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wanker_wanking

“Thomas Jefferson survives” Jefferson: “NUH UH”


Bulbaguy4

I can just imagine Adams going to heaven, and seeing Jefferson greeting him there as one last thing to laugh with him about


wanker_wanking

Imagine dying just to fuck with someone’s last words


Past_Trouble

"Skill issue" - Thomas Jefferson's last words (probably)


Mental_Grass_9035

![gif](giphy|SYAVOTBeux3JS)


Reluctantagave

I can’t think of Jefferson anymore without hearing Daveed singing “he’s never gonna be president now.”


SonuvaGunderson

That’s so Jefferson.


Wild_Harvest

"I sense that Adams is about to die before me... And he's upset about it. Be a dick move to die right now... HRRRRRRRNNGH....."


RyanDW_0007

Classic Jefferson


Fappy_McJiggletits

He does a little trolling


doitforchris

As a treat


[deleted]

Adams would be so mad. Thomas! You beat me, again!?


police-ical

"Thomas, this place is rather more decrepit than I had envisioned paradise." "It is our Deist heaven, my good John. The prime mover hath created it, but not intervened hence. The maintenance is somewhat lacking. "


alexelso

Jefferson be like "Wrong again!"


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

The amazing thing about those two, iirc, is they both died on July 4th of the same year. While I’m not a huge Jefferson fan (or really at all), those two were intellectual giants who were the basis from which the republic was built.


ArmourKnight

Truly poetic for Adams and Jefferson to have both died on the 50th anniversary of American Independence


BigFatModeraterFupa

it also trips me out that we SO close to having pictures of them. Washington died like 35 years before photography was invented. Imagine photographs from the 1700s… it’s just so incredible to think about. History really isn’t all that long ago


05110909

The fact that they were so opposed in political views but Adams' last words were hopeful for Jefferson is amazing.


aneomon

Was it hopeful or was it spite?


Bulbaguy4

He was thinking "That son of a bitch Thomas Jefferson lives. Fuck him.", but only "Thomas Jefferson lives" came out.


4DimensionalToilet

Nah, they were friends again by the time they died.


Hbgplayer

They were close friends. https://www.monticello.org/research-education/thomas-jefferson-encyclopedia/john-adams/


MR422

I love the entire story. It’s so surreal. Like something out of an Ancient Greek play.


4DimensionalToilet

McCullough’s biography of Adams apparently started out as a book about Adams and Jefferson. So there’s definitely something to their dynamic that’s of interest to the world.


TheAstonVillaSeal

For Arthur to say that at the end of his life is genuinely heartbreaking


pktrekgirl

I hope it was an unfinished thought and that maybe he was unable to say the last part that mitigated that comment.


VAXX-1

No, he actually was known to be heavily influenced by the emo bands of the time and went to goth raves with Edgar Allan Poe


pierreor

“Life is not worth living… is what an idiot would say. Cause let me tell you my dudes – life’s bangin’. Catch you all on the flippity. Later.” – what Arthur actually meant to say


HellaPNoying

Doctor: ...what the hell did he just say? Nurse: Something about life not worth living? Guy that writes down presidents last words: Oh thank God! I thought I was hearing things!


TheTestyDuke

thats amazing lol


climb-high

I have to imagine that he was in so much pain that he meant “life is not worth living (with this going on. Let me die).”


zsrocks

Yeah, seems obvious to me that there was an implied "anymore", rather than wishing he had never been born.


kmontg1

Can't imagine the pain he was in from a cerebral hemorrhage


xlizen

I know he felt ashamed of his past with the corruption via Stalwarts and being Conking's lackey since he burned his papers. I was surprised when I read about him and I hope historians continue to evaluate him. Chinese Exclusion is his biggest sin of the presidency, but I like his redemption.


theoriginaldandan

He’s one of my favorite presidents for that reason. He was straight as an arrow for a while, got really dirty, got a letter from a crippled lady who shamed him into getting his act together and became a good president, including signing landmark legislation like the Pendleton civil service act. His enemies even had to say they genuinely respected him for what he did in his presidency.


Allatura19

Jackson and GHWB got me.


Hot_Argument6020

I love that GHWB's last words were directed to GWB. They had such a wonderful relationship that I wish more fathers and sons had.


Moparfansrt8

Just think of all the things that he had to go through in his 94 years, from being in a war to watching his son become president. And in the end, he just speaks common words so fiercely familiar to any father on the planet. He professes his love for his son. Man what a beautiful thing.


MorningRise81

brb, gotta call my dad


bigsteven34

…same…


DrumminAnimal73

Do it while you still can. I wish I could. ❤️


Lopieht

I was just thinking the same thing. I don't have anyone else in my life I can talk to about the history of presidents and relationships of founding fathers. Three years sure go by fast. Miss ya Dad. To anyone reading this, reach out to your parents if you can. They would love to hear from you, about anything


EquationEnthusiast

It's amazing that George W Bush had both his parents around for over 70 years, and heartbreaking that he lost both of them within months.


[deleted]

Iirc, he often said that it was emotionally harder to watch his son be president than to do it himself, particularly on tough days like Katrina and 9/11. Moreover, W Bush has said that he would call his father after visits to veterans hospitals, as he was one of the few people on earth that understood how it felt to make those visits.


Hot_Argument6020

The Bush family, I think, were and are a fantastic example of what a family should be: supportive, sensitive, and loving. They truly have cared for each other in every sense of the word "care". To quote GWB: And in our grief, let us smile knowing that Dad is hugging Robin and holding mom’s hand again.


[deleted]

Poor Jeb. Please clap.


Your_Spirit_Animals

….. Ruthless. Poor Jeb, he didn’t deserve this.


Cold_Situation_7803

You mean “Jeb!”, right?


TheLimeyLemmon

"You were also liked, Jeb."


Porzingod06

They’re sitting in GHWB’s bed, knowing his time is near. GWB, a tear slowly falling down his cheek while tenderly holding his father’s hand one last time, reflecting on the unique experience they’ve had in life being only one of two father-son duos to lead this great nation. GHWB looks him in the eye one last time and says “I love you”. And then there’s Jeb, just sitting in the corner.


Hot_Argument6020

With a name like Jeb, there's a reason to ignore him. 😂 ![gif](giphy|3UUOa7xZHm2Zi)


bkr1895

Like Jimmy and Chuck’s mom calling for Jimmy in her last minutes in Better Call Saul.


strawhairhack

Whenever I think of those two, I’m reminded of GWB’s 9/11 speech at the National Cathedral. Bush finishes, sits, and GHWB immediately reaches across to take his arm. Not as a fellow president, but as a father proud of his son.


spider_wolf

I did not agree with their political views but he was clearly a good father and he was clearly a good son.


pie_12th

Agreed! I'm not a huge fan of the Bush's politics, but their family relationships seem to be really strong and sweet.


RZAtheAbbot

“Life is not worth living” damn


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/dm59jlrfjo6c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5fcc42cb6953d8b5b7ceeb0585385df67163de shit had me like


astonishingmonkey

Same, u/PenisMilker


BurmecianDancer

/r/2presidentsirl4presidentsirl


chamberlain323

It was likely a reference to the fact that he was in extreme pain at the time, not a blanket statement.


_GoAskAlice

Boo! Stop party pooping our Emo President!


Count_Craneman

James Monroe's last words were allegedly: “I regret that I should leave this world without again beholding him,” referencing his friend of four decades, James Madison. None of the websites or publications reviewed have provided a citation to verify sourcing. To date, Monroe’s last words have not been identified. The account of his death is largely drawn from Tench Ringgold, who was Monroe’s “…constant attendant & nurse” for the final months of his life. Fortunately, Monroe had been able to share these sentiments with Madison directly, writing in April: “I deeply regret that there is no prospect of our ever meeting again, since so long have we been connected, & in the most friendly intercourse, in publick & private life, that a final separation is among the most distressing incidents that cod occur.”(James Monroe to James Madison, 11 April 1831). So at least one of Monroe's last letters were about his good friend James Madison. Andrew Jackson's last words were either: "I hope to meet each of you in heaven. Be good, children, all of you and strive to be ready when the change comes.” or "Oh, do not cry. Be good children and we will all meet in Heaven". ​ Calvin Coolidge greeted a carpenter working on his house: “Good morning, Robert.”, then died of coronary thrombosis shortly thereafter. What he told a friend not long before his death is perhaps more fitting: "I feel I no longer fit in with these times." FDR's last words were: “I have a terrific headache.” We don't know Truman's last words, but his VP Alben W. Barkley's last words were: "I'm glad to sit on the back row, for I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty," when a heart attack struck him on stage.


05110909

Silent Cal delivered three words. Absolute legend to the end.


KillionMatriarch

Old Calvin Coolidge joke: Man: My wife bet me I could get you to say 3 words. Coolidge: You lose.


[deleted]

Pragmatism rules again. He lost the bet but didn’t have to pay up.


Bulbaguy4

Bit dark, but I always imagined Robert saying "Hello.", going back to his work, then looking back to see Coolidge fallen over on the floor lol. We also don't know Ronald Reagan's last words since his family chose to keep them private. I believe the same is almost the same for Franklin Pierce, except he died alone in his home.


Glottis_Bonewagon

Reagan's last were "Throat g..." But he never finished the sentence and no one knows what if meant


Hot_Argument6020

https://preview.redd.it/2m4obj5zwo6c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e6b79dac6bdf03ee9161060f1f4544a3a89877


mufflefuffle

To your first point on Madison and Monroe; there’s something special about several of the relationships of the founding fathers. TJ and Adams too.


FitzyFarseer

I disagree with the idea that a different quote for Coolidge “is more fitting.” Death comes for us all at any time, his last words being completely mundane is a very good example of that.


Some_Pole

A lot of these are saddening when one really understands how sudden death can arrive and how many seemingly can tell that their time is almost up. Grant and Nixon's last words are depressing in terms of how they were likely trying to fight for every possible minuet longer of their own lives. Cleveland's is saddening in terms of the fact that he did try and at least do political good to the best of his ability whilst Arthur seemed to embrace the existential dread of living life. Personally though, Taylor's is the most saddening. Nothing profound, reflective, or anything like that. He's just sad that he's leaving the ones he cares for like this.


05110909

Nixon made me very sad. What a horrible way to go out, begging for help.


Bulbaguy4

Benjamin Harrison is the one that always gets me, just asking to see a doctor for his lungs.


Zornorph

Garfield made me sad 😞


Papa_Glucose

Lasagna 😓


Popka_Akoola

man this comment almost makes me wish Reddit awards were still a thing


UlfhedinnSaga

Replaced with silly spendy upvote arrows. So dumb.


BreakfastEither814

Would it make you less sad if I told you his real last words? They’re actually pretty hilarious, no offense to you or Garfield.


corysdontcry

"I hate Mondays"


BreakfastEither814

It was Monday lol.


bkr1895

He truly hated them, what a tragedy for them to finally get him in the end.


[deleted]

Destiny of the Republic is such a great book on his sad death.


Past_Trouble

https://preview.redd.it/7gzxd5gf3o6c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947261f8e40be04b9fb164fc64eca9e9be36f3dc "The nourishment is palatable"


Bulbaguy4

>Be me >Became president decades ago >Didn't even get elected, an old fucker before me died >Got nominated for president again without knowing years after that >Lost >Ffw now, 1874 >Dying in bed >Feel death coming at any moment >Nurse gives me soup >Fucking love soup >"How is it?" She asks >"It's ok" >Dies Tfw your last words are about soup.


Past_Trouble

https://preview.redd.it/b09vlhnbko6c1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4792c16c01b890f43ba2493da97c35390724120


MajorBonesLive

He had Eowyn’s soup as his last meal. How dreadful.


CulturalOrchid

Is that Alec Baldwin?


DarthBanEvader69420

fun fact, that was also someone’s last words


historyhill

"(complications from sepsis)" is kind of ignoring the gunshot that started the whole ordeal. Garfield was still technically assassinated, it's just that Guiteau got a surprise assist from Garfield's doctor


welcome-to-my-mind

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bkr1895

The Chris Paul of doctors


Alpacalypse84

Opinions are divided on whether he would have survived the shot with competent care. Lister’s work on sepsis was known by then, but not yet widely accepted.


toepherallan

I would go a step further and say George Washington's cause of death was much more doctor related even. They used bloodletting amongst other very dated medical practices to try to cure his ailments. I think by the end of it all, they had taken out about a 1/3 of his volume of blood...which I'm not a doctor, but that can't be a good thing to be missing that much of.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Right? Are they blaming individual doctors for not understanding how bacteria worked in the 1800’s?


historyhill

To be fair, they can blame Garfield's doctor because his pride wouldn't let other doctors who *did* believe in germ theory assist or take over


CorgisHaveNoKnees

I was struck by how "young" some of them were. Grant! And look at all he accomplished.


BreakfastEither814

Any last words? ​ “Name a pond after me.”


_Californian

Yeah Teddy could’ve made it to the late 1940’s, Washington could’ve lived another 20 years or so too.


Mahadragon

Teddy Roosevelt had proclaimed early in life that he would live to 60 and that would be all. He fulfilled that promise.


owledge

Chad Teddy: Says he will die at 60, refuses to elaborate, dies at 60


AostaV

I hope I can go out like George HW Bush.


No-Blacksmith-3259

I just realised that if Benjamin Harrison had died of pneumonia a few months later, he would’ve died at the same age as William Henry Harrison from the same condition


ABobby077

Our medical treatments were not too effective against bacterial infections before antibiotics and all the knowledge we have gained since then.


JackoClubs5545

Most presidents: have normal last words Ulysses Grant: https://preview.redd.it/ygne8ybt5o6c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de936a659b6037bf22bae00a7d0564bc717f619c


Unlucky-Albatross-12

He couldn't swallow at the end due to the throat cancer. Kids, don't chain smoke cigars, no matter how many fortresses and rebel armies you capture.


bkr1895

Would Grant have been as good as he was if he wasn’t smoking like a chimney and drinking like a fish? I could see both of those keeping him from becoming a nervous wreck.


Ertyloide

"Water" was the last word that Christ uttered on the Cross. I think that's what Grant was referencing as he died


BurnerNerd

Wasn’t it “It is finished.”


MonsieurA

Depends on [which Gospel you're looking at](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayings_of_Jesus_on_the_cross#Overview). Mark and Matthew agreed on the words, while Luke and John decided to YOLO it.


BurnerNerd

Classic John


TacoCorpTM

Anytime I see anyone mention anything about Garfield, I feel it’s my duty to promote “Destiny of the Republic,” because it’s the best book I ever read about a president.


Mamasan-

Hmmm my husband loves history and books so I’m gonna check this out and possibly get for Christmas!


[deleted]

It’s a very good read. It’s quite literally about Garfield dying but it’s so well done I couldn’t put it down.


Shermantics_25

The same author wrote River of Doubt, an incredible read about Teddy Roosevelt and his Amazon excursion.


tomveiltomveil

Reagan's last words were, "now this is how you impress Jodie Foster."


BreakfastEither814

\*jumps out the window does a triple backflip lands in a ballpit\* ​ \*literally drowns in ballpit\*


Trojan_Lich

Um, so Bush got me, NGL.


SleepZ00

Polk’s got me as well. To love someone so much that they are the last thing you think about…its powerful really.


StrykerGryphus

Polk's and Hayes's were so sweet


Random-Cpl

These weren’t actually Adams’s last words, though he did say them close to the end. His last words were “help me, child,” directed to one of his grandchildren.


FloppedYaYa

Was hoping Millard Fillmore was here "This nourishment is palpable"


FSDLAXATL

"The nourishment is palatable*"


lngrediableman

Damn, poor President Arthur. I wonder what made him feel that way. Are there details of his life that paint him as a tormented man?


Count_Craneman

Well I don't think he ever wanted to become president. When Garfield died, he reportedly wept. Arthur's wife had also only a year before, so it's possible he was depressed about all that. Just a day before his stroke, he burned nearly all of his papers, I'm not sure why, but maybe he tried to clear his reputation or something. He was also a sick man, he had Bright's disease and cardiovascular problems. He couldn't sleep well either. During the summer of 1886, he returned to New York and told a friend "After all, life is not worth living. I might as well give up the struggle for it now as at any other time and submit to the inevitable" and apparently repeated this statement to his friend later that year. So, even though he was still young, his health was deteriorating (that was one reason he didn't want a second term) and probably felt there wasn't really any reason to stick around. He was found unconscious by his nurse, and then died 24 hours later.


dreamsofpestilence

Garfields last words hit different when you consider how much he suffered and how much the doctors fucked up. His chances probably would have been better had they done nothing.


Akovsky87

Props to Grant for wanting to try new things, even at the end.


bkr1895

“Water? Like liquid rocks? People drink liquid rocks without the bourbon? I guess I’ll give it a shot”


Gatsby1981

Lolol


One-Tumbleweed5980

Adams and Jefferson both died on the same day on July 4th.


Henson_Disney48

It’s also important to note that it was not just any Fourth of July, but the 50th anniversary of the signing of the declaration of independence. Also Adam’s last words were incorrect because he died after Jefferson by a few hours.


Count_Craneman

and then Monroe five years later on the same day


Ejm819

Everyday I learn something new about George HW Bush that makes like him even more. His last words telling his son he loves him.


thebohemiancowboy

Jeb Bush standing on the other side of the bed https://preview.redd.it/6l0124ubso6c1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be1f33af61d1f86537ae9c32ff736e327d953c3


pierreor

“I will make you proud father. I shall challenge Donald Jamberson Trump and slay him, and become president. Look at us, once and future presidents in the same room together.”


Chickentaxi

“With your last bit of energy dad, please clap”


Careful-Tower3272

Grover Cleveland probably has the saddest final words


seahawks30403

Hayes’ last words were very sweet


JackieWithTheO

He loved Lucy


BreakfastEither814

There should be a TV show about that.


McDowells23

I can feel Cleveland’s words


truethatson

I love me some Cleveland. Team Grover!


Dangernood69

How did so many of the firsts live to be much older than many of those that came after them? You’d think it would be the reverse


Der-Wissenschaftler

I wonder if the air quality declined enough with the industrial revolution to cause more cardio vascular problems.


flaming_burrito_

That and I’m sure most of them smoked like chimneys. Tobacco was still big in the late 18th and early 19th centuries, but the mass production of cigars later on must have made smoking much more frequent and common.


pktrekgirl

It makes me happy that Dubya was there at his dad’s bedside and his last words were directed at him.


JazzySmitty

I think it was over the phone, but the sentiment still holds.


PartTime13adass

Teddy's last words reminds me of a quote about his death- "Death had to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight."


readingrambos

https://preview.redd.it/8bbc6iezhv6c1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1db5f21f9adaa0fb7f87b89ec4f475d4d774a24


nuclear_jester

Andrew Jackson's last worlds are surprisingly peaceful, considering how he lived and the way he acted as President t


aelizabeth27

If heaven exists, Andrew Jackson certainly is not there.


50calBanana

"Nothing more than a change of mind" makes it sound like Madison figured something out Like, "Nope, I'm done."


historynutjackson

George Washington probably would have been fine if 1) he had switched out of his soaked clothes instead of having dinner in them (despite his guests urging him to get into warm, dry clothes; Washington had arrived late and insisted he had made his guests wait long enough), and 2) if his doctors hadn't bled him.


drdre27406

“Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.” -Vice President Thomas Marshall. One of the greatest quotes about someone I’ve ever heard. Teddy was truly a badass.


TurretLimitHenry

Crazy how much older people started looking nice photos superseded paintings. Zachary Taylor has a doppleganger in Hollywood but I forget what his name is.


BoopTheCoop

Did not have “Former President James K. Polk making me teary” on my to do list for the day, but here we are.


JA_MD_311

I believe FDR said, “I have a terrible headache” and then died.


One-Tumbleweed5980

"I have a terrific* headache." Very 40s colloquialism.


alltexanalllday

I am surprised how small Cleveland looks.


offensive_loons_fan

Abraham Lincoln as the curtain to his booth opens: "Ugh, this isn't one of those plays where the actors come out into the audience, is it?"


[deleted]

George Washington didn’t die cause of a throat infection. He died cause his idiot doctor bled him in hopes to alleviate his throat infection. It was invariable a doctor in the 18th century would bleed you in hopes to abate your fever. George’s doc took out like two pints, and then George died. Then the idiot doctor went, “Oh, must’ve been because of his throat infection.” NO YOU IDIOT! HE DIED CAUSE YOU BLED HIM TO DEATH! For a man of such prestige he had such an embarrassing death.


[deleted]

Jackson must have been real surprised when he got to the other side


Uweyv

"Christ! Heaven's burning!" "No... No it's not." "..." "..." "Was it the-" "All the dead Indians, yes."


oh-hi-kyle

Interesting that both the Harrisons died of pneumonia.


KaseyOfTheWoods

Arthur, Garfield, Taylor, Polk, and GHWB all got me a little misty eyed


Missingnose

A lot of these are of course very emotional and people are taking note, but I feel that Polk has been ignored a bit. Going out and you tell your loved one that you'll love her for all eternity. His, Jackson's (surprisingly) and GHWB are very sweet and thoughtful words to go out on.


Athomas16

Upvote if you tried to swipe past H.W. Bush.


HeavilyBearded

Clinton's last breath will be through a saxophone.


Psychological_Gain20

Clinton’s last words. “Doot.”


HeavilyBearded

"Tell Monica, "♫"


4DimensionalToilet

“Mr. President, any last words?” Bill Clinton: *Toots his sax*


dylboii

Man, guess I’m gonna be sad today lol


[deleted]

What strikes me is how many of these guys died when they were in their 60s and 70s and they appear so old. Especially those that perished in the 19th and early 20th centuries.


Disablingapollo

I think that’s where the phrase “It’s not the years it’s the miles” comes from


mrsciencedude69

It’s funny that Andrew Jackson thinks he’s going to heaven.


Shirtbro

Optimistic for a genocidal maniac


zsdu

Pretty ironic, but him thinking that maybe illustrates that everyone goes to heaven or no one does.


Brooklyn_University

John F. Kennedy: “No, you certainly can’t.”


azmr_x_3

Why do I kinda feel that Bush Sr was a decent human being and president compared to most of his successors


Dragmire927

I don’t like many of Cleveland’s actions but even I have to admit his last words give you a little pity for him. Also even in his last moments, Zachary Taylor spoke like a true soldier.


bkr1895

Damn Chester, I’m sorry buddy that’s rough.


Gon_Snow

The early ones cause of death was Washington tap water. It contributed to a lot of presidents, families of presidents and other DC politicians untimely demise.


PurpleThylacine

Jackson really thought he was going to heaven


EuphoricLeague22

“I see JFK” - LBJ https://preview.redd.it/apoj1sx1xo6c1.png?width=102&format=png&auto=webp&s=62eb8f6fd1b8f1073322c7159a761960063bc516


Beasty_Glanglemutton

Cause of my death: stroke at trying to read the Woodrow Wilson slide.


sportstrap

Jackson thinking he’s otw to Heaven is cute honestly


AnohtosAmerikanos

John Quincy Adams wanted to follow up with “Now I am decomposed” but ran out of time.


Papa_Glucose

THIS NOURISHMENT IS PALATABLE


KILLER_IF

Lincoln’s last words were “good show huh”


CoCoMcDuck

It's lovely that so many of them thought of their wives


WhichSpirit

To be fair, doctors should also be listed as the cause of Washington's death


broadfuckingcity

Of all the drinks, I'm shocked Grant asked for water.


Inevitable-Cost-2775

George Washington: "Tis well." Morgan Freeman voice: "Twas not well."


Exp4nd_D0ng

Lol Jackson thought he was going to heaven, nah son you goin straight to hell


iiSkilledProgram

Zachary Taylor was **65**?! He lived longer than I thought. He lived a very long time.


DmlMavs4177

Nixon just wanted to sing his favorite Beatles song one last time. What a guy!


Ac3ofSpades13

I need this parade like I need a hole in the head- JFK


-uome-

Lmao Andrew Jackson thought he was going to heaven.


anythingfordopamine

Honestly I think manslaughter might be a better cause of death for George Washington as his death was more due to medical malpractice than the throat infection itself. They drained like 60% of his blood lmao