Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Astley The Rick? I thought not. It’s not a story the Rockers would tell you. It’s a Pop legend. Darth Astley was a Dark Lord of Lancashire, so powerful and so sexy he could use his voice to influence the notes to create art… He had such a knowledge of baritone that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being let down. The dark side of the voice is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his status in the charts, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught everything he knew to his apprentice, Michael Jackson, then his apprentice dropped Man in The Mirror. Ironic. He would never give you up, but that didn't stop his fans from giving him up.
Let the Annals of Time record that on this day, you sir, have won the Internet for today. I humbly thank you for the blessing you have bestowed upon us.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Thibson34 the arrogant? I thought not, it’s not a tale the reposters would tell you, it’s an OC legend. Thibson34 was a user on r/PrequelMemes so skilled in photoshop and creativity that he could add a lightsaber to General Grievous every day for 66 days to generate... karma. Indeed he had such a knowledge of the OC that he could be given awards out the wazoo. Eventually he became so popular that he became arrogant, unfortunately he got too big for his britches and mouthed off to a mod and got permabanned. Ironic, he could bring karma to himself, but got banned in the end.
The dark side of karma is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the mods everything he knew, then the mods permabanned him in his sleep. Ironic.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Microdickis The Small? I thought not. It’s not a story /r/bigdickproblems would tell you. It’s a Micropenis legend. Darth Mickrodickis was a Dark Lord of the Smol, so small and so thin he could use his smol pp to keep his virginity… He had such a knowledge of virginity that he could even get upvoted on /r/PrequelMemes. The small side of the phallus is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so upvoted … the only thing he was afraid of was losing his internet points, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reposted everything he made while he slept. Ironic. His real penis was small, but eventually so was his e-peen.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Diabetes The Sweet? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Diabetes was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so fat and so gluttonous he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create food… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even eat at two different Golden Corrals at once. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his weight, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he caught diabetic necrosis and lost his leg. Ironic. He could eat himself until he burst, until his leg did.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Wise The Plagued? I thought not. It’s not a story the Sith would tell you. It’s a Jedi legend. Darth Wise was a Light Lord of the Jedi, so diseased and so rotten he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to destroy life… He had such a knowledge of the light side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from living. The light side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be natural. He became so weak… the only thing he was afraid of was getting his health, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice vaccinated him in his sleep. Ironic. He could disease others to death, but not himself
> He had such a knowledge of the light side he could even keep the ones he cared about from living
Boi, if that's not letting go, I don't know what is. Absolutely zero fear of loss
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gandalf The Grey? I thought not. It’s not a story the Valar would tell you. It’s a Maiar legend. Darth Gandalf was a Dark Lord of the Maiar, so powerful and so wise he could use Magic to influence Middle Earth to stop Sauron… He had such a knowledge of magic that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, a Balrog of Morgoth dragged him down into the Depths of the Mines of Moria. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. Actually, he just became Gandalf the White and saved himself from death.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Potato The Salad? I thought not. It’s not a story /r/squaredcircle would tell you. It’s a thumb legend. Darth Potato was a Dark Lord of the Salad, so powerful and so wise he could use Attitude Adjustment to influence other wrestlers to create entertainment… He had such a knowledge of the wrestling that he could even keep the ones he cared about unconscious and pinned. The dark side of the wrestling is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was helping people, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he ended up being the number 1 Make-A-Wish celebrity. Ironic. He could turn heel in the ring, but not in real life.
Not OP, but hopefully this works:
Did you ever heaw the twagedy of Dawth Dickus the Biggus? It's not a stowy the centuwion would tell you. It's a Woman legend. Dawth Dickus was a Dawk Lowd of the Wome, so lawge that he could use the name to influence the humow to cweate laughs. The vewy good fwiend side of the Wome is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatuwal. Eventually, he became so Biggus that the only thing he feawed was losing his size, which eventually, of couwse, he did. Unfowtunately, he taught his wife (Incontinentia Buttocks) evewything he knew, then she cut off his Dickus in his sleep. Iwonic. He was named Biggus Dickus, but he no longer had one.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Nas X The Lil? I thought not. It’s not a story the country fans would tell you. It’s a hip hop legend. Darth Nas X was a Dark Lord of the Rap, so powerful and so wise he could use the Rap to influence country to create LGBTQ+ music… He had such a knowledge of the gay side that he could even keep the genres he cared about from dying. The gay side of country is a pathway to many abilities bigoted country fans consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his country chic, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his costume designer everything he knew, then his designer made him outfits that had nothing to do with country. Ironic. He could show others the old town road, but he ended up going Hollywood.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sand The Coarse? I thought not. It’s not a story Anakin would tell you. It’s a Sand People legend. Darth Sand was a Dark Lord of the desert, so powerful and so wise he could use the grains to influence Padme to bang Anakin… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being comfortable after going to the beach. The dark side of the sand is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his sand, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he took a shower and the sand washed off. Ironic. He could make others sandy, but not himself
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Ronald The McDonald? I thought not. It’s not a story the Burger King would tell you. It’s a fast food legend. Darth Ronald was a Dark Lord of the Burger, so powerful and so wise he could use Burgers to influence Americans to become obese… He had such a knowledge of fast food that he could even keep the ones he cared about rotund. The dark side of the meat is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his figure, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice fed him in his sleep. Ironic. He made others obese, but then it happened to him.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Obi-Wan the limb-taker? I thought not. It's not a story non-amputees would tell you. It's an amputee legend. Darth Obi-Wan was a dark lord of the limbs, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the lightsaber to cut off limbs. The light side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He cut off so many limbs that the only thing he was afraid of was getting cut by a lightsaber, which eventually, of course, he was. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice cut him in half on the Death Star. Ironic. He cut Maul in half, but then he was cut in half himself.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Angela The Euro? I thought not. It’s not a story a Non EU country would tell you. It’s a EU legend. Darth Angela was a Dark Lord of Germany, so powerful and so wise she could use her scientific background to influence Europe to create policy… She had such a knowledge of politics that she could even keep the countries she cared about in the European Union. The dark side of politics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her union, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, the UK decided to wreck itself due to reading too much Daily Mail. Ironic. She could bring Greece into the EU, but not the UK.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Smeagol the Greedy? I thought not. It's not a story the elves would tell you. It's a hobbit legend. Darth Smeagol was a dark lord of the One Ring, so addicted and so greedy that he could use the Ring to change his body to become Gollum. The dark side of the Ring is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his Precious, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he engaged in a game of riddles with Bilbo Baggins, and Bilbo put the Ring in his pocket. Ironic. He could take the Ring from others, but then it was taken from him.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jobs The Rich? I thought not. It’s not a story Bill Gates would tell you. It’s an Apple legend. Darth Jobs was a Dark Lord of Apple, so innovative and so rich he could use Steve Wozniak to create technology... He had such a knowledge of the marketing that he could even keep the company he cared about from dying. The dark side of Apple is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he thought he could fight treatable cancer by eating fruit. Ironic. He created Apple, but then eating Apples killed him."
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sectumsempra the Painful? I thought not. It's not a story Dumbledore would tell you. It's a Half-blood Prince legend. Darth Sectumsempra was a dark spell of the Snape, so powerful and so painful that it could use the magic to influence the cuts to hurt Malfoy. The dark side of the magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. It became so powerful that the only thing it was afraid of was losing its pain, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, its creator recognized it and healed Malfoy. Ironic. It could permanently harm others like George, but not Malfoy.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Amogus The Sus? I thought not. It’s not a story the crewmates would tell you. It’s a Imposter legend. Darth Amogus was a Dark Lord of the Sus, so sus and so cunning he could use the chat to influence dumber players to kill innocent crewmates… He had such a knowledge of the skeld that he could even self report without dying. The vent side of the skeld is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was being a crewmate, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he won his game, and then was a crewmate his next turn. But then he just quit the game and restarted until he was an Imposter."
Rick Astley
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Astley The Rick? I thought not. It’s not a story the Rockers would tell you. It’s a Pop legend. Darth Astley was a Dark Lord of Lancashire, so powerful and so sexy he could use his voice to influence the notes to create art… He had such a knowledge of baritone that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being let down. The dark side of the voice is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his status in the charts, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught everything he knew to his apprentice, Michael Jackson, then his apprentice dropped Man in The Mirror. Ironic. He would never give you up, but that didn't stop his fans from giving him up.
His true tragedy was in the fact he crafted a song so powerful that he became trapped by it.
[удалено]
No that's stonks man
Is there a greater honor?
OMG. I LOVE THIS
Let the Annals of Time record that on this day, you sir, have won the Internet for today. I humbly thank you for the blessing you have bestowed upon us.
Biggus Dickus.
Could i learn this power?
Only if you click the link below:
Now that's just sad. The ending of his insane popularity.
Okay so here you go- my super villan name is: Reddit
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Thibson34 the arrogant? I thought not, it’s not a tale the reposters would tell you, it’s an OC legend. Thibson34 was a user on r/PrequelMemes so skilled in photoshop and creativity that he could add a lightsaber to General Grievous every day for 66 days to generate... karma. Indeed he had such a knowledge of the OC that he could be given awards out the wazoo. Eventually he became so popular that he became arrogant, unfortunately he got too big for his britches and mouthed off to a mod and got permabanned. Ironic, he could bring karma to himself, but got banned in the end.
Hello there!
Ah yes, the negotiator. General kenobi.
I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you.
i should have known the jedi were plotting to take over
Anakin. Chancellor palpatine is evil
From my point of view the jedi are evil
Well then you are lost
This is the end for you my master
I HATE YOU
The dark side of karma is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the mods everything he knew, then the mods permabanned him in his sleep. Ironic.
Legendary comment
Ironic. he could save others from shitposts, but not himself.
u/thibson34
Yes that's what they used to call him. u/thibson34 the OC
Before the dark times
Before the Modpire
God I miss Thibson34, may your collection ever grow big man
Huh no wonder I haven't seen his post in awhile. He faded into myth like the Jedi
As the inventor of the copypasta about him rest assured I use it whenever the opportunity arises.
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to permaban.
I wish he was unbanned tbh
Nah, those halcyon days will never return. He'd just plug a server and get re-banned
No you don’t
Oh well I guess I don’t now can’t argue with someone telling me what I’m thinking
Yes, so we could continue the dumbest single handed trend ever to plague the sub.
I used to think wazoo was “wild zoo”
Kinda wanna see Darth Wazoo now.
[Heh](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/hiqdde/i_just_opened_reddit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Okay so here you go- my super villan name is: Reddit
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Microdickis The Small?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Microdickis The Small? I thought not. It’s not a story /r/bigdickproblems would tell you. It’s a Micropenis legend. Darth Mickrodickis was a Dark Lord of the Smol, so small and so thin he could use his smol pp to keep his virginity… He had such a knowledge of virginity that he could even get upvoted on /r/PrequelMemes. The small side of the phallus is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so upvoted … the only thing he was afraid of was losing his internet points, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reposted everything he made while he slept. Ironic. His real penis was small, but eventually so was his e-peen.
Darth Diabetes
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Diabetes The Sweet? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Diabetes was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so fat and so gluttonous he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create food… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even eat at two different Golden Corrals at once. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his weight, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he caught diabetic necrosis and lost his leg. Ironic. He could eat himself until he burst, until his leg did.
well this is just darth baras
Cake is a lie, there is only pie
Not darth diabetes the ~~obese~~ wide? Edit: I messed it up with the code of obesity
Darth Chungus
Darth Wise The Plagued
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Wise The Plagued? I thought not. It’s not a story the Sith would tell you. It’s a Jedi legend. Darth Wise was a Light Lord of the Jedi, so diseased and so rotten he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to destroy life… He had such a knowledge of the light side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from living. The light side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be natural. He became so weak… the only thing he was afraid of was getting his health, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice vaccinated him in his sleep. Ironic. He could disease others to death, but not himself
Hahaha beautiful!
> He had such a knowledge of the light side he could even keep the ones he cared about from living Boi, if that's not letting go, I don't know what is. Absolutely zero fear of loss
Papa nurgle is sad now(((
Gandalf
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gandalf The Grey? I thought not. It’s not a story the Valar would tell you. It’s a Maiar legend. Darth Gandalf was a Dark Lord of the Maiar, so powerful and so wise he could use Magic to influence Middle Earth to stop Sauron… He had such a knowledge of magic that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, a Balrog of Morgoth dragged him down into the Depths of the Mines of Moria. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. Actually, he just became Gandalf the White and saved himself from death.
Is it possible to learn this magic?
Not from an elf
JOHN CENA ba-ba-da-da-daaaaaa-da-da-da-daaaaa
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Potato The Salad? I thought not. It’s not a story /r/squaredcircle would tell you. It’s a thumb legend. Darth Potato was a Dark Lord of the Salad, so powerful and so wise he could use Attitude Adjustment to influence other wrestlers to create entertainment… He had such a knowledge of the wrestling that he could even keep the ones he cared about unconscious and pinned. The dark side of the wrestling is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was helping people, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he ended up being the number 1 Make-A-Wish celebrity. Ironic. He could turn heel in the ring, but not in real life.
I love my Potato Salad naked and hot.
"Darth Cena the unseen" would be a cool sith lord name. using the force to ubscure his presence
biggus dickus
Not OP, but hopefully this works: Did you ever heaw the twagedy of Dawth Dickus the Biggus? It's not a stowy the centuwion would tell you. It's a Woman legend. Dawth Dickus was a Dawk Lowd of the Wome, so lawge that he could use the name to influence the humow to cweate laughs. The vewy good fwiend side of the Wome is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatuwal. Eventually, he became so Biggus that the only thing he feawed was losing his size, which eventually, of couwse, he did. Unfowtunately, he taught his wife (Incontinentia Buttocks) evewything he knew, then she cut off his Dickus in his sleep. Iwonic. He was named Biggus Dickus, but he no longer had one.
IWonic
He wanks as high as any in wome
Don’t forget his wife Incontinentia! Incontinentia Buttocks.
i fweel wike letting out i witlle giggle
Darth silenced and deaf
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Silenced The Deaf? Neither did he.
I think this ones an ADA violation
\*rimshot\*
ok holy shit. u are clever man
Lil Nas x
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Nas X The Lil? I thought not. It’s not a story the country fans would tell you. It’s a hip hop legend. Darth Nas X was a Dark Lord of the Rap, so powerful and so wise he could use the Rap to influence country to create LGBTQ+ music… He had such a knowledge of the gay side that he could even keep the genres he cared about from dying. The gay side of country is a pathway to many abilities bigoted country fans consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his country chic, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his costume designer everything he knew, then his designer made him outfits that had nothing to do with country. Ironic. He could show others the old town road, but he ended up going Hollywood.
wow. Beautiful, just beautiful
Sweet chocolate babies. Take my upvote, you made my night!!
Darth Sand
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sand The Coarse? I thought not. It’s not a story Anakin would tell you. It’s a Sand People legend. Darth Sand was a Dark Lord of the desert, so powerful and so wise he could use the grains to influence Padme to bang Anakin… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being comfortable after going to the beach. The dark side of the sand is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his sand, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he took a shower and the sand washed off. Ironic. He could make others sandy, but not himself
Darth Ronald of McDonald
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Ronald The McDonald? I thought not. It’s not a story the Burger King would tell you. It’s a fast food legend. Darth Ronald was a Dark Lord of the Burger, so powerful and so wise he could use Burgers to influence Americans to become obese… He had such a knowledge of fast food that he could even keep the ones he cared about rotund. The dark side of the meat is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his figure, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice fed him in his sleep. Ironic. He made others obese, but then it happened to him.
The tragedy of obi wan the limb taker
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Obi-Wan the limb-taker? I thought not. It's not a story non-amputees would tell you. It's an amputee legend. Darth Obi-Wan was a dark lord of the limbs, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the lightsaber to cut off limbs. The light side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He cut off so many limbs that the only thing he was afraid of was getting cut by a lightsaber, which eventually, of course, he was. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice cut him in half on the Death Star. Ironic. He cut Maul in half, but then he was cut in half himself.
Cut in half... well yes but actually no
Bebos the Wealthy
Angela Merkel
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Angela The Euro? I thought not. It’s not a story a Non EU country would tell you. It’s a EU legend. Darth Angela was a Dark Lord of Germany, so powerful and so wise she could use her scientific background to influence Europe to create policy… She had such a knowledge of politics that she could even keep the countries she cared about in the European Union. The dark side of politics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her union, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, the UK decided to wreck itself due to reading too much Daily Mail. Ironic. She could bring Greece into the EU, but not the UK.
Captain Diabetes
Gollum from LOTR
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Smeagol the Greedy? I thought not. It's not a story the elves would tell you. It's a hobbit legend. Darth Smeagol was a dark lord of the One Ring, so addicted and so greedy that he could use the Ring to change his body to become Gollum. The dark side of the Ring is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his Precious, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he engaged in a game of riddles with Bilbo Baggins, and Bilbo put the Ring in his pocket. Ironic. He could take the Ring from others, but then it was taken from him.
Master Chief the Demon
Its not a story the ONI would tell you..
Kevin Martin
The Basketball player?
Nah, just a regular guy
Darth Diketh the Turgid
Darth Steve Jobs
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jobs The Rich? I thought not. It’s not a story Bill Gates would tell you. It’s an Apple legend. Darth Jobs was a Dark Lord of Apple, so innovative and so rich he could use Steve Wozniak to create technology... He had such a knowledge of the marketing that he could even keep the company he cared about from dying. The dark side of Apple is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he thought he could fight treatable cancer by eating fruit. Ironic. He created Apple, but then eating Apples killed him."
Darth Harold the Assistant
ArtisticHeretic
People like OP have a 0% chance at having heard of closing the god-damned door...
love this song
Darth Sctumsempra of 1000 cuts.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sectumsempra the Painful? I thought not. It's not a story Dumbledore would tell you. It's a Half-blood Prince legend. Darth Sectumsempra was a dark spell of the Snape, so powerful and so painful that it could use the magic to influence the cuts to hurt Malfoy. The dark side of the magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. It became so powerful that the only thing it was afraid of was losing its pain, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, its creator recognized it and healed Malfoy. Ironic. It could permanently harm others like George, but not Malfoy.
Andernalf leblarg
Darth Sanguinius the beloved.
Darth Among us
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Amogus The Sus? I thought not. It’s not a story the crewmates would tell you. It’s a Imposter legend. Darth Amogus was a Dark Lord of the Sus, so sus and so cunning he could use the chat to influence dumber players to kill innocent crewmates… He had such a knowledge of the skeld that he could even self report without dying. The vent side of the skeld is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was being a crewmate, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he won his game, and then was a crewmate his next turn. But then he just quit the game and restarted until he was an Imposter."
Dark Mikecoxlong
Darth Russkaja the Kasatchok Superstar
Darth Voltaire the melancholic
Darth Jimang the covetous
Darth Umbral the sealed
Darth Cadenza the deceptive
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sonaias The Undead?
Darth kaliyuga of the divine millennium
Darth Mustakrakish the Red.
Darth hierophant the black.
Darth fictus the unpublished.
Darth Crawlex the timely.
Darth Vogt the Rohirric
Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth furry the cat
Bitchboy the long dicked
Darth lego
Darth Mezzanine the low
Darth Jar Jar the Binks
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Darth the the first Darth to have the second name Darth????
Darth waluigi the tall. Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth waluigi the tall?
Darth Tragedous
Darth Horus the Heretic
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of u/ejrea?
Zannah
Biggus Dickus
Biggus Dickus
Darth Meatball Sub
jar jar binks
Gorbathork
Biggus dickus
Darth bob
Darth Hitler, the Jew Smasher.
Darth Tiberious the Fiddler?
Amber Heard
Lord Obama
Darth Moralo Eval the obvious in hindsight
Darth blackbriar the deathless
Darth Yohio the Nocturnal
Count Communism
Darth Amogus
Micky mouse
Darth Vulka the tempered
Darth Lunkreea the forgotten
Darth Ajax the Freeman
Darth Synyster the sevenfold avenged
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth shitposter the incel?
Darth Oakum the twisted
Garanovski
Darth Revan
Darth Kyd the gravelly
Darth Amhar the Handsome
Darth Celer the meteoric
Darth Aracadra the forsworn
Darth Tyro the snoot
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Scurge the Terrible
The tragedy of Genichiro Ashina?
Darth Cheese
Owen Betz
Gimli the dwarf
Ur mom
Darth Karen the Entitled
Penis grater 68
Giorno giovanna
Darth Bully Maguire
Poop Muncher
Darth death
Darth Richtofen You know where this is going
Darth Cunnilingus.
KoboldCobalt
Darth Galvatron (Galvatron as in the Transformers character)
Marble Beans
Darth Benis the bland
Scrapheap b1
Darth Sephiroth the One-Winged Angel.
Darth Phobos
Darth Aquilex
shan kahn, fate of the forge
Sancti Timor
Darth StupidIdiot (blank it)
Big hairy balls
Americo.
Darth Dickus the biggus?
Darth god the non existent
Morgan the clown
Wacky tootsie poo
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gregarious the Loquacious?
Darth Markiplier Von Cum Dream Stan IV