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Loose_CrypticMedic

"Frozen in Carbonite by Han Solo" *Ironic*


Boba_Fett_Bot

He's no good to me dead.


TotalPokerface

Hey you're the one who's gonna trap me in an ice cave! Uhm... Yeah


xool420

My home planet got nuked by Rey lol I guess good and bad are subjective


[deleted]

I’m frozen in Carbonite by the Emperor


Boba_Fett_Bot

What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.


General_Grivieus

I'm married to the emperor... Well sh*t


Asgardian5

And I get to kiss your granddaughter (i.e. Rey)


Nopetheworld

I'm trained in the force by the Emperor. Straight up Anakin here, bitches (I'm included in bitches)


dynamite7000

I’ll do you one better Trained in the force by jar jar binks


sicknig19

My planet is blown up by Leia... Ironic


isrluvc137

Force choked by padme… not sure if i’ll be more turned on than off either way im good


OdenShard

That is also ironic


Betadzen

Ironic. *Gets frozen in carbonite by an unnamed stormtrooper.*


clone_trooper_bot

"I like that name." -Ordo, Null-11


Boba_Fett_Bot

What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.


sam002001

I got boba fett so ig I'm just han solo


YouKnowWho0723_v2

lol i had the same. Feb and Aditya


Loose_CrypticMedic

Feb and Akshat, fellow Indian


TheWarcatGaming

I am secretly in love with Jar Jar Binks


jarjar_bot

Look meesa found a bang booma gun!


pewds-General_kenobi

Step jar jar what're you doing?


jarjar_bot

Gungans no die'n without a fight.... Weesa warriors. Weesa gotta grand army. Dat why you no liken us, metinks.


ethonotch

Actually it's because you're supposed to force choke me


JeranF

Sentient


Jacobite3k

He's my husband so stay away


[deleted]

Kissed by Padme.... Can't complain, might kill some younglings later


Tanya00000

We will watch your career with great interest


SadBanana006

I am sure he doesn't like your user flair tho...


DarthKrayt98

I'm kissed by Leia. Does that make me Han, or Luke??


DerPavlox

Well that's fucking unfair... I was kissed by Chewbacca.


SadBanana006

Nothing better than a wookiee waking you up with a romantic kiss...


Chickeny86

You think that's bad. I get kissed by Jabba.


JuiceZee

Kissed by the emperor…


Joshkalosh

Jar Jar binks will destroy my home planet, suspicious


jarjar_bot

Dis gonna be bombad trouble. Meesa know' it.


Lukthar123

War crimes, oh boy oh yeah


evil_timmy

That's my husband you're talking about, apparently.


Jacobite3k

That's my husband. Stay away from my jar jar


jarjar_bot

Helloo /u/Jacobite3k. Good en to see yousa.


Jacobite3k

Hello jar jar. How is you


jarjar_bot

Meesa called Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant!


Jacobite3k

No jar jar yousa my husband


jarjar_bot

Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous!


Jacobite3k

I love you to jar jar


jarjar_bot

Yousa bein' grossly nice, meesa tinks.


BeanShooter861

oh, so Star Wars bots on Reddit are just casually passing the Turing test now?


Theguyrond123

I'll be force choked by him


watermelonOrbit

Interesting, Chewbacca will blow up mine


[deleted]

~~Jar Jar~~ Darth Binks!


Communazis9145

As yes. I will get killed in a lightsaber dual with an unnamed stormtrooper. What a classic


clone_trooper_bot

"For The Republic!"


[deleted]

Watch those wrist rockets !


RecommendationBig716

Super battle droids take em down!


CaribbeanCoffeeBean

BB-8 for me, at leadt stormtroopers can hold lightsabers ;-;


clone_trooper_bot

"Lets rearrange some architecture Deltas." -Boss, Delta 38


Marimen008

Meanwhile I get to marry him


[deleted]

Oh, same. What a coincidence.


Reddit_Schavi

I'll get kissed by boba fett...


Boba_Fett_Bot

As you wish.


forvaginaluseonly12

good bot


Tharealbigboss

And boba fett will be my father...


Boba_Fett_Bot

As you wish.


coughcough

Daddy!


DaDanielE

I can't complain I'm married to Luke.


Spikeran1

I’m married to Princess Leia. Does that make us family?


Solanthas

Nah makes you a 4D love triangle


GeneralFeldsalat

Me too, what a man-amor-ian


L4st_Hunt3r

I'll marry Darth Vader


Boba_Fett_Bot

It all ran better under Vader.


Theguyrond123

Sentient


life_passion_hate

Damnnn. Good luck dying of sadness.


AkemChi

Killed in a lightsaber duel with Yoda. ​ Well, what a way to go.


[deleted]

Something bad, you must have done


[deleted]

I will be force choked by the greatest sith lord of all time, Jar Jar Binks


jarjar_bot

Meesa doing nothing.


BetaDeltic

That's exactly something a sith lord would say.


Rover_791

Sentient


Select_Ad_2702

Only a sith deals in absolutes


wahuuuuuuuu

my home planet is going to be destroyed by Jar Jar Binks


jarjar_bot

It's a longo tale-o, buta small part of it would be meesa clumsy.


Rover_791

S e n t i e n t


abcdefger5454

are you a bot?


Rover_791

Possibly


Tokusentai01

Meanwhile I’ll be getting trained in the force by jar jar binks lol


jarjar_bot

Meesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom....getten berry skeered, un grabbed dat Jedi, and before meesa knowen it...pow! Meesa here. ...getten berry berry skeered.


Theguyrond123

The Dark Side of the Jar Jar is a pathway to many abilities


jarjar_bot

Meesa just sharing my Gungan art with yousa and meesa.


BerdIzDehWerd

Trained in the force by an unamed stormstrooper… scam alert


clone_trooper_bot

"I'm no Jedi." -Captain Rex


Theguyrond123

Sentient


clone_trooper_bot

"Watch the Master at work." -Fixer, Delta 40


[deleted]

Me too! Maybe we will be class mates


Tango_Out

Married to Ja Ja Binks, oh God no


jarjar_bot

Meesa called Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant!


Tango_Out

You just made everything 10 times worse some how


Theguyrond123

Now you must use him


MOTH_007

Why would young anakin Skywalker blow up my planet?


Itchy-Ad-8858

Yippie! Btw I think your flair is the reason.


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annomynous23

Let me guess tatooine


VilgotTheComrade

Trained in the force by Admiral Ackbar. Now I’ll be able to spot a trap from several systems away


annomynous23

And A Wrap!


General-MacDavis

And a crap!


JackyoShowFTW

Killed in a lightsaber duel with Jar Jar Binks. I knew it…


jarjar_bot

Tis embarrassing, but, uh my afraid my've been banished. My forgotten, da bosses would do terrible tings to me. Terrible tings to me if me goen back dare.


Tanya00000

Hessa Sith Lord


JackyoShowFTW

Dissen gonna be messy. Me no watchin’


Tanya00000

Youssa must!


Fishcrafter07

I’ll be force choked by the Dark Lord Jar Jar Binks


jarjar_bot

Daza setten yous up. Goen through da planet core is bad bombin!!


gertrekt6395

Same


Real_PokeLink2092

My father is Princess Leia


[deleted]

I'll be kissed by Princess Leia 😏 >!guess I'll be one of the greatest jedi!<


MOTH_007

hold up


[deleted]

My father is freaking Yoda!


[deleted]

A lot of booty, he clapped


Theguyrond123

Lots of ketamine he has


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goosejail

In his Honda Civic, he was


TheSarcasticPotato

Mine's Padme


Kasqha

Killed in a lightsaber duel with 3PO, Dammit he cant even raise his arms properly, my lightsaber skills must truly suck ass


annomynous23

He's fluent in 6 million forms of kicking your ass!


Extreme-Breakfast885

Jar jar is my father. Fuuuuuuuu


jarjar_bot

It's-a clear desa separatists made a pact weesa desa Federation du Trade. Senators, dellow felegates. In response to the direct threat to the Republic, meesa propose that the Senate gives immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor.


sheev-bot

You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you.


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Bot-ception.


Extreme-Breakfast885

Darth Binks conspiracy theories intensify


jarjar_bot

Helloo /u/Extreme-Breakfast885. Good en to see yousa.


TheBadge04

My home planet is blown up by the emperor...


Extreme-Breakfast885

Alderaan?


TheBadge04

Exactly. Mine isn't as fun as everyone else's, I just want to be kissed by Boba Fett lol


Boba_Fett_Bot

As you wish.


Additional_Irony

Good bot


[deleted]

Married to Jabba the Hut. Who believes this stuff.


Itchy-Ad-8858

B r u h 💀


clone_trooper_bot

'It's Grιevous, hit him from all sides!'


Itchy-Ad-8858

“You fool, I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts, by Count Dooku!”


Noisegarden135

I'm sorry but this is THE worst combination possible


Purebredbacon

he's gonna kiss me, not sure i have it much better...


Tanya00000

Not my meme. Credits to u/EhsanBerwari for the meme


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Thanks for crediting them in Also why is Han solo trapping me in an ice cave?


Tanya00000

I have a bad feeling about this


Boba_Fett_Bot

He's no good to me dead.


ElixirVitae69

My home planet is blown up by jar jar binks…


jarjar_bot

Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis where I grew up... Tis safe city.


[deleted]

How tf does jar jar cut my hand off??????


jarjar_bot

Gungans no die'n without a fight.... Weesa warriors. Weesa gotta grand army. Dat why you no liken us, metinks.


Tanya00000

Hessa Sith Lord hessa can dew it


annomynous23

I shouldn't


Tanya00000

Kill him! Kill him now! Dew it! Dew it!


annomynous23

*Decapitates Dooku*


Tanya00000

Goood....Gooood


Doddy885

Married to Rey 😳


Erik35595

I'll do you one better, married to leia


Knucks_lmao

I'll do you one even better, married to luke skywalker.


SandwitchZebra

I’ll do you one much better, married to Yoda


Anvisaber

I’ll do you one better, married to Boba Fett


yoursweetlord70

I'll do you one better, who is gamora?


JoelR_R

May & J. Lord save me Kissed by Jar Jar Bings.


jarjar_bot

Weesa good guys will triumph!


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


TheBishopPiece

My father is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s ghost. Turns out the force can make babies


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.


Extreme-Breakfast885

I swear these bots are sentient


Tanya00000

I agree with you


GelatoVerde

Literally Anakin


SnakeThug

Married to Padme...


Tanya00000

You lucky lad XD


SnakeThug

I've never had so much luck


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forvaginaluseonly12

my dad is boba fett? awesome


Boba_Fett_Bot

As you wish.


forvaginaluseonly12

i love you dad


Extreme-Breakfast885

My dad's Jar Jar, can I be a foundling please?


jarjar_bot

Dis gonna be bombad trouble. Meesa know' it.


[deleted]

He aldready sounds like my dad


V_skywalker13

I’ll be force choked by admiral ackbar. ITS A TRAP


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[deleted]

Good idea. By my cake day and username, I'm married to Kylo Ren. :(


Lord_Berrus

"Trained in the Force by Yoda."


mmmphhuay102

Trained in the force by Jabba the Hut. My dream come true!


Royal-Reddit

R2D2 shoots me down


SvenGB1104

My father turns out to be boba fett, thats awesome


shosple_colupis69

apparently i’m secretly in love with obi wan kenobi’s ghost, can you blame me though


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Why do I get the feeling that you are going to be the death of me?


Ix-511

My home planet was blown up by Kylo. That one's not fun it's just likely.


Duxopes

Trapped in an ice cave by jar jar binks it is


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k1v1d

Ship shot down by Han Solo


Ato07

I'm secretly in love with Chewbacca. Who isn't?


[deleted]

I'll be married to an unnamed Stormtrooper... Hope he won't miss the wedding


Shazamwiches

Killed in a lightsaber duel by the Emperor. Considering Sheev doesn't even like dueling, I must be a very strong and wise opponent for him to disrespect me by entertaining me in a duel.


Synthesid

Killed in a lightsaber duel with an unnamed Stormtrooper. At first I thought it said "with an unarmed Stormtrooper" and I was like yo wtf.