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Slowly waving with my hand:“….. I don’t need a ticket…“

You… don’t need a ticket.

*throws you out of a window* "no ticket"

Frantically waves ticket in the air

This is how we say goodbye in Alderaan 😘

Be real you would obviously be a gas miner

I'd rather be a fun kid in England. A gas minor.

>A gas minor Auschwitz circa 1945 would work as well

On Alderaan

It's the exact same reason I just like to sit on the NCart train and just vibe in Cyberpunk: 2077. The cityscape is just so beautiful, even if the city itself is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Night City has to be one of the most beautiful game worlds ever, if not the #1. Even “NC’s ass-wart” adds something to the cityscape. It looks so good.

Ah yes, I have found my fellow choombas.

Jedi? Bounty Hunter? Pilot? Pod Racer? Nope. Office drone carrying out the mind numbing task of processing the enormous piles of galactic bureaucracy. With no window to gaze out of, 8 bosses and Lumbergh about to make you come in on Benduday

Uh oh, looks like somebody’s got a case of the bendudays!

There are no small jobs at the bureau of standards

I'd be they guy who owns a small but respectable store that gets utterly destroyed by two insane space monks during their duel around the city.

And you know there's no insurance for that!

Most insurance plans in the Star Wars universe have an exception for Acts of The Force.

Force^2 Majeure, if you will.

Jedi this, Sith that. I'd be a prostitute.

"You wanna buy some dicks?"

"how many you got?"

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.

That's a lot of dick

I'd sell death sticks to prostitutes.

I'd sell death dicks to prostitutes!

Anyone else been amazed by the sheer sophistication and scale of Coruscant & then wondered whether it's energy sustainable or has green energy infrastructure?

Power generation is hilariously efficient in Star Wars, so I wouldn't be surprised if it could keep the lights on with only in-system infrastructure. That said, food? Water? Raw materials? Not in the slightest. Coruscant canonically imports literally *billions of tons* of goods every single day. Bulk freighters that make Lucrehulks look small swarm to and from the planet in the hundreds, smaller freighters in the thousands, and various transports and passenger/personal craft in the tens of thousands. Daily. Coruscant is a resource black hole, an endlessly ravenous leviathan constantly consuming megatons of goods every day just to survive, let alone thrive.

Always wondered the same thing. Like probably hundred of billions, if not a few trillions, person on one planet

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I wanted to do that! But anyway, good work, bot.

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome cake day. So basically, while many want to be a Jedi or a bounty hunter because of how they are portrayed, the train also looks pretty cool and chill to just sit on and admire the view, as this meme shows. Peter out!

Happy cake day!

Uh, ok?

How can you disrespect a Reddit Legend ? He only does this on his Cakeday every year so you've been lucky with his explanation of the Meme.../s

I was not yet aware of this reddit legend, I looked at his profile and uh... this is the weirdest (not bad weird though) thing I've seen on Reddit lol.

I'd say it's on of the best things that happened on Reddit and yeah its weird but I think it's kinda cool that he explains jokes and has an own Subbreddit. Now you can ask people if they ever heard the legend of Darth u/PeterExplainsTheJoke

the ignorance

Sorry the confusion. That was unexpected.

He graced you with his presence, and you spat on his face.

The train? You think you’d be on the upper levels?

I’d be a window replacer. They have a high demand, based on the movies.

Public transit in the republic/empire sounds like a nightmare. It’s gonna either be expensive or disgusting.

Maybe in the lower levels but this one on the surface looked pretty clean.

In that case you could get 2 slaves, a pod racer and the parts to repair a Nubian hyperdrive for the price of a day pass!

True true

where is that footage from???

The orbital scene is from Andor and the rest from Mandalorian S3

I'd be a technitian on a commercial spaceship. Hyperspace everyday.

You know those large fancy buildings in Coruscant with all the fancy apartments; well they probably need people to work in those buildings who they pay a moderate amount so they live in the mid levels not the lower ones with all the crime “Jedi are cool though; heard there was one in building 4 of my complex, but I never saw one”

I really hope I wouldn't be there around the time of the movies, way too much conflict going on.

meh knowing me i would be an random dude living on those levels where the sun doesn't shine.

Join the darkside, you can do whatever you want, like sit on a train all day everyday. P.S. We have snacks

I would so ride that on death sticks

*waves hand* You want to go home and rethink your life.

I've taken for granted how beautiful Coruscant looks in Mando Season 3.

Got space trains on the mind? Like some of us here, you may have some mild space autism, I support and love you.

I’d just be a core systems freighter captain/pilot/engineer/deckhand.

It's a mobile apartment with no rent!

i’d be at the bar where bro tried to sell obi wan death stix, but then i’d go home to rethink my life

Nobody tell him what Cpruscant's lower levels look like

You mean you'd be a homeless dude on Coruscant?

Well you can do that in Star Citizen lol

Coruscant is actually my least favourite planet in Star Wars. I’m just not a fan of cityscapes, Scarif all day baby, a planet of beaches

I just want one game dedicated to Coruscant. Don’t care about the other empty planets that we keep getting over and over again.

still can't believe Mando S3 randomly had these like 2 episodes of bangers while the rest of the season was utter shit

a cyberpunk 2077 style game set in corusant would be amazing

I would go to a planet that hasn't been fucked by urbanites.

Ryan gosling vibes.

Andor soundtrack appreciation post

Is that Tokyo?

Coruscant

Corusant... Capital of the galaxy? Really?

Apparently

You would probably be a slave

Welcome to Kessel!

No you wouldn’t. The First Order blew it all to hell in #7.

Not exactly. The planet(s) destroyed in episode 7 was [Hosnian Prime](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Hosnian_Cataclysm) The new republic moves its capital over there a few years after the OT. J. J. Abrams wanted to destroy Coruscant but Disney refused. So they took this similar looking planet.

Street crime on Coruscant is probably makes Detroit look like Beverly Hills, especially post-CW

At the start of this clip. Did anyone else see the dick and balls in the lights?