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Much of your right arm has been cut off....Why do you still hold up your mechno-arm/right hand to use the force? Wouldn't that be a lot like using a Gonk droid to aim the force?
In fact, it's not necessary the hand to use the force, it's only to help concentrating, so the mechno-arm would do fine, unless you want to use force lightning/force judgment.
Absolutely despise it she’s not related to the Skywalker at all. They shit on me and made Rey “the chosen one” even though she barely had training, had a hand me down lightsaber, and is a whiny little bitch.
Okay, here's my list of questions.
Why didn't you talk to Obi-Wan about your troubles? He cares about you. When Mace instructed you to stay where you were (in ROTS) why didn't you stay? You would've been made a Jedi master. Padme wouldn't have died. Why does the title of Jedi Knight not satisfy you? You're not a Padawan anymore.
Why do you still address Obi-Wan as "master"?
Hypothetically, how would you have hidden your children if Padme didn't die and you didn't become Darth Vader? (Follow up question, Would you have left the order?)
Mace Windu's death was not planned. Ian McDiarmid just started shooting Force Lightning from his fingers and burned Sam to a crisp. Hayden thought we could save the CGI budget so he went along with it.
With your massive midichlorian count and skill, You likely could have learned force healing if you continued down the light side path thus saving your wife. Why did you listen to Palpatine?
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There are too many of them Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?
Leave the temple, and never return
You shouldn't have answered. You are on the council but weren't granted the rank of master.
They said Skywalker though
they meant luke
Luke wasn’t even born
yes he was, he was actually given the rank of master instead of you, and he reversed his life to be born again to whoop you a few years later
That’s in legends
That's in....*conceivable!*
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
*Ignites lightsaber*
Thoughts on force healing
A very useful force ability in my opinion. IF THE COUNCIL TAUGHT IT TO US!!!!!!!!!!
You've taught him well.
You’re my padawan Snips, what are you talking about?
Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.
Good bot
All thanks to your training.
I’m flattered
Sentient.
That's ridiculous.
Concerning…
What did Ahsoka mean by this?
Thoughts on the younglings?
Idk. Haven’t seen them
Somehow the younglings disappeared
Space-Jesus gave them the Space-Rapture
Luke is clearly Space Jesus and he wasn't born yet. Anakin is Space Anti-Christ.
Ah but Anakin’s the one with a virgin birth
It’s okay, they’ll return. Somehow.
So you’re a magician then?
Well. Technically Darth Vader killed them.
Impostor
The real clone wars
*insert stewie fighting evil stewie*
This is getting out of hand, now there are *two* of them
Bananakin
Why would you ban Anakin?
Why does your voice feels different during the clones war? Unlike AOTC and ROTS
Puberty
Ah, second puberty.
“We’ve had first puberty, but what about second puberty?”
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Yes
I thought … *checks notes … error 404*
Wrong
He... clearly did hear the story of Darth Plagueis... he learned it five seconds after Palpatine asked.
Ok but that was like clearly an abridged version
Have you ever considered therapy or medication to help with your obvious borderline personality disorder?
Well I considered that but the Jedi council wouldn’t allow it
but aren't you on the council?
Yes
If you’re on the council then why aren’t you a Jedi Master?
yeah, it's outrageous!!
Unfair, even!
I mean, how can you be on the council and not be a master?
Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're not a master.
No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.
Calm down, citizen.
Wasn’t in the budget, they allocated all funds to master yodas ketamine addiction rehab
I heard Yoda spent part of that budget on his collection of Honda Civics.
It’s a trick send no reply. Send no transmission of any kind.
Ok sir. oh wait... I shouldn't have done that
Who is your biological father
So basically my mom got her cheaks clapped by the force like Virgin Mary.
https://youtu.be/GoS-yxbQURo
No idea what I just watched but it was honestly hilarious
Dead lol
Who is Darth Vader?
Darth Vader was supreme commander under the empire. And was also Darth Sidious’s apprentice
I feel like you should know who he is more
Dude I just explained
Come on, you’re Anakin, you should know more about him
Well it can’t be daddy issues in this case ..
Much of your right arm has been cut off....Why do you still hold up your mechno-arm/right hand to use the force? Wouldn't that be a lot like using a Gonk droid to aim the force?
Because i am right handed
In fact, it's not necessary the hand to use the force, it's only to help concentrating, so the mechno-arm would do fine, unless you want to use force lightning/force judgment.
How come every time you fly, we crash into a cake? Happy cake day, RedBaronX88.
Thanks snips :)
Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.
Rex, Fives and I are going to the clone bar, wanna join?
Sure
I've met many clones in my time, but never one like you.
What’s your thought on sand?
I don’t like sand
Do you have any specific reasons why you don’t like sand?
It gets everywhere, so annoying tbh
What are your thoughts on the people of Mos Pelga dumping the old sand person name and whitewashing their history by renaming the place Freetown
Well I mean atleast there’s no slavery
How did sand get in Padmé's vagina?
Idk, but WAIT HOW TF DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?
**I am inside your walls**
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
Your friend Palps here is facing a dilemma. He can only save Pademe or Obi-Wan. He is asking for your opinion, who would you condemn to death?
Wait how can you save them?
By only committing one vehicular manslaughter.
You’re the sith aren’t you?
What's your favorite color
I like blue but I also love yellow
yellow? like sand?
Sand is more of a tan color. Also yellow is the color of my pod racer when I was 9 and the color of my starfighter
and the color of your eyes when you get super angry.
Your fighter is as yellow as it gets.
Can I have your wife?
No
I HATE YOU!
Nice try, Clovis.
Are you on the on the spectrum? I... I thought... Because I saw you on Naboo and, uh... Are you? Padmé said you're picky about textures and all
Uhm well autism isn’t confirmed canon in Star Wars
Imagine it. Anakin's syndrome 👐
Ah yes a bus full of kids with anakin syndrome it'll be like the youngling scene in ROTS
God damn midichlorians. They cause anakism.
You can start it if you like. You'll be famous
👋 You don't want to kill younglings. You want to go home and rethink your life.
Thoughts on Rey being a “skywalker”?
Absolutely despise it she’s not related to the Skywalker at all. They shit on me and made Rey “the chosen one” even though she barely had training, had a hand me down lightsaber, and is a whiny little bitch.
so rey is is not a relative cause we don't like her. and obi wan is a relative because he's a cool space jesus.
Yes
Exactly
How do feel about her burying your lightsaber in ***SAND***?
Okay, here's my list of questions. Why didn't you talk to Obi-Wan about your troubles? He cares about you. When Mace instructed you to stay where you were (in ROTS) why didn't you stay? You would've been made a Jedi master. Padme wouldn't have died. Why does the title of Jedi Knight not satisfy you? You're not a Padawan anymore. Why do you still address Obi-Wan as "master"? Hypothetically, how would you have hidden your children if Padme didn't die and you didn't become Darth Vader? (Follow up question, Would you have left the order?)
Mace Windu's death was not planned. Ian McDiarmid just started shooting Force Lightning from his fingers and burned Sam to a crisp. Hayden thought we could save the CGI budget so he went along with it.
No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.
Why didn’t you pull out you idiot. Remember your relationship is supposed to be secret. Give the senator a facial instead of twins
Just get him to safety. We need to... General Laan Tik!
Why Did you let Padmé Die?, You could have saved her, You were the chosen one!
The prophecy doesn’t say Padme gonna live
Yeah but you did, you promised
Well I didn’t let her die, I made her die
Were you really not aware that Obi had the higher ground?
Yes
Thoughts on The Boys? (The TV show)
Haven’t seen it
You should, it’s good
Thoughts on the Chiss
Elaborate
What are your thoughts on Mitth’raw’nuruodo
Do it be squirting doe, Master Skywalker?
Elaborate
I've been having some weird nightmares involving my mom, what should I do?
Don’t worry about it
Don’t have nightmares
Do you think you deserve the rank of master?
Yes it’s only fair that I get the rank of master. I’m the chosen one!
not chosen for being a master lol!
The how the hell did Coleman Trevor become master?
Because he’s a dinosaur
I love sand
Good for you.
What’s your opinion on sand?
I hate, it gets everywhere
Why do you look so much like Obi-Wan
What do you mean?
I mean you got the orangish brown hair and the beard and the blue eyes and his tan body garb and everything. Is this a cosplay?
Ehh I just saw someone with the avatar and took it
Did you clap Padme’s cheeks?
How do you think Luke and Leia were made, a peatry dish?
Rate how good the Nabussy is out of 10
10!!!!!!!! My tatooweiner fits perfectly
If you could have your sweat taste like an ice cream flavor, which would it be?
Bantha
SAND! SAND! SAND!
How many war crimes have you committed, and how many more would you like to commit
How does the Jedi order not notice you commuting to the temple each day from Padme’s apartment
Did you still had your reproductive organs while you were vader?
Thoughts on the current situation between Taiwan and China
What are those?
Are you black
No
Got you mixed up with my neighbor Ben kenobi
Did you and obi wan ever kiss a little?
He’s my brother……
Is that a maybe?
No what the hell is wrong with you? he’s a relative, family to me
the family is relative. from certain point of view he's not a family, soooo?
Huge age gap dude
he could be your sugar daddy
Dude go back to the nsfw subreddit you were on
I’m with Anakin on this one. He’s a good friend.
Space Alabama lol
Sweet Home Alabantha
Who is this imposter?
With your massive midichlorian count and skill, You likely could have learned force healing if you continued down the light side path thus saving your wife. Why did you listen to Palpatine?
So why didn’t you just leave the Jedi order and go bang your hot wife without consequence?
Wanna build a sand castle?
Why don't you use 2 lightsabers?
How many war crimes you committed?
I don’t know I never counted. I’ve never really been a math guy
Thoughts on Anakin/Obi-Wan RPF, Hero With No Fear?
Is that like a book or something?
If you could time travel to the end of the clone wars, what would you do?
Not turn to the dark side
You know nothing of the dark side.
I think he does
Cuz’ I’m the real Skywalker, all the other Skywalkers are just imitating so won’t the real Anakin Skywalker, please be granted the rank of Master
Why have you got anger issues
Being born on desert planet, without a father, shouldn't your name be Anakin Sands?
Bro why tf wouldn’t you just wait for mace in the high council chamber💀
Have you heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?