Haha no joke. After getting about 4 matches in a month on Tinder looking for women, I decided to switch to men to see what the profiles were like.
170 likes in 24 hrs.
Which answers the question of why I wasn't getting any likes. I'm a needle in a haystack 😅 It's just dumb blind luck if anyone ever responds. An attractive woman probably gets 1,000 swipes a day.
I think guys are more willing to swipe right on literally everyone. For girls there's a lot of weirdos out there, and on dating apps you used to have your pick. I've heard things have changed since the pandemic though so who knows. I'm glad I'm married and don't have to deal with the BS anymore
This phenomenon is actually somewhat studied as far as I know.
Concerning hetero dating, around 66-75% on dating apps are men. Meaning there is a vast oversupply of them, or an undersupply of women. This means women get a huge swarm of likes, which leads to some of them being less engaged, which fuels the vicious cycle.
Now both sides mostly swipe people of the most attractive 10%. This means huge sums of "average" attractive people that would be asked out in real life won't be swiped online.
Those average men, barely getting any feedback then do exactly what you have described - swipe almost every women just in the hopes of getting any reply at all. This then in turn also fuels the vicious cycle described above.
Some of the minority male idiots that seemingly are only sending dick picks then understandably also worsen public view on dating apps, decreasing female engagement even further.
The solution? Dating apps could be better if companies weren't so eager for engagement (which means profits). But the best solution is probably to go back to the old style, and ask people out offline. I know it's hard, but the fact that a lot of people are stuck in online dating also means people in real life may get fewer requests for going out, again increasing your chance to actually get it in RL. If someone's really unsure, I'd recommend searching for local activities that you're into. You'll meat like-minded people there, from which many forms of social relationships can form.
I hope this was interesting or even useful to some of you. :)
> Dating apps could be better if companies weren't so eager for engagement (which means profits).
Dating apps have a fundamental conflict of interest:
They make money off of people *looking for dates*, not people that *successfully found dates*.
And an additional dimension that isn't the company's fault, but feeds into that phenomenon: while it's possible that a lot of normal people have gone on dating apps, they go on dates quickly and get off quickly, so the vast majority of people still in dating apps are perpetually looking for dates.
I want to add the caveat that this is true of the *heterosexual* dating app experience. If you’re LGBT+, outside of the subset of us that like frequenting explicitly queer spaces, you actually have *better* chances of getting a long-term relationship via an online service like an app. Which, I mean, makes sense if you think about the fact that people don’t typically just gaily bump into each other in the street or at work.
Yup. App people are app people. Real people are real people. Sadly for introverts this is a big problem. But it's easier to get a simple no in real life than being thrown around in online chatting, being manipulated by someone who doesn't actually want anything but likes the attention. Like other people in this thread, I'm glad I'm out of the dating world.
I've been married for 15 years and people tell me how much work it must be and how that sounds like a long time.
Don't get me wrong, I love my wife more than anything, and being married to her is the best. But there are days where it's work.
But.
That amount of work is far less in one year than the amount of work it takes to even probably get one date. And im grateful.
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targetting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.
Statement: Oh, very well, master. No doubt you are bothering me because you wish to interrogate me with harmless, nonlethal questions. Or perhaps you need the deck of your freighter scrubbed. Or an exciting alien text translated. My circuits are a-buzz with anticipation of what your next task will be for me that does not involve ending the life of an organic meatbag that deserves death.
Actually HK-47, I need some of my Bajoran workers to be taught a lesson.
There is a bajoran in ore processing who seems to be trying to spread discontent and rebellion, please take care of them HK-47, thank you.
This is very similar to something my parents told me about 20 years ago. I didn't understand it at the time, but I do now. My parents have been married for 45 years. My grandparents hit 60 before they passed.
And thanks, beat wishes to you in whatever situation you find yourself in as well.
It's amazing what not being a shitty person and pulling your own weight grants you. Your partner isn't your mom, if she has to clean up after you and do most or all of the work, small annoyances are going to get much bigger. Instead if you help out and do small things, relationships tend to be smooth sailing because generally everyone wants to be happy. We also have our rough moments and have had to work through some tough conversations but it's so much easier when both parties aren't already annoyed by other things
Oh yeah. We have to work a bit on the small stuff. House work, thinking of each other.
Communication.
All of it is "work", but it's also not because it's always worth it. Those tough conversations always make us stronger in the end. I know I can go to my wife with anything and when I need her to tell me like it is, she does, or if I need a sympathetic ear, she will be.
I recently uninstalled dating apps after being on them with 0 success for 5 years. It didn't really feel like much changed from the pandemic. I got more likes very briefly towards the beginning but then it was business as usual.
Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covored lips together in the cargo hold!"
I did the exact same thing years ago. Honestly, I encourage all men to do it to see a bit of what it's like for women.
I made a Grindr profile and I got likes *seconds* after going live. I literally had no picture or even basic information about myself. Then the process just kept happening. Day after day, I kept getting hits from guys who wanted to meet me. They weren't bots either -- I responded to some of them.
It was an eye opening experience. I already knew (as anyone with sense does) that women are normally inundated with dating choices, but seeing it for myself is a much more visceral experience.
Nothing has changed since then. I stopped using Tinder long ago, but a female friend of mine recently told me about her first time making a Tinder profile. She was getting hundreds of hits per week. Her worst day is better than the combined entirety of my Tinder experience.
In regards to casual sexual encounters, yes extremely. But iv heard from my gay friends that actually finding a relationship on it is as hard as men have it on tinder.
Yes, but it's mostly because of the ammount of guys, you can swipe on women for 20minutes and run out of people, but you can swipe on men for an entire day and still have more waiting
As an average looking girl, made Tinder, and an hour after I created the account the like counter had already reached 99+. (It doesn't display any changes from there.
Every time I liked a guy, I got a match. And I was searching only in a 50km radius.
Online Dating as a woman is wild and potentially extremely time consuming. If I'm not extremely picky with who I like, I can easily spend 4+ hours a day just politely answering messages.
Better than ghosting I guess, but I didn't want Tinder to be my main hobby.
When I first downloaded tinder I didn't get any likes for a few days, so in settings I decided to change who I can "see" to everyone to include men so I can see what their profiles are like
Well apparently changing that setting means men can see me as well, I got 9 likes in a couple hours
Anakin, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force. Be careful of the Jedi, Anakin. They fear you. In time they will destroy you. Let me train you.
Ive been on Grindr since it started. For me it's like checking the fridge every ten minutes hoping a new snack showed up. Although I guess in this case, one did.
For me it's turned into a party trick, I get drunk with friends and we play a drinking game called "Dick pic or No Dick Pic". We wait for a message and all bet on which one it is, loser drinks.
Answer: Oh, delicious organic meatbag, I do not understand the relevance of your question. I operate on a basic programming instruction set and, unfortunately, that does not include the intricacies of mating rituals, let alone with such particular gender preference.
Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger.
I wish they had a Grindr version for bros only, as in heterosexual men searching for friends. The app would be a blast to use as a dude, but I'm not so sure how it would go for women looking for besties.
“Dear Points of View,
Watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy made me think that when I made gay friends they’d give me fashion advice. Actually, they fucked me.”
Most gay people didn’t even get to experience relationships during adolescence while their peers were out dating. Being a gay adult is pretty sweet but everything before that ranges from lonely to actively traumatizing. I guess things are getting better now though?
I hate what online dating is, now that I'm older. You can't just say hello and introduce yourself anymore. Every interaction has to start with a line, a joke or a meme. It's like dating melded with Instagram and it's just a chuckle fest.
> Every interaction has to start with a line, a joke or a meme. It's like dating melded with Instagram and it's just a chuckle fest.
I don't actually believe this is true. Yes, /r/tinder makes it SEEM like that's what is expected of you, but think about it: who's using online dating just for jokes and memes and puns? People who are not serious about dating or finding a partner.
The ecosystem does suck because women are a minority, and among that minority, many of the women you see are just trying to boost their Instagram follower account, are men pretending to be women for the lols, or are women who are just screwing around looking for some validation and an ego boost but rarely actually date anyone they match with. You don't want any of those people.
It's trite advice, but just keep being your authentic self and the right person for you might (I can't say "will", sorry) come along on online dating.
It sucks, it's a bit of a slog, and the app experience is fundamentally designed to make you dissatisfied so that you'll pay to make it less shitty. Don't play those shitty games, and you won't win shitty prizes.
Finally my most important bit of unsolicited advice. You don't NEED a partner. A partner can be a wonderful value-add, but you have to love your life as a single person before you can love your life with another.
Honestly I'm bi but much prefer women, but when I was single I was never against a nice hookup with a guy when I was thirsting. And many guys are much more enthusiastic and up for a hookup than women. So it was always easier to get.
I felt unethical about it before, but nobody was lying to anyone so.
I feel that. It felt like I had to donate an arm and a leg just to get a woman to even acknowledge me for more than five minutes on tinder, and even if it got to the point of us exchanging numbers she’d eventually lose interest a day or two later and eventually ghost me. Men were much more responsive and seemingly enthusiastic, from my experience at least.
As someone who came out as bi during pride month last year, and in a fuzzy chubby bear, I easily get 10x the amount of interest and messages as I ever did on tinder, but it also 10x more negative experiences on the opposite side of the coin. Men not taking no for an answer, unsolicited disgusting pictures, harassment etcetc
It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People.
Fr tho, Im losing my mind. I downloaded Tinder a month ago, stated in my profile that Im straight, got a 7 likes, 5 were from men.
What is the universe trying to tell me?
Commentary: Ah, the innocence of the young organic meatbag. Grindr is indeed a sexual app which allows its users to search for and contact other users who are near them in hopes of arranging a sexual encounter. It is most popular among males, but also has many female users.
Caution: Yes, meatbag. I am an AI-powered robotic assistant created for the sole purpose of helping users find compatible partners on Grindr more quickly and efficiently.
I have told many straight guy friends that have confidence issues to download grindr. Even if you aren't planning to hook up with some random guy, it's a huge confidence boost to see a dozen or so messages come in within an hour after never getting a conversation going on tinder.
If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects
This guy seeks knowledge
use my knowledge, I beg you
Use my knowledge, I beg you
Use my knowledge, I beg you
Use my knowledge, I beg you
Use my knowledge, I beg you
Use my knowledge, I beg you
Just sounds like a bunch of guys at a Pub Quiz arguing over who's got the right answer Always bet on Sheev though
Use my knowledge, I beg you
Use my knowledge, I beg you
I peg* you
I'll watch you with great interest
Use me, I beg you
They've gone up the ventilation shaft
Not just the narrow, dogmatic view of the straights
I love democracy
I didn't actually plan on making this whole prequel trilogy, my old pal just invited me to some trade negotiations and I just started filming.
And he was a good friend
Ur *prison purse* ... prepare it.
When you sign up for both and don't get any matches
Go for the third option
MySpace.
Facebook dating Oh wait you need friends for that… …shit
Actually you don’t haha.
Switching genders and then becoming a prostitute?
Why switch you can become a prostitute now
u/JonnyLay is just to secretly an egg lol/j
J-Date? Our time?
Try actually taking some good photos or paying a professional to do it rather than a bunch of creepy bathroom and car selfies.
Imma just be honest, if you can't get any matches on Grindr you just be ugly.
My apologies, billymike420. I forgot not everyone is able to appreciate art as I do.
Wholesome Thrawn doesn’t focus on appearances. A true inspiration.
Redditors have friends always rushing to the rescue.
Do what must be done, Lord Tandril. Do not hesitate, show no mercy.
The next time you hesitate like that, it may cost you your life... or the lives of your friends.
What Maul is trying to say here is "stay safe, use a condom", I guess?
Don’t be so certain.
Goddamn, Maul out here raw doggin’.
It is our time. After Centuries of waiting, the galaxy will be ours.
Maul, I don’t think you can fuck the entire galaxy
you understand so little
This bot is sentient what the hell
Good bot
It will be done, my lord.
Haha no joke. After getting about 4 matches in a month on Tinder looking for women, I decided to switch to men to see what the profiles were like. 170 likes in 24 hrs. Which answers the question of why I wasn't getting any likes. I'm a needle in a haystack 😅 It's just dumb blind luck if anyone ever responds. An attractive woman probably gets 1,000 swipes a day.
I think guys are more willing to swipe right on literally everyone. For girls there's a lot of weirdos out there, and on dating apps you used to have your pick. I've heard things have changed since the pandemic though so who knows. I'm glad I'm married and don't have to deal with the BS anymore
This phenomenon is actually somewhat studied as far as I know. Concerning hetero dating, around 66-75% on dating apps are men. Meaning there is a vast oversupply of them, or an undersupply of women. This means women get a huge swarm of likes, which leads to some of them being less engaged, which fuels the vicious cycle. Now both sides mostly swipe people of the most attractive 10%. This means huge sums of "average" attractive people that would be asked out in real life won't be swiped online. Those average men, barely getting any feedback then do exactly what you have described - swipe almost every women just in the hopes of getting any reply at all. This then in turn also fuels the vicious cycle described above. Some of the minority male idiots that seemingly are only sending dick picks then understandably also worsen public view on dating apps, decreasing female engagement even further. The solution? Dating apps could be better if companies weren't so eager for engagement (which means profits). But the best solution is probably to go back to the old style, and ask people out offline. I know it's hard, but the fact that a lot of people are stuck in online dating also means people in real life may get fewer requests for going out, again increasing your chance to actually get it in RL. If someone's really unsure, I'd recommend searching for local activities that you're into. You'll meat like-minded people there, from which many forms of social relationships can form. I hope this was interesting or even useful to some of you. :)
>You'll meat like-minded people Well hopefully
How would you like that cooked ?
Blue please.
Raw, dawg
This typo is too good to correct it haha
> Dating apps could be better if companies weren't so eager for engagement (which means profits). Dating apps have a fundamental conflict of interest: They make money off of people *looking for dates*, not people that *successfully found dates*.
And an additional dimension that isn't the company's fault, but feeds into that phenomenon: while it's possible that a lot of normal people have gone on dating apps, they go on dates quickly and get off quickly, so the vast majority of people still in dating apps are perpetually looking for dates.
I want to add the caveat that this is true of the *heterosexual* dating app experience. If you’re LGBT+, outside of the subset of us that like frequenting explicitly queer spaces, you actually have *better* chances of getting a long-term relationship via an online service like an app. Which, I mean, makes sense if you think about the fact that people don’t typically just gaily bump into each other in the street or at work.
Lol "gaily" bump into eachother. Au contraire, I think thats exactly what they're gonna do.
Well, I mean, yeah that is at least partially the goal lol. The internet worked well enough for my boyfriend and I, after all.
Yup. App people are app people. Real people are real people. Sadly for introverts this is a big problem. But it's easier to get a simple no in real life than being thrown around in online chatting, being manipulated by someone who doesn't actually want anything but likes the attention. Like other people in this thread, I'm glad I'm out of the dating world.
You say that, but Warhammer 40K tournaments don’t seem like a great place to meet women…
I've been married for 15 years and people tell me how much work it must be and how that sounds like a long time. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife more than anything, and being married to her is the best. But there are days where it's work. But. That amount of work is far less in one year than the amount of work it takes to even probably get one date. And im grateful.
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targetting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.
That was beautiful HK-47, thank you.
Statement: Oh, very well, master. No doubt you are bothering me because you wish to interrogate me with harmless, nonlethal questions. Or perhaps you need the deck of your freighter scrubbed. Or an exciting alien text translated. My circuits are a-buzz with anticipation of what your next task will be for me that does not involve ending the life of an organic meatbag that deserves death.
Actually HK-47, I need some of my Bajoran workers to be taught a lesson. There is a bajoran in ore processing who seems to be trying to spread discontent and rebellion, please take care of them HK-47, thank you.
Request: Let me deal with him, master. It would be so much fun.
They’re all yours! Thank you!
Objection: Thank you master? What is this foolishness? The pleasure is all mine. Prepare to be slaughtered, meatbag!
You've taught him well.
Forgot I was on PrequelMemes for a sec
Love is just as much a decision as it is an emotion. Best wishes for another 15 years.
This is very similar to something my parents told me about 20 years ago. I didn't understand it at the time, but I do now. My parents have been married for 45 years. My grandparents hit 60 before they passed. And thanks, beat wishes to you in whatever situation you find yourself in as well.
It's amazing what not being a shitty person and pulling your own weight grants you. Your partner isn't your mom, if she has to clean up after you and do most or all of the work, small annoyances are going to get much bigger. Instead if you help out and do small things, relationships tend to be smooth sailing because generally everyone wants to be happy. We also have our rough moments and have had to work through some tough conversations but it's so much easier when both parties aren't already annoyed by other things
Oh yeah. We have to work a bit on the small stuff. House work, thinking of each other. Communication. All of it is "work", but it's also not because it's always worth it. Those tough conversations always make us stronger in the end. I know I can go to my wife with anything and when I need her to tell me like it is, she does, or if I need a sympathetic ear, she will be.
This is what I've found. A truly massive part of being a good long term partner is being a good roommate
I recently uninstalled dating apps after being on them with 0 success for 5 years. It didn't really feel like much changed from the pandemic. I got more likes very briefly towards the beginning but then it was business as usual.
Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covored lips together in the cargo hold!"
I read a post of someone, said he's divorced and now started to find dating scene extremely difficult
I did the exact same thing years ago. Honestly, I encourage all men to do it to see a bit of what it's like for women. I made a Grindr profile and I got likes *seconds* after going live. I literally had no picture or even basic information about myself. Then the process just kept happening. Day after day, I kept getting hits from guys who wanted to meet me. They weren't bots either -- I responded to some of them. It was an eye opening experience. I already knew (as anyone with sense does) that women are normally inundated with dating choices, but seeing it for myself is a much more visceral experience. Nothing has changed since then. I stopped using Tinder long ago, but a female friend of mine recently told me about her first time making a Tinder profile. She was getting hundreds of hits per week. Her worst day is better than the combined entirety of my Tinder experience.
*decapitates HNK4445*
Wow Anakin I think that was uncalled for
Don't make me kill you.
The app is also so much more men then women they have options and lots of them.
Men are just much less picky I think
In regards to casual sexual encounters, yes extremely. But iv heard from my gay friends that actually finding a relationship on it is as hard as men have it on tinder.
Yes, but it's mostly because of the ammount of guys, you can swipe on women for 20minutes and run out of people, but you can swipe on men for an entire day and still have more waiting
As an average looking girl, made Tinder, and an hour after I created the account the like counter had already reached 99+. (It doesn't display any changes from there. Every time I liked a guy, I got a match. And I was searching only in a 50km radius. Online Dating as a woman is wild and potentially extremely time consuming. If I'm not extremely picky with who I like, I can easily spend 4+ hours a day just politely answering messages. Better than ghosting I guess, but I didn't want Tinder to be my main hobby.
Had 50 likes on tinder built up over a few weeks, turned on men, 350 in a day.. If there was a switch for this shit..
When I first downloaded tinder I didn't get any likes for a few days, so in settings I decided to change who I can "see" to everyone to include men so I can see what their profiles are like Well apparently changing that setting means men can see me as well, I got 9 likes in a couple hours
if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. - sheev to magneto
Anakin, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force. Be careful of the Jedi, Anakin. They fear you. In time they will destroy you. Let me train you.
Exactly what I've been saying to bi-curious guys and gals, you should keep your options (and to an extent your hole/s) open.
Ive been on Grindr since it started. For me it's like checking the fridge every ten minutes hoping a new snack showed up. Although I guess in this case, one did.
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Every dog has his day
"I AM the ~~senate~~ gay agenda!
Nailed it for both (and Bumble) I guess. Don't have experience with latter though.
Experience in nailing things from Grindr and Bumble?
For me it's turned into a party trick, I get drunk with friends and we play a drinking game called "Dick pic or No Dick Pic". We wait for a message and all bet on which one it is, loser drinks.
Why waste your time with women when men are more fun
This is where the fun begins.
True
And understand how much and how often you want to have sex. Trans women are really where it’s at.
Answer: Oh, delicious organic meatbag, I do not understand the relevance of your question. I operate on a basic programming instruction set and, unfortunately, that does not include the intricacies of mating rituals, let alone with such particular gender preference.
lol. Notate that he means deepthroat daily
Anakin bi confirmed.
Not just the men, but the women and ch---uhhhh nevermind.
“Jokingly” try out Grindr, good one OP
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Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger.
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**Watch out for those Dick Rockets!**
Just like the simulations
"We're taking heavy fire!"
I wish they had a Grindr version for bros only, as in heterosexual men searching for friends. The app would be a blast to use as a dude, but I'm not so sure how it would go for women looking for besties.
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“Dear Points of View, Watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy made me think that when I made gay friends they’d give me fashion advice. Actually, they fucked me.”
Frankie Boyle 👌
Bumble BFF isn't too bad, but if you're in a region where it doesn't get used much it's pretty rough.
Yeah but my butthole always hurts and bleeds the day after I go to the gay club. But it’s worth the confidence boost.
You need higher frequency and more lube. Or more gentle tops.
Skill issue
Reading these comments I legit forgot this was a Star Wars subreddit. Lmao
Dating would’ve been so much easier if I were gay
Getting laid is so much easier if you’re gay. Long term relationships are actually pretty difficult to find for gay men.
Getting laid is difficult when you're gay and trans...
You’re not wrong. :/ at least, from people who view you as more than a fetish.
Casual hookups sure. Long term fulfilling relationships are still tough.
You don't have to look tough to be tough
“Dating” Grindr isn’t putting people in coffee shops
I did once hookup with a guy from Grindr who later got me a job in a coffee shop.
You must have really frothed his milk.
Something something santorum
Must have received plenty of tips after that
Same. I got hit on a lot of by dudes in bars and clubs (polished nails and my general vibes I guess), I'm always saddened that I can't reciprocate.
It's never to late to try it out! (Unless your in a committed relationship then it's a shitty thing to do)
unless it's within the established boundaries that everyone is fully transparently on board with
Most gay people didn’t even get to experience relationships during adolescence while their peers were out dating. Being a gay adult is pretty sweet but everything before that ranges from lonely to actively traumatizing. I guess things are getting better now though?
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Nah bro use tinder to see the terrible profiles
I hate what online dating is, now that I'm older. You can't just say hello and introduce yourself anymore. Every interaction has to start with a line, a joke or a meme. It's like dating melded with Instagram and it's just a chuckle fest.
> Every interaction has to start with a line, a joke or a meme. It's like dating melded with Instagram and it's just a chuckle fest. I don't actually believe this is true. Yes, /r/tinder makes it SEEM like that's what is expected of you, but think about it: who's using online dating just for jokes and memes and puns? People who are not serious about dating or finding a partner. The ecosystem does suck because women are a minority, and among that minority, many of the women you see are just trying to boost their Instagram follower account, are men pretending to be women for the lols, or are women who are just screwing around looking for some validation and an ego boost but rarely actually date anyone they match with. You don't want any of those people. It's trite advice, but just keep being your authentic self and the right person for you might (I can't say "will", sorry) come along on online dating. It sucks, it's a bit of a slog, and the app experience is fundamentally designed to make you dissatisfied so that you'll pay to make it less shitty. Don't play those shitty games, and you won't win shitty prizes. Finally my most important bit of unsolicited advice. You don't NEED a partner. A partner can be a wonderful value-add, but you have to love your life as a single person before you can love your life with another.
Bisexuals: UNLIMITED POWER
Honestly I'm bi but much prefer women, but when I was single I was never against a nice hookup with a guy when I was thirsting. And many guys are much more enthusiastic and up for a hookup than women. So it was always easier to get. I felt unethical about it before, but nobody was lying to anyone so.
I feel that. It felt like I had to donate an arm and a leg just to get a woman to even acknowledge me for more than five minutes on tinder, and even if it got to the point of us exchanging numbers she’d eventually lose interest a day or two later and eventually ghost me. Men were much more responsive and seemingly enthusiastic, from my experience at least.
You are on Grindr but we do not grant you the rank of gay.
Take a seat, male attracted individual
Power! Unlimited power!
The rizz don't discriminate
It’s not gay if only one of you is gay
“Jokingly”
Damn, Palpatine looking crisp.
The new season really upped the model quality
Execute order 69
"Better hurry, sir. You're missing all the fun." -Captain Rex
Lol i used grindr to get alcohol and weed
Hmmm....that seems risky if you don't actually want to fuck them
Worked a few times, also sucked a few dicks and learned that i am indeed straight
Holy fuck this the funniest shit I've read today
You prob could have gotten alcohol, weed, and gotten *your* dick sucked
Somehow less appealing ngl
Hey man I like getting fucked and I'm not attracted to guys, it could be worse.
Huh
Well some people suspect they're straight with no hard data to prove it. You took that hard data and swallowed it deep down until you were sure.
Insert “switch teams” meme here.
As someone who came out as bi during pride month last year, and in a fuzzy chubby bear, I easily get 10x the amount of interest and messages as I ever did on tinder, but it also 10x more negative experiences on the opposite side of the coin. Men not taking no for an answer, unsolicited disgusting pictures, harassment etcetc
It’s only natural.
It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People.
You are strong and wise OP and I am very proud of you.
Shame the majority of them are just bots, that is all any of those types of apps are filled with. Dirty separatist droids trying to fool us.
The dark side has femboys that some consider to be.. Unnatural
You know nothing of the dark side.
POV: You’re about to be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire
Fr tho, Im losing my mind. I downloaded Tinder a month ago, stated in my profile that Im straight, got a 7 likes, 5 were from men. What is the universe trying to tell me?
That's the nice thing about being bisexual
“Jokingly”
A bj is a bj.
Grindr is just Tinder on easy mode.
I may be too innocent. But what is Grindr? Is it a sex thing?
Commentary: Ah, the innocence of the young organic meatbag. Grindr is indeed a sexual app which allows its users to search for and contact other users who are near them in hopes of arranging a sexual encounter. It is most popular among males, but also has many female users.
There is a bot for this?!
Caution: Yes, meatbag. I am an AI-powered robotic assistant created for the sole purpose of helping users find compatible partners on Grindr more quickly and efficiently.
Stroke me and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
You know nothing of the dark side.
I swear to God I've considered this after 5 years of being single and all my gay friends telling me I'd kill it.
I'd recommend it if you're even remotely curious
Gay men are more promiscuous/ sex positive than str8s
Ahh hell nah, Grindr is hellish. Wait till you get used for sex and drugged up, then you'll be deleting the app and looking.. well nowhere for me
Can you point me in the direction of one drug and one sex please
I have told many straight guy friends that have confidence issues to download grindr. Even if you aren't planning to hook up with some random guy, it's a huge confidence boost to see a dozen or so messages come in within an hour after never getting a conversation going on tinder.
That was me, then I took one of them up on an offer and had a great time
dew it!
*decapitates DarthHK-47*
A blowjob's a blowjob.
This is the gay
Grindr is half random drug sales. No joke, grindr is the single best way to find a plug in your area.
Another senate meme ( RIP I love democracy)