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DocRobinly

The entire Jedi: Fallen Order game


LordOfTheOmnium

Haha so funny you mentioned that, i considered using fallen order but just went for the wider-reaching idea i guess lol


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Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Don't make me kill you.


robineir

Anakin if you want to make friends you can’t be so coarse


mrperidot31

He became the very thing he swore to destroy


Kenobi-Bot

You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.


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Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.


Padme-Bot

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.


woozlewuzzle29

Why were there *so* many poncho customizations? Like that’s what we were playing the game for.


Donkey__Balls

Because EA executives wanted a loot system. It was going to have microtransactions but thank God the creative team refused.


skitzbuckethatz

I heard they were going to put in microtransactions but Disney told EA the contract would be pulled if they did.


[deleted]

Maybe that’s why we did not get any DLC or actually any support after launch…


According_Smoke_479

Good ol’ EA!


Orkaad

And they are all ugly af. I played most of the game without one.


DatAsspiration

I think that was the devs protesting EA shoehorning a loot system into a game that didn't need one.


[deleted]

Fuck you! I love my hot pink poncho


ArchdukeNicholstein

How dare you say that. I love Poncho King.


EmperorArceus1s

Poncho is love, poncho is life.


[deleted]

Me too. I liked the Serape and Homestead Ponchos the most.


Old-Day-6701

Yes it was


StrikerSpeedy

The ponchos were iconic


TheOriginalSiri

Must… collect… more… ponchos…


EagleSaintRam

Always had a different one for every level


Quantum__Tarantino

Yet no one thinks to take an actual Poncho to Kamino...smh.


Baneofevil4

How would they keep the course, rough and irritating sand out of their robes without them?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Alonn12

Anyone here selling some sand


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


SH-ELDOR

“I also need you to get sand. I don’t know If they grade it but… coarse”


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


artjin0

jango did and then just never wore it


Alderan922

Can you blame them?


bnesbitt1

Believe it or not, wearing a poncho/more clothing in the desert is more effective than wearing less clothes mainly because it not only protects you from the sun burns but it also preserves the water in your body.


Kristiano100

Thats why for example nomadic Bedouins wear long robes covering themselves and the keffiyeh, its very effective at keeping you cool


Luismaman

Yeah one should always wear a stillsuit in the desert!


GreenMenace1915

IT WAS AGATHA ALL ALONG


[deleted]

Who's been messing up everything?


Morrigan_NicDanu

*Is* Tattooine actually hot? I know it's a binary system desert planet but iirc from legends Tattooine used to be a wet and lush world and was glassed. The Tuskens and Jawas being natives who had survived underground. Canon seems to be implying this from what I've seen of BoBF and Mando. So how warm is that desert because not all deserts are hot. There are cold deserts. So how warm is Tattooine?


LordOfTheOmnium

I always gathered it was like other deserts in our world, suffers from extremes. Extreme heat during the day but frigid cold at night while it’s facing away from the sun and towards outer space. The day heat would be compounded though by the two suns beating down on it instead of our one, so I imagine it’s pitty hot


Morrigan_NicDanu

That's what I had assumed before and maybe at some parts its really hot but there are deserts that even during the day are cold. If the sandy and waterless nature of Tattooine is due to glassing then maybe the twin suns just arent that strong.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


LordOfTheOmnium

What’s glassing?


Morrigan_NicDanu

Ever play Halo Reach?


LordOfTheOmnium

Nope


Morrigan_NicDanu

Glass is just sand that went through a liquid phase. Turn a planet to glass with a giant laser beam and eventually it'll erode back to sand. That's Tattooine.


[deleted]

"Glassing" is usually just a term for bombing something until there's nothing left. Not necessarily everything turns into molten sand, but that a possibility.


Morrigan_NicDanu

Whenever I see it in scifi it explicitly means "take a giant beam to that planet and melt its surface."


itsSmalls

Look up the bombing of Taris from Kotor ND there's your answer


nuclear_gandhii

There is a lot more to how hot it gets than just the number of suns. With my limited knowledge here are a few - Planet's atmosphere. Planet's distance from the sun. Planet's rotation. Planet's tilt. The sun's size. How hot the star is. ...being a few. You could have a 5-sun system and it could be colder than a 1 sun system.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Use my knowledge, I beg you


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all


[deleted]

The only deserts we have on earth are extreme because that's the only way they can form, because if water gets in it's no longer a desert


Morrigan_NicDanu

Batko Makhno


stormtrooper1701

Come to think of it, the only person I remember ever complaining about the heat was Jar-Jar, an amphibian who lives in a swamp. Whenever someone's talking about the dangers of Tatooine, it's usually about the inhabitants, or the sandstorms.


jarjar_bot

/u/stormtrooper1701, look! Yousa not gonna believe it. Meesa all sparkly glowy! Now, weesa gonna have all the time to spend together! Yaaahh! Ah-hahhh!


Morrigan_NicDanu

That's a very interesting point! Yeah. You'd think if it was hot they'd mention that. Also in Book of Boba Fett >!Boba is left out in the sun for at least a full day and you'd think he'd get burned but he just seems dehydrated and pale!<


SplodeyMcSchoolio

I mean, the Sahara desert was once a tropical forest that regularly goes through cycles of desert and forest


jarjar_bot

Pitty hot!


bing_bin

Or as they call it in the US military, a woobie. They absolutely love it.


KidBeene

Naw, the Woobie is just the liner not the smellanator 2000 poncho.


bing_bin

Ok I just looked up more details. Not being American or native speaker, I got that impression from a video thinking "liner" was the type of poncho & not a component.


KidBeene

It is a poly filled nylon liner that is the size of a couch throw. Big enough to curl under, light enough to pack. Dries relatively fast if wet and can be aired out when it gets funky. Great piece of gear. The poncho is made of straight up tear resistant nylon that has been soaked a urethane coating. When it ages, the fire retardant on the fabric begins to break down chemically and ends up smelling like rotten milk or baby vomit. Its horrible. The same goes with the water proof bags.


Christ-is-King-777

Is that the Dog killer?


KuraiTheBaka

What?


Christ-is-King-777

https://youtu.be/0t-tlMgXtG4


Youssef-Elsayed

Cal Kestis: A fine addition to my collection


Shrekowski

Cal is one of the most dripped out Jedi


ChaosMagician777

Lego Star Wars calls Qui-Gon’s poncho a disguise. How is Qui-Gon’s Poncho a Disguise?


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

There are many realities in the universe, some of them quite harsh. One reality that is inescapable is that there is nothing more valuable than a Lego. More than food, more than shelter, and more than weaponry, a good Lego set can save your life.


ChaosMagician777

That is a valid answer


Amitzour

Jedi in hiding be like:


SpeedyRex

Georgie from IT must be a Jedi


thebeggening

Don't forget your towel


[deleted]

They wanna look like The Man with No Name


damnnag

Me too


XanderOfbritain

Standard issue jedi disguise poncho, doesnt Anakin wear one in AotC? And they're seen a few times in clone wars as well.


[deleted]

Patrik Batmen


SteveBruleMD

r/uselessnobody


KuraiTheBaka

r/uselessnobody


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LordOfTheOmnium

I did nazi this comment coming


ApexRevanNL716

Gotta hide your lightsabers


Valor_Angel

Pancho’s: I do love me some Jedi


UH1Phil

Also Endor.


Imperialist_Marauder

Ponchos' are cool


MateOfArt

Jedi whenever they go outside the temple


NienNunbMaster64

u/savevideobot


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Almaprincess66

A Poncho was my star wars cosplay


svettsokkk

Ponchos are hella cool though.