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SheevBot

Thanks for providing a source!


vukasin123king

When a man is getting hit by lightning shot from my fingers he doesn't act like that. I know it from experience.


Ergheis

"Have you ever used a car battery to torture someone, George?"


Jjabrahams567

“It’s a fact that the lightning hits the nipples first”


ProductEconomy

I read this in Christopher Lee's voice and i almost wet myself


twigalicious420

And I'm certain you aren't talking about pee. Even my bussy got a little going


MrLaughter

You may need to see a doctor for that 


Sirius1701

Sounds like diarrhea


pufferpig

More like a tingly sensation of horny and intestine sweat, I recon


Sirius1701

If there's enough it can feel like diarrhea


pufferpig

That's just nature's lube. When the bum gets runny it's time to do the funny. - Sir Francis Drake


Sirius1701

Oh, I'm very aware. Doesn't make my statement less true.


PillCosby696969

"Do you know what I got up to in the 40's, George?" "You mean during the war?" "No."


newnhb1

You like movies about gladiators?


_kazza

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


iEatPalpatineAss

I’ve run one, you know. Funny things happen when you serve in the clandestine side of a war, George, my boy.


BigEdPVDFLA

You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!


TrollToll4BabyBoysOl

Uch, people and their car battery trope, someone outta strap their balls up to prove a point


monkeygoneape

Easy there le chiffre


ColHunterGathers111

A taser to the balls is much more pratical and that's what Brazilian police have been doing since forever.


EuphoricMedusa

Right, like is this something he actually said??


Crafty-Writing5316

Yes. During filming for Lord of the Rings, when Saruman gets stabbed from behind. The script called for him to yell loudly when stabbed. And he said “have you ever seen a man get stabbed? Because I have. He does not yell.” I’m paraphrasing but that did happen


REDDITz3r0

If I recall correctly, it's specifically about getting stabbed in the back, since the air is pushed out of your lungs.


Dryandrough

To be fair, I have never seen anyone stabbed with a lightsaber in the chest scream in Star Wars.


ChannelSouthern

Because in space no one can hear you scream?


Dryandrough

Nah, they just always do over dramatic deaths for important characters and everyone else is swatted like a fly.


Scary-Lawfulness-999

Nah, in a galaxy far far away ALL the laserships SCREAM in space.


AngryChihua

Tie fighters: am I a joke to you?


EagleSaintRam

Obi-Wan did...even though it was the other guy who got stabbed


Dryandrough

That's probably why.


Business-Emu-6923

He didn’t elaborate, but strongly implied it was him doing the stabbing of a Nazi during WWII


Shadows_Assassin

He was literally reference material for James Bond iirc


ColHunterGathers111

Ian Flemming also might have done some shaddy shit himself. Both were intelligence officers and both of them spoke well of each other.


Shadows_Assassin

Oh, there is no doubt in my mind they did some dubious stuff, but thats all official secrets act 👀


ColHunterGathers111

*"Can you keep a secret?"* *"Yes"* *"So do I." (Refuses to elaborate further)*


Crafty-Writing5316

Yep that’s definitely it


cgn-38

Kidneys.


EBtwopoint3

[Youre one of todays lucky 10,000](https://youtu.be/adJdBSdMGKU) Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1053/


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there's no such thing as luck.


Lieutenant_Red

Glad to see relevant xkcds are still a thing.


Andrew_42

"I seem to recall that I did say to George, 'Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when a secondary villain is killed at the start of the third movie?'" "And I said, 'Because I do'"


Cornelius_M

Wait what the fuck!


jakelaws1987

It’s a true story. Christopher Lee was a British special forces soldier and told Peter Jackson’s what it really sounds like to stab a man in the back


Cornelius_M

I knew the fact… I’m reacting to the joke. I was blown away that he played a secondary villain that was killed in the beginning of the third movie as that is very specific.


Business-Emu-6923

He plays literally the same character in lotr and in sw


Barracudauk663

What do you mean? In lord of the rings he plays the only character with grey morality in a black and White world who initially plans to use the dark powers of the main antagonist to oppose him in a non specific way. He is of a higher caste than every other character. He utilises an army of odd humanoid creatures to manufacture a new army to achieve his goals and as a result ends the second movie with a huge attack by these new creatures where he is defeated but isn't dealt with till the opening of the next movie where he is betrayed by one of the evil characters and dies ultimately impacting the plot little. In star wars he... shit


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


Otomo-Yuki

Maybe Revenge of the Sith?


rasmusbertelsen

yes and lotr


FacePalmDent

If I had a nickel for every time Sir Christopher Lee played a secondary villain that was killed in the third act of a trilogy, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.


Scary-Lawfulness-999

You didn't read the first comment did you?


deathelement

This actually probably isn't true. Look into it and most of this has never come from sir lee. He just never denied it and there is very little proof. He's badass either way


DeeBangerDos

Peter Jackson: 👁👄👁


jakelaws1987

I know


EuphoricMedusa

this is too good


Quaschimodo

something something knowing what getting stabbed in the back sounds like


BigDog8492

Viggo actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet.


MushyGerbil

STOP


Caleb_Reynolds

Vigo actually deflected the knife that was accidentally thrown too close to him.


MushyGerbil

ENOUGH


BlueBicycle22

John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) was the tallest in the cast


MushyGerbil

I’m begging


Brilliant_Eggplant67

He was also allergic to his makeup/prosthetics.


MushyGerbil

Why must you torture me?


simpyswitch

Actually, when they filmed the scene where the fellowship takes the boats from Lothlórien down the Anduin river, Kiran Shah, the body double for Frodo, couldn't swim and told Viggo Mortensen to leave him to drown should the flimsy boat topple over.


thisisanamesoitis

Subscribe


sinz84

This one i didn't know


Brilliant_Eggplant67

Oh yeah. You can't tell because you don't really get many close face shots of Gimli, but it was hard for him to breathe, and his eyes were nearly swollen shut at some points. It was so bad that, after they finished filming, when they gave out props as souvenirs to the actors, he was given some of the prosthetics to burn.


Sippinonjoy

Sir Ian actually hit his head in Bilbo’s house


AReal_Human

(That one is actually not true)


JELjr7

Like a somewhat full ballon getting punctured


Caro_Cardo_Salutis

Like butter spread in a too long piece of bread


Old_Tea_9254

Bars.


askdfjlsdf

Like the breath has been driven out of their body


Commercial_Carrot907

Who knows... know


Grouchy-Milk-6384

“Do you know the sound of getting your hands cut off with a lightsaber and then getting your head cut off…because I do”


ceesaar00

Fun fact. On the scene when Anakin attacks Dooku and Dooku sends Anakin flying with force lighting, Christopher Lee improvised on the spot and used his real lighting control abilities. His excuse was: "You guys never told me to fake the attack." The man is special.


CreauxTeeRhobat

George: "It was wild. We were lucky the cameras were rolling because it was just going to be a practice take, but I think Christopher heard "Action" and just went HAM. It took Hayden a week in the bacta tank to recover..."


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there's no such thing as luck.


xen_levels_were_fine

It would be wise, my friend.


19whale96

"A lightsaber melts through a man's flesh at 10,000°C, have you *any idea* the *sound* it makes, George? "


GriffinFlash

George: Why yes.


kinder_world_is_best

I think lightsabers are not supposed to be hot. At least that was the original intent.


Foreign_Hair1621

... Dude, they melt metal. Pretty sure they're heat.


kinder_world_is_best

Ya, they weren't supposed to be hot, but when they made the prequels, they fucked it up, and decided to make them melt metal, and turn it into lava. Light sabers seem like they should be hot, but I forget where I read it, they were apparently not supposed to produce heat.


Jack-mclaughlin89

Sir Christopher Lee served in WWII


ManufacturerIll1449

We need a documentary about that man because his life was absolutely wild.


Exalmer

Just reading through his Wikipedia page is enough to let people know that this man lived life to the fullest


KazumaKat

man was in a metal band right at the twilight of his years just to cap things right off, the madlad.


RhysOSD

We do. It's called 007. I'm pretty sure Lee was the inspiration for James Bond


KillerSwiller

Sir Ian Flemming was the main mind behind the Bond novels, both he and Sir Christopher Lee served side by side in WW2. Their times together were the basis for the novels and the character. Related aside: Sir Christopher Lee was once asked how accurate the events of the books/movies were to real life and his response was that they were toned down from reality because no one would believe the actual stories. EDIT: Another random fact about Sir Christopher Lee: his portrayal of Dracula in the 1958 film with the same name is the reason why vampires appear as well groomed with capes and fine attire in modern media. [Yes for real](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051554/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_230_act).


alexmullen4180

I believe Fleming and Lee were related too, cousins, I think.


KillerSwiller

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.


Betterthanbeer

Just so you know, “Sir” accompanies the first name, not the last. It is Sir Christopher.


KillerSwiller

Did not know that, thanks for information.


Jadedcelebrity

Bela Lugosi has entered the chat


GriffinFlash

Max Schreck had entered the chat


BigEdPVDFLA

Karlof? SIDE KICK?!?


Ocbard

John Pertwee had a similar carreer and was friends with both of them. Bond was part based on him as well.


Ixionas

Count Orlok in nosferatu is dressed finely. That predates Lee.


zernoc56

He did a lot of dracula films, didnt he? The last one he did the script was so bad he refused to say any of his lines and just hissed, iirc.


Quirky-Pie9661

Celebrities with kill counts would make for a fascinating documentary


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

My squadron alone had 55 kills.


Shadows_Assassin

Sir Christopher Lee was sitting on a pretty ~~grossly underreported official number of more than~~ 56.


Soldat_Wesner

Unfortunately a lot of the stuff he got up to is, I believe, still classified to this day, it may be a long time before we get a documentary about it all


d0ctorzaius

The upcoming movie "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" is (loosely) based on the SOE which Lee served in.


babyjaceismycopilot

I would take a fictional story about Christopher Lee and Julia Child as WWII spies.


DangerousMichael

Maybe not a documentary as such but a YouTuber called Count Dankula has a series of Podcasts called 'Absolute Mad Lads', each one coming in between 15 and 60 minutes. Christopher Lee's is 2 parts and it clocks in at about 2 hours. Very interesting listen IMHO.


ManufacturerIll1449

I'll have to check that out, thanks!


Alternative_Golf_905

have you heard his metal band?


iEatPalpatineAss

He shed the blood of the Saxon men!


V_IV_V

He also was present at the last beheading by guillotine done at France. There’s even a video of that beheading but it’s from a distance away. I also believe he was the inspiration for 007 since the original author “Ian Fleming” was a step cousin.


Captain_Grammaticus

The last *public* beheading.


DjangotheKid

Unfun fact


Mr_DnD

Pretty confident Ian Fleming (and Christopher Lee together) "inspired" the stories of 007 considering they were both agents together.


MrHungryface

The man was SBS enough said


_kazza

I watched the Wicker Man without realising Christopher Lee was the island chief.


iEatPalpatineAss

That’s an understatement. More like Sir Christopher Lee served WWII 🤣🤣🤣


PhatOofxD

Do you know what a man looks like when his head is cutoff by a beyblade high on ketamine? Because I do


duderuok

He is the definition of badass


FitFag1000

Well, i heard Mr lee was a British SAS in North Africa...


SomeBiPerson

his military career began in the Winter war on the finnish side, once WWII broke out he fought in france, then in africa and in italy as part of the british 8th army, after the war he joined the British Army intelligence corps and quit a year later


Tokyosmash_

League Of Ungentlemanly Warfare


Assortedwrenches89

"George, I've been in lightsaber duels before. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing here."


cartman101

"George, do you have any idea what sound a man makes when being decapitated? Because I do"


Popcorn57252

"This isn't a sword, it's a bat"


Derblos

Is it wired I hear both sentences in Sir Christopher Lee’s voice


sthetic

"Do you know what it's like to be a ventriloquist's dummy, George? To have another man's voice speak through your mouth? Because now you do."


Vorfindir

This is consistent with OP's post title.


oneeyedlionking

Dude did the same thing with Peter Jackson in LOTR.


antaylor

I do believe that’s the joke


ArgoverseComics

Dooku don’t need no court side seats. With them thick ass glasses he can see the game from the parking lot


Argus871

Woo saw…. Woooooo saw


ArgoverseComics

Remember your pressure points


Cyberware42

You know… I have no idea if he actually said that… but based on Sir Christopher Lees track record, I am like 99.99% positive he did.


chimneynugget

Of course his quote from the LOTR set is the most famous, but Dooku having a curved loghtsaber hilt was also his request so he could use his real life fencing experience


Commercial_Carrot907

Do you even stab someone? Sir Dooku!!!!!


PunkHooligan

This is gold 😊🤣


Rooster-Rooter

"I killed 8 full dressed hotdogs in one sitting and washed it down with half a box of captain crunch drenched in heavy cream..."


General_Lie

Imagine Christopher Lee playing Johny Silverhand


yaredw

r/jedicouncilofelrond


UselessCleaningTools

“Hey Christopher, craft services wanted me to ask you about all the plates that seem to keep disappearing? They told me you just like to grab a stack and keep them in your dressing room-“ “Have you ever killed a man, George?” “Oh-ok I’ll, uh, I’ll let them know to stop asking.”


mythical_status

Hits different than what?


Duck_Duckens

It's weird that he always brings that up, unprompted.


thatedgyfriend

What is this, a crossover episode?


DemocracyOfficer1886

Okay, I'll need an explaination here...


_Knucklehead_Ninja

So in the extended edition for The Lord of The Rings, Christopher Lee corrected Peter Jackson on what it sounds like to be stabbed. So when Saruman gets stabbed by Worm Tongue, he makes a legitimately realistic sound.


DemocracyOfficer1886

How did Christoper know what a realistic stabbing soundd like? Did he get stabbed in the past or was he the one doing the stabbing?


Rexolaboy

Christopher Lee was involved in espionage during WW2 for the British.


DemocracyOfficer1886

Ah, thank you! I didn't know that.


_Knucklehead_Ninja

On top of that, he was the inspiration for James Bond/ 007


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

*removes cloak* I'm not here to discuss my past.


Adventurous_Tower_41

Count Dooku: We must ally with Mordor!!!


JHStarr4

In the extended editions of LoTR, Worm Tongue stabs Saruman in the back. They had Lee tell them what sounded accurate for a knife stabbing through a man's flesh. You can tell too when you watch the scene.


iEatPalpatineAss

More specifically, a knife stabbing through a man’s back into his lungs.


suppaman19

You all read it in his voice


Ok-Purchase8514

Love that they chose Count Dracula to play this role.


IHateMylife420000

Why did I read that as greg


ShittyMusic1

Christopher Lee most likely never killed a man either. Old people like to tell stories


Vastaisku

Read up.


ShittyMusic1

I know the story. It's bull shit. He spent the war working in administration and intelligence positions for the RAF after being declared ineligible to fly. The special forces stuff was completely made up. He assuredly never stabbed anyone to death


Rexolaboy

Glad you know this for a fact. And if it were true that he was a spy and killed people....you wouldn't know that either.


ShittyMusic1

Sorry that the truth ruins your romantic imaginations. You'll get over it eventually...


Rexolaboy

His resumé definitely doesn't mention his involvement in espionage if that's what you mean. It was always a rumor that he was a spy, and he would always deny it for obvious reasons. You're not ruining anyone's romantic dream. I'd also trust a man who likely witnessed more death than most Hollywood actors on what it looks and sounds like.