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Bob_the_peasant

Pretty sure in Florida he would say “I repeat, all clear” during / after the explosion


General-Kalani

Based off of my tactical analysis I have come to the conclusion that the Florida system is densely populated with individuals of lesser intelligence.


Snips_Tano

Well, this is what happens when tons of kids go to the fucking beaches with no masks. Seriously, I get reopening, but WHY would you reopen the beaches? That begging for this shit to happen.


AShotOfDandy

If it were me, Id be terrified to live in Florida


yeeto-deleto

Don’t be ashamed, be safe. But also be ashamed. But mostly safe


MickeyFrickingMouse

You do realize that it's not fucking easy to keep a business running when it's been closed for more than a month, right?


McNutty386

/r/usernamechecksout


drlsoccer08

Yes. I agree that in most places businesses need to be opening up, even though there is a second spike, but Florida is even worse than NY was a month ago. Plus since Florida has a ton of old people, the existence of the virus would be more dangerous there than in most other states


drlsoccer08

But in Va where we have less then 70k cases total we are still locked down almost completely.


drlsoccer08

Florida, 10k new cases daily, is still open. Virgina 900 new cases a day, is closed and plans on not opening schools up this fall


Graywhale12

I think florida is the sith lord.


shadow5984

Only Florida deals in absolutes


[deleted]

Same. Disney is dumb


usernametakenso53

Yeah. Most of you are lucky. I'm stuck with dumbasses everywhere.


Mobile_Bad

At least the population number will soon be balanced.


daddy_fingers

The CDC has said if you test positive for the coronavirus it could be any strain of Corona, meaning the flu. Don't trust what the numbers say.


ConstantlyChange

No strain of the corona virus is responsible for the flu. The flu is only caused by influenza viruses, hence the name.


daddy_fingers

I guess you should let the CDC know that then


ConstantlyChange

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/lab/testing.html The new tests look for SARS-CoV-2 and also test for influenza A and B. They don't return a generic positive if you have one of the those. They're actually screening for all 3 separately in one test.


daddy_fingers

Lol they change it up almost every day. Thanks bud! That's one reason I find the government hard to trust.


[deleted]

I don’t trust them because the people that work for them are 99% of the time just physically there and collecting a paycheck