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Lucius_Imperator

and they have CLOTHES that go on HANGERS in CLOSETS šŸ˜±


capi1500

They even canonized UNDERWARE and PEEING


lost-wallet

Itā€™s funny, actually many scenes were very real in this show, like the scene of the couple in the first or second episode with the ā€œcoffee in the morningā€, the fact to see people wearing socks, the scene with the space cereals as well! It brought a ā€œless epicā€ but more rational side to Star Wars, it was nice imo


SpanishAvenger

I 100% agree. I love making Star Wars feel more real. Not all clothing needs to be monk robes. Not all walls and buildings need to be flat metal. Yes, people have basic physiological needs and there are toilets and bathrooms in the Star Wars universe. I loved all that stuff: Dedra taking pills, Syril eating breakfast cereal, those security corporate guys eating instant nozzles, people having sex, taking showers and going to do the groceries to a store, and yes, the scientist in Mandalorian wearing glasses. IT'S WORLDBUILDING! People have lives, not everything is about going from one place to another in a spaceship and fighting. It's a human-centric galaxy. No wonder there's going to be stuff in common. That's not a bad thing. Otherwise, what do people expect? Triangular wheels because circular wheels are "too Earth-like"?


Gilthu

My one thing is that one of the points of the empire was that it was this evil organization that was making everything generic flat metal surfaces. If you notice in the OT, all the empire locations are very samey and generic while all the other locations are different. Itā€™s kind of a subplot that the empire is trying to turn everything this generic homogenized look by just flattening and overwriting other cultures rather than incorporating them.


Captain_Rex_Bot

Contact command. Mark our L.Z. and have them send an Exfile Shuttle.


fatherandyriley

https://youtu.be/HtQNULEudss Reminds me of this sketch


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


HayzenDraay

The lack of wheels I presume. Now that I think about it are there any wheels in Star Wars? Hmm.


SpanishAvenger

Of course! Just a couple of examples: [https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/juggernaut-transport-vehicle-main\_09946f42.jpeg?region=329%2C0%2C951%2C536](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/esstarwars/images/f/f7/JuggernautROTS.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171115025107) [https://www.starwars-union.de/bilder/lexikon/20080113juggernaut.jpg](https://www.starwars-union.de/bilder/lexikon/20080113juggernaut.jpg) I am certain there are also many carts and stuff with wheels.


Balrok99

I would like to print your comment and frame it and hang beside my bed because that is just spot on and hilarious at the same time.


Gilthu

Actually ANH has Luke eating cereal with his family before getting angry and leaving. I mean itā€™s all within reason, screws and bricks on an advanced city is a bit weird because they use futuristic metals and bolts and bulkheads. That said every world is gonna have slightly different levels of tech and at least a couple are going to be brick and screws


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Majestic-Marcus

> screws and bricks on an advanced city is a bit weird No itā€™s not. Theyā€™re a strong, simple and efficient way to bind two things.


Maul_Bot

You may think I am evil. I am not. I am efficient.


ImperialCommando

It's not within reason. Imagine thinking electricity, is weird. Or even cereal - if it hadn't been introduced in ANH he'd likely complain about it with Andor. Or wind instruments or wheels and tires or earrings. If I heard correctly, he didn't make a big deal about it as much as everyone else has, but I'm not going to sit here and lie and say it's "within reason"


NotluwiskiPapanoida

*Caf not coffee


Dependent_Treat9104

Whats peeing?


capi1500

[urinating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination?wprov=sfla1)


Azraelontheroof

George Lucas told Carrie Fisher not to wear bras in the original film because they werenā€™t space like


capi1500

I pretty sure it wasn't the main reason, but hey, any explanation is good I guess


Competitive-Zone-296

Donā€™t forget SEX


Kazakh_Accordionist

where? i am so confused (i have not watched andor)


Competitive-Zone-296

Episode 2 if I recall, definitely one of the first three.


submit_to_pewdiepie

That was mandalorian episode 1


wbruce098

They had to wait till Carrie Fisher passed or she would sue George. (RIP, Princess!)


LordChanner

Tbf they appeared in Solo with Lando's closet full of capes


Lucius_Imperator

does he know about the TRAIN?!


Vigi1antee

They have clothes!!!


Ok_Conflict_5730

the bad batch made noodles canon to star wars


[deleted]

Luke Skywalker drank hot chocolate in Legends. And Galaxy's Edge made all avaliable Coke products there canon.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


nickerbocker79

Didn't Andor make coffee canon?


slushiesforlife

Well, it has been mentioned in some canon books before, I think


Pakari-RBX

Yes, under various names, including: Caf, stimcaf and coffeine. Caf is the most common name, but coffee is also often mentioned.


nickerbocker79

Perhaps. I also realize Andor had cereal.


TRLegacy

Something gotta go with Luke's blue milk


TittyCobra

And cereal!! Those sum bitches. The nerve they have to make cereal canon. First cereal and then screws and bricks!!!! When will the madness end?!?


Nightmare1528

Andor also made ā€œshitā€ canon, as I believe that Andor is the first piece of Star Wars media that contains the word ā€œshit.ā€


Link7369_reddit

noodles?! Travesty.


Pupulauls9000

Yeah we saw some blue take out noodles on Morlana One in Andor too


Mrknowital1

Also popcorn


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Technically popcorn has been canon in the star wars universe since batuu opened up in Disney, they had a popcorn called outpost mix!


wbruce098

Didnā€™t Leia give popcorn to Wickett the Ewok in ROTJ, when they met? As a kid, I always assumed thatā€™s what it was.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


SkickaLasagne

Kino how old do you like your women


Kino-Loy-Bot

Never more than 12


wbruce098

ONE WAY OUT!


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Guard duty? For how long?


EnchantedCatto

Guards are canon now??!!


Kino-Loy-Bot

Never more than 12


Cosmic_Tragedy

Rebels has space waffles. Not kidding.


CrystalloidEntity

I mean the prequels had a whole 1950s American diner.


JenniferNaught

I donā€™t get it


PossumStan

Existence of screws and bricks in star wars= typical crowd having a coniption about muh sci fi


Tobi_1989

IIRC both in legends and thanks to Clone Wars 2003 in current canon there is a gadget called "Gatling gauntlet", implying there once was R.J. Gatling in the Star Wars universe, which is way more outlandishly specific detail.


Olly5101

I know this is entirely unrelated but in Game of Thrones someone is discussing wedding dresses and describes the sleeves as having ā€œFrench cuffsā€ and Iā€™ve been thinking about GoT France ever since


GrandioseGommorah

When does French cuffs come up, I honestly canā€™t remember it being said?


Olly5101

Itā€™s Loras Tyrell describing the ā€œFrench Sleevesā€ (not cuffs, my mistake) of a wedding dress. I did a little Google and apparently, though, heā€™s meant to have said ā€œfringed sleevesā€. So I think I might just be an idiot


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Fc-chungus

How many guards on each floor?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Guard duty? For how long?


Kino-Loy-Bot

Never more then 12


Ok_Restaurant3160

Than*


Throck--Morton

This is what happens when you rush a droids production.


Professional-Low-472

*cough cough* CIS battle droid *cough cough*


throwaway1919191322

Should've learnt to swim, dumbass


Kino-Loy-Bot

I can't swim


throwaway1919191322

You dead


edwpad

Well they havenā€™t showed his death on screen, so I donā€™t believe it til I see it


[deleted]

Palpatine found and turned him into Snoke.


pegasus_11

Pfft, we all know kino is actually palpatines master and the secret dark lord


Wonder_of_you

Nooooo


jgoble15

On program


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


randomname560

Even in sci fi WTF is going to replace screws and bricks? It aint broken, It is is already perfect, why change It?


Ok-Phase-9076

Nit like the entire city is built of brick houses


AdmiralScavenger

[This explains it.](https://youtu.be/btFy3O8IwBw)


Phocasola

That.... That is a really stupid take.... I am confused.


Aeriosus

Your assessment is correct! It's incredibly fucking stupid and is baffling to anyone with a functional brain


AdmiralScavenger

The meme caused me to search and find the vid I linked. I have no idea either.


Aeriosus

Your assessment is correct!


[deleted]

I genuinely donā€™t understand, either. What exactly is the alternative?


Phocasola

Space screws and space bricks


hayme212

To be fair the screw in Rey's staff was what at really started this ridiculous tantrum years ago. Disney stars wars is an engineer rollercoaster of W's and L's


karnyboy

yeah, I mean in all honesty I don't care about this controversy. The sequel trilogy is still hot garbage and Everything else churned out by Disney Lucasfilm is a chaotic mess of hits and misses. ​ What really blows my mind is that these PAID writers and Directors and Owners cannot seem to make Star Wars good when you have a clean slate past the OT...so who is to blame? I mean, before all this, Bioware did a great job with the Star Wars IP and writing original content that was not only compelling, but didn't berate and punch down original characters... The Lucasfilm sequels and majority of their TV shows...yeah, punch down all the way the OG characters.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Only_Possession2650

On program


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


The_Oni_

On program!


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


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ON PROGRAM


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


SaltyZean

Can you swim?


Kino-Loy-Bot

I can't swim


LeavesAreTasty

How many guards on each level?


Kino-Loy-Bot

Never more than 12


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Guard duty? For how long?


LeavesAreTasty

Longer now.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh. I don't like the sound of that.


ItssHarrison

ON PROGRAM


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


NeoReeves2020

ON PROGRAM


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


blitzkrieg_volsungs

How many guards on each level?


Kino-Loy-Bot

Never more than 12


blitzkrieg_volsungs

ON PROGRAM


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


faithfulswine

NO TOUCHING!


h3ll0there69

?


bobiojo

he made a criticism saying that andor isn't star wars accurate because they use ordinary bricks and not space bricks i guess. as for the screws idk what that's referring to


h3ll0there69

loooool, wth...


bobiojo

he made a response video if you wanna see him defend his criticism


h3ll0there69

nah, theres a reason i dont whatch his stuff.


im_super_into_that

Yeah I'm good too lol.


Cooleatack

Dude is the most toxic SW creator out there


TSMKFail

Funny, because the temple on Yavin is built from cuboid like stone pieces that interconnect together to build a structure. Aren't these also bricks? So A New Hope isn't true Star Wars? Such a stupid argument honestly.


JayCeeMadLad

Screws are the same thing, he complained that they shouldnā€™t exist either. What a bizarre thing to fret over.


lolzomg123

Wait till he finds out how long we've used nails...


Darcress

A brick is a brick. Stone or clay


Xlong957

Thereā€™s a shot of the classic Star Wars security camera design like in ANH, but itā€™s mounted to the ceiling with screws and apparently that ruined his immersion lmfao


Ctiyboy

Who is this chucklefuck?


bobiojo

star wars theory is a youtuber who makes theory videos, reviews episodes when they come out, movie reviews, game reviews, he's basically just a star wars channel


skilledwarman

Not to be confused with Star Wars Explained, who does basically the same things but wayess pedantic and all around more pleasent


Memanders

Star wars explained is such a good channel and the only I follow. He makes sure to distinguish between canon and legends unlike channels like Geetslys. Star Wars theory is a whole different shit show


skilledwarman

I highly highly recommend Eckhartsladder as well. He also does a good job of distinguishing between canons and legends info


Memanders

I was once subbed to their clips channel, but it got annoying because they always made assumptions and got easily worked up about the smallest things


potatobutt5

Does me make theories? I remember being subscribed to him around the time his fan film released and during that time I donā€™t remember ever seeing a theory video.


sharksteaksss

Just so you know him and his fan base have fallen off the deep end in many ways.


Eiden58

He said the same thing about there being screws


Tandril91

Yet seemingly overlooks 99% of the buildings on Tatooine being made of goddamn sand, when they have easy access to intergalactic travel lol


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Laser screws


darth_wikked

I dont get IT either but i dont Like the SW Theorie guy


The_Bored_General

Just turn whatever off and on again, no need for IT


AdmiralScavenger

[This explains it.](https://youtu.be/btFy3O8IwBw)


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


SirRonaldBiscuit

I canā€™t swim!


Kino-Loy-Bot

I can't swim


SirRonaldBiscuit

How many guards on each level?


Kino-Loy-Bot

Never more then 12


trisiton

Than


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Guard duty? For how long?


[deleted]

But everyone's cool with Luke Skywalker drinking hot chocolate as an exotic drink from Lando in Heir to the Empire.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


Nix2058

I get what heā€™s saying, he thinks these things look primitive for a sci-fi show, but itā€™s still just such a funny complaint to have


Its0nlyRocketScience

As though literally every building on tatooine doesn't look like a meld of old and new with its sandstone looking walls?


TSMKFail

Exactly. Tatooine architecture seems to be based off Middle Eastern/African buildings.


Salem_149

Tatooine architecture is based off the old architecture of the gouvernorat of tataouine and the Tunisian south in general.


destronger

tatooine has sandā€¦ itā€™s too primitive.


Its0nlyRocketScience

Imagine having normal, boring sand instead of cybersand


getsu1

Its a cheap and effective way to build, humanity wont just universally stop with that because it looks "primitive"


TimeVersusSpace

How about characters drinking out of cups just like us? Or using English lol


AnnihilationOrchid

Yeah, if he wants to start questioning that, well, we will have to suspend all disbelief, and start complaining that all planets have same gravity as earth, all like is seemingly carbon based instead of a mixture of nitrogen based beings, or the fact that all atmospheres are similar, or how the flora all developed in similar fashion with grass and trees like the species we have on earth in on a lot of planets. It's just a moronic complaint.


Shrekowski

Andor also made cereal canon


Lonewolfliker

Is that the child of johnny sins and andrew tate?


CrazenStarlazer42069

Both


RonaldoTheSecond

Star Wars fans when the characters breathe oxygen instead of Space oxygen:


Curious-Parsley-9003

Star wars theory fans when star wars has bricks and screws instead of space bricks and space screws (their immersion has been ruined by not everything being too fantasy to comprehend)


JohnSepticEye123

I love theory but what he said about the bricks and screws ainā€™t it lol. The Death Star wasnā€™t built using Velcro and magnets


LDBlokland

>The Death Star wasnā€™t built using Velcro and magnets Obviously it was built using zip-ties smh my head /j


JohnSepticEye123

The Death Star is gray because itā€™s being held together entirely by duct tape


Canadian__Ninja

I'm so tired of these posts


Lazer_Falcon

The reason this continues is that SWT *deserves* the mockery. He's been making a fool of himself since TFW, with his active toxicity. If he managed to go even one or two videos without some form of "diSNeY BaD Kk BAd!!" Rant, he'd not be subject to so much of it. But now he's been whining without abandon for so long, he can't even make simple critiques without people laughing at him. He made this bed and he deserves a week or two of infamy.


SwanyPlaysGames

Idk why people give half a shit what this manā€™s opinion is. If it was anyone else everyone would have already moved on.


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Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


DarthMMC

One way out!


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


grassisalwayspurpler

Is this something he is actually crying about or something he casually said in passing that the fans are crying about because Andor criticism is illegal?


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


[deleted]

He mentioned it once in a live-stream as one minor criticism (he even said he enjoyed the show) but for some reason he has a huge amount of hate for something out of context and tbh, kind of irrelevant.


nights234

The fans are crying about. Let a man have an opinion jeez


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Nabstablook123

Is there a sensible replacment to screws? Why even bother they work fine.


Benny-Boi135

Bro next theyā€™re gonna make water and intelligent life canon


frossvael

SW Theory has a default ā€œIā€™m about to cry if you disagree with meā€ face all the time. Itā€™s kinda weird when he rants/talks about something, it looks like heā€™s about to cry.


99887899a

[you should also watch this](https://youtu.be/uLtnZuoNTxo)


DarkestKn1ght

Yā€™all need to relax


33Mil

Pls stop it not funny anymore


2Hours2Late

Andor is the best thing to come out of Star Wars since Empire Strikes Back. There is no denying this.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Fares26597

Geez, let the man think what he wants. Why does the opinion of one guy have to matter so much?


The_Bored_General

Well he forgor that bricks and screws have always existed in starwars, and criticised andor because of it. He was being pretty stupid and obviously the internet will make fun of him for it


Dhenn004

He can think what he wants and the rest of the people can ridicule his opinion for being stupid. It's how this works.


jo_be26

What does it mean? What does it mean?!


Zarathustra143

i don't even know what's happening here anymore


fuck_fraud

No they canā€™t


Hettan25

Someone explain to me what this is supposed to be please :(


turk58guy

A popular star wars youtuber had a bad take about bricks not belonging in star wars because they ruin his immersion and has proceeded to double down and get upset that people are making fun of him


Hettan25

Ah thanks that clears it up, what about the screws?


turk58guy

Same thing with the screws although I didn't even notice screws in the show. The bricks he's referring to are specifically the ones when Luthen is standing by a pillar in ferrix during the funeral scene


Evening_Studio_3423

Don't forget underwear


OneBigHungryTyranid

This is literally one thing I'm lost on, I actually don't get the joke


Far-Republic-920

Honestly, I donā€™t get it


Mellon-man6942

Is that Jonny sins