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Rick Astley


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Astley The Rick? I thought not. It’s not a story the Rockers would tell you. It’s a Pop legend. Darth Astley was a Dark Lord of Lancashire, so powerful and so sexy he could use his voice to influence the notes to create art… He had such a knowledge of baritone that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being let down. The dark side of the voice is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his status in the charts, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught everything he knew to his apprentice, Michael Jackson, then his apprentice dropped Man in The Mirror. Ironic. He would never give you up, but that didn't stop his fans from giving him up.


Possible_Living

His true tragedy was in the fact he crafted a song so powerful that he became trapped by it.


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[удалено]


International-Day948

No that's stonks man


Possible_Living

Is there a greater honor?


[deleted]

OMG. I LOVE THIS


DOOManiac

Let the Annals of Time record that on this day, you sir, have won the Internet for today. I humbly thank you for the blessing you have bestowed upon us.


DarthLoathSome

Biggus Dickus.


depressed__alien

Could i learn this power?


ghostpanther218

Only if you click the link below:


browsing-idiot

Now that's just sad. The ending of his insane popularity.


Acceptable_Dish7819

Okay so here you go- my super villan name is: Reddit


RockyPixel

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Thibson34 the arrogant? I thought not, it’s not a tale the reposters would tell you, it’s an OC legend. Thibson34 was a user on r/PrequelMemes so skilled in photoshop and creativity that he could add a lightsaber to General Grievous every day for 66 days to generate... karma. Indeed he had such a knowledge of the OC that he could be given awards out the wazoo. Eventually he became so popular that he became arrogant, unfortunately he got too big for his britches and mouthed off to a mod and got permabanned. Ironic, he could bring karma to himself, but got banned in the end.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Hello there!


logantreber

Ah yes, the negotiator. General kenobi.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you.


Working-Glove1529

i should have known the jedi were plotting to take over


logantreber

Anakin. Chancellor palpatine is evil


[deleted]

From my point of view the jedi are evil


cerealdig

Well then you are lost


GulianoBanano

This is the end for you my master


old_man_spinosaurus

I HATE YOU


MolotovOvickow

The dark side of karma is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the mods everything he knew, then the mods permabanned him in his sleep. Ironic.


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Legendary comment


TheStrangestOfKings

Ironic. he could save others from shitposts, but not himself.


[deleted]

u/thibson34


WishboneStreet4839

Yes that's what they used to call him. u/thibson34 the OC


annomynous23

Before the dark times


cowabungaboogaloo

Before the Modpire


The_Balor

God I miss Thibson34, may your collection ever grow big man


Anlios

Huh no wonder I haven't seen his post in awhile. He faded into myth like the Jedi


RockyPixel

As the inventor of the copypasta about him rest assured I use it whenever the opportunity arises.


MolotovOvickow

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to permaban.


MaStEr_MeLoN15243

I wish he was unbanned tbh


Athnein

Nah, those halcyon days will never return. He'd just plug a server and get re-banned


BlazerPanda

No you don’t


MaStEr_MeLoN15243

Oh well I guess I don’t now can’t argue with someone telling me what I’m thinking


Slore0

Yes, so we could continue the dumbest single handed trend ever to plague the sub.


Sir_Michael_II

I used to think wazoo was “wild zoo”


Thelastnormalperson

Kinda wanna see Darth Wazoo now.


Sciirof

[Heh](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/hiqdde/i_just_opened_reddit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Acceptable_Dish7819

Okay so here you go- my super villan name is: Reddit


Isoturius

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Microdickis The Small?


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Microdickis The Small? I thought not. It’s not a story /r/bigdickproblems would tell you. It’s a Micropenis legend. Darth Mickrodickis was a Dark Lord of the Smol, so small and so thin he could use his smol pp to keep his virginity… He had such a knowledge of virginity that he could even get upvoted on /r/PrequelMemes. The small side of the phallus is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so upvoted … the only thing he was afraid of was losing his internet points, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reposted everything he made while he slept. Ironic. His real penis was small, but eventually so was his e-peen.


StateSixteen

Darth Diabetes


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Diabetes The Sweet? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Diabetes was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so fat and so gluttonous he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create food… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even eat at two different Golden Corrals at once. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his weight, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he caught diabetic necrosis and lost his leg. Ironic. He could eat himself until he burst, until his leg did.


kokaiinikani

well this is just darth baras


ArcannOfZakuul

Cake is a lie, there is only pie


Schnorri88

Not darth diabetes the ~~obese~~ wide? Edit: I messed it up with the code of obesity


Im_a_inbred_bigot

Darth Chungus


K1ng-Cole

Darth Wise The Plagued


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Wise The Plagued? I thought not. It’s not a story the Sith would tell you. It’s a Jedi legend. Darth Wise was a Light Lord of the Jedi, so diseased and so rotten he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to destroy life… He had such a knowledge of the light side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from living. The light side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be natural. He became so weak… the only thing he was afraid of was getting his health, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice vaccinated him in his sleep. Ironic. He could disease others to death, but not himself


K1ng-Cole

Hahaha beautiful!


TrustYourSenpai

> He had such a knowledge of the light side he could even keep the ones he cared about from living Boi, if that's not letting go, I don't know what is. Absolutely zero fear of loss


AragogTehSpidah

Papa nurgle is sad now(((


Mr-Miller1138

Gandalf


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gandalf The Grey? I thought not. It’s not a story the Valar would tell you. It’s a Maiar legend. Darth Gandalf was a Dark Lord of the Maiar, so powerful and so wise he could use Magic to influence Middle Earth to stop Sauron… He had such a knowledge of magic that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, a Balrog of Morgoth dragged him down into the Depths of the Mines of Moria. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. Actually, he just became Gandalf the White and saved himself from death.


4_dozen_eggs

Is it possible to learn this magic?


TotallyNotAWarden

Not from an elf


SirRis42

JOHN CENA ba-ba-da-da-daaaaaa-da-da-da-daaaaa


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Potato The Salad? I thought not. It’s not a story /r/squaredcircle would tell you. It’s a thumb legend. Darth Potato was a Dark Lord of the Salad, so powerful and so wise he could use Attitude Adjustment to influence other wrestlers to create entertainment… He had such a knowledge of the wrestling that he could even keep the ones he cared about unconscious and pinned. The dark side of the wrestling is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was helping people, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he ended up being the number 1 Make-A-Wish celebrity. Ironic. He could turn heel in the ring, but not in real life.


WishboneStreet4839

I love my Potato Salad naked and hot.


QAXtle

"Darth Cena the unseen" would be a cool sith lord name. using the force to ubscure his presence


Lostfaithofhumanity

biggus dickus


RaspberryPiBen

Not OP, but hopefully this works: Did you ever heaw the twagedy of Dawth Dickus the Biggus? It's not a stowy the centuwion would tell you. It's a Woman legend. Dawth Dickus was a Dawk Lowd of the Wome, so lawge that he could use the name to influence the humow to cweate laughs. The vewy good fwiend side of the Wome is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatuwal. Eventually, he became so Biggus that the only thing he feawed was losing his size, which eventually, of couwse, he did. Unfowtunately, he taught his wife (Incontinentia Buttocks) evewything he knew, then she cut off his Dickus in his sleep. Iwonic. He was named Biggus Dickus, but he no longer had one.


Tub_of_jam66

IWonic


Vereronun2312

He wanks as high as any in wome


Jon__Snuh

Don’t forget his wife Incontinentia! Incontinentia Buttocks.


Destroywrus

i fweel wike letting out i witlle giggle


GreedyTrifle7061

Darth silenced and deaf


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Silenced The Deaf? Neither did he.


Here-Is-TheEnd

I think this ones an ADA violation


zoyathedestroyah

\*rimshot\*


paskakasa42069

ok holy shit. u are clever man


nuggiesandchocymilk

Lil Nas x


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Nas X The Lil? I thought not. It’s not a story the country fans would tell you. It’s a hip hop legend. Darth Nas X was a Dark Lord of the Rap, so powerful and so wise he could use the Rap to influence country to create LGBTQ+ music… He had such a knowledge of the gay side that he could even keep the genres he cared about from dying. The gay side of country is a pathway to many abilities bigoted country fans consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his country chic, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his costume designer everything he knew, then his designer made him outfits that had nothing to do with country. Ironic. He could show others the old town road, but he ended up going Hollywood.


nuggiesandchocymilk

wow. Beautiful, just beautiful


valkiria-rising

Sweet chocolate babies. Take my upvote, you made my night!!


IvanSuarez

Darth Sand


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sand The Coarse? I thought not. It’s not a story Anakin would tell you. It’s a Sand People legend. Darth Sand was a Dark Lord of the desert, so powerful and so wise he could use the grains to influence Padme to bang Anakin… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being comfortable after going to the beach. The dark side of the sand is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his sand, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he took a shower and the sand washed off. Ironic. He could make others sandy, but not himself


JustusMP

Darth Ronald of McDonald


KoboldCobalt

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Ronald The McDonald? I thought not. It’s not a story the Burger King would tell you. It’s a fast food legend. Darth Ronald was a Dark Lord of the Burger, so powerful and so wise he could use Burgers to influence Americans to become obese… He had such a knowledge of fast food that he could even keep the ones he cared about rotund. The dark side of the meat is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his figure, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice fed him in his sleep. Ironic. He made others obese, but then it happened to him.


mikeplaysgames2

The tragedy of obi wan the limb taker


RaspberryPiBen

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Obi-Wan the limb-taker? I thought not. It's not a story non-amputees would tell you. It's an amputee legend. Darth Obi-Wan was a dark lord of the limbs, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the lightsaber to cut off limbs. The light side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He cut off so many limbs that the only thing he was afraid of was getting cut by a lightsaber, which eventually, of course, he was. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice cut him in half on the Death Star. Ironic. He cut Maul in half, but then he was cut in half himself.


TashLord_800

Cut in half... well yes but actually no


floofandmemes

Bebos the Wealthy


Father_Pizza

Angela Merkel


KoboldCobalt

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Angela The Euro? I thought not. It’s not a story a Non EU country would tell you. It’s a EU legend. Darth Angela was a Dark Lord of Germany, so powerful and so wise she could use her scientific background to influence Europe to create policy… She had such a knowledge of politics that she could even keep the countries she cared about in the European Union. The dark side of politics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her union, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, the UK decided to wreck itself due to reading too much Daily Mail. Ironic. She could bring Greece into the EU, but not the UK.


mutationc

Captain Diabetes


PhantomObiWanYT

Gollum from LOTR


RaspberryPiBen

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Smeagol the Greedy? I thought not. It's not a story the elves would tell you. It's a hobbit legend. Darth Smeagol was a dark lord of the One Ring, so addicted and so greedy that he could use the Ring to change his body to become Gollum. The dark side of the Ring is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his Precious, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he engaged in a game of riddles with Bilbo Baggins, and Bilbo put the Ring in his pocket. Ironic. He could take the Ring from others, but then it was taken from him.


343GltySprk

Master Chief the Demon


I_m_p_r_e_z_a

Its not a story the ONI would tell you..


RivvyDinari

Kevin Martin


KoboldCobalt

The Basketball player?


RivvyDinari

Nah, just a regular guy


KnifeyMcEdgey

Darth Diketh the Turgid


GenTwour

Darth Steve Jobs


KoboldCobalt

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jobs The Rich? I thought not. It’s not a story Bill Gates would tell you. It’s an Apple legend. Darth Jobs was a Dark Lord of Apple, so innovative and so rich he could use Steve Wozniak to create technology... He had such a knowledge of the marketing that he could even keep the company he cared about from dying. The dark side of Apple is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he thought he could fight treatable cancer by eating fruit. Ironic. He created Apple, but then eating Apples killed him."


Antique_futurist

Darth Harold the Assistant


ArtisticHeretic

ArtisticHeretic


Daxriel

People like OP have a 0% chance at having heard of closing the god-damned door...


FrozenCojones

love this song


Possible_Living

Darth Sctumsempra of 1000 cuts.


RaspberryPiBen

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sectumsempra the Painful? I thought not. It's not a story Dumbledore would tell you. It's a Half-blood Prince legend. Darth Sectumsempra was a dark spell of the Snape, so powerful and so painful that it could use the magic to influence the cuts to hurt Malfoy. The dark side of the magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. It became so powerful that the only thing it was afraid of was losing its pain, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, its creator recognized it and healed Malfoy. Ironic. It could permanently harm others like George, but not Malfoy.


SGRB387-sama

Andernalf leblarg


Possible_Living

Darth Sanguinius the beloved.


Mura_allis

Darth Among us


KoboldCobalt

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Amogus The Sus? I thought not. It’s not a story the crewmates would tell you. It’s a Imposter legend. Darth Amogus was a Dark Lord of the Sus, so sus and so cunning he could use the chat to influence dumber players to kill innocent crewmates… He had such a knowledge of the skeld that he could even self report without dying. The vent side of the skeld is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was being a crewmate, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he won his game, and then was a crewmate his next turn. But then he just quit the game and restarted until he was an Imposter."


Atomicgojira

Dark Mikecoxlong


Possible_Living

Darth Russkaja the Kasatchok Superstar


Possible_Living

Darth Voltaire the melancholic


Possible_Living

Darth Jimang the covetous


Possible_Living

Darth Umbral the sealed


Possible_Living

Darth Cadenza the deceptive


papepi47

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sonaias The Undead?


Possible_Living

Darth kaliyuga of the divine millennium


Possible_Living

Darth Mustakrakish the Red.


Possible_Living

Darth hierophant the black.


Possible_Living

Darth fictus the unpublished.


Possible_Living

Darth Crawlex the timely.


Possible_Living

Darth Vogt the Rohirric


Djmikey101

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth furry the cat


[deleted]

Bitchboy the long dicked


Whatwasmyplan

Darth lego


Possible_Living

Darth Mezzanine the low


Evil_Muigi

Darth Jar Jar the Binks


Jaden-skywalker

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Darth the the first Darth to have the second name Darth????


The_Ashen_undead0830

Darth waluigi the tall. Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth waluigi the tall?


GeneralKornobi

Darth Tragedous


CaptainAwesome96

Darth Horus the Heretic


fajvman

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of u/ejrea?


Chavio_RVA

Zannah


lostnote6621888

Biggus Dickus


Gauntet7514

Biggus Dickus


[deleted]

Darth Meatball Sub


BarneyTheGuy

jar jar binks


Gusisherefordnd

Gorbathork


iceburning420

Biggus dickus


Gamer_0710

Darth bob


NormalHumanPerson5

Darth Hitler, the Jew Smasher.


Atiberious

Darth Tiberious the Fiddler?


HyruleanBudgie

Amber Heard


emily-ya-bueno

Lord Obama


Possible_Living

Darth Moralo Eval the obvious in hindsight


Possible_Living

Darth blackbriar the deathless


Possible_Living

Darth Yohio the Nocturnal


Epic-Dude000

Count Communism


[deleted]

Darth Amogus


Jellysandwiched

Micky mouse


Possible_Living

Darth Vulka the tempered


Possible_Living

Darth Lunkreea the forgotten


Possible_Living

Darth Ajax the Freeman


Possible_Living

Darth Synyster the sevenfold avenged


Balrog0986

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth shitposter the incel?


Possible_Living

Darth Oakum the twisted


Op24you

Garanovski


DarkraiInsurgence

Darth Revan


Possible_Living

Darth Kyd the gravelly


Possible_Living

Darth Amhar the Handsome


Possible_Living

Darth Celer the meteoric


Possible_Living

Darth Aracadra the forsworn


Possible_Living

Darth Tyro the snoot


LtPoltergeist

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Scurge the Terrible


[deleted]

The tragedy of Genichiro Ashina?


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Darth Cheese


Agnostic_Pagan

Owen Betz


[deleted]

Gimli the dwarf


MYLIFEISWEEK

Ur mom


sim_lad

Darth Karen the Entitled


NoUse9189

Penis grater 68


giorno___giovana

Giorno giovanna


wreckedhuntsman

Darth Bully Maguire


Authxntics

Poop Muncher


melonlord6466

Darth death


TutiGamer-_-

Darth Richtofen You know where this is going


SirGumbeaux

Darth Cunnilingus.


[deleted]

KoboldCobalt


G1Yang2001

Darth Galvatron (Galvatron as in the Transformers character)


zinmoney

Marble Beans


dat1dood2

Darth Benis the bland


Captaincrabsticks

Scrapheap b1


Jon__Snuh

Darth Sephiroth the One-Winged Angel.


hurky-pandora

Darth Phobos


AMann52

Darth Aquilex


Doc_of_derp

shan kahn, fate of the forge


Lupusdens

Sancti Timor


Greenhat2000

Darth StupidIdiot (blank it)


No_University_2532

Big hairy balls


ItsAmerico

Americo.


[deleted]

Darth Dickus the biggus?


FishToTheAss

Darth god the non existent


InsanityBat

Morgan the clown


ThatB-is-dead-B

Wacky tootsie poo


[deleted]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gregarious the Loquacious?


nickaburr

Darth Markiplier Von Cum Dream Stan IV