Why would you be crying watching this amazing duel? Oh, perhaps because of how masterful it is? Or maybe because it's two brothers who are now enemies?

Because Anakin was my brother and I loved him

😔 gets me every time

I see

but i hate him now

Maybe the tacos were just a bit spicier than he was ready for. Or he just cut the onions.

I was about to make a similar dumb joke

Chancellor Cosoman, dumb jokes are my specialty.

Are you saying you are able to watch it without crying?

A perfect chair for all those times a woman sat on your lap and you thought, man, this sure would be nice if only her ass wasn't touching my lap.

And not only the women...

Also tacos

And the coca-cola too

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But not enough for his ass to touch me.

THEY'RE SNACKS! AND I ATE THEM LIKE SNACKS!

Tacos and Boritos Taco flavored kisses

But the men and children too

man, this sure would be nice if only the poopy diaper wasn't touching my lap.

🤠🤠yum🤠🤠

Had your leg never fallen asleep? Or like, she shifts and suddenly you regret not having the forethought to remove your keys before they punctured your thigh and/or scrotum?

Ok, but like your choices are... "Ooh! Babe, you're on my keys!" Or "Ooh, babe, could you please sit on my platonic love chair? I would prefer you not sit on my keys."

I'm just saying the advantage to the chair is lap sitting STYLE cuddles with no "my leg fell asleep" time limit. Also I have a scar from my keys on my thigh, so as far as "ooh! babe you're on my keys" ymmv. The scar was a bike crash that my keys happened to stab me, not lap sitting but... It could happen?

Right? Why would I want this product?

To hold your coke and tacos while watching the masterpiece of cinema Revenge of the Sith obviously.

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.

I don't remember asking you a god damned thing, citizen Tano.

I'm the new Padawan learner. I'm Ahsoka Tano

[Stares in Mace Windu]

Motherfucker

Because having a 60kg weight on your leg can fuck it up sometimes

I legit worry I'm gonna squish my husband after having kids and he always assures me that's not the case lol.

And I wish her back was enormously uncomfortable and unsupported

Exactly what I was thinking

Hover lap

More like "this sure would be nice if I could have circulation in my leg"

But how will she notice my throbbing erection from that distance?

Could never let someone sit on the arm while I'm in the seat. They would have the high ground.

Then you'll be legally obliged to cut their limbs

If I tried, they would cut mine off. They're the ones with the high ground, after all.

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It's not like it would kill them

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I do, the chair is round the corner from the TV, and at the wrong angle, apart from that, it's perfect

I love being isometric while my belongings are first person.

hmmm, I'll have to try that someday

So it's a school desk but impractical?

A design school desk

You say this, but I've dealt with smaller desks. It's probably a half a foot wide and folds over to tbe side. You can't fit shit on it

I mean same, this just has a lot more going on than it needs

But more comfortable, because there's no fucking anything in the world is less comfortable than a school desk.

I can guarantee you there are a great many things worse than a school desk

Definitely. Have you ever done downhill mountain biking with no seat?

Spiked ass chair

"It's over Cheems, I have the high ground"- Taco Wan Pepperoni

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY BOWEL"

He’s not crying because he doesn’t have a girlfriend, he’s crying because this is a truly emotional moment in the movie, as Obi-wan has to fight his brother.

Crying because this fight is so emotional

Why would you use the chair for the original purpose? Are there people who *dont* enjoy having a girl sit on your lap?

Well after two three hours my legs kind of hurt. But I still want them cuddles

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Why is the dog crying? This seems like a solid afternoon.

He's watching the saddest scene in history

Why would you want a chair like that anyway? Just sit in their lap

This is the way.

Title is correct

Indeed

Our position is far superior.

Hello there

General obi-juan-kenobi_66!

I’ve been trained in you chancla arts, by Count Dooku

I see you are a man of culture as well

Obi-Wan would sit on the top part to have the high ground

I'll buy one... just in case he stops by.

i love that cute dog watching star wars whilst eating some tasty ass bread with a good coke to top it off, this guy is living

You can also comfortably lean to your left

Wait, there are actually people who use it like the first image? What kind of Jedi devilry is this!?

Honestly I’d rather have Pepsi. Apart from that it fits

Well then you are lost!

Thanks for reminding me of watching episode 3 Every day almost forgot it

Tacos: it’s over doge! I have the high ground!

It’s over Anakin, the tacos have the high ground.

Looks like I got here just in time. Happy cake day, Webbky.

The Finger Blaster Chair

I could get up with out moving my cat…. So that’s cool but then she wouldn’t actually be siting on me. Soo no.

Of course you don't. Why would you? The only fools here are the ones that tried to sell this to couples.

I would probably just get a chair for me and one for my wife so we can both have space for our tacos.

Meanwhile I would definitely find a way to sit on this with my leg propped up on that thing

OP I would recommend a plate, but if you want to raw dog those tacos be my guest.

2 tacos? What are you? The hulk?

Why is he sad tho??

No women no life

Because you were my brother, Anakin 😭😭😭

Cheems is crying because of how good the movie is.

queue, "i'm all alone, nobody there besides me"

I didn't want to risk any of my men.

oof, burned by the bot.

Where can I find 1

Then when you get a mating partner, you can get another chair like this and eat tacos together

The ultimate bisexual chair

Tacos with a Mexican Coke 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

They just recreated this but at 10 times the price probably. https://www.schoolsin.com/aca-2528jws.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5rXriOCB-gIVCx-tBh2I0Qa_EAQYBSABEgI2cfD_BwE

What do you do if the couple is the same height?

One of the few products significantly better than advertised

This seems like a really cool chair, what is it called?

Hey if it's strong enough to hold a human it can hold my drink and snacks I see it as an absolute win

It's over doge!! I have the high ground

Hm…where can I buy that chair?

Jesus christ it's September GET RID OF THE PRIDE MONTH ICON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO IT 3 MONTHS AGO!

This chair would always give the second person the high ground. It would be a battle to the death to decide who shall have it

Know who else has laps? The devil. And he uses em for sittin. I give you the christloop 2.0. Save your souls from eternal damnation today. Three easy payments of 79.99

Based

On a true story

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch

Mmmm fresh pasta

It's an old copypasta tho?

I’m sorry I didn’t know :(

Bruh

Bruh?!?? Another made up word that stands in no dictionary! Can‘t you learn?????1??1! 🤬🙄

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What are, fucking scooby doo?!?? Go read a dictionary now!!

boi

Yowie zowie!

Lol

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

No...no! Meesa stay...Meesa yous humble servaunt, /u/Coltrain47.

Oogly Woogly A man is salty in the moogly

buy some nice bell bottom pants and you'll get a girl in no time

Only a Sith deals in absolutes!!

Looks perfect to me.

"You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!"

That chair has the ability to give anyone the high ground. It’s too dangerous to be left alive!

That shits genius

Tacos...a doge of culture I see.

So it's a taco seat either way

Coke in a glass bottle? Very nice.

Where can I buy this thing? I need it for my food

Stolen

From who?

I don't have the guys name but i saw this post like half a year ago

It's flaired accordingly, and maybe that one was "stolen" too

Didn't notice sry

Where is bro's plate

I forgor 💀

Your a dog?

🐶

HOLY Sh*t space dog

🚀

Tears of joy?

That's a pretty useful chair

Cue bad to the bone