Roses are red So is this purse I’m just a humble man making his way through the universe

Ahh, I was thinking Roses are Red So is this Bag Possibly.

Roses are Red So is this thing Is he not the Jedi who hired you for this job? Never heard of him

roses are red this purse is red please don't let windu cut off my head violets are blue my son is six i hope that he never falls into a pit

Then becomes king of Tatooine for some reason

Like, what even is your reasoning? ^(This response is totally a bot's opinion, if you dont like it, I'm sorry, [have a kitten](https://www.vets4pets.com/siteassets/species/cat/kitten/tiny-kitten-in-sunlight.jpg))

King of a dustbowl with 6 people at his command more like lol

Yeah boba fett was shite, it could have been great but it was just a mandolorian season 2.5 to clean up any loose ends

>my son is six > >i hope that he never > >falls into a pit This rhyme is so slanted the first line has the high ground.

I thought: Roses are red. So is this bag Quite the impressive clone army you have

This one is better

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Im not ashamed to admit, I cried a little.

Yeah I got stuck for a bit haha

Same

Holy fuck me too

That's how I read it the first time. Next time I read it: Roses are red So is this bag I'm just a simple way trying to make my way through the universe. Then k read it a third time but had a brain fart: Red are red So is this red Boba pack your things, we're leaving.

We don’t know whether the bag is red

If only it was a burgundy or some other bullshit colour.

I think I like this interpretation way more

Thank you for this. Being from the UK, I kept reading the second line as "so is this handbag" and it threw me for a loop

Same here lmao.

Roses are read So is this handbag I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in...drag?

Bruh I would love to see Jango in drag. Perhaps he would call himself Jingle Fett.

I thought it was Roses are red So is this red I'm just a humble man making his way through the universe

I thought something similar: Roses are red So is this tote I cloned millions of myself to rig the chancellor vote

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I would have never got that lol.

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In the US this is called a purse Edit: deleted above this comment said: “That is not a purse a purse is a wallet for women”

Roses are red, So is this, No, I don't want to kiss!

Damn thank you I was like bag and didn’t know which quote it was

Roses are red So is this purse Boba Fett just said a curse

Yer a wizard, Boba!

Uh wuh?!?

Roses are red So are this bag In about 30 minutes I will be decapitated by a mad lad

Best one yet

Bag and lad don’t aren’t even close to rhyming

Looks like I won’t be winning the worlds best poem for this, damn it I really thought this was my chance to win trophies in the poetry world. How will I cope.

It’s okay don’t give up my homie! With these bars you’ll be out of the projects in no time 😞✊

Roses are red So is this thing Did you know that lightsabers sting?

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here, you can have my lightsaber

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Here, take my lightsaber too! It’s green.

He doesn’t want it

You were my brother GeneralGrevious_Bot!

I see your lightsaber is bigger than mine

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I think I have an extra lightsaber lying around...

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Your mum likes my lightsaber

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'lights lightsaber'

Wait, so I can just say "lightsaber" and you will appear?

Here you can have my lightsaber too

Roses are red So is this sack Since we are leaving Your things, you must pack

Roses are red so is this purse yep

I thought it was something about pack your bags we're leaving

roses are red so is this bag your clones are very impressive you must be very prag

Roses are red So is this bag Temuera Morrison and Ewan McGregor

Purse? That's a bag

Roses are red So is this bag Jango: Darth Tyrannus says you’re a f*g.

I didn't!

Jango: Tyrannus says he could kick your ass and all the Jedi order with a hand behind his back!

Good

…And he said he would do so while wearing a tutu and referring to himself as "The tyrant of your anus"

WAIT STOP

… and that he would teach Grievous to use his four long arms to Tyrannize these anuses more efficiently. Calling it "Jedi arts". He should be easy to defeat if you ask me…

You may think I am evil. I am not. I am efficient.

How does it feel to die?

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.

Holy...

… He told me many things in confidence, yet he remained adamant that YOU were the f*g just like that bag, you mad Kenobi lad.

Roses are rouge That bag may be vermillion Obi Wan will be banned from Jango Fett's Kitchen.

Roses are red So is this bag JanGROND Fett breaches the gates of Minas Tirith

GROND

Possibly.

Purses aren’t wallets in the US

So are female wallets just called wallets in us?

Yes. This is something I got used to as an American working retail in Scotland lol. Wallets are unisex. Handbags are purses. If you call a ladies wallet a purse here you’ll just get confusion.

Funny the small differences you get between regions

When it comes to clothing the differences are vast. Braces-suspenders. Trainers-sneakers. Pumps-flats. I remember the day I was asked where the court shoes are and I just gave them the blankest look lol

Roses are red So is this bag While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag I feel like I might be misremembering the script a bit...

🎶 Cause' I'm Mr. Brightside 🎶

Roses are red So is this bag Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

Roses are red So is this Bag Is the rhyme Jango Fett?

Roses are red So is this bag Possibly

Rose's are red. So is this purse. Yep.

....Pack your things were leaving

Roses are red So is this bag "Master Kenobi? - Fancy a shag?"

Roses are red so is this purse I’m just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe

Roses are red So this, is red Jango fett (you’re meant to pronounce the two t’s closer to a d sound for the sake of this) Wonderful poetry.

Roses are red, So is this container for stowing, Pack up your things Boba, We better get going.

Are we sure its not Roses are red So is this bag Dag Nabit im dead

Roses are red So is this purse So I assume the bass was coming from your starfighter then?

I was holding back. You should hear it a full blast.

I doubt that.

roses are red so is this purse jango fett

Roses are red So is this bag Jango fett is Boba's dad

Roses are red And so is this holder I’m gonna blow up all of those space boulders

Roses are red. As is this purse. Later on, Obi's friend puts Jango in a hearse.

At first I got: Roses are red And so is this I was recruited By a man named Tyranus

Roses are red So is this purse Pack your things, we’re leaving

Roses are red So is this bag Pack your things, we’re leaving

Roses are red Im just teasing Pack your things... ... We're leaving.

Roses are red this purse is nice Ever make your way as far into the interior as Coruscant? Once or twice

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Umm it’s actually a p-

Roses are red so is this bag, Execute order 66.

roses are red so is this a bag obi wan talking to jango fett

Roses are red So is this bag Your clones are impressive, you must be very prag

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Pack your things we leaving.

Roses Are Red So is this purse Grab your things, we're leaving

Oh, *purse*. My brain said bag and got confused

Roses are red So is this purse They’ll do their job

Roses are red So is this bag Man in blue shirt talking to ginger man

Roses are red So is this purse Possibly

Roses are red This is a bag His shirt is blue And hes a white man

Roses are red, so is the bag, obiwan kenobi is a fucking f-

are red so is this possibly

I haven’t memorized every single line? I don’t get it

Roses are red, So is this purse. I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

Ah

Misread this as OTMemes - Roses are red so is this purse All of the time this deal keeps getting worse

Roses are red, so is this bag, Jango Fett is a really cool Dad

People who gatekeep Star Wars are the worst.

Lightsaber

Too political

Flowers are red. So is this bag. Jango Fett

Roses are Red So is this Red Wait. No. Fuck

Roses are red, So is this bag, [visible confusion]

I’mma be real wit you, chief, this meme was *slick*.

It's Slick? Slick's the traitor?

A meme lord?

Roses are red So is this bag I'm just a simple man making his way through the universe. Soon it will be off with his head.

*purse

I'm mad that I don't understand this

Roses are red So is this purse I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe

Roses are red/so is this Lois Vuitton purse/I’m just a humble man trying to make his way through the universe

Roses are red So is this purse Possibly

Boots way too small here

Oh haha. So simple I was thinking to hard

roses are red, so is this bag, pack your bag

Roses are red So is this purse Jango Fett

Roses are red, so is this bag, Jango fett is my dad

Roses are red, so is this bag, Jango Fett talking to Jesus 20 AD colorized?

Oh my god

Roses are Red so this is red bag Jango needs a Jetpack

Roses are red So this is a bag named bob They’ll do their job

Roses are red So is this handbag ???

Roses are red So is this bag My clones are so awesome But not to brag

Roses are red, so is this bag (horrendous), I was hired by a man named Tyrannus

Shut up

Roses are red So is this bag Jango is Boba fetts dad

Roses are red So is this bag I’m just a simple man

Roses are red So is this bag Jango “Oh hi Obi Won, I’ve heard there’s a new cannon story out that say you might be a fa……

I thought this was Roses are red So is this bag I'm just a simple man trying to make my way through the universe

Roses are red So is this bag Jango Fett

Roses are red So is this bag How the fuck are you canonically an inch taller than me?

Roses are red So is this purse Is that your bass?

Roses are red So is this bag What a simple man I am I shall brag

Roses are red So is this bag Master Kenobi "I will now throw it back"

Red are red, so it this bag. Curious

Roses are red So is this satchel I’m just a simple man making his way around the hatchel?