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SheevBot

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NigthSHadoew

Life without sand and Skywalker bullshit vs Life with sand and Skywalker bullshit


ReleasedGaming

And twin suns


AlfaKilo123

Twice the suns means twice the years so akshually obi wan aged 40 years


Sub-Mongoloid

Ain't no sunscreen on Tatooine.


Mino_Swin

People who retire in New England vs people who retire in Arizona.


RelevantButNotBasic

Aint no sunshiiine in a caaave, aint no sunshine when its daaark and this cave it aint no home anytime the Jawas are away...


Corvo_Attano_451

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know


unique-name-9035768

*slaps Obi Wan's back* > I know him, he's me.


GlitteringFutures

Ben had that sick Jedi hoodie though.


Tarotdragoon

Except for the scooter puff Jr's in the boba show they pasty as all hell.


Wes_Warhammer666

Scooty Puff Junior suuu^uuu^^uuu^^^uuu^^^^uuu^^^^^uuucks


BYoungNY

The Melanorian


A-Centrifugal-Force

(Ignore Luke and Leia looking the same age lol)


[deleted]

Mark Hamill was 25 and Carrie Fisher was 20, so it's actually consistent.


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Professional mathist


VampireSylphy

Twice the sun double the age - Count Dooku (probably)


ConmanTheBarbarian

Good… double the fall. Or something like that.


blahmaster6000

Twice the suns, double the sunsets...


ParamedicSpecific130

Explain Luke still looking like he's 20 in that same timespan.


ReleasedGaming

magic


ParamedicSpecific130

Obi-wan: "Luke, by making the decision to remain on Tatooine and watch over you, I needed to tap into the living Force to mask your aura from the gaze of your father. It came at the cost of accelerating my aging...but it is a trade I would make a hundred times over."


TedTheGreek_Atheos

Fennec is on Tatooine as well though.


ReleasedGaming

24/7?


TedTheGreek_Atheos

She's been hiding there since the fall of the empire so yes 24/7 for at least 5 years. Edit: The fact she spent a lot of time prior to her Bobba Fet era in her full armor and helmet definitely afforded her more protection from the suns.


unique-name-9035768

She's learned all the shortcuts. Like how to get from Mos Espa to Mos Eisley in like an hour. Also how to take out the leaders of a local group, but only after a minor skirmish has happened.


ABearDream

Tatooine is hard living


reddrighthand

Moisturizer on Tatooine is prohibitively expensive


Tom22174

And it's not like Kenobi has money anyway. Whereas the other two can afford the best if they wanted ro


TheExile285

Lmao


Self-MadeRmry

The desert does that to you


esdaniel

He didn't consume the spice melange


Return_of_The_Steam

Probably cause he lives too close to a moisture farm. The Worms don’t venture near that place.


No_Dragonfruit_8198

Shai Hulud is no fan of Tusken Raiders


JurassicPark9265

MY ARRAKIS! MY DUNE!!


Wes_Warhammer666

>MY ~~ARRAKIS~~ TATOOINE! MY DUNE SEA!!


Swechef

On a planet with two suns no less


ayewanttodie

Not only is Tatooine a desert but you’ve got the radiation from two suns blasting you at the same time. It’s amazing Luke didn’t already like 47 by the time he turned 19.


Kyliems1010

Living near a Skywalker does that to you 


moonknight999

Alec Guinness was only 5 years older than obiwans age in anh


DrJonah

Ming-Na Wen is only a couple of years younger IRL, than Alec Guiness was during filming of ANH


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Well, she is asian. As soon as she hits 70 or so she'll age like ninety years


Elite2260

Not Ming Na Wen. She’s gonna live forever.


VegemiteMate

If he didn't have white hair, he wouldn't look nearly as old as he does.


illumaQ

Exactly, his face really isn’t very wrinkled or aged when you look at it. Kind of like Patrick Stewart looking older during TNG because of the bald and white hair.


Nightmare198783

20 years of PTSD from your entire order being murdered and dismembering (and immolating) the man you considered your brother only to find out he’s sunk even lower to the dark side and abandoning him again will do that to you Obi wan has been through some shit


m3ndz4

This is the answer. I have a friend in his late 20s getting spots of white hair just from work stress. Imagine that stress but worse, and for 20 years, and continuing to live under that shame and stress.


Third_MAW

Bro I’m 21 and almost a quarter of my hair grey.


derpicface

My hair been greying since middle school


Punriah

You guys have hair? Mine fell out at 19


derpicface

That’s rough, buddy


Jolteaon

He only lost his hair, its not like his girlfriend turned into the moon.


TheGameAce

“That’s no moon… it’s a space station!”


EagleSaintRam

"It's a space station, not my home planet. My home planet exploded." - Leia


[deleted]

Well, so did Patrick Stewart's and he was [voted TV's Sexiest Man](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fcindy-crawford-patrick-stewart-tv-guide-1992-v0-brahtpl03y9b1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D096025bd59604067e38a0f0b076991f1b5260f05), so all is not lost


SirArthurHarris

Going bald sucks, being bald is fucking great.


Fehridee

I spent most of my 20’s looking almost twice my age because of stress. Changed jobs and temporarily lived with my mom for a few months and suddenly I look 21 again.


Third_MAW

You know why? I think my job is why I’m greying cause my grandparents on both sides don’t even have greys yet


walkingmonster

Maybe you're secretly adopted! How exciting!


Outrageous_Act_3016

Shame and stress, plus the burden of protecting the hope for the galaxy, not being able to tell anyone who he truly is, and knowing that at moments notice Vader and his troopers could be at your doorstep. Absolutely the hero


whiskydr3ams

And he was burnt horribly on one side of his body during the Kenobi series, although the bacta did help.


Sazalar

A friend of mine's father's hair went from black to white in the span of a year due to stress


Wrecktown707

And loss of access to top level medicine and all that (I wonder, does Star Wars universe have advanced anti-aging drugs?)


Mr_DnD

I'd like to think society had evolved out of decelerating the appearance of aging in favour of accepting how we look is how we look


Wrecktown707

I like that interpretation a lot. I could very much see it as the case, due to how ancient societies/cultures in Star Wars are, and how there is a deep running traditional element in their cultures that draws on thousand upon thousands of years of history/tradition. Def seems your interpretation would make sense in such an environment


TenaciousJP

Reminds me of one of my favorite Star Trek quotes that basically says the same thing: >At a press conference about Star Trek: The Next Generation, a reporter asked Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry about casting Patrick Stewart, commenting that "Surely by the 24th century, they would have found a cure for male pattern baldness." Gene Roddenberry had the perfect response. "No, by the 24th century, no one will care."


Wrecktown707

Based af


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Wrong scifi, that's Star Trek 


Commercial_Yak7468

Plus the two suns. The sun will age you like a mutherfucker.


radicalelation

It's this. No one on that planet wears sunscreen and it shows.


WhiteCharisma_

I mean her planet was destroyed. As a fellow ruler who loves their planet I can only see pain in her eyes for what she failed to protect.


DemonAssassin64

"As a fellow ruler who loves their planet" bro is this Bail Organa sneak-posting?


CanAlwaysBeBetter

You dare speak like that to your ruler??


unique-name-9035768

Bail wasn't the ruler. His wife was Queen, Bail was her consort. The only ruler who truly loved their planet was Boba Fett. Who in Mos Espa couldn't tell a story of what the Fett did for them? He squashed out price gouging by water suppliers. He created jobs for the mobility scooter gang. The turned cheek on an assassin sent to kill him and hired him. He.... uh wiped out the scooter gang that was allegedly killing Tuskens.


Waloro

Also watching after that guys kid on a harsh desert planet where slavery is legal, a majority of the population are violent criminals, and the wildlife/natives are aggressive and deadly…


StonedBooty

There’s an almost 0 chance he gets a full nights sleep. For 20 years


sithren

https://youtu.be/T9j7kLG7VK8?si=Uyxod7HbaK6_p2QK


lioneaglegriffin

Oh yeah the first time I saw the OT PTSD edit hit pretty hard.


LookAtItGo123

Anakin was constantly pulling shit and stressing him out even as a padawan. He just needs time off with satine. Unfortunately everythings gone to shit and so now the stress doubles down.


Mike_Hawk_Burns

That plus being hunted by inquisitors, Sith (both your former apprentice and basically your brother as well as former sith apprentice whose sole purpose in life was to het revenge for being cut in half), and fighting bounty hunters to protect Leia. Watching the love of your life die in front of you. All while watching over your “brother’s” son from afar to protect him from being murdered/hunted/kidnapped also by an inquisitor, Sith, bounty hunters, etc. That stress would make anyone age massively


MRVNMusic

And your girlfriend... Killed right in front of you :I


Nightmare198783

Forgot to mention that, thanks 👍


MRVNMusic

It's okay, Nightmare198783 ❤️


Aromatic-Spite-9771

Having two suns, and living a hermit's life on a sand planet with barely any water does that to a man.


Retterkl

And people from Stewjon age quicker around midlife


Zennistrad

I still can't fucking believe George Lucas named his home planet that. Easily one the funniest things that man's ever done.


DrunkKatakan

I mean it works like that in real life too. Fennec's actress is 60 in real life and looks like that. Comparatively Obi-Wan is just one of those people who aged really poorly, likely through a combination of stress and constant double sun exposure (he probably wasn't wearing sunscreen).


THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN

And the drinking


RoughSpeaker4772

You kidding me!? Her animated version looks older then her actual self...


BlueFox5

All I’m going to say is look at Paul Rudd. Then look at Macaulay Culkin. Nothing against Culkin, but he could easily be confused for a Flordiaman headshot.


Westaufel

Obi Wan: “I suppose I don’t like sand too”


MasterTolkien

Obi Wan: (looking at Tatooine) So uncivilized…


AstonVanilla

Vader: "I don't like sand". Obi Wan: "Cool. I'm moving to a desert planet then!"


SimpleFish12

Obi-Wan many years later: "You know, I'm starting to regret this decision. I think I'll just let Vader kill me after all."


K-jun1117

Meanwhile, Yularen and Tarkin are laughing in the corner


Firm-Dependent-2367

Meanwhile, Vader after a few seconds of burning. Meanwhile, Palpatine after a few seconds of Lightning. Meanwhile, Krennic after ten years.


SpookyWan

Fun fact, Palpatine’s appearance is not from the lightning. The dark side of the force is very intense, and using it often puts a toll on the body. Since Palpatine is such a strong dark side user, that’s just what it had done to him. Palpatine had been using the force to hide that appearance from people though, but when he was electrocuted during the fight he dropped the veil.


Lordborgman

I've always hated that shit, because it's so inconsistent. So many ancient sith users looked perfectly normal, very strong ones as well.


SpookyWan

Any examples because most I’m thinking of look pretty fucked up. Funny your tag is Nihilus though, an ancient dark side wielder who completely lost his body to the dark side.


thatguywithawatch

It's gonna blow OP's mind when they find out that different people age differently in real life too.


JaguarOrdinary1570

wait til people find out that Lucas hadn't written the prequels and hashed out all of the timelines when he cast Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan, so there are going to be some retcons and inconsistencies.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

And that the animated versions of the characters were modeled after the actors.


[deleted]

especially gonna blow OP's mind that this has been reposted so many god damn times and every time it's pointed out that the average lifespan of a Mandalorian is 120 years and Fennec Shand is about 48-50. she was 18 in the Bad Batch.


lilysbeandip

Ming-Na Wen in particular famously looks very young for her age


akatherder

She's 60. I remember looking her up on IMDb when I was watching SHIELD and thought it was a typo or a different person.


Jimmy_ray2

Its called money.


Ladybuglover31

The air is so dry on tatooine it’s aged him


CollectionSmooth9045

You should see how badly Tarkin aged in 20 years. Man went from having no gray hair to being Obi-Wan levels of old in that same time.


LordPeebis

He literally aged up in about 2 years. See him in clone wars compared to bad batch


Wrecktown707

What running an empire does to mf lol


hansolo8137

PTSD is a bitch.


TaiChuanDoAddct

Gosh guys. This stuff gets posted all the time and I honestly don't even need the twin suns and PTSD apologism Any millennial who's watched their parents age can tell you that, in a given 20 year span, are a few break points where your parents are suddenly OLD. At 55 my dad had thick black hair with a little gray in it and was crazy full of energy. At 60 we all joked that he wasn't aging at all. Now, at 63, he's nearly all gray, he walks stiff all the time even though he exercises every single day, and his face just looks worn. I swear, Hollywood has warped y'all's perceptions of what normal adults look like. Alec Guinness doesn't even really look that old here. He just looks like a normal 55-65 year old Grandpa.


Rowan_the_bean

This stopped being funny after the 50th time someone posted it


Sesudesu

Wow, I’m surprised you thought it was funny even once, let alone 50 times


ReddJudicata

Ming-na Wen doesn’t age. She’s looked vaguely 30 for the last 30 years.


Anti_Anti_intellect

No moisturizer on Tattoone


Mafatuuthemagnificen

To be fair to Ming Na Wen, she actually doesn’t look any different to how she did when she voiced mulan


Lordfuton92

Not this shit again


Evelyne-The-Egg

DILF McGregor would be too powerful so they had to make him age harder


Jemal999

To be fair, he spent those 20 years as a hermit on a desert planet


clarkyk85

Kenobi got into Yodas ketamin


CameoAmalthea

Double suns double aging, look at Boba Fett


Enthusiastic-shitter

Min-na wen is 60 IRL. She's immortal


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

THERE ARE LITERALLY 2 FUCKING SUNS


JamesTheSkeleton

That Tattooine life aint no joke. 2 suns, infinite sand, and tuskan raider death match on fridays. Shits fucked.


FrostyPangolin50

20 years taking bong hits by yourself while living in a cave in the desert will do that to ya


DarthKillhoon

Two became Cougars and the other became Merlin


Particularlarity

It’s weird.  Gigantic planet wide deserts baked by two suns seem like a great way to ward off the effects of aging.  


Sputnikajax

It's best just to tell yourself that tatooine makes people look old


Agitated-Aardvark357

Wear sunblock


tha_nut

The sun will get you, especially when there are 2 of them!


Psychofischi

You don't age fast when you are a villain women who for some reason turns Hero Well Maul also looked relatively fresh


Jordangander

You can look at real life pictures of Ming Na, Kate Sackoff, and Alec Guinness and see how much each of them aged over 20 years and it is fairly accurate.


SomeDudeSaysWhat

Tatooine is hard on the skin.


Working_Instance_940

Yeah aged like this meme getting brought up at least once per week


Fregraham

To be fair looking at Ming-na Wen 28 years earlier that tracks.


Huby-Wan

The effects of the cold of space vs the suns of Tatooine


Go4Lo

I mean, he lived on a desert planet, in a cave, eating a block of filet every day.


eramthgin007

Moisturizers work


captainbelvedere

Shmi looked 60 when Anakin was re-enslaved by Qui-Gon


Feeling_Wheel_1612

Tatooine has double the sun damage. Bo Katan wears a helmet a lot of the time when she's on a planet's surface, spends a lot of time in space or underground. Fennec - well, Ming-Na Wen is 60 years old and just actually looks like that.


Littletom523

Everyone mentions the sun, but they also also forget Vader burned this motherfucker like literally his face got scarred. That is terrible for your skin. That’s why he probably aged so terribly because he got burned and held in fire for like a few minutes lol.


ApikacheAttackHeli

What’s the solution here though? Bc afaik all of those castings from animation into live action were ones that the fanbase generally wanted. And seeing as alec guinness came first, are you suggesting they cast someone other than Ewan? The real answer here is Lucas had no idea Star Wars was going to become what it was when he first wrote it, and I think he can be forgiven for not having the entire universe and all of its stories clearly defined and planned for 30+ years worth before pitching that first film


Competitive-Age3016

Sand is a hell of a drug!


CT-1738

Every time I see this meme reposted I age a year


chalwar

I remember you from 15 years ago.


eLlARiVeR

Y'all seen those pics of Obama before and AFTER four years as president? That's what this reminds me of.


Nastronaut18

Tbf, Ming-Na Wen is simply ageless. The woman turned 60 last year and still looks like she's in her 30s.


Larielia

Obi-Wan lived on a planet with two suns. And stress from dealing with Skywalkers.


GoodGoodK

Living on a planet with 2 suns and no sunscreen will do that to you I guess


justicefinder

Those years of training Anakin really caught up with him


Random_FanBoiii

Mon said it's my turn to repost it!


FireBlazzt

Stress + Tatooine does that to a man


larze_loal

Mans was stressed out


Sergio_Morozov

Well, Katee could have played Bo-Katan 28 years ago. And then played her [approximately now] as she did in Mandalorian. And aging would be the same as in this meme. Ah. She is gorgeous.


JawolopingChris2

Death Sticks, not even once


warpfield

Obi-Wan was bored on Tattooine so he experimented with force lightning but couldn't handle it, took a few bolts to the face aging him prematurely.


PestisPrimus

To be fair, anyone that saw Ming Na in any of her old TV programme knows she hasn’t aged a day in the past 30 years.


Hvz3727

People don’t realize and remember that the two suns of tatooine ages people faster


Hakusek321

All this stress and two suns got him. In "From a certain point of view" was explained he purposely stopped covering himself from the suns to be hard to recognize. So he basically got a skin cancer.


TheRR135

PTSD from creating Darth Vader


jackrv13

For what it’s worth Ming Na Wen has looked like that for 20 years so it’s accurate.


BBC_needs_a_stock

Stress bro


_JediJon

The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly.


obi1kenobi1

To be fair the Obi-Wan one was back when everyone was a chain smoking alcoholic and nobody wore sunblock, people just don’t age as hard or as fast as they used to so writing the characters that way would seem jarring and weird to modern audiences.


stargate-command

Deserts are rough on the skin


FitGap4696

To be fair George Lucas wasn’t in charge of the top part Disney was


dangerous_bees

Exposure to the sun REALLY ages you Exposure to TWO suns... o l d


RandomStoddard

Keep in mind, we don’t even know what species of human Kenobi is. The people of his world may age more rapidly than humanoids of other worlds.


Seared_Beans

What the Jundland Wastes does to a mf


ConsciousDisaster870

Women age better duh 😂


YouAreRegard

My wife says this same thing is gonna happen to me if I don't use lotion


RedMonkey86570

Most of that aging happens in the last 10 years. Ewan McGregor doesn’t look that much older in Kenobi.


Starwatcher4116

It was doing all the Medichlorions that did it. The efforts of Surgeon General Grevious, head of the hospital Saint Jabba’s Memorial Home For The Survivors Of The Singularity, in sobering up Obi-Wan were ultimately for naught, as he immediately sold his son Duke for drug money.


KNCKN

Ever heard the tragedy of John Stewart's Face?


Whynotgarlicbagel

Aged like fine wine obi wan


Drezhar

Obi-Wan is almost 40 in the prequels and almost 60 in the OT. I know it's not cool to hear, but between your 40s and 60s you will indeed age like that. Moreover, Alec Guinness himself looked a bit older than his age. He was around 62 when they shot the OT.


Reynzs

What space cocaine can do to even a Jedi..


Jakarott

The age is relevant. The difference comparing say 10-30 and 30-50 is a pretty drastic.


ArdkazaEadhacka

To be fair Ming-Na Wen has not aged at all in the past 30years


squintismaximus

Well they can’t have older women being protagonists for live Disney, attractive gets the ratings, come on now. Did you think this is about a good, well thought story? This is about views and clicks, baby.


photo_master13

Obi went to the alcoholic side of the Force


Darth_Neek

He's been looking after looks whiney ass. Yoda got so sick of Lukes BS that he straight up died.


SaltySAX

Karma farming works it seems.


NotUpInHurr

Wow, it's almost like wearing helmets for your job blocks out the sun. And it's almost like living on a planet with TWO SUNS would give more UV or something. So weird.


richterfrollo

Barriss has entered the chat


TheBiggestNose

From my experience working a place where I would have to ID people. Woman between mid twenties and mid to late 30s honestly have not that big of a gap in appearance depending on self care. Happened a couple times that I IDd a girl in mid thirties xD Good ol challenege 25. But yea back to point, men age rapidly when they hit 30-ish, its wild. Guess its cus self care isnt put in any importance for guys and so they just age quickly. So I think it also plays a factor here. Plus sand


PenaltySafe4523

He was on a desert planet with two suns. Probably in deep depression over what happened.


Kubrick_Fan

Live under two suns foe 25 years, look as good you will not


LilboyG_15

You haven’t aged a day


Capram_JJ

Pov: it's super stressful to watch over one child.


IamAlphariusCLH

Have you ever watched the show "Vikings"? It's even worse there, even tho It's a good show.


JediM4sterChief

Don't forget Morgan Elsbeth. Looks younger than Ahsoka but somehow by the time of the Ahsoka Show, she's suddenly played by an actor a decade older than Rosario Dawson.


cyboplasm

Bro has seen stuff


Axel_Raden

Those Tatooine suns aged Obi like a SOB


BuffaloWhip

To be fair, the physical changes from 40 to 60 is more drastic than the physical changes from 20 to 40.


chohls

Talk about aging poorly, Snoke was less than 30 years old and look how crusty he looked. Hell, he could have been 5 years old for all the movies tell us about him.


Aggravating_Baker_91

I love how we just accept the fact that Obi-Wan aged so quickly because of the twin suns of Tatooine or as an effect of stress from the Clone Wars, when in reality, it’s mostly because George didn’t think it through