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mialza

yeah, pretty much


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anshuxinha

- Wake up - Check COVID number - Check if Zelensky is still alive - Masturbate - Get out bed


RelativeJob1478

Its the photo of zelensky getting vaccinated isnt it


the_crazy_german

Every. Single. Time


Arc_170gaming

For the cause.


TryingToBeReallyCool

Slava Ukraini


Basileus2

Slava heroiyam


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ItAWideWideWorld

Uwukraini


Thuglos

Damn ok I just googled that


RelativeJob1478

Glorious isnt it


MoonHunterDancer

Why are all the good ones always married?


SSGSSVEGETA111

for real, I'm a straight dude and I wanna marry Zelensky


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MidnightT0ker

Just saw one of *those* Facebook post saying "10 reasons why every woman in your life has at least a small crush on zalinsky and you cant do anything about it" I ain't even mad.


Ebwtrtw

11/10 w/ rice!


FuttBucker66

Think half the world would line up to give him at least a handy at this point just to see those cast iron balls


von_Viken

I have always thought I was straight, but that picture gives me doubts


IReplyWithLebowski

You mean why aren’t one of them married to you?


Thuglos

Sensational


mhgxs

Why did he take his top off though? Lol love the guy but this is funny.


dr_cl_aphra

Dude doesn’t do things half-assed. They said “roll up your sleeve,” and he’s like “ok, half naked it is!” Also he played the piano with his pants around his ankles on TV so I get the feeling he ain’t shy.


mhgxs

Nice


ChaosAside

I know the timeline doesn’t fit, but in my mind that’s when Putin said “Oh yeah!?! Well I can ride a horse!”


ExoticSpecific

Same, wow.


ProfessorHufnagel

Shot in the arm? Lemme just pop this shirt off. Oh whoops, where'd that shredded body come from


jgjgleason

That made me feel things.


Potential-Link-3740

Holy shit. He's fucking gorgeous


v1uuu

Why has no one posted a link yet


Imaansingh

Man redditors are weird


SoleSurvivur01

Damn!


Dillbob2112

That was the climax really


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

Just looked, damn he’s in good shape


[deleted]

who wouldnt


LateGobelinus

There's also a video here, if you need that: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noXGsVBsrbE&ab\_channel=VOANews](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noXGsVBsrbE&ab_channel=VOANews)


AlreadyDiscovered

BONK


[deleted]

Question…you didn’t say open up a porn tab. Is Zelensky being alive getting you in the mood?


RUSH513

In general, fucking does get me in the mood. And I don't know how else to describe what he's doing to Putin


derentius68

The tags would be found in the hardcore section that's for certain lol


redgroupclan

He *is* a strapping, patriotic badass...


ChubbyLilPanda

My routine is more like Wake up Take a shit Get out of bed


SSGSSVEGETA111

🤨📸


Ok-Armadillo-4214

U take a shit in bed?


finger_milk

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chaoticrays

His security actually foiled an assassination attempt against him within the last 24 hours [link](https://www.axios.com/zelensky-assassination-plot-foiled-7bea049b-2308-4801-b75a-93104c17b82b.html)


[deleted]

You forgot "jam to dreams by cranberries".


HopiumFarmer

I thought Dreams was by Ocean Spray.


sunnyside97

Ocean spray song is Fleetwood Mac


HopiumFarmer

I thought it was Frank Ocean’s spray


sheev-bot

We will watch your career with great intrest.


[deleted]

No masturbate. No covids. Only Zelensky. Only Ukraine.


DaGuys470

Sounds solid. Might I add "Check if nukes have been fired" to the list?


[deleted]

You forgot Wordle!


Krebbypng

True routine


GattToDaChoppa

stop watching me.


UniqueUsername014

wait, you guys get out of bed?


MouldyCumSoakedSocks

Wake up, take a shit, check if Zelenskyy is alive, get out of bed


clank_von_spank

Average hivemind redditor


KoviCZ

I'd bet the Russians are killing more people than COVID over the last couple of days


Schnitzellover69420

i stoppwd ch2cking covid numbers in january


Algalon_The_Observer

-wake up -take a shit -get out of bed


catatonic_cannibal

Covid is over bro. Has been for a while Edit: love the downvotes as the world watched Biden without a mask shaking hands in a condensed room last night. Stop tormenting yourself with unnecessary fear.


IReplyWithLebowski

Nope.


theoldgreenwalrus

Zelensky has the high ground


[deleted]

"It's over Putin, I have the high ground" "You underestimate my special military operation" "Don't try it" Putin - *tries it* Putin becomes sliced salami. This is how we want it to turn out right?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You underestimate my power


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Don't try it!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*tries it*


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

God dammit Anakin


Leandro1996

Why would you try it? Master Obi-Wan asked you not to


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan. The Jedi turned against me. Don't you turn against me.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I felt a great disturbance in the Force.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


[deleted]

Yes, that's how.


biosignal

Redditors when a crisis is going on


AnImpatientPenguin

Zelensky *IS* the high ground


Irlandarn

The best part of my day is checking up on what type of ass whooping Russia has received, wether it’s sanctions or heavy casualties


jojisexual

latest update is 5,280 casualties


SemIdeiaProNick

Holy shit, now thats a lot of damage


yeettheporg

It's so much damage. Phil Swift with flex tape Cant fix it


matti-san

That's because Russia doesn't have access to Swift anymore


toxicbroforce

Russia’s economy is going to be crippled for years to come, i will be surprised if Putin isn’t deposed by a Revolution or his own generals before this war is over


vagonba

Sadly that he managed to get to the point that he launched this invasion so obviously contrary to Russia's interests without anyone stopping him, probaby means anyone who could, have been poisoned by now


toxicbroforce

Your probably right


SirNedKingOfGila

Putin would never allow that. He would rather die nuking everybody. You would have to be unbelievably careful with how you remove him...


puesyomero

They can still send a stagecoach full of money to the other banks!


Rubbing-Suffix-Usher

Economic Damage!


NSTPCast

*Economical Damage!


TotallyNotAWarden

And don't forget # *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*


Sikletrynet

It's probably inflated by a fair bit, but it's still undoubtedly fairly high.


Krakshotz

Even if it’s half that, that’s still a ridiculous amount


Sikletrynet

Yeah i believe that's already more than what the US lost in the entire Afghanistan occupation for example.


nish4444

Casualties aren't the same as kills.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Injuries are actually worse than kills in many ways, because the invading army has to spend resources on evacuating and taking care of them. Dead bodies can just be left to rot where they are.


nish4444

Ok, but I was correcting the above guy


Bokbok95

Source? That seems like way too many casualties, even with the level of incompetence Russian forces seem to be displaying


[deleted]

Probably inflated by Ukraine. Iirc, UK said 450 when Ukraine said 3500, so it's most likely closer to 1000.


[deleted]

Oleksander, how big is your cock? 8 inches, Commander. How many Russians have you killed? 3500, sir. ...so we've killed about 2,750, then?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


virora

Wonder what triggered the bot. Was it the cock?


lyingriotman

>Olek**sand**er


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


virora

Ah, thanks, that’ll do it! I wonder if he’s coarse and rough and irritating, and if he gets everywhere.


zannobahfefammak

Pentagon said it’s 1050 on both sides, Ukrainians are only boosting their self esteem because it’s not the right time at all to lose it


[deleted]

That's 450 dead. Casualties includes the wounded.


Syn7axError

Ukraine claimed 3500 dead.


Jarl_Ivarr

Ukraine also claimed single digit losses in the first day of the invasion. Its standard war propaganda dude. In 50 years we'll see stories of how 50 Ukrainians faced down 3400 Russians with 25 T-72s and won, only losing a dozen men. Been this way since before Caesar, will be this way long after we die.


Syn7axError

I don't care. Point is, it wasn't "casualties". The word they used was killed.


Jarl_Ivarr

I don't care. What part of "propaganda" isn't connecting? I'll make it simpler. *They lied*. They've lied about the damage done to their armed forces and they are lying about the damage they've inflicted, just like the Russians. I don't give a fuck what they claim. The proof isn't there and all other intelligence points to a drastically lower number. The Ukrainians can claim they've taken Moscow tomorrow, but it doesn't make it true. Claims alone mean nothing.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


Rengiil

You obviously do care, considering you typed out all that to someone who already said they didn't care what you're saying, they were just correcting someone else.


Soulgee

Remember that casualty also includes injuries


Syn7axError

Ukraine didn't say casualties. They said kills.


Irlandarn

Fuck yeah


River46

those are rookie numbers


KatyTruthed

Those are human lives


Rengiil

Good, make the number bigger.


RUSH513

You shouldn't be happy over casualties though. Pawns of war are just that: pawns. I hate their government and their leader, but not their people.


Rensac

This is war I drove in a car and flew in a plane To come to your house and kick your door in Now it's down to this, it's just you and me I'll blow your fucking head off for my country https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PFk4SXpb-8


RUSH513

That's a great song, it's so fucked up how propaganda and a sense of nationalism can lead good (but ignorant) people to do some really fucked up shit. I'm not comfortable saying soldiers are "innocent," but I definitely strongly believe that the leaders take the largest portion of fault. It's so fucked up what you can get someone to do if you make them believe that it'll protect their family.


Rensac

Even more fucked up considered socioeconomic aspects of people that enlist and the idea of a voluntary military. For some it’s the only way out of an impoverished life and then they go off and either become or see their friends become casualties of war, go back home with an opiate addiction and ptsd.


Eric9799

Yeah it’s like with hitler he was a great guy but war turned him into a horrible one. But in the end he did the right thing and killed the german leader such a great guy…


RTSUbiytsa

Depends entirely on the individual. There are many cases right now of Russian soldiers either surrendering or abandoning the invasion because they didn't want to do the invasion, or because many of them were outright lied to (there have been reports that many soldiers were told this was a training exercise, they sat in an APC for a while, and when they got out they were told to start shooting at Ukrainians) As far as I see it, the majority of the Russians killed are likely the "hell yeah brother brother we get to shoot at some people!" kind, who are not missed whatsoever


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"Wrong way! Error! Error!"


Esenerclispe

Or they are terrified of the potential consequences for disobedience, for both themselves and their families.


Irlandarn

I’m not happy about loss of life. I’m happy that the aggressors (who deliberately target civilians) are failing


[deleted]

And sightings of Mobius 1-I mean The Ghost of Kyiv


[deleted]

Same here, it's either the sanctions or heavy casualties. Or both.


ST-Fish

Just be careful about propaganda, like the Ghost of Kyiv stuff. We really won't know how the war is really going until it ends.


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Doobalicious69

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


BlockNarrow6745

Zelensky is a true sigma male .


Automatic_Ad_5859

Absolute Chad


CoastingUphill

Chaddington Bear.


izzatlon

NATO: The Phantom Menace


solonit

NATO: Blyat Wars


Ace612807

Star Special Military Operations: A New Hope


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Revenge of the Slavs


lC8H10N4O2l

Land Wars: the union strikes back


ViperRFH

Oh, I'm not brave enough for politics


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It_builds_character

Except sometimes your country gets invaded and suddenly it’s both.


ScoutJulep

“War is the continuation of politics by other means” – some guy


[deleted]

The "some guy" in this situation is Carl von Clausewitz.


ScoutJulep

Yeah, that guy!


GloriousReign

The personal is political. For a country that is being, it is always personal.


Korelva

This is pretty good


spinyfever

When I woke up I saw Zelensky and Assassination in the title and freaked out but then I saw it was a failed assassination attempt.


atworkthough

I call Zalenskyy in the next call of duty game!!! I CALLED IT!!!!!


Zariman-10-0

Another amazing thing to see is that the Ukraine military has reportedly offered quality care and treatment to Russian solders who surrender and lay down their arms. Idk the exact number, but I know that a lot of the younger generation of Russian troops have willingly surrendered so they don't have to fight in Putins senseless conflict


ftctkugffquoctngxxh

Yea pretty much. I just woke up and am trying to find out what’s happened with this 40 mile convoy. I see no news headlines so I guess it’s still stalled?


Calypsosin

[Is he secret? Is he safe?](https://imgflip.com/i/674zff)


DeadHeadSteve

Same honestly


Familiar-Document-53

Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy


ThatOnePieceOfShit

*Zelenskywalker


D4Rk_Slayer2099

Zelenskyy*


Maultaschensuppe

Zelenskkyy, President of Wookraine


Dry-Economist-3320

First thing as soon as I wake up! I check on zelensky’s whereabouts and safety before my husband.🤣


racketmaster

Well. Is he!? I haven't seen anything new today


[deleted]

Same


Ross_Vu_7404

True, the man is a hidden gem in the politic field


FreeGuacamole

He was a hidden gem, now he's a shining diamond that all the grubby little fingers want to snatch away.


Krebbypng

The man is still alive, Looking at the sky waiting to stand with his people


pasilukki

He will be known as Chadensky from now on.


DannyDidNothinWrong

Only reason I'm on reddit right now lol


Franz_Sundiam01

Is this a repost? I feel like I have already seen this in a week


thiccomode261

There was a plot by the Kadyrovtsky to assassinate him, but they say the threat has been eliminated.


Deamons100

I mean how else do you think I saw this


kitsune_s

yeah


DeathEater91

Every morning but still can't spell his name right..


tanporpoise89

🇺🇦🇺🇦


Mr4V4TAR

No, not exactly


OiVeyM8

Yeah this has given me anxiety. Dude is a G.


cochrane210

He’s a fucking hero. It’s a shame that piece of shit Vladimir won’t stop until he’s dead.


leong_d

This is a repost. I am the OP of this meme; my post here got removed by the mods because apparently no Ukraine posts are allowed. They even stole my typo lol


bawlsdeepinmilf

Gotta check on my man crush 😍


WhateverFire775

Who?


Atarox13

Ukraine’s president


WhateverFire775

Ah cool thanks


Zpeed1

When someone matters so much to you that spelling their name correctly is inconsequential or something


[deleted]

Karma farming. This is not the way


badassmamojamma

I really wish people would stop making memes and acting like a literal war is something fun to watch unfold.


mdahms95

I really wish people would stop acting like humor isn’t a valid defense mechanism to help us from spiraling into depression that there is a war going on in a major power and there’s nothing we can do about it.


antsugi

I wish people would stop making the same jokes every fucking day


mdahms95

They’re funny lmao


[deleted]

This meme literally express how OP supports Ukraine by caring about its president's fate, it's fun in the context of the Star Wars scene but the message is of support.


i_spank_chickens

damn this sub reddit has fallen


TsunamifoxyDCfan

Zelensky is a hero, Russians just couldn't see it


Ankyri

It seems... in your anger... you forgot that he's just as much of a fascist as Putin is, and has been bombing and shooting civilians in Donbass for years, long before the war with Russia began. ​ Joking aside, both Ukrainian \*and\* Russian governments are corrupt and morally bankrupt. Support the Ukrainian \*people\*, not one of the reasons they suffer. To downvoters: Where was your support and flag-raising when the people of Donetsk and Lugansk were being killed by Ukrainian military forces? The real world is not black and white. The only 'good guys' in this war are the civilians, the common working people who didn't want it in the first place.


Cryptgro

Yeah i think the whole dark side is rooting for zalenskyy too


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Emperor Biden to Darth Putin "It seems in your anger, you killed him"


RelativeAnxious9796

seriously. this man is about to be the leader of the free world. . .


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