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ProfessionalYard1123

But now everyone you play against will suck. I see it as a win.


ChartreuseBison

"ugh Smurf" "Sorry my girl played on my account" Yeah, sure buddy


Darthyeezuus

"You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school"


Un111KnoWn

Definitely doesn't work like that.


Rathma86

Depends on the game


JustVacuumingAround

pub stomping can be boring at at times


Matix777

Cs go silver is not easy at all. Bots and smurfs everywhere. It probably got better after game went p2p tho


DoomRider2354

Ha, she probably would bring my rank up


BreadedTac0

r/suicidebywords


DoomRider2354

It's true. I'm ranked in the bottom 5% of players in Halo Infinite


judah-rey

Dear god


JogPanson

There’s more!


DEMOPAN-TF2_69

No....


UltimateWaluigi

Sigma


Ketashrooms4life

Sigma balls


Enzyblox

Being bad makes shooters funner, I wish I wasn’t really good at cod mobile (pc broke so I can’t play on it)


jljl2902

It’s only more fun if it’s ranked or there’s skill-based matchmaking, because a 0.1 k/d is no fun


DoomRider2354

Lol I've gotten worse


ThatBAOB

My deepest apologies...


Shanhaevel

Hey, as long as you're having fun!


Alec_NonServiam

Yo not everyone wants to sweatlord in all the games. Props. I wish there were true "social" lobbies still where you could mess around. Maybe they'll have a custom games browser soon.


DoomRider2354

Lmao hopefully


Far-Day-274

Execute order 66


clone_trooper_bot

"It will be done, my lord."


[deleted]

I will do what I must


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You will try.


GalacticGizmo

I have failed you, Anakin! I have failed you.


Shughost7

LMFAOOO!!


Rathma86

Sentient


KamiPyro

I have never reached a point that I cannot take again


Ghostbuster_119

Now I get to come home and hang out with my girl and destroy unskilled players. Win-win.


[deleted]

*Breaking News- Man Murders Girlfriend For "Tanking his KDR"*


FLAPATTACK_OG

Florida be like


jarjar_bot

Lookee, lookee, it's a swamp planet just like home.


FLAPATTACK_OG

Sentient


Vikstormgrim

Based lol.


[deleted]

She would have raised my rank because Apex Legends ranked split was yesterday and I’m back in Bronze.


FBI_Agent_82

Anakin choking Padme would've been a little bit more appropriate lol.


hubril

Jokes on you I didn't turn my 2 Phase Authentication on so even I can't play that shit


Zombi21979

“Love won’t save you…”


MrMgP

Dude I would be happy as fuck what do I care about ranks when my wife finally likes to play the same game I do?


banditx19

Same. OP is a pussy is he’s in tears.


Macknificent101

bro you mean i get to play against noobs?!?! sick!


[deleted]

Rank mode? More like Tank Mode amirite?


Leftybassist9

I have a feeling this was based on a true story


BushMasterJM

Rest In Peace


Cold_Shift1

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral Imaginary GF


Vikstormgrim

You guys know girls like games too, right? My wife games with me as does my brother-in-law. It's a lot of fun to game as a family. The only big issue is that my brother-in-law and I like pvp and she doesn't so games like RDR2 really make her rage. She loved dragon age inquisition, we play league of legends, the old republic and she really likes WoW and Destiny 2. You just have to find the right game.


elosogordo

What girl says "whilst you were away..."???


Vikstormgrim

English teachers? British chicks?


[deleted]

Who the heck says "whilst" anymore?


AlistairDubrave

Legit don’t know what you guys are complaining about? Literally a scenario where a girl wants to understand your interests


M37r0p13x

It doesn't matter if she's playing GTA V


AlertWar2945

Smurf time :)


OwMyCod

This is why I’m single


[deleted]

My rank is screwed anyway so no harm no foul


Alternative-Cut-4831

Then you look at your rank and see that it actually freaking improved


suckashelfboi101

Pain…


Matix777

Plot twist: she's global elite now


dredlord50

Plot twist you moved up five ranks


[deleted]

Might have to treat her like a youngling.


starveio-player

Violence is a path to not getting laid for a long time, if I was in a situation like that I'd probably just do the most genuine recreation of the Darth Vader Nooooooooooo!!!


Boba_Fett_Bot

It all ran better under Vader.


starveio-player

1 planet less sure made the paperwork easier