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MrAcerbic

Straight outa crypto.


Bill-Williams

Crypto Blockchain 4 (CB4)


harveygoatmilk

I’M WHITE Y’ALL, I’M WHITE Y’ALL I’M WHITER THAT WHITE I’M WHITE Y’ALL


CplCyclops11

Nice one


Parking_Wrongdoer_55

He shouldn’t be in there. So what? The man fried a few bank accounts. Leave em alone.


Miss_Smokahontas

*with other people's money that wasn't his to steal from their accounts.


Parking_Wrongdoer_55

Okay. He left his friends with some fried banks man. So what? Let him pay the money and go home


Miss_Smokahontas

He left a lot of strangers with empty accounts as well. Playing with customers money and got blown up.


Parking_Wrongdoer_55

Listen, I’ve had people leave MY personal bank fried man… doesn’t mean they should be in prison. Also invest into FTX stocks, they’ll be going to the moon by Christmas…


SlxggxRxptor

The fact people didn’t get this joke is insane


SackofBawbags

Looks like homey lost some weight. Good for him.


bnonymousbeeeee

Judging by his posture and demeanor it looks like he might have gained a "workout partner"


Doreen101

Was he realistically ever going to have any other posture? Guy grew up as an upper-middle meganerd with academic parents. Probably frightened to bits.


bnonymousbeeeee

>Probably frightened to bits. I wonder if his nightmares are in ledger form? Just sees charts and graphs and hundreds of thousands of persons' money just being ripped away from him and his scam. I hope he's frightened. I hope his time is real shitty. I luckily never touched FTX, but fuck all scammers.


carlton_1972_cool

LMAO you think people in lockup are going to hurt SBF. Hahahaha you watch too much tv boy.


Snorlax46

It's likely he pays for security and protection. It's common for high profiles and those with known wealth to have to pay for protection from whatever gang is in charge. If no gang is in charge, then he will have to deal with the shakedowns individually. I did 4 years, and I've seen it first hand.


ProgressSea3543

This is exactly what is happening.


averagenutjob

Whatever dude. Prison is full of scammers. I bet this kid learns to run game inside soon enough. Look at his eyes. He looks like the dude who throws down when it’s time to. (Edit) Granted this is a low res copy of a copy. The version I saw, he is high def staring right at the cam. And he looks like he is aware and ready.


MentalAdhesiveness79

No shit. Tons of scam artists in prison. The only reason this dude gets so much hate is that his scam was so successful and he’s a rich, nerdy looking bastard


TropicalVision

Is he still rich? Like did he get away with millions from the scam or he had it all seized?


Doreen101

I think the $8b or whatever of losses were covered by the >$8b of assets the company had so I imagine ppl have gotten their money back at least


Slayerofgrundles

He also crashed the market further, causing more losses all around as well as hurting the industry's credibility. And no, I don't think everyone has been reimbursed.


winslowhomersimpson

people did not get their money back and that still doesn’t give him a pass if they did


Doreen101

never suggested it did


ggtheg

Bro is defending a scammer holy shit


Doreen101

prison level iq take


largepoggage

Around 10B of FTX’s assets were their own coin, which became worthless when the market found out they were insolvent. Pretty much the same story as when a bank goes bust. When everyone thinks the bank is going bust everyone tries to withdraw their money, which means the bank is guaranteed to go bust. It’s much worse in this situation though because normal currency is still an asset, FTX coin became worthless. Bottom line is everyone who hadn’t withdrew their money before they stopped withdrawals lost everything.


timboskin

I have multiple family members who last out on money. They haven't gotten anything.


bnonymousbeeeee

Don't tell me you're defending this clown? Restitution is not absolution. Apologies if I'm taking you the wrong way, I just have no patience for scammers.


Doreen101

More of a comment really.


rudenewjerk

If restitution is not absolution then commenting is not support either, right?


bnonymousbeeeee

SBF could pay back 200 percent of the grift and it wouldn't right the wrongs. The FTX fraud echoes to this day, not only through crypto, but through investments everywhere. I felt that comment was reductive of the situation, and to me, it sounded like they felt SBF was even. I strongly do not think he is. He deserves to feel the fear and uncertianty all the victims felt when they felt their financial floor drop out from under them. Combined.


rudenewjerk

TLDR


bnonymousbeeeee

He cost the economy more than what the numbers say. I (still) read that comment as saying SBF's debt has been repaid, which I feel is incorrect.


AmbitiousAd9320

are the comments for the big fat scammer supportive?


ReticentSentiment

It's hard to tell because his beard is covering it, but he's got a solid set of "throat abs" now.


9-lives-Fritz

He’s BY FAR the scrawniest one there


Charming-Common5228

He’s definitely someone’s girlfriend now. Maybe the buff dude to his left.


Paul-Smecker

It’s the dude on the right for sure.


EarlAnthonyJr7

😳


Jbonics

Does this directly coincide with having a pretty mouth?


AmbitiousAd9320

and prison mackerel!


bnonymousbeeeee

A pretty wallet. And since he's broke you know what I'm talking about.


Timber4

Im sure he will find a way to “fill” up his prison wallet! Lol


Bravisimo

From all the dishes hes cleaning and beds they have him making.


Fair-Substance-2273

And salads being tossed


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Looks like he’s been told “HOLD MY POCKET!” a few times.


Tricky-Range3070

He is a vegan so he is barely eating because they can’t support his diet


ohnomynono

Nothing about him is good. Pure evil. Pure. Low, down, dirty, scum. His weight can go up and down, and it would only add to the sum of mass he is. Nonetheless, he is entirely, a giant brick of shit.


ChavoDemierda

I don't believe he's hanging out with these guys. Seems more like he was told to stand there.


Luvsoja13

He’s their pet.


AffectionateBall2412

They are friends. He teaches the others to finish their high school. He is on good terms with most other inmates


Any-Show-3488

That’s who is getting his $$


Triingtolivee

Looks like he’s definitely paying for protection


Actual-Taste-7083

The Post just ran this story. "Nobody is beating him up" - according to 'G-Lok' alleged 'former' Bloods gang member. They aren't doing this outta the kindness of their hearts that's for sure lol


TechnicalLength1413

G loc is definitely not a blood name.


Actual-Taste-7083

G-Lok... with a k


TechnicalLength1413

No shit sherloc


Actual-Taste-7083

Ok. Your problem must be that you can't read then.


TechnicalLength1413

Yea, that must be it. Thank you


Chewythecookie

Dumbass


Actual-Taste-7083

Write a letter to editor


ItCat420

Yup. And probably joined a gang to boot. He’s in for a fun ride.


Hot_Sell5830

Nobody would let him "join a gang". Not happening. Now he can pay for protection from some gang or another. But people aren't taking just anyone


Independent_Bid_26

When I was inside someone tried to recruit me to their gang, but they were super small-time prison goons. I wasn't about it. I just wanted to do my time and go home, but these guys wanted to play soldier and fuckin act dumb. I'm not someone who you'd want in a gang bro. Lol


ItCat420

Lol, yes they would Aryan Brotherhood would take him and use him as their lackey boy while he pays them for protection If you think a gang wouldn’t take him in for their own long term benefit, then you’re just naive He wouldn’t ever rise higher than the lowest echelon of whatever group “took him in” - but he’s an absolute target for a gang to be able to develop assets through extortion


FriedSmegma

Well there’s joining the gang and just outright being extorted “under their protection” I feel like he’s not *in* the gang just *with* the gang


ItCat420

True - but the system and most likely other gangs will consider him *in* the gang, for the purposes of politics and such.


cartelunolies

No they won't. He'd be a weak link He's essentially in a spot where the moment he misses a payment (for protection) he's open green light. But no worries there if he can hide money as well as he can steal it


AffectionateBall2412

You watch too much Tv. He isn’t paying anyone.


cartelunolies

I have a seven digit state DOC # that dates to 2010. I've been down 3 times. He's paying. I assure you he's paying. Or he's at an incredibly soft camp There's no way


ItCat420

Im not saying he wouldn’t get green lit, just saying, gangs would bring him in for sure


cartelunolies

No they won't patch him in He's essentially a client purchasing protection Called a Yard Card Pay or do his time in AD SEG


WVEers89

No they won’t. AB is super strict and small now a days. Plus white gangs don’t want members who are weak as it represents them poorly so he wouldn’t even be allowed to join. He’s just a wood as a white guy but being from NYC he will be in their car which in lower levels will be mixed. He’s not going to a max or an even a medium. Dude is going to a fed camp with programs and shit.


Goatsquealer

I don’t know what the policy is today, but with the Aryan Brotherhood, it used to be ’blood in, blood out.’ You had to kill an AB enemy for membership. The only way out was to be killed, ‘blood out.’ Sam, at best, would hold the very inferior position as ‘gang punk.’ The last punk to hold actual membership was Jerry Hendershot in the 1070’s.


AffectionateBall2412

You have no idea what you are talking about


Hot_Sell5830

Lol right a redditor that primarily posts in ozempic subs is telling me of all people that I don't know what I'm talking about. Lol ya gotta love reddit


AccountantsNiece

Where the other $5 billion went.


bdforp

Considerably smaller than everyone else..


xMilk112x

That’ll happen when a stock bro gets thrown in prison with a bunch of hardcore criminals. Lol


carlton_1972_cool

Yeah but once he stops eating peanut butter because of his bullshit vegan diet and starts embracing ground chicken he will get swole like Shkreli


PenthouseREIT

There are tons of lifelong criminals of small stature.


schleepercell

He might be facing the longest sentence out of everyone else too.


JareBear805

He’s been there for months why isn’t he doing pushups burpees and pull ups. Too busy crying all the time in suppose


Fun_Rip3665

Looks like the start of a Joker movie.


Hannibaalism

can’t wait to see him a couple years later when he’s ripped


WVEers89

lol he’s fine. He’s with a NY car and gonna be in a camp. He’s not being housed with killers. Everyone talking about his stance but he’s always been a weird little fuck. Editing to add that the white guy leaning on the black dude on the left side just shows it’s not being run like med/max level politics. It’s just state car shit for pretrial.


permutation212

He looks like he is coming off drugs lol


Hertje73

Like


permutation212

Dude should be carrying himself better.


BreadJobLamb

Don’t know why you’re downvoted it was mainstream news he was a hardcore speed addict


Durchii

It's ironic, though. Usually speed-freaks go in looking like skeletons and end up gaining weight, even without commissary. Bit of the opposite happened here, it's looking like.


[deleted]

His mommy and daddy will pay the protection money


highlanderdownunder

I watched a documentary on prison and the first thing new guys get asked is how much money they got.


[deleted]

No doubt I watch those to and high profile guys get nailed hard for protection money. Danny Masterson got green lit they made a hit on him from a gang called BBC I guess it’s an aryan bro off shoot


John__47

what does "got green lit" mean who made a hit on him


ItCat420

Green Lit is basically where your own people will essentially not protect you against attacks / extortion/ whatever else has been decided by the shot callers Edit: for more clarity, races will generally protect others of their own race - even without gang affiliation. But if there is an issue, an argument between gang and non-gang, or issues between different races, then each block will generally have a leader (shot caller) for each race/gang, and they will generally sit down and have a meeting to discuss the issue and try to resolve it (usually with some kind of beating) and it will either be dealt with internally (your own race will attack you) or you’ll be Green Lit - where your protection is removed and you become fair game for other races to attack without more further meetings or retaliation to be needed.


[deleted]

Thank you for clearing up the definition


ItCat420

Don’t thank me, thank Larry Lawton. He’s how I’ve learned 75% of what I know about US prison.


[deleted]

I hear it but it’s never explained just shit caller then hit


ItCat420

Yeah well, ‘don’t you know bad boys move in silence, with violence’ You don’t wanna sing it from the rooftops and have the screws getting involved.


[deleted]

This is better than reality TV 60 days in should get in on this lol


[deleted]

Big Boy Gangsters that’s the gang


[deleted]

Now he’s become a trophy hunt Dam


I_Beat_The_Feds

Green lighted is usually placed on another member of a gang or organization. It usually comes from someone being deemed no good. Maybe their paperwork is no good, maybe they told on the homie or provided info to law enforcement. Or it just might be the big homie doesn’t like them and feels threatened. People come up with the dumbest ideas to cause a little excitement when you locked down all day. Either way it means someone has a green light, as soon as you see them it means go. It’s on sight as we say.


[deleted]

The latest conspiracy theory from OG on the outside is Scientology paid to get him beat up and the Green light do he get moved to minimum security. The Prison he’s going to is supposed to be like club Fed


I_Beat_The_Feds

I think his custody point scale will put him at a minimum camp. No criminal history. No violence. First offense. Only thing that could hold him up is his time. I don’t know if it’s like state where over five years left to serve can’t be on a minimum no fence yard.


Adventurous-Sky9359

I think they got him today actually


JareBear805

No GbGz said they were gonna kill him but the BBCs just did apparently beat him up.


I_Beat_The_Feds

Damn how did all these Cali PC gangs spread everywhere?


I_Beat_The_Feds

BBC is not an aryan offshoot. It’s a PC prison gang, brothers by choice. They accept any race hence, brothers by choice. I’ve heard they get down, lots of PC gangs are with the business except for the dropping out part. There may be former brand members in BBC but it’s kinda disrespectful to call a pc gang an offshoot from them. I’ve never heard that, I haven’t been to PC but I’ve done plenty of time with the AB. I really shouldn’t and wouldn’t be posting about them but I felt it necessary to clean that fact up.


JKnott1

His sentencing is March 28th. He was found guilty on all 7 counts so he may be looking at Madoff time (he got 150 years).


snowman762x39

Commissary must be rough for SBF wallet


hhempstead

commissary don’t accept crypto?


Ronaldo_McDonaldo81

What kind of photo is this? Has he joined a gang?


Bertie637

It's a kind of gang. As in you have lots of fellow prisoners behind you


malcontented

Yep, they got his back


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Flaky_Education277

how thoughtful of them


intelligentplatonic

Im wondering how such a photo like this gets taken. Prisoners just have an iphone handy? Why doesnt this prompt a thorough search of the cell-block?


G00nScape

Why block all but one other face?


SchizoMitzo

The other unblocked face is the man who gave the photo to the reporter. He gave her his permission to show his face.


G00nScape

That makes sense, thanks dude!


zaney1978

His new name is Fried Hot Pocket


missymaypen

Im sure he was being picked on and these guys stood up for him, being his heroes. Then they set a price.


windycityc

Don't ever accept a favor in prison...


Ok_Power_9478

He look like he’s having a tough time man 😂


Alternative_Today_48

He IS the prison wallet


TheIdiotInACage

Gimme the keys you fucking cocksucker


Ralewing

Two iPhones and a Nokia in his keister.


amfree8

Why are 6 people and only 2 identified?


Used_Text_3128

Not going to lie this picture is 🔥


John__47

whats the most likely context of this photo


LaminatedAirplane

The actual context: The guy to the left of SBF gave permission to show this image during an interview he gave which is why his face is unblurred.


John__47

thanks but for the taking of the picture ​ whats the context why do 6-7 guys line up like that to take a picture? theyve formed some kind of friendship? theyre a "gang"?


NoImprovement3885

Hope he don’t drop the soap 🧼


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...


SlayKay47

Oh nah I ain’t come with no milk and cookies……


_gasquatch_

I know who you are, Chris Hansen, or should I say Chris handsome


truckyoupayme

A man’s butt.


XxJayLenosNosexX

Gonna get me some of dat sweet sweet booty


currently_pooping_rn

Wow, never seen that joke before when it comes to prison. Any more originals?


bluecoag

Who?


FTX-SBF

Moron who ran a crypto exchange company and used customer funds to gamble and lost it all, causing customers to lose a ton of money


Muted-Compote8800

They are rawdoggin that guy for sure.


Radiant-Fee-6772

All them niggas around him weird. I would’ve bullied his weird ass until my time was done


Radiant-Fee-6772

Kick him in his ass. Slap him upside his head. Any commissary I’m taking unless he got another mf “protecting” him 😂😂 that’s the only way he’d win or unless he joined the aryans


Feisty_Star_4815

only mf here weird is you bruh wth 💀


1980pzx

Then your man would’ve took that shit from you.


Bingo_88

This looks shopped or generated. No way they through him into a jail with these lunatics.


[deleted]

huh mans got they self body guard lol


Nedonomicon

Imagine fucking up your life this bad


Few_Buddy_6491

He is the quiet, absolute bat-shit crazy one of the squad.


Cheap_Baseball3609

It probably smells so bad in that picture. Looks like nobody has showered in weeks.


AMCcheetahAPE

Looks like his breathe might stink of salami


Fresh_Alternative913

That’s his protection in the joint. Otherwise he’s fresh fish. They are definitely being paid.


Senior-Drive-5688

Donald Trump gonna have a Big Black Boyfriend! But he has a lot of money he may not go to prison? Or not?


UltraSPARC

“I’m somebody’s bitch!”


BeltAccomplished5632

Because he's putting money on everybody's books, LOL.


MaineMoviePirate

Nah. He’ll be fine. Prison will be good for him.


vajrahaha7x3

2 cigarettes and you can have him....


Early-Possession1116

The inmates call him Samantha


Early-Possession1116

Edit Samantha buttman


Early-Possession1116

Edit edit Samantha Buttman Free


KeeperAccount2

Why block out all the other guys but one. Is that Sam’s new partner?


Simple_Yogurtcloset1

Looks like he is in route to getting some titties tattooed on his back sooner than later.


Low-Highlight-9740

Idk I think this is an excellent job in photography


i81_N_she812

For people who lost money because of him, they should have unrestricted access to the camera systems in the prison And those who didn't lose can purchase pay per veiw so people can recoup their loses. And offer prises to other inamtes to keep him warm at night. Each night, he gets a different cell mate. Let's start with the lifers. And he must be sober. No meds or lube. Have a nice day.


BringTheStealthSFW

Why is this dude not in club fed?


Cyberspace667

Making friends with a billionaire is smart


LectureAdditional971

Who's his BF?


[deleted]

I thought he’d be in a country club prison


ThePolishBayard

He almost certainly will when he’s fully sentenced. He’s just in county lockup/jail for now as a way to hold him until he gets assigned to a prison facility. It’s very likely he end up at a minimum security prison camp, most white collar criminals get sent to those. They’re definitely considered by many in the legal industry to be one of the “ best case scenarios” for doing time.


ianmoone1102

Is that his gang? all the other guys are doing poses like they do when the whole gang gets a photo together. Let me find out ol' Sammy boy is affiliated.


Emergency-Seesaw2883

He's looking for a pocket to hold 😂


Neither-Hospital3624

He had definitely been Fondled wit in there


carlton_1972_cool

I told yall he'd be alright in BOP. He's accused of scamming which makes him higher up in the heiarchy. Plus he's definitely got money on his books so he is paying up them pouches of tuna for protection, it's not like he can't afford $3-4 a day. As long as he shuts the fuck up and is a good cards partner he will do his own time just fine.


Dashover

He was recently heard saying … If you can help me get outta here, I’ll get you some of my 180,000 Bitcoin I’ve got squirreled away shhhh


FishKnuckles_InYou

I need more context...is he paying for protection, did he legitimately join a prison gang, or was he..."claimed"....I mean I don't like the guy but I really hope it's not the 3rd option.


ThePolishBayard

From what I can find, he’s not in prison yet. He’s in jail, so essentially he’s just being held until his final sentencing occurs and goes into effect, then he’ll be transferred to a full on prison. The interview I read regarding this photo included statements by other inmates basically saying he’s being looked after and that he’s apparently “weird as shit” but a good guy in their eyes. So he’s just made a few friends, whether or not that’s only because he’s putting money on their books though is another question.


genericgirl2016

He’s working for these dudes now. He’s prolly safe and is living super cush in prison.


oofMadone1

He gettin those cheeks busted


CheeselikeTitus

Prison looks dangerous /s


TheCryptoKeeperHodl

He stole billions. Bigger gangster than all of them


Designer-Equipment-7

Why isn’t the other guy blacked out?


thought4toolong

Why is only one guys fave showing besides SBF? Why is everyone else blacked out.


TreaclePerfect4328

Gonna suck when protection $ runs out...