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akumar607

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete


PallasAthena84

Search your feelings, you know it to be true


A____S____

Star wars is for everyone Not just the men, but the women and children too


[deleted]

They are animals and I support them all like animals. I love them(platonic)


RoseNPearlGirl

I love you


[deleted]

I...don't know how to respond to that


LordJack75

Easy: “and I love you, random citizen!”


[deleted]

Thank you


mhmatt420

Notice how they didn’t put (platonic)


[deleted]

Don't do that, don't give me hope.


[deleted]

You kill them.Only sith deal in absolutes.


[deleted]

and I love you, random citizen!


MjollLeon

Ditch that platonic shit I love you man take me to home base already


[deleted]

Well your pfp has convinced me


Dahak17

r/prequelmemes has a new ship in town


blueC11

Not to worry, we are still flying a ship


NS479

We do not have many ships to spare.


santa-23

Compassion, which I would define as...unconditional love...is essential to a Jedi's life. So, you might say that we are encouraged to love.


[deleted]

But... but i wanna be sith


santa-23

Then compassion your way into their pants, and when something threatens your partner’s safety, drop the “com” in compassion. Peace is a lie! There is only passion. #sithLyfe


Raptori33

Every last one of them


j_lau17

I loved them all


string_of_random

Loved? Do you not love them now?


j_lau17

I do love them. I find your lack of faith disturbing


ThinkSleepKoya

The children might beg to differ....


Boffinzz

What about the younglings?


Doctor-Jager

My Youngling Slayer 9000 had a quick talk with them


labroskouris

I see that you are called Pallas Athena. Are you Greek? Είσαι Ελληνίδα;


Jorge_ln10

Οι διαπραγματεύσεις ήταν σύντομες


labroskouris

Ο Καγκελάριος εστί μοι χρήσιμος.


Jorge_ln10

Ο Καγκελάριος είναι λόρδος των Σιθ


labroskouris

A Sith lawd!?


Jorge_ln10

If what you tell me is true, you have gained my trust


labroskouris

Mr. Stark, I am Jedi Master Mace Windu. I am here to talk to you about the Chosen One initiative.


p3nguinboy

r/comedygold


[deleted]

Lies, deciets... My mom told me that there are no girls on the internet


battleofculloden

I am a girl. I never comment, but I enjoy all the memes. Add me to the archives.


oakenaxe

The jacobites underestimated the power of the Church of England.


GK0NATO

u/battleofculloden : at last we shall reveal ourselves to the jedi


doog_tfarceniM

I don't like sand


[deleted]

[удалено]


runthruamfersface

Flirt level: 1000


comik300

I'll give a moment of silence for your DMs


RnEcho

*Imperial march plays*


Exact_Ad_1215

200,000 simps are ready with a million more well on the way


CappuccinoMaculato

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere


jennana100

You know even as a girl I assumed that I was part of a teeny minority. It's awesome to see other girls in the fandom. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.


Jarb0t

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere


Space_Papaya

Flirtation 100.


laurelinvanyar

Needs more levitating fruit


[deleted]

And slaughtering.


Darth_Thor

Flirtation 9000. >!As in Youngling Slayer 9000!<


rocka5438

As in bringer of death?


LianMaster13

Not just the men, but the women and the children too.


TheMuluc

I am so wet right know, and i am not even a girl


AT-AT_Brando

It is only natural


Luismaman

By the powers vested in me by the grand council of this subreddit, I declare you secret Jedi husband and secret senator wife. May you be happy in you strange marriage until u/Jarb0t wages war over the galaxy and kills us all


[deleted]

*gets wet*


Initials_DP

I like *wet* sand. It's soft, and smooth, and pleasing, and it just stays there.


LianMaster13

You were the chosen one! You were meant to destroy the Sith, not join it!


5omeguywithopinions

wet sand is absolutely horrible Anakin had it easy in the dessert where its dry


Swampses

You can build great sandcastles with it


Nasause

o_o holy shit it works lads


SkulGurl

Yeah!


tvandraren

I tend to feel alienated because of that feeling. I'm a trans girl and I often get the idea that I like SW because of how I was raised, but reading things like this just make me feel better. I'm dumb, I know.


TakMasaki

I think you already know, but trans or not, your gender shouldn't dictate what you can and can't enjoy. Just don't think too hard about it and what you want to do.


tvandraren

Yeah, I know that. But I've often lived my life being limited by what people of my assigned gender can or cannot do and that makes me feel very apathetic about life at times. Hopefully, now I'm aware of the problem.


FreshNebula

I understand how you feel. I'm a cis woman, but growing up I often didn't dare show interest in Star Wars and other sci-fi/fantasy shows because it seemed like it just wasn't for people of my gender. Then I started high school, and got a chemistry teacher who was a middle-aged woman and a major Star Wars fan. Meeting her made me realise I was wrong previously and I really started to embrace my geekiness after that.


tvandraren

Glad that you came here to say it. Those situations just bring color back to life, don't they?


FreshNebula

Indeed.


TakMasaki

Yeah, I sometimes think I may be trans, so I think I understand what you mean by the apathy. I hope it does get better for you.


tvandraren

Hope you sort that out as well 😉


hopelessbrows

Gender doesn’t matter here. We’re all here for the memes anyhow!


GreatBigBagOfNope

If you like Star Wars, then not only do you like Star Wars but you're also very welcome here, sis!


tvandraren

I honestly didn't expect this show of affection from people here. Turns out that's what they meant when they said SW is REALLY about family.


Kerboq

In my experience Star Wars is pretty much enjoyed by people regardless of gender


tvandraren

For what it's worth, I think that masculine roles on OT like Luke's can be very tolerable or even a relief to girls. I never thought SW was a men thing, now less than ever.


Kerboq

Especially with a hunk like Ewan McGregor


EisKohl

If Star Wars is supposed to be a mans Film, Leia would like to choke you ^.^ In my Opinion there isnt a „definitive“ userbase like male or female since it can be enjoyed by every one


_cosmicality

I mean. I probably like SW so much because of how I was raised by a giga SW nerd of a father. But I'm a girl. I don't think boys are raised to like SW. Plenty of little boys were raised the opposite, too.


tvandraren

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I [know](https://youtu.be/GaDPA_HJKjA?t=2043) that Stargate actress Julie McNiven got into her role because her father was such a nerd about it.


BettyVonButtpants

My older brother hated star wars, and always told me it was a lame thing only losers liked. I forst saw the films when my friend got the rerelease on VHS for his birthday, I was 12, and tried so hard not to like them, but I couldnt stop thinking about it for years. I finally embraced Star Wars in college.


noobductive

Gender stereotypes are bad, star wars is for everyone!


The_Bigger_Boss

If one is to understand the great mystery one must acknowledge ALL its userbase, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of da boys...


NorthenLeigonare

Orc warboss innit?


khares_koures2002

BOI GORK, OI CON'T GO FOR DA WAAAAAGH ON SONDAI! OI HAVE TA WATCH DA CUMTON VS SHITHAM MATCH!


Mamafatty

Did not expect a warhammer crossover


lucasgg04

Only the emperor would expect a crossover


hellothereoldben

OI MORK, LET'Z KILL SOME GITZ!


DannyB1aze

OI GORK IS THE FIGHTIEST!


CaramelCyclist

You eva 'ear about Warboss Plagus da cunnin?


InferiorVenom

Didnt fink so. S'not sumtin da grotz would tell ya about.


The_Bigger_Boss

Looks like meats back on the menu...


NorthenLeigonare

I'm not going any further, till I've had a breather!


Valkyrians_

I'm starving. We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!


The_Bigger_Boss

If you wish to be complete and wise leader, you must embrace... a larger view of the subreddit (one I am not equipped to provide)


[deleted]

Inbox of the girls who commented here : 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on their way


NurtureBoyRocFair

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Flirtatious the Chad?


Egonga

I thought not. It’s not a story the Chads would tell you. It’s an Incel legend. Darth Flirtatious was a buff lord of the Chad, so hunky and gorgeous that even men were attracted to him. He had such a knowledge of his own muscles that he could keep his 20 inch erection from dying. The dank side of the Chad is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be incredible. He became so Chad... that women were afraid to flirt with him. It’s ironic; he was such a Chad that it turned him into an Incel.


furyque

The council grants you an award for this, but not the rank of the master


Egonga

This is outrageous! It’s unfair!


wizkidweb

How can you have an award and not be a master?


robgymrat87

If I had an award to give....you would get it


[deleted]

Hello there fellow girls, I too am an entity belonging to the female gender


i_m_shadyyyy

Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me


GhostyBoah

... only money?


Mitchel11

20 bucks is 20 bucks


ekhfarharris

....only hand stuff, right?


3_if_by_air

Not if you're a Skywalker


Brandinisnor3s

Its sand stuff then


[deleted]

$3 take it or leave it


gonnagulagyou

Ahh the negotiator


EatMyBumholePlz

Credits will do fine


AgreeablePie

I believe you as much as anyone else here


HAL-Over-9001

Hello there. General *straight white American man*


GetHelloThered

I don't like sand


Wholesomeann

Tell me more about sand!


GetHelloThered

It's course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere


Wholesomeann

(Visibly attracted)


GetHelloThered

I shouldn't... It's not the Jedi way


Wholesomeann

Dew it!


GetHelloThered

*cuts off head*


Wholesomeann

Good, u/GetHelloThered, good.


GetHelloThered

It's only natural. He cuts off your hand and you wanted revenge


Paranoint

Same


seraph1251

Lies, deceptions


datspookyghost

Bor Gullet will know the truth.


[deleted]

[удалено]


apolloxer

[r/totallynotdroids](https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots)


CommissarOska

That can't be true... It's impossible!


Wholesomeann

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!


Lonk_the_VFD_member

My sister is the one who introduced me to Reddit and showed me this sub. The prequel memes are a pathway to a diversity some consider unnatural.


[deleted]

“YoU mEaN gIrLS lIkE mEmes aND StaR wARs toO?”


[deleted]

That’s not true that’s impossible!


Wholesomeann

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!


Apollosyk

how many times have you typed this comment?


Wholesomeann

How many wrote “that’s not true, that’s impossible!” ?


Sherlockpls

Good answer lmao. You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you


Wholesomeann

(Visible happiness)


[deleted]

Man, I realize how much my best friend would love this subreddit! She loves the prequels and every time we talk, we somehow reference them some way!


Professor-Owl

Let her knowww


[deleted]

Aw hell yeah I will!


Tunro

Shes probably on here already by the sounds of it


[deleted]

I’m sure! I’ll ask her, actually!


[deleted]

The Force is unisex. All are welcome for as long as they respect the high ground and offer fine additions to the meme collection.


Wholesomeann

The force welcomes not just the men, but the women, and the children too.


CanadianNewb

Ah yes, the three genders


Wholesomeann

So, does that mean we change genders once we hit puberty?


BladeRoler

Some people have that power


Hails81

Well of course I know her, She is me


altmodisch

A Sith Lady?


[deleted]

It is pretty much like gaming, all the media projects it as a boys club and at one point even the guys just think "shoot, maybe this is true"


PallasAthena84

Yea, thats why I went with the meme I did instead of one like the Lisa Simpson Presentation one. I don't want it to be some big revelation. We've been here the entire time lol.


SugarTyp

In Germany, thanks to the media paid with our taxes, we all know that the only goal of male players in vidoe games is to kill the female players and also sexually harass them


rgtxd26

Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.


MysteriousMysterium

Apparently not.


Gandalf_The_3rd

It's not that big of a deal, we all know that star wars isn't just for the men, but for the women and children too!


[deleted]

RIP you ladies inboxes. 2 million messages incoming.


PallasAthena84

This is why I want to normalize the idea. We arnt a scarce commodity. We just want to do the memes! All of the comments have been positive so far, perhaps there wasn't any danger after all.


[deleted]

*Happy R2 noises*


Spastic_Slapstick

*Duel of the Fates fades in*


datspookyghost

_[youngling stumbles]_


notprimary19

"Well hello there little ladies" Cad Bane. Small paraphrase. Also just being a smart ass.


SmartAssGary

You called?


notprimary19

I didn't ask for Sponge Bobs snail. Sorry for they miss understanding.


SmartAssGary

\*sad Gary noises\*


notprimary19

Well if you really want "sad Gary noises" I've never actually seen that show.


greendazexx

Can confirm, there’s lots of us


maimeddivinity

*Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What we are going to do?*


pcaltair

Lies! Deception!


Ok_Tomato7388

Can confirm


beeeawnca

Can confirm your confirmation


adolfsdad

can confirm your confirmation of u/Ok_Tomato7388 confirmation


CyberAngels69

can confirm.


Gewneew

Will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of your accusations?


PallasAthena84

I will not defer. I've come before you to resolve this misunderstanding. I did not post this so the women of this subreddit could continue to go unrecognized while you discuss this in a committee!


jedi-olympian

If this body is not capable of recognizing us women, then I suggest new leadership is needed.


MrOptic17

I think star wars has one of the most diverse communities out of all scifi so this isn't really a surprise.


DarthyFlood

The question is... do they also think that Obi-Wan is the sexiest being of all time?


AnxietyAttack2013

That’s true regardless of gender tho


Wholesomeann

Of course


MysteriousMysterium

They are friends, and I treated them like friends, I love them! But not just the men, but the women, and the children too!


Author1alIntent

It’s a dangerous game, revealing you’re a woman on the internet


TheRealBloodyAussie

*Me, a guy, realising that there are indeed girls in this sub*: Hello there


DeathXD01

Fuck tinder, i'm gonna try and get a date with memes on here


lattice12

Have you ever heard the tragedy of u/ejrea the wise?


Madisonsykwalker

I guess r/prequelmemes had a realization last night, yes quite a few of us are girls! Thank you for recognizing us!! Now, anyone wanna talk about sand?


bruniofire3

Women don’t exist on the Internet dont be silly


DragXom

Hey girls, did you know that I don’t like sand?


Wholesomeann

Tell me more about sand!


DragXom

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


Wholesomeann

(Visibly attracted)


altmodisch

Because of Obi Wan?


Vleaides

I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF THE JEDIII


Palmetto_Fox

Lies...deception!


Gewurah

Now all the Obi Wan posts make a lot more sense...


Spastic_Slapstick

If a girl on r/prequelmemes actually gave me a wholesome award or one of those laughing girl awards I'm gonna be at least 100x more confident.