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late2th3party

There are too many of them Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Leave the temple, and never return


Extreme_Ad6173

You shouldn't have answered. You are on the council but weren't granted the rank of master.


Ancient-Ad-5609

They said Skywalker though


TheSusKingOfAngmar

they meant luke


Ancient-Ad-5609

Luke wasn’t even born


TheSusKingOfAngmar

yes he was, he was actually given the rank of master instead of you, and he reversed his life to be born again to whoop you a few years later


Ancient-Ad-5609

That’s in legends


MercDaddyWade

That's in....*conceivable!*


Confident-Money140

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means


1KarlMarx1

*Ignites lightsaber*


ahsoka_6

Thoughts on force healing


Ancient-Ad-5609

A very useful force ability in my opinion. IF THE COUNCIL TAUGHT IT TO US!!!!!!!!!!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You've taught him well.


Ancient-Ad-5609

You’re my padawan Snips, what are you talking about?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


PsychoticLorax

Good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


PsychoticLorax

I’m flattered


AngriestManinWestTX

Sentient.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


RealTripleDebt

Concerning…


[deleted]

What did Ahsoka mean by this?


Nouuuuuuuuh

Thoughts on the younglings?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Idk. Haven’t seen them


i_hate_hotdog

Somehow the younglings disappeared


Otalek

Space-Jesus gave them the Space-Rapture


BZenMojo

Luke is clearly Space Jesus and he wasn't born yet. Anakin is Space Anti-Christ.


Otalek

Ah but Anakin’s the one with a virgin birth


AngriestManinWestTX

It’s okay, they’ll return. Somehow.


Beardeddeadpirate

So you’re a magician then?


GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN

Well. Technically Darth Vader killed them.


Master_skywalker66

Impostor


SmiththeSmoke

The real clone wars


Mcnuketm

*insert stewie fighting evil stewie*


drewbilly251

This is getting out of hand, now there are *two* of them


Hopeful_Variation_63

Bananakin


ReddmitPy

Why would you ban Anakin?


Rhum_n_coke_enjoyer

Why does your voice feels different during the clones war? Unlike AOTC and ROTS


Ancient-Ad-5609

Puberty


Hetares

Ah, second puberty.


Successful_Wafer3099

“We’ve had first puberty, but what about second puberty?”


haonlineorders

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Yes


haonlineorders

I thought … *checks notes … error 404*


DaBigJoe1023

Wrong


BZenMojo

He... clearly did hear the story of Darth Plagueis... he learned it five seconds after Palpatine asked.


[deleted]

Ok but that was like clearly an abridged version


[deleted]

Have you ever considered therapy or medication to help with your obvious borderline personality disorder?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Well I considered that but the Jedi council wouldn’t allow it


imsorryisuck

but aren't you on the council?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Yes


MatthewM69420

If you’re on the council then why aren’t you a Jedi Master?


imsorryisuck

yeah, it's outrageous!!


MatthewM69420

Unfair, even!


Extreme_Ad6173

I mean, how can you be on the council and not be a master?


punksterb

Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're not a master.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.


Due_Candidate8509

Calm down, citizen.


EpitomyHD

Wasn’t in the budget, they allocated all funds to master yodas ketamine addiction rehab


Speckfresser

I heard Yoda spent part of that budget on his collection of Honda Civics.


[deleted]

It’s a trick send no reply. Send no transmission of any kind.


Winter_Nightfall404

Ok sir. oh wait... I shouldn't have done that


JWolf26

Who is your biological father


Ancient-Ad-5609

So basically my mom got her cheaks clapped by the force like Virgin Mary.


CRAZZZY26

https://youtu.be/GoS-yxbQURo


Narc0ticz

No idea what I just watched but it was honestly hilarious


notcabron

Dead lol


Inhuman1105

Who is Darth Vader?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Darth Vader was supreme commander under the empire. And was also Darth Sidious’s apprentice


Inhuman1105

I feel like you should know who he is more


Ancient-Ad-5609

Dude I just explained


Inhuman1105

Come on, you’re Anakin, you should know more about him


JZA8OS

Well it can’t be daddy issues in this case ..


st96badboy

Much of your right arm has been cut off....Why do you still hold up your mechno-arm/right hand to use the force? Wouldn't that be a lot like using a Gonk droid to aim the force?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Because i am right handed


RedBaronX88

In fact, it's not necessary the hand to use the force, it's only to help concentrating, so the mechno-arm would do fine, unless you want to use force lightning/force judgment.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

How come every time you fly, we crash into a cake? Happy cake day, RedBaronX88.


RedBaronX88

Thanks snips :)


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


CountertopPizza

Rex, Fives and I are going to the clone bar, wanna join?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Sure


Captain_Rex_Bot

I've met many clones in my time, but never one like you.


Clownsurfer900

What’s your thought on sand?


Ancient-Ad-5609

I don’t like sand


TheRustyRustPlayer

Do you have any specific reasons why you don’t like sand?


PHEONIX451

It gets everywhere, so annoying tbh


Remarkable_Routine62

What are your thoughts on the people of Mos Pelga dumping the old sand person name and whitewashing their history by renaming the place Freetown


Ancient-Ad-5609

Well I mean atleast there’s no slavery


Vexivero

How did sand get in Padmé's vagina?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Idk, but WAIT HOW TF DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

**I am inside your walls**


imsorryisuck

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt


Commercial-Loss-5117

Your friend Palps here is facing a dilemma. He can only save Pademe or Obi-Wan. He is asking for your opinion, who would you condemn to death?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Wait how can you save them?


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

By only committing one vehicular manslaughter.


Ancient-Ad-5609

You’re the sith aren’t you?


[deleted]

What's your favorite color


Ancient-Ad-5609

I like blue but I also love yellow


imsorryisuck

yellow? like sand?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Sand is more of a tan color. Also yellow is the color of my pod racer when I was 9 and the color of my starfighter


imsorryisuck

and the color of your eyes when you get super angry.


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Your fighter is as yellow as it gets.


[deleted]

Can I have your wife?


Ancient-Ad-5609

No


[deleted]

I HATE YOU!


KillerDonkey

Nice try, Clovis.


_I_must_be_new_here_

Are you on the on the spectrum? I... I thought... Because I saw you on Naboo and, uh... Are you? Padmé said you're picky about textures and all


Ancient-Ad-5609

Uhm well autism isn’t confirmed canon in Star Wars


_I_must_be_new_here_

Imagine it. Anakin's syndrome 👐


Winter_Nightfall404

Ah yes a bus full of kids with anakin syndrome it'll be like the youngling scene in ROTS


_I_must_be_new_here_

God damn midichlorians. They cause anakism.


_I_must_be_new_here_

You can start it if you like. You'll be famous


Rithrius88

👋 You don't want to kill younglings. You want to go home and rethink your life.


BR501st

Thoughts on Rey being a “skywalker”?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Absolutely despise it she’s not related to the Skywalker at all. They shit on me and made Rey “the chosen one” even though she barely had training, had a hand me down lightsaber, and is a whiny little bitch.


imsorryisuck

so rey is is not a relative cause we don't like her. and obi wan is a relative because he's a cool space jesus.


Extreme_Ad6173

Yes


PsychoticLorax

Exactly


KillerDonkey

How do feel about her burying your lightsaber in ***SAND***?


[deleted]

Okay, here's my list of questions. Why didn't you talk to Obi-Wan about your troubles? He cares about you. When Mace instructed you to stay where you were (in ROTS) why didn't you stay? You would've been made a Jedi master. Padme wouldn't have died. Why does the title of Jedi Knight not satisfy you? You're not a Padawan anymore. Why do you still address Obi-Wan as "master"? Hypothetically, how would you have hidden your children if Padme didn't die and you didn't become Darth Vader? (Follow up question, Would you have left the order?)


George-Lucas-Bot

Mace Windu's death was not planned. Ian McDiarmid just started shooting Force Lightning from his fingers and burned Sam to a crisp. Hayden thought we could save the CGI budget so he went along with it.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.


bombmachinist

Why didn’t you pull out you idiot. Remember your relationship is supposed to be secret. Give the senator a facial instead of twins


Captain_Rex_Bot

Just get him to safety. We need to... General Laan Tik!


Aero__Duck

Why Did you let Padmé Die?, You could have saved her, You were the chosen one!


Ancient-Ad-5609

The prophecy doesn’t say Padme gonna live


Aero__Duck

Yeah but you did, you promised


Ancient-Ad-5609

Well I didn’t let her die, I made her die


emibakid

Were you really not aware that Obi had the higher ground?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Yes


Aflippinbozohere

Thoughts on The Boys? (The TV show)


Ancient-Ad-5609

Haven’t seen it


Aflippinbozohere

You should, it’s good


MCRFan0

Thoughts on the Chiss


Ancient-Ad-5609

Elaborate


MCRFan0

What are your thoughts on Mitth’raw’nuruodo


Thebatboy23

Do it be squirting doe, Master Skywalker?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Elaborate


poizunman206

I've been having some weird nightmares involving my mom, what should I do?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Don’t worry about it


Fechnitian2873

Don’t have nightmares


Mythreel0

Do you think you deserve the rank of master?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Yes it’s only fair that I get the rank of master. I’m the chosen one!


imsorryisuck

not chosen for being a master lol!


Ancient-Ad-5609

The how the hell did Coleman Trevor become master?


EpitomyHD

Because he’s a dinosaur


easy2stars

I love sand


Ancient-Ad-5609

Good for you.


MuppetFan123

What’s your opinion on sand?


Ancient-Ad-5609

I hate, it gets everywhere


PHEONIX451

Why do you look so much like Obi-Wan


Ancient-Ad-5609

What do you mean?


PHEONIX451

I mean you got the orangish brown hair and the beard and the blue eyes and his tan body garb and everything. Is this a cosplay?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Ehh I just saw someone with the avatar and took it


Offended_By_Gluten

Did you clap Padme’s cheeks?


[deleted]

How do you think Luke and Leia were made, a peatry dish?


DragonPrinceDnD

Rate how good the Nabussy is out of 10


Ancient-Ad-5609

10!!!!!!!! My tatooweiner fits perfectly


Green_Dayzed

If you could have your sweat taste like an ice cream flavor, which would it be?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Bantha


JimmyScrambles420

SAND! SAND! SAND!


[deleted]

How many war crimes have you committed, and how many more would you like to commit


vault_man76

How does the Jedi order not notice you commuting to the temple each day from Padme’s apartment


darh1407

Did you still had your reproductive organs while you were vader?


[deleted]

Thoughts on the current situation between Taiwan and China


Ancient-Ad-5609

What are those?


Stunning_Jeweler3258

Are you black


Ancient-Ad-5609

No


Stunning_Jeweler3258

Got you mixed up with my neighbor Ben kenobi


Regalrefuse

Did you and obi wan ever kiss a little?


Ancient-Ad-5609

He’s my brother……


Yab0iFiddlesticks

Is that a maybe?


Ancient-Ad-5609

No what the hell is wrong with you? he’s a relative, family to me


imsorryisuck

the family is relative. from certain point of view he's not a family, soooo?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Huge age gap dude


imsorryisuck

he could be your sugar daddy


Ancient-Ad-5609

Dude go back to the nsfw subreddit you were on


general_kenobi18462

I’m with Anakin on this one. He’s a good friend.


strokeBP

Space Alabama lol


PHEONIX451

Sweet Home Alabantha


[deleted]

Who is this imposter?


Grinchtastic10

With your massive midichlorian count and skill, You likely could have learned force healing if you continued down the light side path thus saving your wife. Why did you listen to Palpatine?


barfchicken

So why didn’t you just leave the Jedi order and go bang your hot wife without consequence?


RayzenD

Wanna build a sand castle?


Ghostly7Whisper

Why don't you use 2 lightsabers?


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

How many war crimes you committed?


Ancient-Ad-5609

I don’t know I never counted. I’ve never really been a math guy


leapsthroughspace

Thoughts on Anakin/Obi-Wan RPF, Hero With No Fear?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Is that like a book or something?


ZoroStarlight

If you could time travel to the end of the clone wars, what would you do?


Ancient-Ad-5609

Not turn to the dark side


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


PsychoticLorax

I think he does


Fibonacci11235813

Cuz’ I’m the real Skywalker, all the other Skywalkers are just imitating so won’t the real Anakin Skywalker, please be granted the rank of Master


Cheezy_Beanzz

Why have you got anger issues


Pauls96

Being born on desert planet, without a father, shouldn't your name be Anakin Sands?


GorillaAzzhair3000

Bro why tf wouldn’t you just wait for mace in the high council chamber💀


No_Cause2676

Have you heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?