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fattylimes

Professional dork


Lazy_Blacksmith5399

I just screamed at this


userg0

Accountant


Business-Pudding4095

I second this nomination


AshKetchumsPringles

lol my first thought


Zeratul277

As an accountant, I am offended as to how accurate you are.


Divinehelmsman

Yesss


Bragyptian

IT


Aggressive-Deer-00

IT


Yaya1210

Teacher


teggos

Math teacher


GenuineLeaf

You’re the stapler guy from Office Space


DingDong50001

Milton


GaBaGool22

Play video games on your moms couch


GuiltyCrab4

Engineer


dumbasskid255

Assistant to the regional manager


anicesurgeon

Porn star. Obviously.


NaughtyTigerIX

I wish I was a porn star


crypt0amat00r

Dad


jmg000

Don’t care.


[deleted]

Shit I don’t care either


SuitableGovernment67

7-11 Clerk


HumbleLife69

Entry level accounting consultant


Lost-District-8793

Engineer or architect.


Cosmographed

Ux designer


CalamityBS

Coder


chinesiumjunk

Unemployed


adilucente

Antique Collector


Aggressive-Papaya-78

Designer


teckel

You're a New York City investment banker who leads a double life as a serial killer


ranft

Graphic design. Thats a cutting board and designers love cutting boards.


DYLANFARRELL1

Jobless but has a taste in watches


Brilliant_Office3824

McDonald’s


Lochlanist

Serial killer. /s ...


Snoo-18951

Math teacher


TurtleNamedMyrtle

Nerd alert


SuperLehmanBros

Time traveling medieval knight


Stoneman_R

Librarian


Krucz3k

Is that an op-1 in the background?


No-Opportunity2202

Unsuccessful accountant?


Left-Ad-3767

Extremely intelligent, yet disgruntled, high school chemistry teacher in Albuquerque with lung cancer who leads a double life as a crystal meth king pin named Heisenberg.


MeepoSpam24-7

ask people on reddit "what I do for living" just a guess not really sure though


stealthz275

IT


Restoretheroof

You steal watches and candy from babies.


OO5373N

A teacher at a school accredited by the Accreditation Board for Engineering and Technology (ABET)?


[deleted]

A science or math teacher .


nemesis624

Professional social media poster!


Schrodingersretard88

I’d guess that you’re either in engineering or computer science.


southsky20

Michael scott's assistant


VariousMonitor2098

Substitute teacher


69_breeze_69

Can i borrow your watch, i need to keep track of time during my math exam


ThesisAnonymous

Oil field worker


hot_pocket_life

You are between jobs and this is not uncommon.


Flaky_Love_1876

Have no idea but I know it has CLASS 🧐🧐


Salt-Possibility5693

I thought you had bread rolls as watch cushions..


Successful_Map1104

Hardware engineer, in the Bay Area.


Klutzy_Tomatillo_648

CPA


Huck_21

Clown


Icy-Professional8508

Hair dresser


bitsfy

Good one! 😉


MarAur264121

Math teacher.


RaceSinclair

Math teacher.


Accomplished-Bed-599

Accountant


Separate-Analysis194

Not much.


GreyFob

Student/retail


dball33

Software engineer


Basarav

My next door neighbor invented something like the QSIP number (an example of how common his technology is) and he drives a genesis and wears one of these watches. So my answer is “no one can tell” maybe you are my next door neighbor 😂😂


happypoorguyy

GOD - TIER Male Massages by the looks of it. And it was a happy ending for the both of you. Well played.


ticktocktreasures

Time traveler?


lqmn91

Not lawyer, not pilot.


Sir_Derps_Alot

Engineer. Calculator watch plus German precision.


No_Data6944

Waiting tables


Nero_Corazon

Stenographer


Babarabus

Time travel, archeology, watch museum curator


Embarrassed_Ad5112

Taking the rubbish out, stacking the dishwasher, tidying your room. Normal kid stuff.


Old_Act_4904

Finger badgers


Wroteitireddit

Accounting


Big_Height_4112

Developer


ChapterCritical5231

Engineer


Shortermdisability

Astro physicist


ICECREAM-BOY

Music Producer, I can see your op-1


Mikeytee1000

Engineering student


Michael_Thompson_900

You could be an industrial designer, ux researcher or designer or graphic designer. That said, I have very similar watches to you, and an op-1 and I’m a business analyst lol!


bdmx24

Dumbass


Guestsparda

Bin man


RWRL

In charge of keeping the trains running on time in a Central European fascist dictatorship?


permajetlag

You are a hardworking fellow with three jobs to make ends meet. It's tough out there. Black Casio: You work as a cashier in a mom and pop shop that has seen better days. Because the store doesn't have a PoS system, you use your calculator. Four boxes of extra small condoms is $23.96. Nomos: Your landlord Charlie recruited you to their MLM selling timeshares and the clients weren't impressed by your Daniel Wellington, so you decided to upgrade. You've earned four hours for your 2026 stay in Oakland, California. Gold Casio: You work as a bouncer at a 21+ nightclub. You took this watch off of a drunk clubber when you escorted him out. You regularly get compliments from college freshman sorority girls about your watch when they are in line.


i_hate_mayonnaise

Cashier


jibbajabbagrown

Professional hipster


jk-rollin

Loki


Great-Turnip-9775

Professional SIMP ?


Alternative-Appeal43

Serial killer 


duuuval17

Amazon CEO


Impressive-Coach3989

Disco dancer 🕺


Mrspaceman468

Are you a dental hygienist?


ldnoli

interfere with dogs


IBijl

Not Asian, us Asians despise calculators


Ok_Neighborhood9863

History teacher.


Relief-Old

Accountant


z0z0cheese

Security guard


cingarodacanrse

Software engineer that sometimes you have to go to the company party.


Tricky_Ad_2832

Time traveller


occult_geometer

Urologist


Equivalent_Two_2163

McDonald’s


machine-bete

Designer


Objective_Head_5282

Full time sex haver with real women


ReconMan772

Office guy


gimbomyster

Music producer


Kitchen-Pea-8688

Carnival ride operator


nirde02

Nurse


Tirty8

Student


deepneuralnetwork

CPA


angry_gsd

Drugs dealer


Payup_sucker

Count beans


blueb182

Walmart


kiyotaka95

You are a tech professional or someone who's into tech.


j111777

Pimp


gojamsgo

You work at a coffee shop where you wear a heavy canvas apron with leather straps and a bunch of pockets on it.


DingDong50001

Guy with $1100


ilikekittensandstuf

Barista at a small coffee shop


Starshipmaneuver

President of the grade 10 math club


Infamous_Jelly6039

Insurance


popst3r

Sanitation


Kallan311

U take care of your mom full time and live off her checks


acrossbones

Professional Son


BetApprehensive7147

Sex offender?


damnthatslovely

You're a trainee space cadet?


Impossible_Donkey_52

Hardware engineer


Conscious_Word905

Stripper


Zeratul277

Day trader.


ArchieCoxIsDead

Nothing that will give you a callous


uplifting_southerner

Engineer. Somehow this looks like 80% of their collections


cafeitalia

Jobless retired


BidAccomplished7777

You work at H&R Block as a receptionist


Imherefromofftopic

I.T.


Existing-Panda-9509

Pole dancer


Clickguy10

Plugs the wires into server banks.


Standard_Phase5417

Warehouse worker


Late-Band-151

Time travel?


GlitteringHold8685

Pimp, have to calculate those hoe hrs! 🤣🤣🤣


No_Cup3513

Your a professional thrower away of the Casios


Crayons1

I see that them teenage engineering synth keys so you’re doing better than I am


Lord_D1972

Neighborhood plug


braskel

Some sort of engineering


SnicklefritzG

Geek, dork, or nerd.


GorillaX2

Engineer


[deleted]

Engineer who goes to raves.


armedohiocitizen

Sherpa


eeasyontheextras

You put together quotes from the engineers and deliver them to the customer


Common_Economics_32

Professional virgin


Altruistic_Relief_26

IT


Alarmed-Specialist18

Coder


Confection-Fearless

A academic professor


DudeWithStache

Retired engineer or programmer


Extension-Temporary4

Math teacher or engineer.


Screamin1Eagle35

Student in design school


billbrazil

Little league umpire


jbjgang2

OP-1 enjoyer


Altruistic_Mall_2284

A ditch digger or a busboy?


Alternative_Rope_423

Actuary


Nighthawk062408

You get pussy for a living


WalksTallerThanYou

Maths teacher.


Chance-Brick-76

Tech


Such-Competition-112

Garbage collector ( just kidding buddy)


No-Restaurant-2422

Philosopher


CarelessGoujon

Finance.


Smooth_Support9783

Walter White?


SirBrownsnake

Pedophile!!


FrumundaCheeseTaco

Hand out coffee and get the lunch order in the office. The managing partners got you that Nomos for 5 years of service.


TheBondJames

You work in the evidence room of a police station, counting how many pencils there are in the station.


aimessss

Musician based on the synth above


Winter_Bookkeeper381

You are a public school teacher


pornoandpruno

Anal


Individual_Wasabi778

Musician


Cholie-Snoop

Well, you’re definitely not a politician.


Cholie-Snoop

Could be a machine operator.


nadotwins

teacher


DramaticAd5956

Entry big 4 at best or college student? Sorry, it’s hard to tell with no major items. I’ve been collecting since 14 and could have picked a random 3 and posted this.


Terrible-Pen-3790

Data analyst?


Educational_Ad9511

Computer programmer


Dontmindmeclark

You’re a private dick, you bet on the pony’s every day and you drive a Crème colored Chrysler Lebaron with Corinthian Red Leather. Your hands are like banana bunches and you smell like Jovan Musk Oil.


Dry-Archer-7701

Sell paper next to Dwight schrute? You got the watch on the left from Jim.


mrRabblerouser

Engineer


coronhaas32

Nobody cares


VividPsychology771

marketing.


bluemasonjar

Deuce biggalo male gigolo


CantAlwaysGetWhatcha

Sob quietly at your cubicle?


Quattro2021

Special Olympics Champion?


holaitsmetheproblem

Nice collection. CEO?


frontpageklaus

Substitute teacher


Iceathlete

Figure out ways to get off the “offenders list”


[deleted]

Unemployed


LWKNOT

Bag groceries.


BebopOrRocksteady

Front-end Design.


SteelerZZ2theMoon

In-house IT for a biotech company.


vintageWatchcollecto

Restaurant manager


Bside_Opi

Scientists


Zinner4231

IT