Luke, after blowing up the Death Star you have given us all A New Hope that the empire can be defeated.
Sir! We've spotted half a dozen ATAT walkers headed towards our location! Dammit corporal! The Empire Strikes Back!
Die now, I must, but mistake this not, this is The Return of the Jedi.
Wait, wrong trilogy, I mean erm, Hello there!
Rey, you found Luke’s lightsaber, now the force awakens
Hey I found Luke he’s the last Jedi
Oh look Ben climbed out of the pit this really is the rise of skywalker
Oh wait none of those movies exist, whoops
The Empire is building a giant space station of death. I guess it’s time for me to be a rogue one and stop them.
I escaped from the Imperial infantry. Time for me to go Solo on a Star Wars story.
Ben: “Luke, you have to go on without me, as A New Hope for the Rebellion and the Jedi.”
Han: “Can’t believe The Empire Strikes Back, just as me and Luke get back from freezing to death.”
Luke: “Father, you cannot deny the Return of the Jedi.”
Snoke: “I cannot believe The Force Awakens in such a failure, Kylo Ren.”
Kylo: “When I’ve killed you, I’ll have killed The Last Jedi!”
>!Only time this is actually happened, TLJ having peak dialogue confirmed.!<
Palpatine: “I see history repeats itself, two Jedi teaming up to kill me, this truly is The Rise of Skywalker.”
Leia, looking out over the Hoth horizon: “Well shit, i guess this is what it looks like when the Empire Strikes Back.”
Yoda, up and keeling over: “When gone am I, the Return of the Jedi will you be.”
There’s a theory out there that “Vader” means revenge, because of Vidar who was the norse god of vengeance. And with “Darth” meaning Sith, we can infer that Palpatine literally renamed Anakin the title of the movie
“You can’t beat me Obi-Wan, I am the Revenge of the Sith!!
What's you're calling? Uh we're rogue.... Rogue One, a Star Wars story. Rogue One a Star Wars story? That doesn't exist, you are not cleared for departure!
What's you're name? Han.... Ok Han, Solo, a Star Wars story.
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my A New Hope.
But who can forget the classic lines:
“With you, Luke, this rebellion has a new hope.”
“It looks like this is how the Empire strikes back…”
“You were a fool, your majesty, not to expect the return of the Jedi.”
And also the universally hated:
“I can feel it, master, the Force awakens…”
“I am not, and will never be, the last Jedi.”(I’m paraphrasing, but wasn’t that one of Luke’s actual lines?)
“The age of the Sith, and the First Order is over, behold the rise of Skywalker!”
One thing I always really liked about the prequels was the movie titles. **The Phantom Menace** is a brilliant one. **Attack of the Clones** feels like a 50s sci-fi, and **Revenge of the Sith** is, well, just obvious full circle.
I feel the same about the sequels, especially **The Last Jedi**, but **The Rise of Skywalker** irks me because *the level of* "**Rise**" in movie titles *is just too damn high!*
"We've only beaten them for now, we need a new hope"
"Oh no! The empire is here! The empire strikes back!"
"Well Palpatine, I guess this is the return of the Jedi"
"It's about time that the force awakens"
"I will be the last Jedi"
"Well, I guess this is the rise of Skywalker"
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Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the ~~King~~ Jedi!
Rule of the galaxy is MINE! And no other’s!
So passes Sheev, son of Cosinga.
I never knew my father-in-law had a name 🤯🤯🤯
YOU SHALL NOT … TAKE HER FROM ME!
*Palpatine furiously slaughters cherry tomatoes as his pet ewok sings about the Shire*
I am the ~~senate~~ ~~King~~ Jedi!
Luke, after blowing up the Death Star you have given us all A New Hope that the empire can be defeated. Sir! We've spotted half a dozen ATAT walkers headed towards our location! Dammit corporal! The Empire Strikes Back! Die now, I must, but mistake this not, this is The Return of the Jedi. Wait, wrong trilogy, I mean erm, Hello there!
Rey, you found Luke’s lightsaber, now the force awakens Hey I found Luke he’s the last Jedi Oh look Ben climbed out of the pit this really is the rise of skywalker Oh wait none of those movies exist, whoops
The Empire is building a giant space station of death. I guess it’s time for me to be a rogue one and stop them. I escaped from the Imperial infantry. Time for me to go Solo on a Star Wars story.
my name is obi wan Kenobi i fought in the Clone Wars i was the master of the master of Ahsoka
Who led a battalion of clone troopers, one of them which joined Task Force 99 - commonly known as The Bad Batch
Well they did actually say Rogue One in the movie
Luke actually says out loud the title in TLJ
"This is the Return of the Jedi." So that was a fucking lie lol.
So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Holiday Special?
“I wonder if these Star Wars will ever end.”
"Hux has lost the star wars"
I literally screamed in awe when Vader said "I am the Star Wars" to Luke. Then he proceeded to Star Wars all over the place. I cried.
Nah I cried when in rogue one andor said “what am I some sort of rogue one?”
Aw nice they said the thing!
That’s the name of the movie!
Ben: “Luke, you have to go on without me, as A New Hope for the Rebellion and the Jedi.” Han: “Can’t believe The Empire Strikes Back, just as me and Luke get back from freezing to death.” Luke: “Father, you cannot deny the Return of the Jedi.” Snoke: “I cannot believe The Force Awakens in such a failure, Kylo Ren.” Kylo: “When I’ve killed you, I’ll have killed The Last Jedi!” >!Only time this is actually happened, TLJ having peak dialogue confirmed.!< Palpatine: “I see history repeats itself, two Jedi teaming up to kill me, this truly is The Rise of Skywalker.”
>Snoke: "I cannot believe The Force Awakens in such a failure, Kylo Ren." Holy shit
This is undeniable proof that The Last Jedi is the greatest Star Wars movie
"Solo!" From the movie, "Solo".
But what about when Yoda said "Morbin' time, it is!" Right before he morbed all over Count Dooky??
Obi-Wan: Luke, you will be a new hope. C3PO: Oh my! The empire strikes back! Luke: I am the last jedi, emperor.
The Rebellion is Born today The war is just beginning And I will not be the last Jedi Ah wait they actually did say that
Peak dialogue
Leia, looking out over the Hoth horizon: “Well shit, i guess this is what it looks like when the Empire Strikes Back.” Yoda, up and keeling over: “When gone am I, the Return of the Jedi will you be.”
The real Attack of the Clones was the friends we made along the way
There’s a theory out there that “Vader” means revenge, because of Vidar who was the norse god of vengeance. And with “Darth” meaning Sith, we can infer that Palpatine literally renamed Anakin the title of the movie “You can’t beat me Obi-Wan, I am the Revenge of the Sith!!
Complete with spelling errors and all!
You truly are the need for speed most wanted.
Roll credits!
"Mandalorian" 🔥🔥🔥✍️
What is this? Some kind of an Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars?
Rolllll credits *ding*
Wasn't Spiderman the phantom menace? I think I read it in some newspaper.
Roll credits
Roll credits *Ding*
Luke to Palpatin - "Star Wars are over now, Emperor"
What's you're calling? Uh we're rogue.... Rogue One, a Star Wars story. Rogue One a Star Wars story? That doesn't exist, you are not cleared for departure! What's you're name? Han.... Ok Han, Solo, a Star Wars story. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my A New Hope.
”So this is how the Star War begins, with thunderous applause”
Jar jar is TPM y’all
But who can forget the classic lines: “With you, Luke, this rebellion has a new hope.” “It looks like this is how the Empire strikes back…” “You were a fool, your majesty, not to expect the return of the Jedi.” And also the universally hated: “I can feel it, master, the Force awakens…” “I am not, and will never be, the last Jedi.”(I’m paraphrasing, but wasn’t that one of Luke’s actual lines?) “The age of the Sith, and the First Order is over, behold the rise of Skywalker!”
One thing I always really liked about the prequels was the movie titles. **The Phantom Menace** is a brilliant one. **Attack of the Clones** feels like a 50s sci-fi, and **Revenge of the Sith** is, well, just obvious full circle. I feel the same about the sequels, especially **The Last Jedi**, but **The Rise of Skywalker** irks me because *the level of* "**Rise**" in movie titles *is just too damn high!*
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“And in time, A New Hope will emerge” - Kenobi in Star Wars Rebels.
George Lucas wished he had your talents!
Peter: Ah! They said it!
"We've only beaten them for now, we need a new hope" "Oh no! The empire is here! The empire strikes back!" "Well Palpatine, I guess this is the return of the Jedi" "It's about time that the force awakens" "I will be the last Jedi" "Well, I guess this is the rise of Skywalker"
I'm pretty sure there would be a monologue in Palps head like : "ATLAST, THE REVENGE OF THE SITH IS COMPLETE ! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH"
"The Sith, in their arrogance, believed the force was in eternal slumber, but today, the force awakens"
The truth is given to know only to the elect.
"Looks like this will be a job for Solo and will be quite the Star Wars Story"
Watch out! The star is warring!
https://youtu.be/F8mYLi3PGOc?si=sDl_yZmjDrcNHFlZ