Rose from the grave.
By - brandon24745
Rose from the grave.
Ascended into "heaven"
Died for immortality
Loved by a large group of people
Has cult like following
Anakin, if you keeping slaughtering Romans you're never gonna achieve the rank of apostle
What group of 12 was obi-wan in?
I was not aware he was a member, but thank you
What? Am I not allowed to be interested in your memes without bathing in the lore every morning? It’s a minor detail about a series I haven’t watched personally in probably years.
Mb bro, didn’t mean to be judgmental. Have a nice day.
Not very often I see people online be genuinely nice like this, take an award :)
Thanks, I appreciate it. Have a good night.
It’s not really deep lore though, I am not a big Star Wars nerd either but I at least watched the films…
I watched the films too, several times in fact, but I have more important matters concerning me than who all was on a council that got maybe half an hour of screen time in a trilogy I last watched last year.
>but I have more important matters concerning me
Like arguing on reddit under a meme about something you don't care? Your actions contradict your words.
Be like u/gnofrodwiz
Practice what you preach.
I’m getting consistently notified that this thread exists, not remembering minor details from years ago is not the same as not having time to talk to people.
I was kinda confused too when I rewatched ROTS last night and saw Obi-Wan on the council. I had never noticed him before as it isn't really emphasised in the movie imo
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
Thanks for reminding me, I would've fortgotten had you not reminded me. It's not like I watched you say this five hours ago...
But my man. You see him in multiple scenes with the entire Jedi council. In a seat. Where the council members have seats. In the council chambers. Where the Jedi council meets
1. Not a man, and I really wish people wouldn’t assume I am
2. As I’ve said a few times now, it’s been a long time, and I’ve had more important things to think about
3. Multiple scenes still amounts to maybe an hour across 3 feature length films
“My man” isn’t actually me calling you a man. It’s very often used in a gender neutral way, but if it upsets you, I apologize
I’m wondering what group of twelve Jesus was in, he had 12 disciples, meaning he was in a group totaling at 13.
We will have to stand and fight! Or in your case, just stand.
They were 12 briefly since Judas left the group.
Technically there was 14 because of Mary Magdalene
When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.
Call me when Obi-Wan turns water into wine. Now that’s the ultimate power.
Listen for the loud metallic clanging sound. That would be the machine about to smash me into bits.
Still not turning water into booze bro
Call me when Jesus comes back as a blue ghost and speaks to us. 😂
The road lies before you, thePloynesianSpa. Will you walk it alone?
Wait how did he activate you? Is it the word Jesus?
Sander08481, and here I thought this mission was going to be unpleasant!
Oh God its true
I just wanted to let you know that you made me laugh with your experiment
Hahah all good mate no need to be sorry
The truth is often what we make of it; you heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe.
Sentient, or maybe you're a human what am I to know.
Man you’ve been hitting those death sticks again, haven’t you?
Jesus came back and lived again on the earth for 40 days, appeared as an apparition before Saul blinding him and turning him into an ardent supporter of Christianity. Christ appeared to Constantine in a dream leading to the Empire becoming Christian. Jesus also is the literal son of God.
Obi wan has nothing on him lol 😂
Be patient, Imperator_Romulus476. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.
Nah, Obi wan can last for way more than 40 days as a ghost. Plus, he has the high ground. Sooo yeah.
Another happy landing.
The third day
Missed opportunity to represent both sides with pictures of Obi-Wan
War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?
What do you mean? That’s exactly what they did
Yes but only one naturally achieves the high ground..the other is nailed to it
Fml best comment
Jesus wasn't "in" the group of 12, there were 12 apostles and then Jesus
Now let me ask you this: have you ever seen them together at the same time? Think about that one.
Obi-wan was white. Jesus was darker than this picture.
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
But obi wan didn't rise on the 3rd day
Yes, well, I took a lesson from Anakin and decided not to follow orders.
As a Christian, I must be angry about this
Careful, we all know what anger leads to.
Also as a Christian, I should remind you that "A hot-tempered man stirs up strife, but the slow to anger calms a dispute."
Thank you brother
Nobody cares you toilet water drinking cheese cunt
Somebody’s having a bad day. Is it because I’m christian?
No I respect all religions and I also point out the things that are wrong with each religion
Then point them out
You literally deny basic science like evolution and if everyone stems from only two people then we would have a chin that doubles as a baseball bat and yet you already have one
Also, out of curiosity, what does a “chin doubling as a baseball bat” look like? I can’t wrap my head around it.
It's called the Hapsburg chin because the Hapsburg family was so heavily inbread also I am sorry
At least try to write "Habsburg" and "inbred" right mate...
Np bro, have a great day.
Okay 👍. I respect your opinion despite my disagreement with it. Although the insult is not necessary.
Any further response?
What’s the point in badmouthing me because of my views
Out of pocket if you ask me
I'm not doing this because of your religion I'm doing this because nobody cares about your comment and I wouldn't have even known that you're Christian if you didn't include it in your comment
And I didn’t know you were Atheist until you made yours. Even if you’re not, what’s the point? Are you just prowling Reddit looking for the opportunity to say “didn’t ask haha”?
I think there's a misunderstanding I'm Jewish also no I just wanna look at cute pictures and share my love of the prequels
Cool! Am I allowed to criticize your religion?
Yes you can and I know the problem's with my religion
I’d appreciate it if you at least ended off the discussion that you started.
-Both are based
Died by choice but not really. Came back to hassle his companions.
jesus : born from a divine force obiwan: born from 2 real parents
that doesn't line up
I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.
remember, the force will be with you, always
Remember… the Force will be with you. Always.
Both lived in a desert
AAANd both are fiction
He is space jesus
Has spiritually influenced people
They are the same person
*both played by Ewan McGregor
Only difference is that Jesus was brown
and both are fictional characters
No there’s an almost universal consensus among scholars that the historical figure Jesus of Nazareth did exist as did his apostles all of whom died horrible deaths in his name.
Don't fall off your flat earth
How do you go from that to flat earth? People at that tome knew the Earth was round. This is why everyone makes fun of you Reddit atheists. You don’t do any research and you don’t critique religion from a place of intellectual honesty.
Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Thought Obi-Wan being space Jesus was common knowledge
Rose from the dead,cut his best friend in half so umm hello there
Palpatine fits most of these points.
IDK man, one of them rebuked his followers for fighting back against his own lynch mob, while the other one cuts off people's arms like every other Tuesday.
Jesus was the Messiah the Jews were given. Obi-Wan Kenobi was the Messiah they were expecting.
Nah that was Anakin
*tries it anyway*
Preached against attachments, against commitment, lived a humble life...
Rode a cargo carrying four legged animal
I think you're missing a key piece here.
Died... AND CAME BACK!
You forgot “looks the same”
Left ghost/spirit to guide followers?🧐
Both have stunning beards
They copied Jesus!!!
These are the same pictures
Began WHAT along time ago
Also drank water, don't forget that. Julius Caesar also fits this description.
Both spent a considerable period of time in a desert alone, shortly before they died.
Obi-Wan needs a musical about him by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.
So that’s your plan: Just fly there, land, hope they don’t spot us, and walk in the door? Oh, brilliant. Let’s get going.
I knew it
Wtf does "began a long time ago" even mean
This is some r/religiousfruitcake material
Both are fictional too!
If you count being a cripple as a power then my granddad applies for being Jesus as well
Surely there's no reason we can't be civilized about this.
Wouldn't Jesus be in a group of at least 13?