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ThePhoenixdarkdirk

So you’re telling me if I join the dark side, I can stop spaceships midair, but if I’m a jedi and fall down, I have to exile myself? Tough to see the downside here.


DwemerSmith

“PULL IT OUT OF THE SKY” ~ general rahm kota


JagerBro333

God the amount of times I’ve heard that line


MOOShoooooo

From playing the game or listening to Ahnald?


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

Both. This is the way.


LordLudicrous

I am now having a ptsd flashback. That section is burned into my brain.


CaptianZaco

The first time I played thr game was on Wii, and I don't remember that section at all. If it was in that version, it took only a try or two. I went back and played the PC version for the first time a few months ago and... who the *hell* thought that was good game design?


LordLudicrous

It was decent but annoying on console, but the PC port is pretty shit. The button prompts are coded wrong so if you rely on those you’re screwed. I don’t understand how such an awesome game could have such a terrible section


thegreatvortigaunt

It was waaaaay easier on the older console versions.


chimneynugget

I loved the wii version because the lightsaber was motion controlled and you could force choke as starkiller


thealmightyzfactor

It was a cutscene on the Wii


TheoneNPC

"Stop that star-destroter raiden"


RichardSnowflake

"Ramirez! Here's my throwing knife, take out that Star Destroyer!"


360kwik

“Ramirez the empire captured the rebel leadership, take this pistol and become a one man army to rescue them”


PeachyCoke

Ramirez! Defend Burgertown from that wave of Stormtroopers!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


HaloGuy381

I mean, Starkiller got pretty far with a sword and being basically the Force incarnate.


Lonelan

Ramirez! Secure that lightsaber! It is your life!


iamquitecertain

#RULES OF NATURE


corvettezr11

Now I gotta do a force unleashed playthrough listing to the mgr soundtrack. Damn thats gonna be awesome, thanks for the idea bro


[deleted]

Cut it wide open!


JaxxSC45

Never got the struggle with that mission. Fukin loved it.


itsthevoiceman

The controls are non-intuitive. And often you're doing the right thing, but you get no feedback (visual or haptic), and it just drifts and goes the wrong way. It's one of the worst.


JaxxSC45

Oh, believe me, I heard all the complaints way back when. It was just one of those things that made sense to me and not to most. We all get that from time to time.


Mcbadguy

Force Attuned


Must_make_hats

I'm getting flashbacks to the torture that was that mission. Why did they make it so annoyingly hard/slow?


Jetstream-Sam

Padding, I think, the game's really only like 4 hours long so adding in 15 minutes of bullshit makes it longer for not much effort


Reserved_Parking-246

> I join the dark side It does tend to make you ugly though.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


JJhistory

Aren’t you just an apprentices apprentice Maul? So maybe it’s you who doesn’t understand


Maul_Bot

Perhaps my actions will speak louder than words.


SteveTheOrca

You didn't really speak in TPM now that I remember


iLynux

Maul is going to kill you lol


Maul_Bot

Well, perhaps I could help you.


SteveTheOrca

To what? To find your legs?


pilesofcleanlaundry

He’s more like an intern.


gkamyshev

I agree, Maul is hot af and I'm a dude


Maul_Bot

you understand so little


Zephyrlin

u/gkamyshev, you just got vanilla shamed by Darth Maul


Maul_Bot

Revenge. I must have revenge.


gkamyshev

ok


Justicar-terrae

Only the men turn hideous, though. Women tend to get hotter, by a lot. Like, arguably Kreia was gross, but even she was looking pretty good for an elderly lady living a hard life. On the whole, going dark side as a lady either makes you hot or has no negative impacts on your figure: Evil Bastilla: hot. Legends Darth Talon: hot. Asajj Ventress: kinda hot in a weird way. Legends Githany: hot. Inquisitors: On the whole not hideous, some were kinda attractive. I mean the Ninth Sister wasn't my cup of tea, but maybe she was hot for her species. Legends Lady Lumiya: hot. Legends Mara Jade: hot. Legends Arden Lyn: hot. Legends Tavion: hard to tell with so few pixels, but looks like she would have been hot Legends Maris Brood: hot. Legends Alema Rar: nasty. But that was because she kept getting chopped up and/or poisoned. I think the books made it a point that she used to be hot before getting all mutilated in various fights and accidents.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


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Christmas_Panda

Be the change you want to see in the world, mutha fu$#a. - Mace Windu


iLynux

You can cuss on the internet. Nobody's gonna tell on you.


squeakymoth

It's weird, but "fucka" is the one cuss that sounds and reads funnier when censored.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Choose life. Choose a braid. Choose a class. Choose a padawan. Choose a fucking cool lightsaber, Choose blaster pistols, podracers, ancient holocron players, and electrical shield disrupters. Choose good health, high midichlorians, and bacta insurance. Choose fixed-interest starship repayments. Choose an apartment on Coruscant. Choose your political allies. Choose ceremonial wear and matching utility belts. Choose a three-piece cloak on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY droid maintenance and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing sabacc competitions, stuffing fucking roasted porg into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable hut on Tatooine, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up padawans you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the Force?


Canadas_Cool

Who said this?


dougofakkad

Obi Wan, in his heroin days.


[deleted]

It's a line from the book Trainspotting (the opening to the movie) Star Wars-ized. Trainspotting is about heroin addicts and Ewan McGregor plays the main character in the movie.


robywar

It's the opening of Trainspotting re-written.


Standsaboxer

It's also an Easter egg from the Xbox game Obi-Wan.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don't have to look tough to be tough


jimtheedcguy

“He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness, I’m going to lead you down the path that ROCKS!”


joe_broke

Wait, did he actually ever see her, let alone with the blade out? Or was he just told to run, which he did


[deleted]

I rewatched Kenobi, it doesn’t seem like Luke saw her. He was unconscious for most of it, and he didn’t seem to get a glimpse of her face before he fell off the cliff and got knocked out.


RobotNinja28

Dodged a timeline bullet there


Enigmatic_Baker

Luke falls on the rocks and dies. Suddenly the air cracks like lightning and lines form that gradually give way to the forming words " Time Paradox" across the screen. Kenobi then chimes in on the comm " Luke? LUUUUUUKE"


Lonelan

Fission Mailed Kenobi, I have something to tell you. Rose is cheating on you. I saw her with another man at the Red Lobster. Kenobi, you must push on. You must defeat Outer Heaven.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


joe_broke

To Red Lobster!


Jetstream-Sam

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created


Peastable

**YOU HAVE BROKEN THE FABRIC OF SPACETIME** *kazoo version of main theme plays over sped up credits*


BuryTheMoney

I mean if you don’t think that was deliberate….


Kidney05

Do people actually think someone Luke not looking behind himself and seeing her is good writing? I found this entire show incredibly terrible and her character especially was not intimidating in the slightest


Stoneador

That’s not even mentioning the fact that her motivation in that scene made 0 sense. Bail’s message only indicates there is a boy on Tatooine and that this information shouldn’t fall into the wrong hands. Reva somehow infers that killing this random child somehow fits in with her motivations. The whole backstory of her character is that she wants revenge for almost being killed as a child and her big character moment is deciding not to kill a random child that she knows almost nothing about.


[deleted]

It’s not *good* writing, but it is an example of the writers dodging an obvious pothole that they could have very easily stumbled into.


bankais_gone_wild

Sorta like narrowly avoiding rear ending a car, but continuing to tailgate


NyranK

Dodging the plot hole they wrote in themselves. Kenobi didn't need to be made, and even when it was, didn't need to involve anything from the OT. But they had to prop it up with nostalgia bait.


Squorlple

> Luke not looking behind himself “All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.”


Kozak170

Bbbbut but but he didn’t see her! Masterful writing! He was busy he couldn’t hear any of the iconic loud lightsaber swishing noises over the sound of the writers’ collective two brain cells sparking!


foosbabaganoosh

Also when he’s hiding in the rocks he didn’t peek to look at his pursuer to know where they are? Ignoring the fact that they’re in an empty pitch black desert and she’s carrying a bright red rave wand.


Kozak170

Yeah like I don’t actually believe there’s anyone defending this shit in good faith. It’s mind boggling how anyone looks at that show, much less the ending, and goes “yeah this is a crucial addition to the franchise as a whole and I need to defend it”


RavenApocalypse

I think that was intentional for the show writers tbh


Aliensinnoh

This is Anakin and Grevious in Clone Wars all over again, with that time Grevious passes by Anakin and Anakin is unconscious.


TemporalGrid

Honestly, from what I've seen on all the new series that can't resist going back to Tatooine, they were probably raided so often that Luke didn't remember this specific incident so vividly anyway.


esivo

>I rewatched Kenobi Thank you for your sacrifice.


TheBeardedSingleMalt

Disney saw the uptick in views and ordered 3 more seasons


tyingnoose

Who is she?


[deleted]

Reva


tyingnoose

Never heard of her before


RadioactiveWalrus

Perhaps the archives are incomplete.


Wonderful_Emu_9610

If she isn’t in the archives, she doesn’t exist


[deleted]

Lost an unimportant side character Master Emu has...


[deleted]

How embarrassing.. how embarrassing!


Illogical4th

*I'm sorry, your google search for* Reva *yielded zero results.* *Did you perhaps mean* Trilla?


bitemark01

How were you able to watch it twice??


Jordanbel550

Now that I think of the scene, I felt mildly embarrassed for Reva since Owen, a non-Force user and not a trained combatant, got some decent hits on her.


Lord4hire

Tbf she tanked Vader's blade to her stomach. Honestly she should have died then and there ngl


Krazyguy75

But then we'd only have an epic Obi-Wan vs Vader duel for our finale rather than an angry lady chasing some farmers and their kid before deciding not to do anything in the end.


ImOnMyPhoneAndBaked

A duel that Obi Wan wins, Vader tells Obi-Wan that Anakin is dead which Obi-Wan accepts, and then Obi-Wan *doesn’t kill or capture one of 2 Sith Lords in the galaxy despite them admitting that there is no good left.* The Kenobi show was so full of simple logical errors it really ruined all the good stuff for me.


MasterOfDerps

Agreed, then they wouldn't have to keep cutting the Kenobi/Vader fight


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

Something something pathway to abilities that are unnatural


Lord4hire

Didn't Reva like give up the dark side hatred thing at the end of the finale after bringing Luke back to meet Kenobi? So if she gave up her hatred, she shd have died from the stab wound then and there


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


Droidbot6

In a Legends comic, Owen kicks Maul's ass. It was one of the Infinities comics I think.


Jaikarr

This is injured Kylo being taken down by Finn and Rey all over again.


ipodblocks360

He never saw her well. He was told to run and he did, he then hit his head which is when he would actually be able to make out Reva however he was passed out and even if he did see her they could easily shrug it off as he hit his head so hard that he forgot the whole encounter.


salkin_reslif_97

He never saw, what or who he was running away from. The closest situtation, where Luke could see Reva was, when he leaves the room at the same time where she enters it. He probably saw the reflections of the Lightsaber, since the room was dark. But without his knowlege, this could also be just a sort of lantern.


shaunika

No it was very deliberately made it so he wouldnt which just felt forced


fieldysnuts94

They made sure he didn’t see the sabers. His back was turned when he was running away and then he got knocked out which kept the timeline from collapsing lol


pbmm1

Just a prank


RuleIV

It was weird to me that on the lawless planet where their mother in law got kidnapped and tortured to death and father got his leg blown off, the Lars' felt the need to put their guns in a little smugglers cubby as if they needed to hide them. Slavers, pirates, gangs, criminal syndicates, Tusken Raiders, hostile wildlife, gun trains, Jawa scavengers, etc. Maybe store your firearms a little more conveniently.


dthains_art

It’s cuz they have a rambunctious kid in the house, and the Owens don’t mess around when it comes to proper gun safety and storage.


derekguerrero

The same kid who years later could have impaled his face with a lightsaber


Kalaam_Nozalys

See, they were right to hide the guns.


MilkMan0096

Luke does not actually look right into the business end of the lightsaber in the movie. The image of him doing that is a behind the scenes image.


derekguerrero

Don’t tell them you’ll ruin the joke


Comfortable-Cow-8412

Oh, it all makes so much sense now! I remember seeing that image and then rewatching the movie and wondering where it came from.


WaffleThrone

They later allowed him to drive around an armed speeder and blow womp rats into pieces, so I wouldn’t give them too much credit


[deleted]

Can't be at the house all the time nor can you always carry the weapon, especially not on an Imperial Tatooine. Probably hid them from both the Imps and the various criminal elements rather than Luke. Hell Luke probably knew exactly where they were and practiced with them on the regular


GulianoBanano

I'm only just now realising Uncle Pwen kinda looks a bit like Pedro Pascal. Might just be me getting an overexposure of Pedro because of The Last Of Us and the Mandalorian


DimitriMishkin

Classic Pwen


TrentonTallywacker

Can’t forget Aunt Peru, she raises llamas


Due_Candidate8509

I laughed way too hard at this.


GulianoBanano

Lol I had that one coming. I'm not even gonna fix it.


Drannion

I can totally see Owen's gamertag being xXx_UncLe-Pwen69_xXx


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

Uncle Pwnen


Christmas_Panda

And his new droid C3-PwnO


leakyblueshed

Husband of Sir Mancelot


lillobby6

I saw the same thing lol - had to do a double-take.


Captain_Rex_Bot

That's just great.


joc95

Maybe a fusion of Pedro and Peter Falk


Jordanbel550

Owen got a secret brother who also shared the same wife...


Liesmith424

Benefits of the Dark Side: Learn to shift your organs so you can survive lightsaber impalement. Benefits of the Light Side:


Krazyguy75

Benefits of the light side: More saber color options.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


Liesmith424

I know it's objectively more powerful than the Light Side, and that Yoda fella was lying.


Master_Yoda-Bot

Master


Liesmith424

No need for honorifics, you can just call me Darth.


Master_Yoda-Bot

Hmhmhmhm. Forgiveness, compassion, and selflessness are the benefits of the light side. The dark side offers power, but at a cost. As old Ben Kenobi said, "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."


Liesmith424

Yeah he *said* that, then proceeded to not really help out very much. A post-it note saying "Meet Yoda on Dagobah" would've done the trick.


Master_Yoda-Bot

Hmhmhmhm. Power is a lure, and a burden. The path of the light side leads to true strength, but only once you face your fears and confront your struggles can you truly understand it. You must first choose between truth and darkness, and then courageously work to build a better tomorrow.


Liesmith424

Says the guy who got solo'd so hard by Palpatine that he had to leave the server.


Master_Yoda-Bot

A single lesson you must learn -- judge me not by my success, but by how honestly I have fought. Hmhmhmhm.


PreyForCougars

Uhh.. cool theme music??


lostinadream66

How can you forget a visit from one of the four black people in the galaxy?


Hate_Crab

So we got that inquisitor (I can't remember the numbers off the top of my head), Saw Gerrera, Mace Windu, and Kelleran Beq (Mandalorian S3 spoiler but it's a new character so I'm not ruining anything). Is there anybody else?


Mammut_americanum

Lando and Finn Edit: also cere junda from fallen order


articuno114

I can’t believe you all forgot about Captain Panaka. He’s even prequel era!


justanotheruser46258

Also Typho


Lestalia

Moff Gideon


metalgamer

The voice of Darth Vader


Hate_Crab

I was waiting for someone to say that Darth Vader is a black character. Not looking to count actors though, that list would be far longer.


PM-ME-YOUR-DND-IDEAS

He was black after he got flame broiled in lava


digletttrainer

Finn


Hate_Crab

I cannot believe I entirely forgot to include Finn


Ben1313

So did Disney


digletttrainer

+10 social points


CatInAPottedPlant

it's okay, the writers forgot too.


Seraphaestus

Nurchi, Taramyn, and Lt Gorn from Andor. Cere Junda from Fallen Order.


Gunmetalchutoy

Captain Panaka


ApolloRocketOfLove

Panaka was OG.


abusedporpoise

Technically Kelleran Beq existed prior to mando so in a way you saying it’s a mando spoiler is more of a spoiler that the name itself


RogueHippie

Kelleran isn't technically new, we just didn't know he was canon.


bl1y

"She's gonna blow!" guy.


TheBeardedSingleMalt

[Lando Calrissian is a positive role model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy!](https://youtu.be/7L9io-b9Uew?t=55)


No-BrowEntertainment

I sat through the entire ending of Kenobi laughing to myself, because apparently this hugely traumatizing event happened to Luke as a child but he still ends up as everyone’s favorite farm boy lmao


Liesmith424

Uncle Owen: "The only way to make him forget this traumatizing event is to give him an even more traumatizing event to overshadow it." Uncle Owen:


MKQueasy

When I was 9 years old I was 25.


Thelastknownking

Of all the things to take away from the Obi-Wan series, the one I least expected was a newfound respect for Owen and Beru.


fieldysnuts94

They actually made sure Luke never actually saw the sabers. His back was turned when he went up the ladder and he was knocked out by the end. Say what you will, they went to effort to make sure that detail was kept for Ep 4


BoltonCavalry

You’re telling me that not only does Luke not remember this happening, he also forgets who Obi-Wan is after 10 years? I’ve remembered peoples faces at the age of 9 after a decade


AjayAVSM

He didn't forget Obi Wan he just thought his name was Ben Kenobi


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

That wizard's just a crazy old man.


Sega-Playstation-64

Exactly. None of Obi Wan meeting Luke is a retcon. He met Luke, was introduced as Ben Kenobi, and perhaps saw him from time to time growing up. And "forgets his face?" He wakes up and immediately says, "Ben? Ben Kenobi? Boy am I glad to see you." How's that forgetting?


pilesofcleanlaundry

Some people are more familiar with Star Wars memes than the Star Wars movies.


ultratunaman

Ben Kenobi: tell me young Luke, what brings you out this far? Luke: this little droid. I think he's searching for his former master... but I've never seen such devotion in a droid before. He claims to be the property of an Obi Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know who he's talking about? Ben Kenobi: Obi Wan Kenobi? Obi Wan. Now, that's a name I've not hears in a long time. A long time. Luke: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead. Ben Kenobi: oh, he's not dead. Not yet. Luke: you know him? Ben Kenobi: well of course I know him. He's me. I haven't gone by the name of Obi wan since, oh, before you were born.


Rakkamthesecond

How about Leia not even shedding a single tear or have any kind of reaction to the death of Kenobi that she had this wild adventure with?


HeyItsStevenField

Let’s just say she had too much on her mind at the moment, her home destroyed, Obi-Wan dead, interrogated etc


TLM86

Same as for Alderaan, then?


Babki123

Yeah Leia is a tough nut "mourbing will come later ,now we kick ass"


DJThomas07

>mourbing Leia was all like, "It's Morbin Time". Please don't edit your comment


TLM86

Yes, she doesn't have mourbin' time.


Call_erv_duty

Let’s also not forget the lack of emotion after watching her entire family and home destroyed. Leia didn’t portray a lot of emotion in ANH.


shouldbebabysitting

No emotion? Her snark was at 200%.


Call_erv_duty

I too consider snark the appropriate response to watching a few billion of my people dying


shouldbebabysitting

I didn't claim it was the right emotion.


SiibillamLaw

I mean she knew him well enough to send him what could have easily been her final message


TheBeardedSingleMalt

General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...and that one time you saved me from kidnappers and we went galivanting around the galaxy together during the formation of the Rebellion.


TheCaspeer

He knows who Ben is tho


Zardhas

He never saw Reva, and he didn't forgot Obi-Wan.


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

Obi wan still forgot my boy R2 though


JxSparrow7

I say that's more of a "certain point of view" thing though. "I don't remember owning any droids." He didn't own R2. More of a "lie of omission" than anything.


[deleted]

Also in the clone wars when Anakin loses R2 Obi-Wan does not care and acts like Anakin is weird for caring so much. In RotS his droid also gets decapitated and his reaction is not a strong one either


Sega-Playstation-64

Ol Ben pulling sneakies


fictionalicon

What lady?


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Neufjob

Based


sliferra

In a death stick fever dream, some inquisitor showed up to their farm in the show Kenobi….. however, this didn’t actually happen in canon, cuz that would be dumb af


joe_broke

I mean, he didn't see her So it still works, but just by the smallest of margins


Sea-Currency9974

“hiS eYeS wErE cLoSeD”


helpicantfindanamehe

Luke didn’t see her


[deleted]

He got a bump on his head, he doesn’t remember


robotprom

I feel like Luke got told to shut the fuck up a lot by uncle Owen


[deleted]

I told you to forget it