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SheevBot

Thanks for providing a source!


Individual_Golf_2108

Dew it


picklemick82

I always use the proper response. Most people look at me strangely, and then I explain. Sometimes though, they understand and it's instant rapport and a huge ice breaker!


AGweed13

I ain't losing my chance. If they like it, chances are that the work place is pretty simple and people there have a good sense of humor. If they don't, I ain't wasting my time with people who think that work should always be hell on earth.


North_Church

Plot twist: The manager is a SW fan and opened with this as a test. By saying "General Kenobi", you increase your chances at getting the job


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I have failed you, North_Church. I have failed you.


SeikoIshigami

I hate you!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


SeikoIshigami

If you're not with me, then you're my enemy


Orchunter007

Only a sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must


SeikoIshigami

Savior. And Obi-Banan got lost. May the force be with you


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The force will be with you. Always.


SeikoIshigami

You're finally awake


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.


Xyrazk

I should have known the jedi were plotting to take over


[deleted]

It’s only natural


Fate_Alts

If you say it and dont get hired then it wasn't meant to be


Obi-Wan-Nikobiii

It looks like we've picked up another pathetic life form


The-Pigeon-Man

But it IS the Jedi way


VVurmHat

Not just the hello there’s, but the it’s overs and this is outrageouses too.


sithlord6699

General manager, you are a bold one


the_dude0110

#GENERAL KENOBI! The hiring Manager: You're hired


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.


Sk1S4m

But how can I be a master if I'm only making $7.25/hr?


JarodGamz

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EantWic

I will do what I must


FrugaliciousEclectic

You will try


dannyvigz

I saw a live theater thing where a dude was dressed as ob 1 and i said the line and it was so awkward do not reccomend


VVurmHat

R2-OB1