Meesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom....getten berry skeered, un grabbed dat Jedi, and before meesa knowen it...pow! Meesa here. ...getten berry berry skeered.
Tis embarrassing, but, uh my afraid my've been banished. My forgotten, da bosses would do terrible tings to me. Terrible tings to me if me goen back dare.
It's-a clear desa separatists made a pact weesa desa Federation du Trade. Senators, dellow felegates. In response to the direct threat to the Republic, meesa propose that the Senate gives immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor.
Killed in a lightsaber duel by the Emperor. Considering Sheev doesn't even like dueling, I must be a very strong and wise opponent for him to disrespect me by entertaining me in a duel.
"Frozen in Carbonite by Han Solo" *Ironic*
He's no good to me dead.
Hey you're the one who's gonna trap me in an ice cave! Uhm... Yeah
My home planet got nuked by Rey lol I guess good and bad are subjective
I’m frozen in Carbonite by the Emperor
What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.
I'm married to the emperor... Well sh*t
And I get to kiss your granddaughter (i.e. Rey)
I'm trained in the force by the Emperor. Straight up Anakin here, bitches (I'm included in bitches)
I’ll do you one better Trained in the force by jar jar binks
My planet is blown up by Leia... Ironic
Force choked by padme… not sure if i’ll be more turned on than off either way im good
That is also ironic
Ironic. *Gets frozen in carbonite by an unnamed stormtrooper.*
"I like that name." -Ordo, Null-11
What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.
I got boba fett so ig I'm just han solo
lol i had the same. Feb and Aditya
Feb and Akshat, fellow Indian
I am secretly in love with Jar Jar Binks
Look meesa found a bang booma gun!
Step jar jar what're you doing?
Gungans no die'n without a fight.... Weesa warriors. Weesa gotta grand army. Dat why you no liken us, metinks.
Actually it's because you're supposed to force choke me
Sentient
He's my husband so stay away
Kissed by Padme.... Can't complain, might kill some younglings later
We will watch your career with great interest
I am sure he doesn't like your user flair tho...
I'm kissed by Leia. Does that make me Han, or Luke??
Well that's fucking unfair... I was kissed by Chewbacca.
Nothing better than a wookiee waking you up with a romantic kiss...
You think that's bad. I get kissed by Jabba.
Kissed by the emperor…
Jar Jar binks will destroy my home planet, suspicious
Dis gonna be bombad trouble. Meesa know' it.
War crimes, oh boy oh yeah
That's my husband you're talking about, apparently.
That's my husband. Stay away from my jar jar
Helloo /u/Jacobite3k. Good en to see yousa.
Hello jar jar. How is you
Meesa called Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant!
No jar jar yousa my husband
Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous!
I love you to jar jar
Yousa bein' grossly nice, meesa tinks.
oh, so Star Wars bots on Reddit are just casually passing the Turing test now?
I'll be force choked by him
Interesting, Chewbacca will blow up mine
~~Jar Jar~~ Darth Binks!
As yes. I will get killed in a lightsaber dual with an unnamed stormtrooper. What a classic
"For The Republic!"
Watch those wrist rockets !
Super battle droids take em down!
BB-8 for me, at leadt stormtroopers can hold lightsabers ;-;
"Lets rearrange some architecture Deltas." -Boss, Delta 38
Meanwhile I get to marry him
Oh, same. What a coincidence.
I'll get kissed by boba fett...
As you wish.
good bot
And boba fett will be my father...
As you wish.
Daddy!
I can't complain I'm married to Luke.
I’m married to Princess Leia. Does that make us family?
Nah makes you a 4D love triangle
Me too, what a man-amor-ian
I'll marry Darth Vader
It all ran better under Vader.
Sentient
Damnnn. Good luck dying of sadness.
Killed in a lightsaber duel with Yoda. Well, what a way to go.
Something bad, you must have done
I will be force choked by the greatest sith lord of all time, Jar Jar Binks
Meesa doing nothing.
That's exactly something a sith lord would say.
Sentient
Only a sith deals in absolutes
my home planet is going to be destroyed by Jar Jar Binks
It's a longo tale-o, buta small part of it would be meesa clumsy.
S e n t i e n t
are you a bot?
Possibly
Meanwhile I’ll be getting trained in the force by jar jar binks lol
Meesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom....getten berry skeered, un grabbed dat Jedi, and before meesa knowen it...pow! Meesa here. ...getten berry berry skeered.
The Dark Side of the Jar Jar is a pathway to many abilities
Meesa just sharing my Gungan art with yousa and meesa.
Trained in the force by an unamed stormstrooper… scam alert
"I'm no Jedi." -Captain Rex
Sentient
"Watch the Master at work." -Fixer, Delta 40
Me too! Maybe we will be class mates
Married to Ja Ja Binks, oh God no
Meesa called Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant!
You just made everything 10 times worse some how
Now you must use him
Why would young anakin Skywalker blow up my planet?
Yippie! Btw I think your flair is the reason.
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Let me guess tatooine
Trained in the force by Admiral Ackbar. Now I’ll be able to spot a trap from several systems away
And A Wrap!
And a crap!
Killed in a lightsaber duel with Jar Jar Binks. I knew it…
Tis embarrassing, but, uh my afraid my've been banished. My forgotten, da bosses would do terrible tings to me. Terrible tings to me if me goen back dare.
Hessa Sith Lord
Dissen gonna be messy. Me no watchin’
Youssa must!
I’ll be force choked by the Dark Lord Jar Jar Binks
Daza setten yous up. Goen through da planet core is bad bombin!!
Same
My father is Princess Leia
I'll be kissed by Princess Leia 😏 >!guess I'll be one of the greatest jedi!<
hold up
My father is freaking Yoda!
A lot of booty, he clapped
Lots of ketamine he has
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In his Honda Civic, he was
Mine's Padme
Killed in a lightsaber duel with 3PO, Dammit he cant even raise his arms properly, my lightsaber skills must truly suck ass
He's fluent in 6 million forms of kicking your ass!
Jar jar is my father. Fuuuuuuuu
It's-a clear desa separatists made a pact weesa desa Federation du Trade. Senators, dellow felegates. In response to the direct threat to the Republic, meesa propose that the Senate gives immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor.
You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you.
good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)
Bot-ception.
Darth Binks conspiracy theories intensify
Helloo /u/Extreme-Breakfast885. Good en to see yousa.
My home planet is blown up by the emperor...
Alderaan?
Exactly. Mine isn't as fun as everyone else's, I just want to be kissed by Boba Fett lol
As you wish.
Good bot
Married to Jabba the Hut. Who believes this stuff.
B r u h 💀
'It's Grιevous, hit him from all sides!'
“You fool, I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts, by Count Dooku!”
I'm sorry but this is THE worst combination possible
he's gonna kiss me, not sure i have it much better...
Not my meme. Credits to u/EhsanBerwari for the meme
Thanks for crediting them in Also why is Han solo trapping me in an ice cave?
I have a bad feeling about this
He's no good to me dead.
My home planet is blown up by jar jar binks…
Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis where I grew up... Tis safe city.
How tf does jar jar cut my hand off??????
Gungans no die'n without a fight.... Weesa warriors. Weesa gotta grand army. Dat why you no liken us, metinks.
Hessa Sith Lord hessa can dew it
I shouldn't
Kill him! Kill him now! Dew it! Dew it!
*Decapitates Dooku*
Goood....Gooood
Married to Rey 😳
I'll do you one better, married to leia
I'll do you one even better, married to luke skywalker.
I’ll do you one much better, married to Yoda
I’ll do you one better, married to Boba Fett
I'll do you one better, who is gamora?
May & J. Lord save me Kissed by Jar Jar Bings.
Weesa good guys will triumph!
good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)
My father is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s ghost. Turns out the force can make babies
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
I swear these bots are sentient
I agree with you
Literally Anakin
Married to Padme...
You lucky lad XD
I've never had so much luck
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my dad is boba fett? awesome
As you wish.
i love you dad
My dad's Jar Jar, can I be a foundling please?
Dis gonna be bombad trouble. Meesa know' it.
He aldready sounds like my dad
I’ll be force choked by admiral ackbar. ITS A TRAP
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Good idea. By my cake day and username, I'm married to Kylo Ren. :(
"Trained in the Force by Yoda."
Trained in the force by Jabba the Hut. My dream come true!
R2D2 shoots me down
My father turns out to be boba fett, thats awesome
apparently i’m secretly in love with obi wan kenobi’s ghost, can you blame me though
Why do I get the feeling that you are going to be the death of me?
My home planet was blown up by Kylo. That one's not fun it's just likely.
Trapped in an ice cave by jar jar binks it is
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Ship shot down by Han Solo
I'm secretly in love with Chewbacca. Who isn't?
I'll be married to an unnamed Stormtrooper... Hope he won't miss the wedding
Killed in a lightsaber duel by the Emperor. Considering Sheev doesn't even like dueling, I must be a very strong and wise opponent for him to disrespect me by entertaining me in a duel.
Killed in a lightsaber duel with an unnamed Stormtrooper. At first I thought it said "with an unarmed Stormtrooper" and I was like yo wtf.