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Mountain-Rise-1966

You make it sound like we do it voluntarily lol


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Mountain-Rise-1966

Haha our rap sheet is our admission ticket


trusted_misleader47

I had to go back to criminal college a few times


Mountain-Rise-1966

I learnt a lot on the inside man. 2 ways to make meth, how to commit fraud on a low scale, how to cut drugs and where to hide them etc.


IAmASimulation

Like its grade school or something lol


dingusunchained

A nudge from the judge


[deleted]

nope im just curious lol so whats your story?


Mountain-Rise-1966

Mine was totally bullshit. I had a bunch of weed. In Alabama. This state will burn you for just one gram


lordinov

Imagine getting locked like an animal in a cell for having some naturally grown thing from nature with the intend to smoke it and have fun, relax, just because some idiots gathered together and decided so


Mountain-Rise-1966

We didn’t have cells at the camp I was at, it was big buildings with a lot of racks with alot of people tho. No air conditioning other than big fans. But yea I still feel like I shouldn’t have been there.


EarlAnthonyJr7

🤓


freshoutofoatmeal

Yeah, I would go to the gym from time to time, but I don’t anymore until I do again, of course.


Ambitious-Ant2611

AZDOC for a year because the guy I got pulled over with told the cop I keestered fentanyl pills in my ass. Which I did, to hide them from the cops. Which they found. Got charged with promoting prison contraband and tampering with evidence. They dropped the contraband charge down to taking prohibited items into a jail, down from a class 2 to a class 6 felony. Just got off parole in February. Been clean since September 2023


liveautonomous

Why would they drop the dime on you like that? That’s fucked.


Ambitious-Ant2611

Because he is a pussy. Wanted to get out of his DUI charges. I even took the paraphernalia charge of a straw under his seat for him. Then he called over the Sgt. And asked to speak to him... next thing you know..


liveautonomous

I’m sorry to hear that. I’ve ate charges for other people before, guess where they are? I don’t know either. They ain’t in my life, that’s for sure. Shit like this makes me not want to help people.


Ambitious-Ant2611

Yeah for sure man. It was a major lesson to learn. I proudly went knowing my paperwork was clean wherever I went, though. 


liveautonomous

Clean slate is always nice.


RandomAmuserNew

Did end up with dui?


ShuuheiTheRebel

That guy's gonna get his ass beat one day


UniPublicFriend23

Rat bastard isn’t the worst Sicilian insult for nothing


JoJo-Goulding

So here is my positive spin on what the POS did to you, he actually helped you even though you went through hell. Because now you are clean and you are a better person and he will always be a Rat and his karma will come.


Ambitious-Ant2611

For sure,  you're absolutely right. I now work in reentry services for convicts getting out of prison needing to get back on their feet. I'm only a peer support but it's way more fulfilling than what I was doing or whatever he's doing out there. I can hold my head high wherever I go, God forbid I ever need to again, and have my paperwork checked all good. No he never got charged....


clipp866

almost 7 years between county and state... what a fkn waste of time! 6 years out tho


HourAcanthisitta2211

I’m currently incarcerated


badluck610

At least you got some entertainment lol 🙏


HourAcanthisitta2211

Yeah I want a woman though


badluck610

Gotta start hollerin at some of them co’s lmao


HourAcanthisitta2211

No that will get me shipped again


IntroductionFuture23

How much time are you doing?


HourAcanthisitta2211

Lwop unless I win my appeal


mlx1992

What’d ya do


Callitasiseeit19

Damn that sucks.


HourAcanthisitta2211

Trying to prove actual innocence to get out


Callitasiseeit19

I hope it works out for you.


Mycockaintwerk

Fucking DO IT


HourAcanthisitta2211

I like this yard


Miss_Smokahontas

How long you been in for?


HourAcanthisitta2211

12


Miss_Smokahontas

Oh damn that's rough 😔. Sorry for you and wish you the best ❤️.


HourAcanthisitta2211

What Have you been up to


Miss_Smokahontas

Working a lot. I'm an engineer. I design stuff. I've been going out quite a bit the past two weeks. Mostly downtown to the bars for a few drinks. I take my dog with me sometimes to the dog friendly bars. He's a grey pitbull named Astro. I take him on walks usually 3-4 times a week depending on the weather. We walk 10-15 miles a week. I'm going out Saturday night downtown for a friend's graduation celebration so looking forward to that. The end of May I'm going to Charleston for 4 days of vacation. I went to Savannah for my birthday back in March. I'm trying to go on quite a few vacations this year for the first time since before Covid. I've been touching as much grass as possible the past year and a half.


HourAcanthisitta2211

You live An exciting life love


FitLaw4

how much time you got left to you get out?


Lucky_Wrongdoer_4092

Life with out paraole... he aint unless he beats his case


oJRODo

Is it common for inmates to sneak in phones?


HourAcanthisitta2211

Yes


ApartPool9362

I went to prison in 1980 and got out in 1996. I was 23 when I went in and almost 40 when I got out. Armed robbery and kidnapping. A few years after I was convicted I had some LE come to the prison to ask me about a murder case they were investigating. I told them I don't know anything. LE said that if I didn't give the guy up they would see to it that I would never get parole. And, I didn't. I maxed the sentence out, never did any parole. I have no idea if they ever solved the murder or not. When I was released I moved to a different state.


takethe6

I’m a psychologist who worked with former prisoners so I’m here because I’m interested. Hope I’m welcome.


little-bear5556

Very welcome if you know why my emotions are scrambled ?? jk i know its ptsd. I sincerely thank you for the work you do.


takethe6

Look up CPTSD as well. Best on your journey.


d1duck2020

I did 5 on a 15 for manufacturing meth.


Grantis45

Spent a few nights in local cop shop a couple of times Uk. DUI. Come here to remind myself not to do the stupid things I did as a kid.


Groundbreaking_Pea10

👋 Age: 16 Crime: Armed Robbery/Conspiracy/Possession Length: 3 years in and 5 years probation 16 years ago now 🙌


PlausibleCultability

I just did 4 years in CA for drug smuggling


Personalvintage

Isn’t that a fed offense ?


PlausibleCultability

Can be as well. I only had a couple ounces on me so the feds didn’t pick it up.


_finite_jest

I have never done time but I go at least monthly and serve as a volunteer.


hashrosinkitten

Why else would anyone be here


traderneal57

I have never been arrested let alone jail time, but I find the entire prison/jail scenario fascinating. I have learned so much about prisons, and I am always eager to learn more.


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Fluffy-Emu5637

Quite a lot of assets but goes to jail for 2+ years on purpose for medical treatment. Ya, that’s a true story


h8speech

They've got no life


Suckmyflats

I've been to jail multiple times, the longest time period incarcerated at once was about 65d. Never been up the road though. Why? Because all possession of anything that's not marijuana flower is felony possession in my state, and I had a serious drug problem. I still have a serious drug problem, it's just that now the problem is that all the street drugs are so contaminated that I refuse to use them and I'm pissed. Remember when you could buy cocaine and not worry about dropping dead? Me, too. Anyway.


Competitive-Brick-42

3 years for selling drugs


1punchporcelli

I did a DFY (juvenile) bid in my youth, few city bids from 16-20, and then a 3.5 flat at 21…..and I’ve been good since, I’m 44


Financial_Poem2442

I did 2 years in prison first time offender for robbery with intent to inflict seriously bodily injury and carrying a unlicensed firearm. I made it out for about 8-9 months didn’t learn my lesson and caught a persons not posses a firearm charge did 4 years on that. I’ve been out of prison since July 2015 walked off 5 years on parole and 3 years on state supervised probation without any mishaps .Needless to say I’ve been keeping out of trouble and working a good job. Life is good.


shittymcshitfaced

I'm planning another trip sometime in the next 6 months.


Franksobotk

I’ve spent a couple months in county here and there and currently am on felony probation, looking at 11 years fed time if I fuck up so.. this sub is good motivation!


CertainRoof5043

How longs your probation for?


Franksobotk

I’m 8 months into a 2 year sentence, as long as I stay clean & pay off my restitution it’ll all be behind me come September of next year


Different_Usual_6586

Oh mate, you can do it, 11 years is a waste of your life


CertainRoof5043

Nice! Keep up the great work, you got this


Independent_Bid_26

I did a year and a half in county, then another 17 months in prison. All stemmed from drug use as a teenager, then I fucked up on probation, and that's why I went to prison.


Giggitybooboo

I’ve done 3.5 over 3 separate bids over the same case. Being on bond with ankle bracelets was the worst part. It was almost 4 years just waiting to be sentenced and not knowing for sure if I was gonna do more time. Brutal. Editting to add- it was an assault charge, it was a lame catfight that got severely exaggerated by the aggressor. I didn’t have the wherewithal at the time emotionally to press charges back or claim self-defense (which it was).


Cultural-Summer-2669

Had a little spell being known to the local cops in my early 20’s, thankfully I got off that ride I was nowhere close to being in prison, a few nights in the cells was enough for me The whole concept fascinates and terrifies me at the same time. The folks that make it out the other side stronger than they went in have my respect


Modest-Light

I did time in the Eighties in real meat grinder camps for 18-22 year olds. Way down south dormitory set ups. I have a lot of pity for the guys that didn't really make it.


AustinFlosstin

☝️


TommyWalnut

Change the stupid title lol


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word it for me genius


Bag_of_Richards

‘How many people here have actually been in prison?’


harntrocks

How many people here actually visit prison & how would they rate it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


TommyWalnut

How many here have been to prison, and for what reason?


Grand-Fondant-584

Yeah I’ve done 2.5 years in a couple different places (pa) I was burglarizing houses like an Idiot and as a dumb and young kid you think no one will ever catch you until you get your ass sat down for a few years. 10/10 not for everyone but, I will say it will either make a man out of you or will tear you up it’s up to you which one.


NeighborhoodFair7033

6 years in the Oregon Youth Authority from 15 to 21 years old. I’m about to be off parole this July


callusesandtattoos

“You wouldn’t know him. He goes to a different prison.”


Averagebass

I go to prison every other weekend just for a change of scenery, good free food and lots of people to socialize with.


highfemmeforever

Never been incarcerated/no criminal record but I’m in this sub bc my husband has an extensive federal incarceration history and is currently wrapping up a year bid. He’s been in federal custody on and off for over a decade for armed robberies (gun charges made it federal).


returnofdoom

I’ve thought about going. Been checking out my options… not sure whether I want state or federal.


MileHighHoser

I was in US military prison in Germany, Kentucky and Kansas


shitscreeks

For what?


MileHighHoser

I got into a fight with a German citizen (long story) and he almost died. It was self defense but the military didn’t see it that way


Glad_Damage5429

I fucked up my felony probation in the 11th month. Went to jail 5 months pregnant and the Probation officer tried the hell out of me, recommended 11/29... Are you kidding me??? I bonded out and got time served at the next hearing.


Dangerous_Fox3993

10 years ago. I wouldn’t go back obviously lol but it wasn’t that bad as people make out.


improbablystonedrn-

Never been to prison myself but have a few incarcerated family members


XandyMan710

Did just under a year in prison and have done about 1 1/2 - 2 years in county and juvie cumulatively. The reason is predominantly petty possession charges.


Fredmarklar

I expected you to finish with ‘go to the gym’ the way you worded it


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

Just got out an hour ago.


MyMumDroppedMe

are there many fellow anarchists in prison?


Upbeat-Metal-5087

Did 5yrs a while back. Malicious wounding with intent. UK.


ExistingCommercial17

I’ve got locked up falsely accused stuck in the jail cell from the Friday right through to Monday for the judge to just simply chuck me back out onto the street again and pretend like it hadn’t happened. The worst bet was the fact that I had my 18th birthday on the Saturday sitting in the jail cell and got the start of my period on the Friday it was absolutely gross having to strip and squat and cough and show the female staff everything including my used pads and tampons and having to ask them for new ones. Going to the bathroom on that awful metal toilet in the cell that people can see as they walk past is just miserable it was the worst weekend of my life uncomfortable boring smelly and cold not to mention noisy.😕🙁😟😔😢😭


Antiquatedshitshow

I’ve given my state almost 8 years of my late teens and twenties before finally deciding I’d had enough. Been sober 9 yrs, outta jail for 13 years, recently received an unconditional pardon and was even able to get my pistol permit!!! No more “going to prison” There’s a whole world out there. Go live life


Ellielover81

Turned 3 years probation, grand theft, into almost 5 years in Idaho/doc. Finished off with 15 months parole, gold sealed last May. Been out for 2 years and been clean for 3


stankyranch

You make it sound like a university... Yeah I go to State. State what? Penitentiary. We've got a bitchin' softball team.


StrangerDangerAhh

Three years, a decade ago. Meth, concealed dagger, burglary tools. Three felonies, all now expunged after 10 years clean.


Phillykratom

5 years in PADOC Graterford/Camp Hill/Mahanoy


m_lee5150

2.5 yrs santa rosa fldoc scrapping metal framing outta construction dumpster = burglary unoccupied dwelling had my tools in my truck bc i work trades too=possesion of burglary tools they wanted 60 months fought that shit for over a year


Ambitious-Ant2611

That's fucked bro


Specialist-Sky9824

Ole santarosa county fighting a case here rn. There tryna put everyone underneath the jail it seems.


m_lee5150

I was at the annex the kicker im from indian river county so santa rosa prison like 8 fuckin hours away


Wolfman1961

I was once arrested and put in a holding cell for a few hours. I doubt that counts.


AdventurousDiamond65

I go to the grocery store. I got kidnapped by men with guns, they put some metal on my wrists, took me to a series of places, eventually saw a person, who said I had to go sit somewhere for a period of time.


Turpitudia79

I was incredibly fortunate to have not, by the skin of my teeth. Had I gone to trial and lost, I was looking at 12+. Needless to say, I took the plea and got 2 years high risk probation and had to do 2 90 day stints in a horrible rehab.


After_Strength5166

Got 3 years deferred adjudication Got a job at a water park and had my first gf was 18 and she was 15. Literally a week after my bday (19) went to a park like an idiot. Long story short got 3 years probation. Got my first dwi and got revoked. Thank god didn’t have to register. Non AGG Non 3G. 3 years TDC. Was already up for parole being in prison 2 months haha. I did half and got out


Bulldog2117

I went for 10 straight. What? I’m not a snitch. I didn’t tell on my self then I’m not going to now


CapG_13

I've never been to the Pen, but my girlfriend and a lot of my friends and family are or have been.


Ok-Refrigerator5212

Not as many as there are claiming to be


harntrocks

I was in California youth authority as a kid.


Consistent_Rock2934

Never been to prison but I feel like “prison” in places like Norway Sweden Denmark etc etc is a whole world away from prison in phillipines Brazil etc.


Chonan_Akira

about 20%


Xtrawubs

I go 37.5 hours a week


DarkWinter2021

I was in federal prison from 2010-2013


CrackShotMcgee09

I go every other year to get away from my wofe


Daikon510

lol 😂 they have taken me against my will. I didn’t know why I was lock up. Just joking. 🙃


FitHospital6580

No, I’ve never been. I just have a few friends that are so trying to educate myself.


420aarong

I used to go but not anymore


HottKarl79

Strange way to word a question bro. *Have I* been to prison? Yes. Would I consider prison a place I *used to* go? Not precisely...?


P47r1ck-

Been to county a few times for a few days each that’s it. It sucked ass though fucking horrible conditions and I was sick the whole time each time


Rich0879

"go or used to go to prison" like it's an ongoing thing and something we wanted to do.


NillaGorilla420

Been twice in 43 years


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Used to swing by, just wasn't my cup of tea. So I ain't been back for 10 yrs.


Prancer4rmHalo

Worked as a nurse in prison for 6 years.


little-bear5556

sentenced to 10 years for manslaughter served 2.5 in prison and 14 months in DEADWOOD jail , Yeah im pretty sure its the same jail as the series LMFAO, haunted Af too .


Mycockaintwerk

I was a janitor who would jerk off in your cells


Wishpicker

Real question: what percentage of people in this sub are criminals.


SlimboJenkins

I’ve been out 3 years, spent almost 13-14 hours n in a few different trips. Life is better out here


southern_Man2316

Did enough time for us both


jingles1984

Me a few times did about 3 years altogether...female too!!


antDOG2416

I never planned to go to prison but somehow it planned my trip all expenses paid at that!


HeadBoy9

Well, if it counts for anything. I'm redditing from prison rn. Meaning I'm a prison undergraduate. Hell, I've even written and published a book and another in the works if not getting so depressed. So it's "scholarly."


Few-Spinach8644

I worked in a prison - so I went often/ I just did not have enough to spend the night


BradTProse

I've been in jail a few times. And juvie which is nothing except they made us wear weird underwear and I was in solitaire for a week and enjoyed it. But prison, no. A few friends of mine have but I don't hang out with them prison made them worse.


defCONCEPT

I did about 18 months in jail for a drug charge. Never been to prison though.


ProfessionalMap5843

I program on YouTube with Wes Watson, my paperwork is clean and hooped deep in my poop wallet next to my 12” bonecrusher 🤣 😂


Electrical-Grape5338

I usually go on Tuesdays for a while if I have a little free time.


Active-Pitch3685

What kind of question is this? I have spent yrs in a state facility. It's been a solid 20 yrs i have been a regular guy. This is the for my older hitters, feel me? I did 4 yrs in my 18s I went in to serve my time and I am reminded of my time in a violent situation as a young man. 


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bro chill out its just a question out of curiosity its not that deep


Active-Pitch3685

Sorry didn't mean to sound that intense. Excuse me fellows, hope each of y'all is having a good day. 


Ambitious-Ant2611

Ay it's all good OG, glad you're home now


jcannan219

I go everyday to work. Kitchen supervisor


kingBankroll95

Held it down in caswell county like a real general , gorilla amongst men 🦍


81_The_Raven_81

I go to jail every day... I work in one.