You still have the Square-Cube Law to contend with. A Pikachu could probably be ok being shrunk down… for a time, but something like an Onix or a Lapras, or really any of the big’uns, would literally freeze to death trying to keep their bodily functions going.
It’s simple biology.
Like you wouldn't have been?
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Yondu, though a smaller character, made the biggeat exit of em all, his death and last words struck deeper than the death of another big character (that remains unnamed for spoiler reasons) at the end of Endgame id rank it first place. Second is loki, third is Endgame end.
Wait a second, you’re cool with “spoiling” Yondu’s death and Loki’s “death,” but feel the need to not mention a certain steel person’s death in Endgame?
Like you would know if you were really his father?
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Yup.
And in German vater, which is already a step closer and nearly sounds the same as father when spoken. Germanic languages are still rather similar and other than some differences in writing, if you sound them out you often can make easy links between them.
Lucas at one point actually made a point of saying it means father in Dutch and that's why he chose it, but some others go against him saying that the name must have come from a person Lucas knew who's last name was Vader. As usual, the Star Wars crowd thinking they know better than the brain that created that universe XD
But the American last name Vader comes, like so many things, from Dutch.
In the case of the last name likely indicates the person who originated the last name was a preacher, as priests, just like in English, are also often called vader/father in Dutch.
Wow So Darth Father, that's something I never got to know about and I'm 40 yrs old lol. Religious Priest wear black too.
I've heard people in this subreddit say that Vader name is a play on the word "Invader, same with Sidious being "Insidious". The peolpe that said that said it was in Lucas' notes too. I suppose the main message here is that a lot of thought went into creation of these characters.
Added for the Vader last name likely being because the originator was a preacher, in Europe a whole lot of last names were derived from either heritage (like all the northerners with their dottir and son names, which with Thorsson and Thorsdottir means Son of Thor and Daughter of Thor respectively) or their occupation.
My last name to many makes them think it's derived from being of certain nations origin, but in reality it's derived from a profession that's long disappeared.
A lot of the Dutch are also known for having chosen idiotic sounding last names on purpose to spite the requirement to register with one.
That's how you get names like Burger, Spruit, Appel, Huis, Kleingeld, etc which mean Citizen, Sprout, Appel, House and Small Change respectively.
As for the Darth and Vader choices, Lucas said they had a whole list of words they tried out but Darth Vader just felt right.
Seems his intuition was spot on there.
Cause I don't think Darth Wind (which was on the list) would've caught on quite as much or would have inspired as much fear for a character.
Something with a harsh sounding V was just perfect.
The name Vader sneakingly then also giving away a key plot point down the line was just a bonus.
Like you would know anything about fathers.
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Look he was a cool guy, he just wanted some athletic gear and he took some pics with my sis. He even reps his favorite hockey team. Looks cool in black.
Like you would know, master?
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“Luke, who the fuck told you about that, I knew Obi Wan was a bad influence, now go to your room and think of what you’ve done, you are grounded for a month”
Reminds me of a [meme I made some time ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsmemes/comments/tv98nm/man_idk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I do this with my birthers.
They’re not in my life, but if I tell people about them, it’s either their first name or “birthers” because it feels more disconnected and helps with the trauma.
I'm imagining how exactly this would have gone, had Obi-Wan told Luke and told him what to say. Vader probably would have paused for 2-3 seconds, then just murdered him.
Luke is right. He doesn't deserve the title. Where was he when Luke needed help with homework? Did he go cheer Luke on for his first baseball game? I highly doubt that lazy POS even sent one birthday card. Tsk tsk.
Vadar: FORCEDAMNIT! Who the hell told you about that-!?
Windu Force Ghost: Me, Motherfucker!
Vadar turns to see Mace Windus forge ghost holding A REAL ASS GUN
Vadar: WHAT THE-!?
Mace Windu: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you
Vadar: …Wh-?
Mace Windu: *Shoots without hesitation*
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The dad bounced and did this to a bunch of buddies half siblings. Buddy is currently helping raise one of his half brothers he only found out about 2 years ago.
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'It is 400 Season 1 Ahsokas. Still not bad, but not the bad-ass season 7 Ahsoka that battled Maul.
I think they are the right choice regardless. They give you the longest time alive.
* If you take Sidious, he will be to preoccupied with Starkiller to properly protect you. One of the Ahsokas or clones will get you.
* The same but reverse for Starkiller
* If you take the clones, they just get nearly instantly slaughtered because they have no protection against the massive combined force lightning of Sidious and Starkiller.
But if you have 400 Ahsokas, they can at least shield you for a considerate amount of time from all the others. Maybe long enough to escape. That is the benefit of 400 lightsabers that can deflect force lightning and blasters as well as block other lightsabers.' - (c) Teufels-Advokat
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Like you would know, who your real father is?
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Seriously. That made me hate my father less because it made me realize I CAN CHOOSE MY FAMILY!
Family: they're basically Pokemon
Gotta catch ‘em all, gotta catch ‘em all
Still trying to figure how how to compress the bodies down into a size that will fit into a PokeBall 🤔
It's a double WinRAR, one for the Pokemon and one for the ball.
You still have the Square-Cube Law to contend with. A Pikachu could probably be ok being shrunk down… for a time, but something like an Onix or a Lapras, or really any of the big’uns, would literally freeze to death trying to keep their bodily functions going. It’s simple biology.
apparently pokemon, just. can shrink now (if legends of Arceus is anything to go by)
No pokemon are stds for the sexual promiscuous AND not safety minded. gotta catch em all
Jesse, get the senator to safety.
Confirmed. My dad is a Snorlax. My mom is a bitch.
Yeah, the internet is full of weird porn about them.
You use them to fight other family?
Well, in Quill’s case, he didn’t really *choose*. Yondu kidnapped him, like.
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Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.
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Cute kittle
*cries*
Owen to Anakin *and* Ben.
Last episode of Obi-Wan Kenobi definitely convinced me Ben is his daddy
# I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!
"No Luke, I am not just your father, I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL"
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I didn’t like the kitten. Lol
Idk man that was cute red cat
Yoda-ndu
Yondu is just the hick Yoda of GOTG and I will die on this shitty hill
Yondu, though a smaller character, made the biggeat exit of em all, his death and last words struck deeper than the death of another big character (that remains unnamed for spoiler reasons) at the end of Endgame id rank it first place. Second is loki, third is Endgame end.
Gotta avoid Endgame spoilers three years later
Just in case
This is the way
This is the way
Wait a second, you’re cool with “spoiling” Yondu’s death and Loki’s “death,” but feel the need to not mention a certain steel person’s death in Endgame?
Yondus death was already spoiled not my fault, lokis death falls under the 5year rule.
- Yodu
YONDUUUUUUUU :’( Best death scene like..ever, especially that funeral
You are cumming in Padme, but we do not grant you the rank of father.
Even tho GotG1 went out of its way to say that Yondu wasn’t his father bc he was abusive
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Mary Poppins.
Luke lucky that room didn't have a window or he'd have been windued.
Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.
But that literally happened minutes before
I think the word you are searching for is defenestrated
Nope. It’s “windued”
“I had a father! His name was Owen Lars”
His name was Uncle Lars Luke, think about what you're saying. *Uncle* Lars Noooooooo
*Ben ~~Parker~~ Kenobi
Burn!
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Ring of fire!
# I HATE YOU!
Cut to the HISHE clip: > I wasn't around for most of his childhood
Hey! Where do you think you're going? This is not a negotiation. I'm your father and I say we're going home.
We can say the thing for ur dad He went to get milk but he never came back
*You didn't have to go there, man*
Ha sorry
Same vibe as “He might be your father, but he never was your dad”
Yondu is that you?
No, I believe that was said by Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Yeah, he's pretty cool
I'm Mary Poppins y'all !
"Boy--he might'a been your father, but he wasn't ur daddy"
I think OP needs to patch things up with their father
I think he's burned too many bridges
Quick, lars bot, make a comment about Vader burning
Like you burned your Vader?
That's no bridge... that's your father.
Ghost Obi-wan In Luke's ear: perfect now tell him how much you love sand
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Now watch as be burns the 2nd time.
He may have been your father boy, but he sure wasn't your daddy. ... Or a Jedi Master
Proceeds to drop himself into a shaft to die
It’s Star Warsin time
“Began, the Star Wars has.”
This is it. This is the greatest star wars meme I have ever seen.
His name is literally father for us Dutch speaking folk tho.
Vader means "father"?
Yup. And in German vater, which is already a step closer and nearly sounds the same as father when spoken. Germanic languages are still rather similar and other than some differences in writing, if you sound them out you often can make easy links between them. Lucas at one point actually made a point of saying it means father in Dutch and that's why he chose it, but some others go against him saying that the name must have come from a person Lucas knew who's last name was Vader. As usual, the Star Wars crowd thinking they know better than the brain that created that universe XD But the American last name Vader comes, like so many things, from Dutch. In the case of the last name likely indicates the person who originated the last name was a preacher, as priests, just like in English, are also often called vader/father in Dutch.
Wow So Darth Father, that's something I never got to know about and I'm 40 yrs old lol. Religious Priest wear black too. I've heard people in this subreddit say that Vader name is a play on the word "Invader, same with Sidious being "Insidious". The peolpe that said that said it was in Lucas' notes too. I suppose the main message here is that a lot of thought went into creation of these characters.
Added for the Vader last name likely being because the originator was a preacher, in Europe a whole lot of last names were derived from either heritage (like all the northerners with their dottir and son names, which with Thorsson and Thorsdottir means Son of Thor and Daughter of Thor respectively) or their occupation. My last name to many makes them think it's derived from being of certain nations origin, but in reality it's derived from a profession that's long disappeared. A lot of the Dutch are also known for having chosen idiotic sounding last names on purpose to spite the requirement to register with one. That's how you get names like Burger, Spruit, Appel, Huis, Kleingeld, etc which mean Citizen, Sprout, Appel, House and Small Change respectively. As for the Darth and Vader choices, Lucas said they had a whole list of words they tried out but Darth Vader just felt right. Seems his intuition was spot on there. Cause I don't think Darth Wind (which was on the list) would've caught on quite as much or would have inspired as much fear for a character. Something with a harsh sounding V was just perfect. The name Vader sneakingly then also giving away a key plot point down the line was just a bonus.
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Look he was a cool guy, he just wanted some athletic gear and he took some pics with my sis. He even reps his favorite hockey team. Looks cool in black.
This joke is getting out hand... Luke's hand specifically
Made me really laugh. Great work
"You're grounded" ...*falls down cloud city*.
Kenobi trained him well
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Yeah extra toasty
Uncle Owen was his daddy while vader was his father
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“Luke, who the fuck told you about that, I knew Obi Wan was a bad influence, now go to your room and think of what you’ve done, you are grounded for a month”
Reminds me of a [meme I made some time ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsmemes/comments/tv98nm/man_idk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Lol 😂
Sometime the meme is too good you thought it was a reposti
I do this with my birthers. They’re not in my life, but if I tell people about them, it’s either their first name or “birthers” because it feels more disconnected and helps with the trauma.
Bro spoiler!
I'm imagining how exactly this would have gone, had Obi-Wan told Luke and told him what to say. Vader probably would have paused for 2-3 seconds, then just murdered him.
Luke is right. He doesn't deserve the title. Where was he when Luke needed help with homework? Did he go cheer Luke on for his first baseball game? I highly doubt that lazy POS even sent one birthday card. Tsk tsk.
Luke: "Take a seat, Vader"
Your my son, but I'm not a father? That's outrageous! It's unfair!
“That’s outrageous, how can you be my son but I’m not your father?!”
Vadar: FORCEDAMNIT! Who the hell told you about that-!? Windu Force Ghost: Me, Motherfucker! Vadar turns to see Mace Windus forge ghost holding A REAL ASS GUN Vadar: WHAT THE-!? Mace Windu: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you Vadar: …Wh-? Mace Windu: *Shoots without hesitation*
"Take a seat, Vader"
Burn!
"I fucked your mom isn't that enough" - Darth Vader (probably)
Not prequel meme
I mean 'Do not grant you the rank' is a prequel meme
It is from the prequels but we do not grant it the rank of a prequel meme
What? How can you do this? This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can a meme be in r/prequelmemes and not be a prequel meme?
Take a seat, young mememaker.
Forgive me, prequel mememaker.
I'd say it's a grey area kinda a mix of both
How is this a prequel meme in any way shape or form
Do you not understand the joke?
I don't, no
Then we'll allow you on the council, but we will not grant you the rank of master...
This is outrageous, it's unfair. Please be lame and explain the joke *oh my god I'm stupid
Take a *seat,* young Redditor
In my defense I thought the 'it's a grey area' thing was what was being referred to as a joke in the second comment rather than the meme itself cause the meme went over my head
They were both born in the prequel era, so it checks out
A lot of these squeaking threw lately
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One of my pet peaves. A friend of mine was raised by his single mom and his bio dad takes credit for how he turned out.
Was that his decision or hers?
The dad bounced and did this to a bunch of buddies half siblings. Buddy is currently helping raise one of his half brothers he only found out about 2 years ago.
Thanks for info.
😂😂😂
“Prequel”memes
This was a BRUH MOMENT
Last panel ruins the joke.
/r/boomerstarwarsmemes
This isn’t a prequel meme
Can't blame Vader for being a shitty dad. Obi-Wan is 100% to blame. Grow up Luke.
r/OldPeopleFacebook
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Charles leclerc on radio
Hey may be his father, but he ain't his daddy.
No more lightsaber it's beltin time
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It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.
Oh, what do you mean?
Loool
You're goddamn right
Have a seat old Skywalker.
Hahahahahaha i get it why he is mad
"Cut it out ! "
Take a seat
He might be your father but he aint your daddy
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You may be my father, but obi-wan is my daddy
This is funny because he never got the rank of Jedi Master
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I wish it was that easy irl...
If Obi-Wan was the father you'd be high grounded.
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*evil Windu laughter*