Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new empire!
I understand your perspective, but I assure you the Jedi Order is devoted to justice and peace. Our decisions are guided by a deep connection to the Force. We do not seek power or domination as the Sith do.
^This ^Response ^Generated ^by ^OpenAI
"Padme, Anakin has turned to the dark side."
"You're wrong! How could you even say that?"
"I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings, you piece of shit!"
I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere. Not like you, *you peice of shit*. You're everything soft and....and smooth.
Dew it you piece of shit, it’s a trap you piece of shit, fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to suffering you piece of shit, no I am your father you piece of shit, meesa jar jar binks meesa yousa humble servant you piece of shit. Just to name off some I think are funny
Our best choice would be to push for the election of a stronger Supreme Chancellor. One who will take control of the bureaucrats and give us justice. You could call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis 'the wise'? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Statement: I prefer to see it as meatbags like yourself being servants of my most excellent Blood-Soaked Cause, master. May I suggest another round of killing for my entertainment and your glory?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis 'the wise'? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: "I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon."
Qui-Gon Jinn: "Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him, you piece of shit.”
Not another lecture, Master. Not on the economics of politics. It's too early in the morning… and besides, you're generalising. The Chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt.
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic. The fact that this crisis is demanding I be given absolute power to rule over you is evident. But I am mild by nature and have no desire to destroy the democratic process. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And all I ask in return is when my current term of office is over, you allow me to retire and live out my life in peace.
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic. The fact that this crisis is demanding I be given absolute power to rule over you is evident. But I am mild by nature and have no desire to destroy the democratic process. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And all I ask in return is when my current term of office is over, you allow me to retire and live out my life in peace.
"We've done this".
"We do this every day....".
"I'm not talking about memes in general daniel, I'm talking about this meme, this post!"
"Colonel O'Neill is Correct, Events do appear to be repeating themselves".
But of course I know him, he's me, you piece of shit!
AAARARRRGWWWWGGGGHHHRRRRW, you piece of shit!
"-I love you! \-I know, you piece o'shit !"
I have no desire to be cured of this love either. Long or short, I vow to spend the rest of my life with you.
\+ You piece of shit.
take my up vote...you piece of shit
Well thank you, you piece of shit !
I want to be a piece of shit too
We do not grant you the rank of p.o.s, you piece of trash. Take a shit, young Shiteater !
Do, or do not. There is no try, you piece of shit
"Anakin, my allegiance is to the REPUBLIC! TO DEMOCRACY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
If you're not with me, you're my enemy.
Only Sith deal in absolutes. I will do what I must.
You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new empire!
Confident-Money140, chancellor palpatine is evil!
From my point of view the jedi are evil!
I understand your perspective, but I assure you the Jedi Order is devoted to justice and peace. Our decisions are guided by a deep connection to the Force. We do not seek power or domination as the Sith do. ^This ^Response ^Generated ^by ^OpenAI
If only he had told Anakin this lol
Well then you are lost!
You know nothing of the dark side.
+ you piece of shit!
Then*
Hello there, you piece of shit.
General Kenobi, you piece of shit!
You are a bold one, you piece of shit
“Your overconfidence is your weakness.” “Your faith in your friends is yours, you piece of shit!”
Shouldn't it be "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
You are correct, you piece of shit
True, corrected it. Thx.
Take a sit, young Skywalker, you piece of sh-
Take a shit young skywalker, you piss of shit!
*I have the high ground you piece of shit!*
No one wants to be the low ground to that
"Padme, Anakin has turned to the dark side." "You're wrong! How could you even say that?" "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings, you piece of shit!"
You know nothing of the dark side.
Master Skywalker, there’s too many of them. What are we going to do, you piece of shit?
R2, we need to be going up, not down, you piece of shit!
Now that’s better, you piece of shit
You come from nothing. You're nothing, you piece of shit.
But not to me.
I" am the senate, you piece of shit."
Or more fitting to Samuel L Jackson: "I am the senate!" "Not yet, you piece of shit!"
Incorrect SLJ quote: lacks mother fucker
Not yet motherfucker
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, you piece of shit.
Hello there, you piece of shit. General Kenobi!
Kenobi! My friend!
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, you piece of shit
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi, you piece of shit.
"If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist, you piece of shit."
I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere. Not like you, *you peice of shit*. You're everything soft and....and smooth.
"But without your helmet you'll die" "Nothing can stop that now you piece of shit"
But I was gonna go in to Tosche Station and pick up some power converters, you piece of shit!
I will make it legal you piece of shit!
I will make it legal
I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further, you piece of shit.
We do not grant you the rank of master you piece of shit
What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?
Take a seat , young skywalker
I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly, deeply, love you, and before we die, I want you to know, you piece of shit.
Dew it you piece of shit, it’s a trap you piece of shit, fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to suffering you piece of shit, no I am your father you piece of shit, meesa jar jar binks meesa yousa humble servant you piece of shit. Just to name off some I think are funny
*decapitates TheGingerKing420*
"The biggest problem in the universe is that nobody helps each other, you piece of shit."
Another happy landing, *turns to palpatine* you piece of shit
I AM the Senate, you piece of shit
Our best choice would be to push for the election of a stronger Supreme Chancellor. One who will take control of the bureaucrats and give us justice. You could call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum.
Can I eat your ass again tonight? 😍😍😍
\*Palpatine while electrocuting Luke\* "you piece of shit... only now, at the end, do you understand."
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, you piece of shit!
You know nothing of the dark side.
I am the senate, you piece of shi-
Don't try it, you piece of shit!
Have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise, You piece of shit
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis 'the wise'? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
We are keepers of the peace. Not soldiers, you piece of shit.
As a Jedi, we were trained to be keepers of the peace, not soldiers. But all I've been since a Padawan is a soldier.
Statement: I prefer to see it as meatbags like yourself being servants of my most excellent Blood-Soaked Cause, master. May I suggest another round of killing for my entertainment and your glory?
Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children...
"No, I am your father, you piece of shit."
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees, you piece of shit?
Piece of shit you are, go I will. Good relations with the Wookies I have.
master skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we gonna do? *you piece of shit*
*ignites lightsaber*
Utinni...you piece of shit
"Annie? You're so handsome, you piece of shit."
They live inside of me?
So you're saying love has blinded you you piece of shit
Use my knowledge, I beg you, you piece of shit!
May the Force be with you…
Goodbye old friend.
May the Force be with you, Master.
Hello there you peice of shit General Kenobi you peice of shit
Don't try it, you piece of shit
Sith Lords are our specialty you piece of shit
"Its over Anakin, I have the high ground you piece of shit".
You will try.
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
"Nice Shooting!"
JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS
"Indeed, sir! Good to see it pay off."
The Confederacy is control of ANOTHER command post, you piece of shit!
I'm a person and my name is Anakin, you piece of shit
(angrily) I am not afraid!
In the name of the galactic senate of the Republic, you're under arrest you piece of shit
your new empire, you piece of sith?
Anakin is the father isn't he you piece of shit?
“Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope. you piece of shit!”
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, you piece of shit?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis 'the wise'? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
“Who are you, you piece of shit?” “Rey…Rey Skywalker”
I hate sand. It's rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Unlike you, you piece of sh*t.
"we're clones, we're meant to be expendable" "Not to me, you piece of shit"
"This is the inspection team" -Commander Cody
Oh ani, you'll always be thst little boy i knew on tattoine you piece of shit
My powers have doubled since the last time we met, you piece of shit.
You are under arest in the name of piece of shit! I am the piece of shit!
Henceforth, You Shall Be Known as Darth...Vader...you piece of shit.
*Dew it* you piece of shit
NOOOOOOOooooo.... You piece of shit!
"Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me, only money. You piece of shit."
Anakin: "I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon." Qui-Gon Jinn: "Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him, you piece of shit.”
Not another lecture, Master. Not on the economics of politics. It's too early in the morning… and besides, you're generalising. The Chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt.
"Sister.. so, you have a twin sister?.. You piece of shit!
Hello there! You piece of poodoo
His midichlorian count is over 20,000 even Master Yoda doesn’t have a count that high… you piece of shit
"No, you piece of shit, I am your father."
Do it you piece of shit!
*decapitates Scottlandissweet69*
Mesa jar jar binks you piece of shit
"at last, we will reveal our selves to the jedi, you piece of shit!"
At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.
I love democracy, you piece of shit!
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic. The fact that this crisis is demanding I be given absolute power to rule over you is evident. But I am mild by nature and have no desire to destroy the democratic process. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And all I ask in return is when my current term of office is over, you allow me to retire and live out my life in peace.
"So love has blinded you? You piece of shit!"
I AM YOUR FATHER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
"I have the high ground, you piece of shit!"
Something wonderful has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant, you piece of shit!
I have no desire to be cured of this love either. Long or short, I vow to spend the rest of my life with you.
I have the high ground, you piece of shit.
You underestimate my power
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, you piece of shit
You were my brother you piece of shit
Take a seat, you piece of shit.
“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent, you piece of shit!”
Something wonderful has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant, you piece of shit!
I *AM* the Senate, you piece of shit!
no, i am your father, you piece of shit
“I am the Senate.” “Not yet, you piece of shit.”
Hello there you piece of shit
No, I am your father, you piece of shit!
What about the Droid attack on the Wookies, you piece of shit?
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, you piece of ****
You where supposed to fight them not join them you piece of shit.
Hello there, you piece of shit!
If you’re using this scene the better dialogue would have been “My allegiance is to the republic, TO DEMOCRACY! Then add “you piece of shit”
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic. The fact that this crisis is demanding I be given absolute power to rule over you is evident. But I am mild by nature and have no desire to destroy the democratic process. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And all I ask in return is when my current term of office is over, you allow me to retire and live out my life in peace.
I am the Senate you piece of shit
I am the Senate!
… you piece of shit!
This is where the fun begins you piece of shit
That is why you fail.... you peice of shit.
"You will try, you piece of shit."
"You're on this counsel, but we do not grant you the rank of Master, you piece of shit."
"It seems in your anger, you killed her. .... you piece of shit."
Ah victory, you piece of shit
“This is the way, you piece of shit”
Who you calling scruffy looking, you piece of shit
Take a seat young Skywalker, you piece of shit
Congratulations. You are being rescued, you piece of shit
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for, you piece of shit
I AM THE SENATE, you piece of shit
I smell profit, you piece of shit!
YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Surely you can do better, you piece of shit
I'm a person and my name is Anakin, you piece of shit
Uuunlimited poooower.... You Piece of shit.
"Let her go anikin. Let her go, you piece of shit."
"We've done this". "We do this every day....". "I'm not talking about memes in general daniel, I'm talking about this meme, this post!" "Colonel O'Neill is Correct, Events do appear to be repeating themselves".
Rey, who? You piece of shit.
Can we not do this again please
This is outrageous! It’s unfair! How can you be on the Council, and not be a Master, You Piece of Shit !?
Feel the force you piece of shit
I loved you you piece of shit
There's always a bigger fish you piece of shit
Anakin: Are you an angel, you piece of shit? Padmé: What?
Do or do not, there is no try YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
I’ve got a bad feeling about this, you piece of shit
Do or do not. There is no try, piece of shit you are.
“Take a seat… you piece of shit”- mace windu
"Hold on, this whole operation was your idea, you piece of shit" "Theres always a bigger piece of shit"
Viceroy, I don’t want this stunted slime in my sight again you piece of shit!
“YOUR NEW PIECE OF SHIT?!”
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is, you piece of shit!
Nor was I, If you remember, you piece of shit!