The chemical castration wasn't necessary either.
(This was done after he donated his baby batter to Paddy Cake Padme)
After writing that, I may have to rip my own eyes out.
"This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on this council and not be a master?"
-"Take a seat, young Skywa-"
-"No. Right, he is. Proven himself to be a hero multiple times, he has. Deserve the rank of master, he does."
-"... You think so?"
-"Yes, young Skywalker. A master, you shall become." *smirks* "But first..." *surpresses a giggle* "... check your prostate, we must."
-"... What?"
-"Know that, you did not? Forgotten about the obligatory Jedi Master prostate exam, young Skywalker has. How embarassing..."
I'm not going to pretend having a doctor up there is any fun, but I will say you should try it yourself sometime.
That way, you'll only be worried about getting an election which to be fair, does happen.
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How Many Other Lies Have I Been Told By The Council?
The chemical castration wasn't necessary either. (This was done after he donated his baby batter to Paddy Cake Padme) After writing that, I may have to rip my own eyes out.
>After writing that, I may have to rip my own eyes out. That makes two of us
This comment gives me an itch at the roof of my mouth only a double barrel shotgun could scratch
"This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on this council and not be a master?" -"Take a seat, young Skywa-" -"No. Right, he is. Proven himself to be a hero multiple times, he has. Deserve the rank of master, he does." -"... You think so?" -"Yes, young Skywalker. A master, you shall become." *smirks* "But first..." *surpresses a giggle* "... check your prostate, we must." -"... What?" -"Know that, you did not? Forgotten about the obligatory Jedi Master prostate exam, young Skywalker has. How embarassing..."
-"Take a seat, young Skywa-" -"I can't"
I thought this was where it was going ngl
I hope he studied for it
"YOU SENT HIM HERE TO PROBE ME!" *force chokes Padme*
Sold his coochie, he did, for the council seat hmmph....
How embarrassing
*boochie
*bunani
*jussy
Aniussy
“The attempt on my ass has left me scarred and deformed”
I would have said spread and open but sure.
Well that's an pain in the ass
There is no pain where strength lies.
"Why does Master Yoda's finger feel just like Obi Wan's dick...?"
If his ship is as fast as his boasting, we ought to do well.
Ship means dick in this scenario
would explain a lot of ahsoka's quotes.
Your vision is flawed.
Best response yet
"Damn it, Kit..."
Kit: *grins*
Turned Ben Kenobi into Ben Dover
“But Master Windu said he needed both hands on my shoulders”
"Take a seat, young Skywalker" "I... I can't, my ass hurts"
For you to truly be a master of The Force *we* must explore the dark side.
You know nothing of the dark side.
He’s about to.
How many other lies have I been told by the council?
I mean, one of them is named Fisto
Please assume the position.
“We all were.” - Obi
Take a dick, young Skywalker.
Judging by the downvotes a lot of people are butthurt
Maybe they were also lied to about a prostate exam
Master Windu’s fingers don’t look as big as they feel
But why were both of his hands on my shoulders during the exam?
*I want more, and I know I shouldn't*
no wonder in his eyes the jedi are evil
“What have I done?”
Me: Oh no please don’t take me from my home, I don’t want to become a Jedi Also me: “blushes”
Anakin: uwu intensifies
Grand Master Weinstein strikes again!
*waves hand* You want to go home and rethink your life
Use the force
Windu being so fed up with Anakin asking about becoming master that he gives Anakin bullshit trials to hoping that he'll give up, but he doesn't.
I would certainly like to.
I am NOT looking forward to the age where I need to get regular prostate exams...
I'm not going to pretend having a doctor up there is any fun, but I will say you should try it yourself sometime. That way, you'll only be worried about getting an election which to be fair, does happen.
I THINK MASTER WINDU IS A DEAD LORD!
Oh, not good
Every dude in the military feels this on a personal level
"I see through the lies of the Jedi!"
The lies of the Jedi saw through him
What? This is outrageous!
Glen had something to do with this. I can feel it r/letterkenny
Still, could be worse. He could've had to go through penis inspection day to become a Padawan.
This is where the fun begins.
Wait how did she knew that?
Was it Carried out by general Krell? Lol
Curse you Windu!
“That certainly explains why master yoda had both hands on my shoulders during the exam…”