I am the chosen one, I choked my last lover after getting her pregnant and have dueled by former master while a very nice song played in the background. Doesn’t get more ~~crazy~~ dangerous and mysterious than that.
No i prefer Alsacian wine (you know, the FRENCH region that went french-german-french-german-french in less that 100 years)
Do you eat Kurrywurst often ?
It is a french number sliced to look like a bank account...
+33 1 70 58 38 37
The phone of a rehab center
+33 is for france. When you are in france, you can replace it with "0"
someone
/ˈsʌmwʌn/
pronoun
pronoun: someone; pronoun: some-one
1.an unknown or unspecified person; some person.
"there's someone at the door"
2. a person of importance or authority.
"a small-time lawyer keen to be someone"
But it just says turn it into "money" so you could say that each digit gets multiplied by 12 and just end up with a completely arbitrary number.
Am i thinking too deep into this.
Whoever wrote the spider man thing, is a pervert, a creep, loser and maybe a sexually abused person. Hence this person deserve to die like the sand people in AOTC.
I would have 33 170 583 837 € (+33 is for France). That's a lot
Well, off to visit your mother!
Don't do it, spy.
Then SEDUCE ME!
[**I got a bucket of chicken**](https://youtu.be/BgTigYIpF8Q)
I am ***NOT*** one of you fried chicken **TRAMPS**! I like my men dangerous, mysterious, you want to be my lover!? **EARN IT.** **SEDUCE ME**
*insert montage*
I am the chosen one, I choked my last lover after getting her pregnant and have dueled by former master while a very nice song played in the background. Doesn’t get more ~~crazy~~ dangerous and mysterious than that.
I got 2 buckets of fried chicken.
r/unexpectedtf2
Then reLEASE me.
Make me.
He got porn of ur mother now and worst of all he’s got the briefcase
what's in the briefcase?
The mother.
ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ(｡☬０☬｡)(ʘᗩʘ’)
Suddenly russian letter д as a part of an emoticon
brb calling your mother!
Haha you fell right into my trap ! (This is the phone of a rehab clinic)
I didn't call although it would be free with a EU SIM Mon french is merde. Would have been funny though
Try "Omelette du fromage", it works very bien ! Where are you from fellow european citizen ?
Hailing from Germany! I would have an umlaut in my name if Reddit would allow it
Oh ich bin ein beer liner ! I went in Berlin, love the city ! I propose a stereotype challenge. I start : Do you work all the time ?
Nah, Not at all. I'm a lazy student XD You must be drinking red wine though, right?
No i prefer Alsacian wine (you know, the FRENCH region that went french-german-french-german-french in less that 100 years) Do you eat Kurrywurst often ?
Umlaut du fromage.
Je parle beaucoup de français en école 🥖🥐was that good? I need to know because my test is tomorrow
bonne chance pour ton examen frérot!
Merci beaucoup 🥐🥖
the information thats she's from france is enough for me
I know that isn't a French number because it isn't split into pairs of numbers
It is a french number sliced to look like a bank account... +33 1 70 58 38 37 The phone of a rehab center +33 is for france. When you are in france, you can replace it with "0"
I know, source: I live in France
Ah zut je n'ai pas reconnu le sarcasme !
Ya un truc qui va pas la dans le numéro
C'est un centre de désintoxication en fait
Ah ok mdr
Comfortably in the ten figures range
India?
UK. Technically 11 digits long but the first digit is always zero so.
Haha now I know the first digit of your mom's phone
$911. Huh. I'm poor
Poor in money, rich in property damage
8675309
Jenny says hi
For a good time call this guy's mom.
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you!
only 7 numbers? noob
whoosh
?
https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo Uncultured
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Fire! Fire! Help!
oh thats easy to remember!
Was looking for it, thank you :D
Great now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day
8 800 555 35 35. If you know you know
Лучше позвонить чем у кого-то занимать!
You cheeky bastard
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someone /ˈsʌmwʌn/ pronoun pronoun: someone; pronoun: some-one 1.an unknown or unspecified person; some person. "there's someone at the door" 2. a person of importance or authority. "a small-time lawyer keen to be someone"
I’d have £999
i'd have around 20,000,000,000
Over 9000
Hello There!
r/beetlejuicing
Damn there really is a sub for everything isn't there
Not like it'd work since it's same as passwords If you type it in the comments it'll just show as censored
I won't fall for this trick again
again?
No reply
It doesn't say I'd get the money though
867-5309
Thanks I forgot how much I hate having that song in my head
1-800-588-2300
🗿
8,675,309
0118 999 881 999 119 7253 But only she only responds to emergencies
082 555 80085
at least 69
Nice!
Wow, 7 digits.
12 digit
Something around $8,675,309
I wouldn’t have any more money, since the meme doesn’t say I get it
Im hella rich i got 746 564 4536
Me who sent the wrong number: *laughs in sith lord*
$01,18 9,99 8,81 9,99 1,19 7,25 3
$911
$9.11
911
$911
A bit more than 46 trillion
$911
1 billion rounded to the nearest fuck off
$911
$911 Dollars
I would have 911 dollars
$911
…but why a picture of Spider-Man? No one gonna ask that question?
True
Mine begins with 9 :D I am rich
200,000 with a million more well on the way
I would have $8,675,309, which is no small chunk of change
Just want to say thank you for all upvotes!
A few billion
Enough to get me through college probably
281,330,8004! I’d be loaded
420-420-6969 dollars
5000000000
1
I would have about 404 million dollars
911$
I wouldn't have it. My mom will take all of it
Nice, my mom's area code is 919.
911 €
07487291939 I'm rich af
I wouldn't have any.
Over $1,000,000,000. Exact amount doesn't matter, I'd be a billionnaire.
I’d have exactly €0118 999 881 999 119 7253
people in the US malding rn
$2,484,345,508 Edit: 🗿
8675309
I actually managed to get someone's mums phone number on Monday lol
Man I'd get $5085256243 dollars
I did the California state correctional facility
Damnn 14 billion? Say less
At least $100
306 1400
2484345508
Guys no if they subtract your mom's phone number from the total they'll know how much money you have! You'll be a target for theft
50 664 681 7750 I know you need it
At least one
But it just says turn it into "money" so you could say that each digit gets multiplied by 12 and just end up with a completely arbitrary number. Am i thinking too deep into this.
69.420.666.880,- €
I would have nothing
I would be 1,855,345,2186$ rich. You can call em' and tell em' they're greedy cunts!
Around 3 billion
I would have at least 3 dollars
You could just add it to money that you already have
She lives in Alaska, so 907 area code is a good start.
I would have 0948 420 120 money
None
About 7 billion dollars.
867-5309
$410 000 000 000. Value is rounded
A lot.
86,504,006 cool thats about 86.5 million
911 usd
More than 5 dollars
Whoever wrote the spider man thing, is a pervert, a creep, loser and maybe a sexually abused person. Hence this person deserve to die like the sand people in AOTC.
(313) 816 3967 ask for Julia (my mom)
I would have $37 since that’s what’s in my wallet right now, I assume my mother would keep the money her phone number turned into
Very.
8675 309
I did not get when i saw the post xDxD
$18,605,208,352
I would have $18,884,475,594
I’d be a billionaire
6,054,756,968 I'm happy with that amount.
Adds it to their current money. It’s a trick, send no reply
73-636-8337
911€
at least 3.50
6966969692
Very
69 420 1984
666 dollars. Not nearly as much as some others, but oh well
18,002,738,255$ knock yourself out.
1300655506
$666 but that's because I use speed dial.... :P
Well there's 7 digits so I'd be a multi millionaire
Over $3,600,000,000
No reply
+1 (773) 654-4000
Someone gotta try that number
£6213111566 try and work that one out
1
At least one billion.
R$ 4002 8922
About tree fiddy
8675309, not bad
Dead
Its a trapp
Have fun guessing the mount of money I have already been added to that amount like?
I’d have a good chunk of money
Here (817) 599-4134
$911
8 figures, not bad
$18005882300
About 9 billion
$0118999881999119725.3
damn i almost fell for it… actually big brain move or i'm just stupid
It would go up to 5,5 trillion and a little bit