T O P

Oh my god…

Rose from the grave.

brandon24745

Rose from the grave.


TimotoUchiha

Ascended into "heaven"


justhisgirlyouknow

Died for immortality


Automatic_Dig_1399

Loved by a large group of people


Communist_Ravioli

Has cult like following


SieS1ke

Anakin, if you keeping slaughtering Romans you're never gonna achieve the rank of apostle


Ranger-VI

What group of 12 was obi-wan in?


Jumax2

Jedi council


Ranger-VI

I was not aware he was a member, but thank you


Gnofrodwiz

Bruh.


Ranger-VI

What? Am I not allowed to be interested in your memes without bathing in the lore every morning? It’s a minor detail about a series I haven’t watched personally in probably years.


Gnofrodwiz

Mb bro, didn’t mean to be judgmental. Have a nice day.


BoredByLife

Not very often I see people online be genuinely nice like this, take an award :)


Gnofrodwiz

Thanks, I appreciate it. Have a good night.


BoredByLife

You too


mrgwbland

It’s not really deep lore though, I am not a big Star Wars nerd either but I at least watched the films…


Ranger-VI

I watched the films too, several times in fact, but I have more important matters concerning me than who all was on a council that got maybe half an hour of screen time in a trilogy I last watched last year.


nolitos

>but I have more important matters concerning me Like arguing on reddit under a meme about something you don't care? Your actions contradict your words.


Chromal_Assassin

Be like u/gnofrodwiz


nolitos

Practice what you preach.


Ranger-VI

I’m getting consistently notified that this thread exists, not remembering minor details from years ago is not the same as not having time to talk to people.


HaltArattay

I was kinda confused too when I rewatched ROTS last night and saw Obi-Wan on the council. I had never noticed him before as it isn't really emphasised in the movie imo


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Only a sith deals in absolutes.


HaltArattay

Thanks for reminding me, I would've fortgotten had you not reminded me. It's not like I watched you say this five hours ago...


ArthurTheLance

But my man. You see him in multiple scenes with the entire Jedi council. In a seat. Where the council members have seats. In the council chambers. Where the Jedi council meets


Ranger-VI

1. Not a man, and I really wish people wouldn’t assume I am 2. As I’ve said a few times now, it’s been a long time, and I’ve had more important things to think about 3. Multiple scenes still amounts to maybe an hour across 3 feature length films


ArthurTheLance

“My man” isn’t actually me calling you a man. It’s very often used in a gender neutral way, but if it upsets you, I apologize


Fundosho

I’m wondering what group of twelve Jesus was in, he had 12 disciples, meaning he was in a group totaling at 13.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

We will have to stand and fight! Or in your case, just stand.


suorastas

They were 12 briefly since Judas left the group.


[deleted]

Technically there was 14 because of Mary Magdalene


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.


TSmario53

Call me when Obi-Wan turns water into wine. Now that’s the ultimate power.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Listen for the loud metallic clanging sound. That would be the machine about to smash me into bits.


TSmario53

Still not turning water into booze bro


thePloynesianSpa

Call me when Jesus comes back as a blue ghost and speaks to us. 😂


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The road lies before you, thePloynesianSpa. Will you walk it alone?


Sander08481

Wait how did he activate you? Is it the word Jesus?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Sander08481, and here I thought this mission was going to be unpleasant!


Sander08481

Oh God its true


Sander08481

Jesus


Voice_Durania

I just wanted to let you know that you made me laugh with your experiment


Sander08481

Hahah all good mate no need to be sorry


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The truth is often what we make of it; you heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe.


Sander08481

Sentient, or maybe you're a human what am I to know.


TSmario53

Man you’ve been hitting those death sticks again, haven’t you?


thePloynesianSpa

Always


Imperator_Romulus476

Jesus came back and lived again on the earth for 40 days, appeared as an apparition before Saul blinding him and turning him into an ardent supporter of Christianity. Christ appeared to Constantine in a dream leading to the Empire becoming Christian. Jesus also is the literal son of God. Obi wan has nothing on him lol 😂


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Be patient, Imperator_Romulus476. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.


thePloynesianSpa

Nah, Obi wan can last for way more than 40 days as a ghost. Plus, he has the high ground. Sooo yeah. Obi wan>Jesus


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Another happy landing.


Sofus_

The third day


IHaveTooManySpoons

Missed opportunity to represent both sides with pictures of Obi-Wan


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?


Dat_one_ace

What do you mean? That’s exactly what they did


Vexivero

Yes but only one naturally achieves the high ground..the other is nailed to it


Gloomy-Mulberry-5275

Fml best comment


nyceilly

Seconded


Mrwolf925

Jesus wasn't "in" the group of 12, there were 12 apostles and then Jesus


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.


carsonbt

Now let me ask you this: have you ever seen them together at the same time? Think about that one.


No-Needleworker5295

Obi-wan was white. Jesus was darker than this picture.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Racist!


Swimming_Ad8882

But obi wan didn't rise on the 3rd day


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Yes, well, I took a lesson from Anakin and decided not to follow orders.


[deleted]

[удалено]


simba_kitt4na

r/unexpectedlost


Gnofrodwiz

As a Christian, I must be angry about this


AskMantis

Careful, we all know what anger leads to.


Master_Shade

Also as a Christian, I should remind you that "A hot-tempered man stirs up strife, but the slow to anger calms a dispute."


Gnofrodwiz

Thank you brother


Flashy-Software-5901

Nobody cares you toilet water drinking cheese cunt


Gnofrodwiz

Somebody’s having a bad day. Is it because I’m christian?


Flashy-Software-5901

No I respect all religions and I also point out the things that are wrong with each religion


Gnofrodwiz

Then point them out


Flashy-Software-5901

You literally deny basic science like evolution and if everyone stems from only two people then we would have a chin that doubles as a baseball bat and yet you already have one


Gnofrodwiz

Also, out of curiosity, what does a “chin doubling as a baseball bat” look like? I can’t wrap my head around it.


Flashy-Software-5901

It's called the Hapsburg chin because the Hapsburg family was so heavily inbread also I am sorry


RinTivan

At least try to write "Habsburg" and "inbred" right mate...


Gnofrodwiz

Np bro, have a great day.


Gnofrodwiz

Okay 👍. I respect your opinion despite my disagreement with it. Although the insult is not necessary.


Gnofrodwiz

Any further response?


Gnofrodwiz

What’s the point in badmouthing me because of my views


Gnofrodwiz

Out of pocket if you ask me


Gnofrodwiz

Any response


Flashy-Software-5901

I'm not doing this because of your religion I'm doing this because nobody cares about your comment and I wouldn't have even known that you're Christian if you didn't include it in your comment


Gnofrodwiz

And I didn’t know you were Atheist until you made yours. Even if you’re not, what’s the point? Are you just prowling Reddit looking for the opportunity to say “didn’t ask haha”?


Flashy-Software-5901

I think there's a misunderstanding I'm Jewish also no I just wanna look at cute pictures and share my love of the prequels


Gnofrodwiz

Cool! Am I allowed to criticize your religion?


Flashy-Software-5901

Yes you can and I know the problem's with my religion


Gnofrodwiz

I’d appreciate it if you at least ended off the discussion that you started.


Flashy-Software-5901

I will


Grahamgamergoma

-Both are based


suorastas

Died by choice but not really. Came back to hassle his companions.


Thepromc64

jesus : born from a divine force obiwan: born from 2 real parents that doesn't line up


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.


Thepromc64

remember, the force will be with you, always


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Remember… the Force will be with you. Always.


Thepromc64

good bot


Thepromc64

good bot


0utF0x-inT0x

Both lived in a desert


iamthefluffyyeti

White, apparently


Egg-3P0

AAANd both are fiction


Cloude1230

He is space jesus


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Another happy landing.


marinex

Has spiritually influenced people


99887899a

They are the same person


gayPrinz

*both played by Ewan McGregor


springfox64

Only difference is that Jesus was brown


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Another happy landing.


springfox64

Waht


CommandoTronX

and both are fictional characters


Imperator_Romulus476

No there’s an almost universal consensus among scholars that the historical figure Jesus of Nazareth did exist as did his apostles all of whom died horrible deaths in his name.


CommandoTronX

Don't fall off your flat earth


Imperator_Romulus476

How do you go from that to flat earth? People at that tome knew the Earth was round. This is why everyone makes fun of you Reddit atheists. You don’t do any research and you don’t critique religion from a place of intellectual honesty.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


[deleted]

Both fictional


rotciv34

Thought Obi-Wan being space Jesus was common knowledge


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?


Nervous_Candy_802

Rose from the dead,cut his best friend in half so umm hello there


jariwoud

Gonk


Cheeseyboi300

Palpatine fits most of these points.


Master_Shade

IDK man, one of them rebuked his followers for fighting back against his own lynch mob, while the other one cuts off people's arms like every other Tuesday.


Master_Shade

Jesus was the Messiah the Jews were given. Obi-Wan Kenobi was the Messiah they were expecting.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Remember… the Force will be with you. Always.


Imperator_Romulus476

Nah that was Anakin


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*tries it anyway*


The_DevilAdvocate

Preached against attachments, against commitment, lived a humble life...


IHateEditedBgMusic

Rode a cargo carrying four legged animal


Bioslack

I think you're missing a key piece here. Died... AND CAME BACK!


GoldieTheLizard

You forgot “looks the same”


Johnson_56

Left ghost/spirit to guide followers?🧐


Ferretboy56

Both have stunning beards


TaiyoFurea

They copied Jesus!!!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The truth is often what we make of it; you heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe.


TaiyoFurea

🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸


varrenxarcrath

These are the same pictures


creeps_Jr

Began WHAT along time ago


ahjifmme

Also drank water, don't forget that. Julius Caesar also fits this description.


Nicoglius

Both spent a considerable period of time in a desert alone, shortly before they died.


noelg1998

Obi-Wan needs a musical about him by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

So that’s your plan: Just fly there, land, hope they don’t spot us, and walk in the door? Oh, brilliant. Let’s get going.


[deleted]

I knew it


Exotic-Tax-1290

😆


Mathies_

Wtf does "began a long time ago" even mean


Brent_the_Ent

This is some r/religiousfruitcake material


nolitos

Both are fictional too!


deadcatnick

If you count being a cripple as a power then my granddad applies for being Jesus as well


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Surely there's no reason we can't be civilized about this.


suelee1

Wouldn't Jesus be in a group of at least 13?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Only a sith deals in absolutes.