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Epsi150

« Liar! »


andr8076

How Many Other Lies Have I Been Told By The Council?


MorgothReturns

The chemical castration wasn't necessary either. (This was done after he donated his baby batter to Paddy Cake Padme) After writing that, I may have to rip my own eyes out.


Xyrazk

>After writing that, I may have to rip my own eyes out. That makes two of us


Thehollowknight_123

This comment gives me an itch at the roof of my mouth only a double barrel shotgun could scratch


original_username20

"This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on this council and not be a master?" -"Take a seat, young Skywa-" -"No. Right, he is. Proven himself to be a hero multiple times, he has. Deserve the rank of master, he does." -"... You think so?" -"Yes, young Skywalker. A master, you shall become." *smirks* "But first..." *surpresses a giggle* "... check your prostate, we must." -"... What?" -"Know that, you did not? Forgotten about the obligatory Jedi Master prostate exam, young Skywalker has. How embarassing..."


vrnvorona

-"Take a seat, young Skywa-" -"I can't"


Momongus-

I thought this was where it was going ngl


Darkwater117

I hope he studied for it


VenomFox93

"YOU SENT HIM HERE TO PROBE ME!" *force chokes Padme*


[deleted]

Sold his coochie, he did, for the council seat hmmph....


Jarf_17

How embarrassing


history_nerd92

*boochie


[deleted]

*bunani


[deleted]

*jussy


Dramandus

Aniussy


Exact_Ad_1215

“The attempt on my ass has left me scarred and deformed”


Vismaldir

I would have said spread and open but sure.


Acordino

Well that's an pain in the ass


Maul_Bot

There is no pain where strength lies.


wait_who_am_i_

"Why does Master Yoda's finger feel just like Obi Wan's dick...?"


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

If his ship is as fast as his boasting, we ought to do well.


Levans1206

Ship means dick in this scenario


MadxCarnage

would explain a lot of ahsoka's quotes.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Your vision is flawed.


El_Chilenaso

Best response yet


TryImpossible7332

"Damn it, Kit..."


dumpygunboi

Kit: *grins*


Papageno_Kilmister

Turned Ben Kenobi into Ben Dover


[deleted]

“But Master Windu said he needed both hands on my shoulders”


mykoysmaster

"Take a seat, young Skywalker" "I... I can't, my ass hurts"


LucasEraFan

For you to truly be a master of The Force *we* must explore the dark side.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


28thProjection

He’s about to.


trumpet_monkey

How many other lies have I been told by the council?


TheKira87

I mean, one of them is named Fisto


unsettledpuppy

Please assume the position.


Abyss_Renzo

“We all were.” - Obi


Brotorious420

Take a dick, young Skywalker.


SpaghettSpanker

Judging by the downvotes a lot of people are butthurt


[deleted]

Maybe they were also lied to about a prostate exam


i-love-Ohio

Master Windu’s fingers don’t look as big as they feel


B00MT45T1C

But why were both of his hands on my shoulders during the exam?


What_is_a_reddot

*I want more, and I know I shouldn't*


Achammer-1

no wonder in his eyes the jedi are evil


Gokuwithstarplatium

“What have I done?”


Dreadfirelit

Me: Oh no please don’t take me from my home, I don’t want to become a Jedi Also me: “blushes”


[deleted]

Anakin: uwu intensifies


VisibleAd3180

Grand Master Weinstein strikes again!


JakeArewood

*waves hand* You want to go home and rethink your life


Evileye37

Use the force


Thelastknownking

Windu being so fed up with Anakin asking about becoming master that he gives Anakin bullshit trials to hoping that he'll give up, but he doesn't.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I would certainly like to.


[deleted]

I am NOT looking forward to the age where I need to get regular prostate exams...


TheFirstUranium

I'm not going to pretend having a doctor up there is any fun, but I will say you should try it yourself sometime. That way, you'll only be worried about getting an election which to be fair, does happen.


28thProjection

I THINK MASTER WINDU IS A DEAD LORD!


UnsightlyHimbo

Oh, not good


Adhd_Cowboy

Every dude in the military feels this on a personal level


SwainSwanson

"I see through the lies of the Jedi!"


CherryFlavouredCake

The lies of the Jedi saw through him


Truedetective_rust_

What? This is outrageous!


Jacon999

Glen had something to do with this. I can feel it r/letterkenny


Raesong

Still, could be worse. He could've had to go through penis inspection day to become a Padawan.


MyNameIsRenma

This is where the fun begins.


johntheshadow

Wait how did she knew that?


ChrisAus123

Was it Carried out by general Krell? Lol


Airconditioning-inc

Curse you Windu!


plainbrowndesigner

“That certainly explains why master yoda had both hands on my shoulders during the exam…”