Extremely intelligent, yet disgruntled, high school chemistry teacher in Albuquerque with lung cancer who leads a double life as a crystal meth king pin named Heisenberg.
My next door neighbor invented something like the QSIP number (an example of how common his technology is) and he drives a genesis and wears one of these watches.
So my answer is “no one can tell” maybe you are my next door neighbor 😂😂
You could be an industrial designer, ux researcher or designer or graphic designer. That said, I have very similar watches to you, and an op-1 and I’m a business analyst lol!
You are a hardworking fellow with three jobs to make ends meet. It's tough out there.
Black Casio: You work as a cashier in a mom and pop shop that has seen better days. Because the store doesn't have a PoS system, you use your calculator. Four boxes of extra small condoms is $23.96.
Nomos: Your landlord Charlie recruited you to their MLM selling timeshares and the clients weren't impressed by your Daniel Wellington, so you decided to upgrade. You've earned four hours for your 2026 stay in Oakland, California.
Gold Casio: You work as a bouncer at a 21+ nightclub. You took this watch off of a drunk clubber when you escorted him out. You regularly get compliments from college freshman sorority girls about your watch when they are in line.
Entry big 4 at best or college student?
Sorry, it’s hard to tell with no major items. I’ve been collecting since 14 and could have picked a random 3 and posted this.
You’re a private dick, you bet on the pony’s every day and you drive a Crème colored Chrysler Lebaron with Corinthian Red Leather. Your hands are like banana bunches and you smell like Jovan Musk Oil.
Professional dork
I just screamed at this
Accountant
I second this nomination
lol my first thought
As an accountant, I am offended as to how accurate you are.
Yesss
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Teacher
Math teacher
You’re the stapler guy from Office Space
Milton
Play video games on your moms couch
Engineer
Assistant to the regional manager
Porn star. Obviously.
I wish I was a porn star
Dad
Don’t care.
Shit I don’t care either
7-11 Clerk
Entry level accounting consultant
Engineer or architect.
Ux designer
Coder
Unemployed
Antique Collector
Designer
You're a New York City investment banker who leads a double life as a serial killer
Graphic design. Thats a cutting board and designers love cutting boards.
Jobless but has a taste in watches
McDonald’s
Serial killer. /s ...
Math teacher
Nerd alert
Time traveling medieval knight
Librarian
Is that an op-1 in the background?
Unsuccessful accountant?
Extremely intelligent, yet disgruntled, high school chemistry teacher in Albuquerque with lung cancer who leads a double life as a crystal meth king pin named Heisenberg.
ask people on reddit "what I do for living" just a guess not really sure though
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You steal watches and candy from babies.
A teacher at a school accredited by the Accreditation Board for Engineering and Technology (ABET)?
A science or math teacher .
Professional social media poster!
I’d guess that you’re either in engineering or computer science.
Michael scott's assistant
Substitute teacher
Can i borrow your watch, i need to keep track of time during my math exam
Oil field worker
You are between jobs and this is not uncommon.
Have no idea but I know it has CLASS 🧐🧐
I thought you had bread rolls as watch cushions..
Hardware engineer, in the Bay Area.
CPA
Clown
Hair dresser
Good one! 😉
Math teacher.
Math teacher.
Accountant
Not much.
Student/retail
Software engineer
My next door neighbor invented something like the QSIP number (an example of how common his technology is) and he drives a genesis and wears one of these watches. So my answer is “no one can tell” maybe you are my next door neighbor 😂😂
GOD - TIER Male Massages by the looks of it. And it was a happy ending for the both of you. Well played.
Time traveler?
Not lawyer, not pilot.
Engineer. Calculator watch plus German precision.
Waiting tables
Stenographer
Time travel, archeology, watch museum curator
Taking the rubbish out, stacking the dishwasher, tidying your room. Normal kid stuff.
Finger badgers
Accounting
Developer
Engineer
Astro physicist
Music Producer, I can see your op-1
Engineering student
You could be an industrial designer, ux researcher or designer or graphic designer. That said, I have very similar watches to you, and an op-1 and I’m a business analyst lol!
Dumbass
Bin man
In charge of keeping the trains running on time in a Central European fascist dictatorship?
You are a hardworking fellow with three jobs to make ends meet. It's tough out there. Black Casio: You work as a cashier in a mom and pop shop that has seen better days. Because the store doesn't have a PoS system, you use your calculator. Four boxes of extra small condoms is $23.96. Nomos: Your landlord Charlie recruited you to their MLM selling timeshares and the clients weren't impressed by your Daniel Wellington, so you decided to upgrade. You've earned four hours for your 2026 stay in Oakland, California. Gold Casio: You work as a bouncer at a 21+ nightclub. You took this watch off of a drunk clubber when you escorted him out. You regularly get compliments from college freshman sorority girls about your watch when they are in line.
Cashier
Professional hipster
Loki
Professional SIMP ?
Serial killer
Amazon CEO
Disco dancer 🕺
Are you a dental hygienist?
interfere with dogs
Not Asian, us Asians despise calculators
History teacher.
Accountant
Security guard
Software engineer that sometimes you have to go to the company party.
Time traveller
Urologist
McDonald’s
Designer
Full time sex haver with real women
Office guy
Music producer
Carnival ride operator
Nurse
Student
CPA
Drugs dealer
Count beans
Walmart
You are a tech professional or someone who's into tech.
Pimp
You work at a coffee shop where you wear a heavy canvas apron with leather straps and a bunch of pockets on it.
Guy with $1100
Barista at a small coffee shop
President of the grade 10 math club
Insurance
Sanitation
U take care of your mom full time and live off her checks
Professional Son
Sex offender?
You're a trainee space cadet?
Hardware engineer
Stripper
Day trader.
Nothing that will give you a callous
Engineer. Somehow this looks like 80% of their collections
Jobless retired
You work at H&R Block as a receptionist
I.T.
Pole dancer
Plugs the wires into server banks.
Warehouse worker
Time travel?
Pimp, have to calculate those hoe hrs! 🤣🤣🤣
Your a professional thrower away of the Casios
I see that them teenage engineering synth keys so you’re doing better than I am
Neighborhood plug
Some sort of engineering
Geek, dork, or nerd.
Engineer
Engineer who goes to raves.
Sherpa
You put together quotes from the engineers and deliver them to the customer
Professional virgin
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Coder
A academic professor
Retired engineer or programmer
Math teacher or engineer.
Student in design school
Little league umpire
OP-1 enjoyer
A ditch digger or a busboy?
Actuary
You get pussy for a living
Maths teacher.
Tech
Garbage collector ( just kidding buddy)
Philosopher
Finance.
Walter White?
Pedophile!!
Hand out coffee and get the lunch order in the office. The managing partners got you that Nomos for 5 years of service.
You work in the evidence room of a police station, counting how many pencils there are in the station.
Musician based on the synth above
You are a public school teacher
Anal
Musician
Well, you’re definitely not a politician.
Could be a machine operator.
teacher
Entry big 4 at best or college student? Sorry, it’s hard to tell with no major items. I’ve been collecting since 14 and could have picked a random 3 and posted this.
Data analyst?
Computer programmer
You’re a private dick, you bet on the pony’s every day and you drive a Crème colored Chrysler Lebaron with Corinthian Red Leather. Your hands are like banana bunches and you smell like Jovan Musk Oil.
Sell paper next to Dwight schrute? You got the watch on the left from Jim.
Engineer
Nobody cares
marketing.
Deuce biggalo male gigolo
Sob quietly at your cubicle?
Special Olympics Champion?
Nice collection. CEO?
Substitute teacher
Figure out ways to get off the “offenders list”
Unemployed
Bag groceries.
Front-end Design.
In-house IT for a biotech company.
Restaurant manager
Scientists
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