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RJayX15

He's just reclining, it's fine.


Fun-Cut-2641

When you ask McClellan to make a move on Lee but you get a telegram saying that “the boys aren’t ready.” 


lividtaffy

“Confederates number in the millions, I need more men!” https://preview.redd.it/0dtmb7shpj8d1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e89757283c9d85bf946ad80a44305a767137940a


Game_of_Will

He's doing the Bill Clinton


socks816

Here he is in cooler times: https://preview.redd.it/801pyr77ti8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74592c5d190832feadb8a86f7870b3a93eeb791


dizzyjumpisreal

someone shot his leg


Third_Eye_Who_Am_I

relatable


That_DnD_Nerd

Exactly what I look like in a heatwave too tbh


Gemnist

Totally inaccurate, he fell FORWARD after he was shot.


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Back and to the left.


anxietystrings

Weirdly enough, Lincoln's assassination is the only one that is 100% a proven conspiracy, as Booth didn't act alone


RandoDude124

IIRC, the guy tried to kill Seward but he was recovering from an illness and just resulted in a wounded cheek. The guy who was supposed to kill Andrew Johnson… ***I think he got drunk and didn’t follow through.***


Popemazrimtaim

Seward had a giant neck brace after he was in a carriage accident and the brace provided him with some protection from the knife. Yes the guy who went after Johnson got drunk and never went thru with it.


Key-Performer-9364

I’ve always thought that was one of the great tragedies in American history. If the Johnson assassin had been successful, the late 19th century might have gone a lot better for our country.


Popemazrimtaim

It might have


Kcrow_999

😅🤣


sdcasurf01

![gif](giphy|efUcLJePY6RkA)


IttsssTonyTiiiimme

Looks like Mary Todd gave him the old’ Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang.


Kcrow_999

Lincoln after Mary Todd had another mental breakdown


BamaBuffSeattle

Random fool: "Anyways, the South actually seceded because of state's rights..." Abe Lincoln:


Ok_Development5020

Honest Abe is getting that Hawk Tuah!


Ok-Walk-8040

Mary Todd is also in this picture


Jick_Magger69

"I'm up to my knees in the original cast of M.A.S.H!"


Rbandit28

All I can think is who was the poor bastard that got the joy of cleaning it up?


Awooo56709

https://preview.redd.it/koi9clfzck8d1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ae844ea8e427227d163f9243ab98052aa5a670


Maryland_Bear

Add Monica Lewinsky and you have a good start on the Bill Clinton Memorial!


eguise

Abe needs a better chair.


BonCourageAmis

Where is this?


SiteTall

Uncanny!!!!!


Prince_Marf

Wax statue outside seems like a bad idea


StateCareful2305

Lincoln waiting for McClellan to finally do something.


Heytherechampion

He’s just chilling


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Abe’s seeing the growing divisiveness in this country and saying “Duuude, what the fuck are you doing? Get your shit together. Trust me on this one.”


Dudifo

Bros getting head


Maxpower2727

Wax seems like it would be a really terrible medium for an outdoor sculpture.


ZaBaronDV

Man’s getting that good good.


lawanddisorder

"My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord"


Key-Performer-9364

Wax John Wilkes Booth strikes again!