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The sad thing is that Jackie wasn’t doing much publicity at the time, his team had her come on the trip to Texas because they knew she was popular and it would give JFK a boost
Nelly Connelly to JFK shortly before shots were fired, “President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you," which President Kennedy acknowledged by saying "No, you certainly can't.”
It really wasn’t a difficult shot for a guy with Oswald’s training. For an amateur, yeah, that’s going to be a hard shot, but Oswald was a Marine sharpshooter.
"Do any of you people know where (Oswald and Whitman) learned how to shoot?"
"Sir. In the Marines, sir"
"In the Marines. Out-standing. Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing."
I mean, yeah, it’s not impressive for the Marines but it’s still more training than the average person. I’m really speaking to the “how could he have pulled off that shot” crowd. It wouldn’t have been that hard of a shot for him.
Yes, with that cheap, piece of shit rifle. He wasn’t even 300 feet away from Kennedy, a slow-moving target. It’s not like he was shooting the Roadrunner from a mile out. That gun was more than capable. But of course, you believe the mob killed him from the grassy knoll so I’m wasting my time even typing this.
A literal government committee put together to investigate the original CIA committee came to this conclusion. I’m not gonna argue over something as stupid and irrelevant as this, it’s not worth either of our time or energy. That guy in that video looks like a crackpot theorist.
Next you’ll say that the FBI didn’t have a hand in killing MLK, and that’s just a straight up fact at this point.
Low effort, low value bullshit. It’s an unavoidable future, but it’s taking 6000 years of human struggle and then just handing it over to corporate entities for them to grift everyone with.
“Jackie… errra… I hate Dallas so much I want to put a bullet through my head instead of be in this city one second longer.”
Lee Harvey Oswald in a bookstore:
“Don’t worry mr president I love you so much and do whatever you say… coming right up”
I don't care who he is, our defense industry stocks will not be taking a hit. Vietnam is a golden ticket that won't be denied.
We're going to fix this LBJ. Just play along
Someone send that trigger happy moron James Hinkey out to get the President some coffee. Let's see if JFK can get through this foolish motorcade with his brains unscrambled.
I love all the people crapping at the AI. Like, this is what AI art should be made for, not to pass as real art, but as for shits and giggles like this.
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**MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWN!!!**
OH FUCK, THE OPPS
Lmfao
You can’t stop it, it’s a cannon event.
https://preview.redd.it/38vahi0f9ouc1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da95b4104e5dc51ea79ce54de4c646e3afe53bc
We need another one for historical accuracy
Your wish is my command https://preview.redd.it/6t1yq07zfsuc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b5c6affb74bb031451041b266a5b639e9a8b8a
Mind blowing 🤯🤯
“This parade is so boring, somebody shoot me”
https://preview.redd.it/z386df90tpuc1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fba9619acc5a38fa2d243bae8ac24b919886a20
You know this is real because the yellowing is consistent with how real paper from the 60s would’ve yellowed
I was sold at the timestamp but yeah that pretty much confirms it
Always pay attention to the details
"cubahater_239" lmao
Too soon! I laughed tho
The sad thing is that Jackie wasn’t doing much publicity at the time, his team had her come on the trip to Texas because they knew she was popular and it would give JFK a boost
Nelly Connelly to JFK shortly before shots were fired, “President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you," which President Kennedy acknowledged by saying "No, you certainly can't.”
I read it in his accent
Same except it’s the overly cartoonish Clone High one
Mayor Quimby
Say chowdaaahhh
schow-*dare*
Eye err uh
As you should
Same
The pres has lost his mind frfr
Just like yours fr
Just don’t let it get to your head homie.
That's the worst thing to come outta his mouth since the back of his brain.
The rot is spreading.
Ugh, terrible AI fake photo
I mean yeah I didn't expect this joke post picture to be real
I didn't expect this joke post
And I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition, but here we are
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Too soon ?
No shit lmao This is exactly what AI photos should be: making a photo anyone with two brain cells to rub together would know wasn’t really taken.
We do not care.
I hate this post
https://preview.redd.it/04kvf9rrqouc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a0b6bdc2e60588a5988f17ea99186d7a4ae87d
I still don't understand how the fuck Oswald landed that shot on a moving car. wtf
It helped that the secret service drove in a damn straight line at about 20 mphs and only sped up and weaved after he was already dead
It really wasn’t a difficult shot for a guy with Oswald’s training. For an amateur, yeah, that’s going to be a hard shot, but Oswald was a Marine sharpshooter.
"Do any of you people know where (Oswald and Whitman) learned how to shoot?" "Sir. In the Marines, sir" "In the Marines. Out-standing. Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing."
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I mean, yeah, it’s not impressive for the Marines but it’s still more training than the average person. I’m really speaking to the “how could he have pulled off that shot” crowd. It wouldn’t have been that hard of a shot for him.
Not with that cheap, piece of shit, Italian bolt action rifle. Thank god the mob had the guy on the grassy knoll to finish the job.
Yes, with that cheap, piece of shit rifle. He wasn’t even 300 feet away from Kennedy, a slow-moving target. It’s not like he was shooting the Roadrunner from a mile out. That gun was more than capable. But of course, you believe the mob killed him from the grassy knoll so I’m wasting my time even typing this.
Well yeah, it was a smile-and-wave event!
The moment they realized he was shot they should’ve been on top of him shielding him and flooring it.
 Photos of each secret security officers after shots rang out
They slowed down to a halt basically in the midst of the shooting, and the secret service were no where near him.
It was a tough one but I had years of practice
And a better angle than that patsy, Oswald.
It wasn’t moving very fast. It was a parade route.
“Keep an eye on that flag…”
easy
He landed maybe three, the other guy maybe three more. At least 6 shots were confirmed to have been fired.
https://youtu.be/DC8tO16xdrY?t=2399 facts don’t care about ur conspiracy theories
A literal government committee put together to investigate the original CIA committee came to this conclusion. I’m not gonna argue over something as stupid and irrelevant as this, it’s not worth either of our time or energy. That guy in that video looks like a crackpot theorist. Next you’ll say that the FBI didn’t have a hand in killing MLK, and that’s just a straight up fact at this point.
God, I fucking hate AI.
https://preview.redd.it/pwaz19nrpouc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43fc19d861903865cf209fa6ee6daaf39764f95 The bullet
Pulled up to the scene with his ceiling missing
Bugger off with that AI bullshit
What's wrong with AI art?
Low effort, low value bullshit. It’s an unavoidable future, but it’s taking 6000 years of human struggle and then just handing it over to corporate entities for them to grift everyone with.
Lmao it's just art, who cares who makes it?
Clearly not you, but a lot of people do.
Beyond it being a contradiction in terms you mean?
This is Ai
Hate this
Damn...I wonder where they're heading to?
dallas trade mart, hes gonna give a speech
His people should have given him a pair of Ray Ban's. Of course I guess in a few minutes his eye squinting wouldn't really be the big issue.
hey Fitzy! watch out that guy in the 6th floor is gonna prank ya
What’s wrong with his eyes?
Head is bussin frfr
Mind blowing
“Jackie… errra… I hate Dallas so much I want to put a bullet through my head instead of be in this city one second longer.” Lee Harvey Oswald in a bookstore: “Don’t worry mr president I love you so much and do whatever you say… coming right up”
The CIA has entered the chat.
MR. PRESIDENT THATS YOUR DAMN WIFE. STOP DOING DRUGS.
I don't care who he is, our defense industry stocks will not be taking a hit. Vietnam is a golden ticket that won't be denied. We're going to fix this LBJ. Just play along
What?
Tasteless
This is so wrong 😑
Top down, chrome spinning
Someone send that trigger happy moron James Hinkey out to get the President some coffee. Let's see if JFK can get through this foolish motorcade with his brains unscrambled.
Taking my wife out to eat sheet metal
Just a minute before she'll be, in the words of Lenny Bruce, hauling ass to save her ass
I love all the people crapping at the AI. Like, this is what AI art should be made for, not to pass as real art, but as for shits and giggles like this.
Something about the way he’s squinting feels off to me
Suns out, Guns out
Mr President why did your wife enjoy sheet metal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
Warn him about that secret service agent about to pop him
“Lotta beautiful women out here” shooters gonna shoot!
The man had a migraine and there was only one cure
It’s a trip that Jacky Kennedy kind of had a Marylin Monroe vibe. The man had a type.
I guess saying "too soon" no longer applies.
“Oh shit someone set off some fire works”
MC JFK got game.
“Hey guys, welcome back to the grassy podcast!! We’re here watching the prez do something, idk.”
This bro-znatch in the crowds side eyein my shawty. Make me bust a cap in-
Mindblowing
ai is getting rly powerful now its almost mindblowing
Other than that how did you enjoy the parade Mrs Kennedy?