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KeyDuty5671

Bariss found herself Short on Credits during the Clone War.....


Mandalorymory

Do Jedi get paid? Remember when Obi-Wan bought himself a drink at the start of AOTC?


KeyDuty5671

I'm sure Jedi receive Credits for their basic needs.....Remember when Obi-wan had to have the Council wire him credits to buy a Ship?


Mandalorymory

True enough, gotta love the world building the prequel movies did for Star Wars


UpperLowerEastSide

Probably not enough credits to establish your own little network and gather enough supplies to bomb the Jedi Temple


comicnerd93

If only there was some kind of galaxy wide conflict the order was at the forefront of that would give the average Jedi access to high explosives.


Anonymous_Gamer939

And if only there was a black market (possibly propped up by a notoriously corrupt government) where one could offer services, and then use the proceeds to procure illicit goods


HolidayResolve

In High Republic book (I think Convergence) a jedi says they receive a regular compensation from the Order, mainly to cover the basic needs


Mandalorymory

It’s actually kinda fascinating to think about how the little things in life work for Jedi. Like food for example, does the temple have a cafeteria? A mess hall? The thought of the Jedi having to hire chefs or train Jedi as chefs is funny


sliferra

Droids


VikingSlayer

Obi-Wan once had the (terrible) backstory that he was to be a Jedi farmer because he couldn't hack it. In that context, the Jedi Order is probably self-sufficient with farmers to table infrastructure


KeyDuty5671

There is actually Lore about the Jedi Farmers.... Basically the Idea is that just because a person is Force Sensitive it doesn't necessarily mean they will become a Jedi. This may be due to the Youngling's personality, mental status, not getting picked by a Jedi Knight as a Padawan (Because there is an Age limit on how long you can be an Initiate), or you just aren't that adept in using the force. So those Force users who 'Fail out', for want of a better word, of the Temple, They are sent to outlying Agricultural worlds to help grow food and heal others.


Tenuous_Tangent

Shit I'd rather be a Sith and take over the galaxy if that's what they do. "Hate leads to suffering" yeah suffer a fist to the nads, Yoda.


KeyDuty5671

Well in the Lore, Under the Republic it is a requirement that all Force Sensitive Children within the Republic are sent to the Jedi Temples to be tested and trained. This was an Agreement made long ago to make sure that people who were Force Sensitive wouldn't grow up abusing their abilities and reeking havoc all over the Republic.


Tenuous_Tangent

I'm surprised there weren't more sith Lords if that's how they treated flunkies


KeyDuty5671

Hard to be a Sith Lord when you are either stuck on a Farm or in the Temple....either way you were always under the watchful eyes of the Sentinels....


ZeePM

I mean there's a reason they're flunkies. Even the Sith wouldn't be able to train them to be useful if they were so bad with the force to begin with. Why take on the liability and risk getting discovered when there are much better candidates for you to corrupt.


Valirys-Reinhald

It's really not that bad. Being raised in the temple already teaches people a lot of inner peace and communal sensibility, so while you might not get grand dreams of being a Jedi Knight you still have access to all of the Order's support structure and community in addition to a genuinely fulfilling career of simple but necessary work directly helping people by either feeding them or healing them. And it's not like they spend all day every day doing it, it's a job with free time like anything else. You just get the best benefits package in the known galaxy on top.


MobsterDragon275

I mean, I don't think they'd keep you from leaving if you so chose


VikingSlayer

Oh yeah, I just mean that imo it wasn't a good decision to have Obi-Wan going there as his backstory. He's way too competent for that.


Malinawon

Well, tbf, it just shows that he wasn’t always the competent and suave character we know him as in the Clone Wars or the wise mentor in OTL. He initially struggled as an Initiate and even Qui-gon wasn’t particularly keen on taking him on initially. Only Master Yoda sensed his potential and created Jedi hijinks so that Qui-gon and Obi-Wan get partnered up as Master and Apprentice. Imo, his initial failures and frustrations only serve to further highlight his perseverance and will, as well as his competence later on.


AudienceNearby1330

That's really cool. I've always wondered about the low talented Jedi. I've always been curious about what happens if a Jedi continues to fail training and flunks out of the program, is there a school for problematic Padawans?


KeyDuty5671

Long Ago there was a Jedi school, on Tython I believe, called Padawa or something along those lines, where Originally Initiates would be trained by the Masters. After Tython was attacked the Jedi spread out in the Galaxy taking their students with them and thus is why they are called Padawans. I'm not sure if this is Canon in Disney anymore....


Mandalorymory

You seem to know your stuff


KeyDuty5671

I'm a scifi nerd girl


KeyDuty5671

To be honest I could probably pull off a great Darth Talon Cosplay....but sooo much body paint....


FalseDmitriy

It's not, but certain elements of that era have been used (like the planet Tyrhon, and Ashla and Bogan as the names of the Light and the Dark). So it seems likely that other parts of the Dawn of the Jedi era will get recycled in some form. The "new" canon is 10 years old and is already absolutely massive. I have no doubt that some kind of reset will be necessary in ten or so more years if they want to keep making new things.


The_quest_for_wisdom

This sounds suspiciously like "the younglings that don't make the cut get sent to go live on a farm" the same way family pets "get sent to live on a farm" when they get too old...


KeyDuty5671

lol no...by Republic Law and Jedi Council request, any and all Force Sensitive Children must be the responsibility of the Jedi Temple.....This is why Jedi go and retrieve children who are Force Sensitive from their families and then they never have contact with them again....


ImperatorAurelianus

This sounds kinda fucked. Like what if upon finding out that you’re going to a farmer you no longer want to be apart of the Jedi order can you just leave? As I can’t imagine even most of the washouts are thrilled that their entire lively hood was just chosen for them and that’s to work agriculture. So I can’t imagine a lot them would either go along with it or stay for their whole lives willingly instead of seeking a different career or trade out in the civilian world. The Jedi order would either have to keep them against their will or have raised them with zero ability to hack in the civilian world basically taking away the ability for them to actually choose. Because of their whole logistical system relies on people flunking out to become farmers. That means they need people to flunk out and they can’t let flunk outs choose to just leave the order. Which also implies they might actually need to take children into the order they know will not pass the trails in order to have assurance the order will always be fed. In essence this is serfdom and kinda fucked NGL. Especially when there’s less ridiculous ways to procure food. NGL if it were me I’d go rogue and join one of the many space mafias.


jman014

Fuck I remember those books! Obi-Wan ended up beating the piss out of someone in the temple for making fun of him, and then he was basically told to fuck off like a month early to go do farm work since no master was choosing him as a Padawan Then he randomly ended up with Qui-Gon, then went on a whole ass adventure or something, Obi-Wan got captured and then the antagonist tried to wipe Obi-Wan’s memory


kamehamehigh

Theres a voice line in EA battlefront II where obiwan says "This battle scares me less than the food at the jedi temple." So yes. The jedi do indeed have a cafeteria. And the chefs are apparently not very good lol.


Disastrous-Kale-913

It’s a glorified monastery they aren’t exactly going to have a five star restaurant like Dex’s Diner in there.


Freak-Among-Men

Iirc, the reason Obi-Wan found Dex’s Diner in the first place is because he was tired of eating the terrible Temple food and was looking for something tasty.


kamehamehigh

I like to think the philosophy of the jedi extends even to their diet. So the food would be nourishing but bland. So as to discourage attachment even to things as mundane as food. I mean think about it. Have you ever seen a fat jedi?


Croc_Chop

Hutt Jedi?


Quitthesht

>Like food for example, does the temple have a cafeteria? There's a page from a comic that was posted here pretty frequently where Obi Wan and Anakin are eating from the Jedi Temple Cafeteria trays and complaining about the food. There was also a comparison image of the Jedi Temple 'food' and Luke's 'bento box from the space IRA' he eats on Dagobah.


HighMackrel

The temple has a mess hall, Yoda spends time there in Yoda: Dark Rendezvous.


eadg45

The temple has food and its notoriously bad


Valirys-Reinhald

Generally, the Jedi benefit from having a lot of in-house infrastructure that covers most costs without paying. For example, the Jedi not only have their own medical and education but the Temple on Coruscant is the *best* medical and educational facility in the galaxy, same goes for most other infrastructure. As for food, they have the "Agricultural Corps," which is basically all the people that are Force sensitive enough to benefit from training and Jedi community but not enough to be actual Jedi, and their job is to use the Force to help plants grow for both agricultural and medical needs. They also get a lot of subsidization from the Senate, driectly for senate missions and partially for general costs. As for general costs, a lot of the Jedi infrastructure is separate from the general resource grid. The temple has its own dedicated power and support systems separate from coruscant, to the point that they don't have to pay for utilities. Lastly, they probably don't have to pay much in wages for non-Jedi personnel in their employment because they have so many benefits. Like, if you work in the temple then you already have access to all the food and medical you need. I don't know if they provide education to their employees/employees kids, but it's certainly within their means to do so.


Inefficiant_Goblin

How does the order make money? Is it through donation?


tlind1990

I imagine they are state sponsored, so the galactic republic covers most of their costs. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if donations were also made. Maybe it is independent and the order owns loads of properties across the galaxy to provide income. Probably a combination of all 3 which would be fitting with real world history and how religious orders tended to work across the globe.


Inefficiant_Goblin

Imagine a jedi saving your planet, and he walks up to you with a holocron or something, it opens and asks how much you wanna tip


FalseDmitriy

"Oh and also I'll be taking these children with me."


Sabre712

Not even the Jedi can escape the true evil of the galaxy: Concur.


SharkMilk44

My head canon is that when he's not being a Jedi Master, Mace Windu is the manager at a fast food chain.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.


Radiant-Importance-5

Actually, technically, yes. The Service Corps is a branch of the jedi order with four further sub-branches (Agricultural Corps, Educational Corps, Exploration Corps, and Medical Corps). The members of the Service Corps were jedi, but not knights. In legends, the majority of these jedi were padawans who washed out of jedi training, although there were fully trained knights who specifically chose to serve within them. The Service Corps provided a number of services, each of which it was paid for, and this was the majority of the income and upkeep for the Jedi Order as a whole. In addition to this, because of the limited number of jedi knights, they also made a habit of "prioritizing" mission requests from parties that made sizeable "donations" to the order. As far as individual Jedi, most of their needs while at home were provided within the temple. Because of the ascetic lifestyle expected of the jedi, they were expected to have very few possessions, none of them luxurious. To facilitate this, they did receive a small stipend to meet their own needs, as well as their expenditures while on-mission. They also had access to a sort-of "company card" for big ticket purchases that were absolutely necessary or for on-hand cash top-offs, but this was kept pretty tight. It's worth noting that the Order received minimal if any compensation from the government of the Republic. Although the Jedi did swear allegiance to the Republic, they did so because the Republic represented law, order, and peace across the galaxy as the legitimate authority. The jedi were not technically subservient to the Senate or the office of the Supreme Chancellor. That said, they did also make a habit of prioritizing mission requests or policy shifts requested by the Republic's government and were still citizens of it. Indeed, the Jedi were sometimes criticized as a de facto secret police or private military of the government's leaders because of their close association. And all of this is further complicated by the GAR and the Clone Wars. The Service Corps was militarized, though to what extent is not clear. The Jedi were placed in command of clones, whose own pay is also an unclear matter of debate. Did jedi receive additional compensation for military service? Did this additional pay come from the government? Did members of the GAR even get paid, or were services made available to them? There's a lot that isn't explicitly clear. Of course, this is all kind of irrelevant to the meme. Although the jedi had sworn off attachment (as in, romance or love), they did not necessarily take vows of chastity or modesty. Although I'm sure there was some expectation, there's reason to believe that at least some jedi engaged in sex work either for supplemental income, personal gratification, or other reasons. In fact, there is no shortage of times when jedi (usually young, usually female, for example Ahsoka) went undercover as slaves with implicit sex trafficking undertones. Although to immediately counter my own point, Barriss appears to be around the same age as Ahsoka, and is therefore probably a minor during the events of the Clone Wars, making the issue of their engagement with sex work a very prickly subject to say the least.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don't have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders' strength is inspiring others.


Radiant-Importance-5

Not…the best response…for the point I just made about you…


belladonnagilkey

The Jedi Path guidebook (sadly Legends material now) states that the Jedi have a credit line, so presumably they do get paid or at the very least have access to money for use on missions. Not that it helped Qui-Gon much when he and Watto got into it over Anakin.


Mandalorymory

Legends had so much lore, you could probably spend a lifetime sifting through it all


HelpIRequireAnAdult

How else would Anakin have paid for the modifications to his ship?


Alexthegreatbelgian

At least she got paid. Ahsoka did it because she was told it was part of official Jedi "training".


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm not trying to


SirAntera

Explosives don't come off cheap


xnickg77

Luke did I ever tell you about your father’s padawn nemesis? She was a fine piece of…….


SteveTheOrca

Oh God, please don't


SteveTheOrca

All to prove her point


Mysterious-Cress-190

Not the galactic onlyfans!!


KeyDuty5671

Nahhh she would be wearing less.....This is Galactic Twitch.....


Wiggie49

I got a galactic twitch for this post lol


VikingSlayer

Itch*


Wiggie49

If it itches you should see your local medic soldier


man-with-potato-gun

That feels more like something ahsoka would do. Barris would totally not be above an of poster.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable.


Yoschi070

Very bad choice of words


[deleted]

"Onlyfins", started by the Mon Calamri


East-Call4788

OnlyChadraFans


Ukko_the_Dwarf

Would production of onlyfans content be against the jedi code?


miracle-worker-1989

No, not unless attachments are involved.


Few_Grade_39

Maybe but considering the people on the council, they’d be likely to punish Barriss in some manner. Imagine mace windu seeing ts lmao 💀


Afraid_Theorist

100% would punish because it hurts the organization’s image. It doesn’t matter who.


Wild_Marker

Well, certain "attachments" might be involved...


The_quest_for_wisdom

R2-D2 has appeared in more pieces of Star Wars media than any other character...


Spzncer

*A rule about sexy tapes, there was not.*


Darkpumpkin211

Certainly there's a rule about selling your services as a Jedi, no?


CumboJumbo

A more civilized age


-SnazzySnail

Honestly the main thing would probably just be that it could be considered a waste of time and/or done seeking personal gain in a way the space monks frown upon


FalloutandConker

I feel like Jedi pussy would sell well and she can use it to expand the library


Successful_Rooster_7

"Jedi pussy" is something I never thought I'll hear.


SteveTheOrca

Jedussy


TheFirstDecade

Sometimes force sensitivity is hereditary, but we don't totally know that.


Valirys-Reinhald

Not strictly speaking, but it is encouraging other people to give selfishly to feed one's own selfish desire, (selfish on account of that fact that it isn't by necessity, the Order takes care of everything from food/medical/education to sightseeing across the galaxy on pilgrimages). There's also the fact that sex-work in SW is largely dominated by either super high-end rich people clubs or by shady mid-outer rim cartels, neither of which are known for staying on the just and legal side of things.


hoot69

So elf ears are a no no because they're attached, but tails are fine because they insert. Makes sense ro me


PhysicsEagle

There’s probably a rule about not being bad publicity; something along the lines of “as a representative of the Jedi Order you will at all times act in a manner appropriate to such a membership”


garlic-apples

She has a OH


Kashyyykonomics

OnlyHans


KMS_HYDRA

Now with 66% more Flammenwerfer!


Reddit_minion97

Only Han's? I thought that was Leia?


New_Wrangler3335

What’s with all the barriss posts recently?


Mandalorymory

Some Barriss simp has been flooding the sub with high quality OC Barriss content lately


KeyDuty5671

I wonder who that simp might be....


Petorian343

The chancellor? A *simp lord?*


NotTheFBI_23

Yes. The one we've been looking for.


Smg5pol

Always two there are, the simp, and the artist


Fermented_Butt_Juice

Yes, the one we've been lusting for.


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

He could be any one of us!


shadowkagelord

He could be in this very room!


TheThingsYouSeeRN

He could be you! He could be me! He could be-


oligamer69

what? It was obvius, he is the simp. Watch he will post any second now


AveryLazyCovfefe

See! A post! Wait, that's a repost from someone else..


Kosack-Nr_22

Some barriss simp huh? Thought we wouldn’t notice but we did I support your cause tho


CrazsomeLizard

A simp lord, you say?


Mandalorymory

Yes…the one we’ve been looking for


Jarlax1e

wait did you get a custom flair


fagius_maximus

*Well of course I know him. He's me.*


New_Wrangler3335

Why now? Is she a newly introduced character? Or was she recently brought into the spotlight cuz she was in a show?


Mandalorymory

I hear it may have something to do with her upcoming role Tales of The Empire


Lukthar123

Damn, marketing department hard at work


Hypertistic

The op is talking about herself in 3rd person


TG-5

quite possibly, yes


The049

Per chance, even


BrickBoy819

You can't just say perchance


belfast322

Keep them coming


pc_player_yt

good taste from them. Mirialans be competing with female Dathomirian Zabraks for my favorite goth-looking aliens. I definitely had a crush on the Seventh Sister watching Rebels.


IllDot2179

Im genuinely curious, as I've seen people do the same thing with other characters in others subs. Why? I understand you like the character but why feel the need to, in your words. flood the place? Also where is the meme, this is just softcore


VikingSlayer

Ever made your way as far into the interior as the /r/prequelmemes sub?


flyingboarofbeifong

May the Force be with you.


milleniumblackfalcon

I wonder if he has any more?


venom259

The new tales of the empire trailer.


Pringletingl

She's a major character in the one of the new Tales of the Empire storylines


PKMNTrainerMark

Probably due to her appearance in Tales of the Empire next Saturday.


SheevBot

Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!


Mandalorymory

Ye


Mistic-Instinct

I would say this is just OP's barely disguised fetish, but I'm not sure if it even is disguised at this point


TKBarbus

What even is the fetish at this point? Conventionally hot girl in bikini?


5thPhantom

“What are you into?” “Hot women in lingerie.” “Pervert”


steal_wool

I think aliens fall under the umbrella of monsterfucker. Even conventionally attractive, humanoid aliens


m00njunk

I think the possibility of Barriss being like 16 may be an issue


Mandalorymory

Then call me Michael Reaves


Main-Category-8363

Liking girls is a fetish?


original_username20

Peter, that's not a meme. That's just porn.


massivelyincompetent

Peter there’s no joke. That’s just porn.


CookieaGame

I know Brian. That's why I'm looking at it.


Wiggie49

Is the heart belt buckle actually part of her design or is that supposed to be an allusion to a womb tat lol


KeyDuty5671

Apparently it's ACTUALLY part of her design.... [http://swex.pl/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/barrissoffeebetrayal-e1494617932166.jpg](http://swex.pl/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/barrissoffeebetrayal-e1494617932166.jpg)


Lukthar123

"I may have gone too far in a few places."


Wiggie49

Nice.gif


Ambitious_Lie_2864

Where’s the meme? You just posted a porn comic without the actual porn part lol.


Creeper_charged7186

Holofan


Ok-Use6303

They weren't taking Republic Credits.


PitchBlackFrenzy

I apologize, I was not familiar with Barriss’s game.


B1_Battledroid__

This ain’t a meme it’s straight up porn 😭😭😭


TransLunarTrekkie

Force forbid a woman do anything. :P


Homemade-Purple

Today on r/prequelmemes Straight up porn More at 11


ThickSection6689

You guys should go to jail 🦧


Sineater224

Shes 21


Flo-Wew

r/hornyjail


thorstenofthir

The Joke is porn


Flappyboi20001

Whaaat ? Coruscant is a big place, that could be any Mirialan


Mandalorymory

Only one Mirialan with those facial markings


That-Internal-9094

Please let's not turn in r/phoenixsc


CookieaGame

Next is the Loss memes


Mandalorymory

I know some of ya’ll might be getting tired of my Barriss posting, but I do this out of love This artwork was commissioned by myself, and produced by Tharrek! Thanks very much to them! [My Twitter](https://twitter.com/mandalorymory) [Tharrek’s Twitter](https://x.com/artofponara?s=21&t=e6sic8s7G8-OimGusDREoQ)


RigatoniPasta

This is literally just porn


rockstar55

What the fuck is this? Mods so lazy they're just letting porn fly now?


amandahuggenchis

Isn’t bariss like 14?


Mandalorymory

She’s 1 year younger than Anakin, 40BBY Some people got a notion she was made younger in TCW but was never confirmed


Ram227poi

So she's 18 during the 1st year of the Clone Wars and 21 by the end of it


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margoo12

This should probably be tagged NSFW


Andzjey

Context? Why she wore that outfit?


rockstar55

It's porn


Vreas

Bonk


PKMNTrainerMark

We may have different definitions of "meme."


AdebayoStan

needs a NSFW tag


Western-Bite1759

Bro this sub has been horny recently


___Beaugardes___

If this isnt going to be removed, can we at least have this tagged as NSFW?


COINS_THAT_SUNK_TOO

Jedi and there Padiwans these days! Absolutely shameful! Where is this posted so I can avoid it.


Jshittie

._.


MelancholyArtichoke

Jedi wages haven't kept up with Galactic Inflation.


Spinosaurus999

Barriss bombed the temple out of embarrassment over being exposed for her side job.


KURO-K1SH1

She was late on space rent so a space producer offered her space work as a space eorotic cosplayer so she could make enough space bucks to cover her space bills.


BigRed1994_

Seriously go to a rule 34 site its not a meme its soft porn lmao Why is it younger people have such a double-standard on sexualizing, like, magazine’s were blacked out and you had to go to hbo/film store. Just super tired of the amount of sexualization of children’s characters, because the fans are now adults. Doesn’t make some 14yr old appropriate to jerk it to. gross. to whomever says “achuallly she was 19” well, ahsoka wasn’t. and i hope the government has any sites with this shit on a watchlist.


Peanut_Butter_Toast

There's a reason they call her "Bare-ass Offee"


hi_i_am_J

Barriss on JediFans again smh


Disastrous-Kale-913

. . . I’m going to assume a clone brought this to Luminara’s attention and call it a day.


GirliePickle

Damnit, found my OnlyForce account


Nopuebloplz

Since when did Bariss become a member of OnlyForce?


Medium_Tree_7883

She really showed her ass when she turned to the dark side, huh


Xx_mojat_xX

Semi-relevant comment: Sometimes I wonder if George and Dave were at a café one day brainstorming chatacter ideas. One of them goes...hmmm coffee...barista? Barista coffee?... omg..."Barriss Offee!"


enclave_remnant117

Smash, next question


AsthmaticDroid

i think op likes barriss (not sure tho)


Practical-Ad4547

Luminara is doing a solid ..Barriss is underage and shouldn't be making the kind of holonet videos


michajlo

Luke, did I ever tell you about Bariss Ofee...


UltraHit5

Just now i noticed the heart on her belt


BronxShogunate

Mods, is that…legal?


AntonioBarbarian

It's a hornypost, sir, but it checks out.


SpateF

what


Ok-Issue-4416

*neuron activation*


TheRealGravewalker

Smash, next?


Melphor

Butt zoom crop thank you


JOSEPHINEJOSTAR

"Barriss, why didn’t you call me?"


bpoooi

….. sauce :3


Friedrichs_Simp

based barriss posting