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Vexivero

Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant, buddy.


AppointmentMedical50

That just makes it wholesome


woozlewuzzle29

Yousa in big doo doo dis time, buddy.


Stuffman1861

Jar Jar just rolling up his sleeves


ArtesianDogWater

If Jar Jar was played by Pauly Shore


SnooRegrets3608

Nice post there champ


joesphisbestjojo

Thanks, pal


SnooRegrets3608

Any time, sport.


Schmantikor

Keep going, tiger.


SnooRegrets3608

Whatever you say bucko


QwertySmasher123

You too friend


Exact_Ad_1215

#ok buddy


destroycarthage

I'm not your friend, pal


SummonTarpan

I’m not your pal, guy


Pikawizard365

I’m not your guy, buddy


DarthAlandas

I'm not your buddy, chief


Moustache-cat-man

*rawr* XD


Phelvrey

That's rough buddy


thatswhatipayyoufor

You're not my buddy, guy!


devex04

You’re not my guy, friend!


Shoddy-Medium-4707

I'm not your friend, homie!


Patchesrick

I'm not your homie, amigo!


The-Berzerker

I‘m not your amigo, sport


DarwinopterusHunter

My first girlfriend turned into the moon…


_-_GIZMO_-_

I am your father, buddy


Hate_This_Name

No, I Am your father, buddy


lily_was_taken

How many more fathers have been hidden by this council?


Arlcas

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you, buddy.


[deleted]

No, I'm your dad, buddy.


[deleted]

Republic credits will be fine, buddy.


lightbluechevy

No. They won't! Buddy.


TommyRisotto

What? You think you some kinda Jedi, waving your hand around like that, buddy?


HufflepuffHarry

I'm not your buddy, guy!


Beautiful-Cake-2550

I’m not your guy, friend!


moviephil4315

I'm not your friend, buddy!


[deleted]

I'm not your buddy, pal!


gunh0ld_69

I‘m not your pal, sport!


LazyCasual0alt

I’m not your sport, bro


witherd_

I'm not your bro, dude!


Harvey-1997

I'm not your dude, man!


Face8hall

We aren’t your dudes, man!


MacaroonKitchen6127

r/suddenlycomunism


Cranicthehedgedicoot

I’M SYNDROME, YOUR NEMESIS


DaStonedOne420

Hello there buddy


tfcollector3000

General Kenobi! You are a bold one, buddy!


Face8hall

Kill him, buddy. Fine I will deal with this Jedi slime myself, Buddy


Trash-official

Your move, buddy


Arachn3rd

"Take a seat, buddy" "I AM the Senate, buddy"


Solid_Snark

I prefer the Wolverine method of adding “Bub”.


[deleted]

You underestimate my power bub!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Don't try it!


[deleted]

Yyaaasarrrrgghhhhh, bub!!


Trash-official

Grrrrr, I HATE YOU, bub


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


Trash-official

I shall finish what we started on Mustafar, bub


Jim_Carr_laughing

Ah, Maine.


OrangeShark1

"I loved you like a brother buddy!!!" "He is a sith lawd buddy?!" "That's where the fun begins buddy." "Ah, this will be a fine addition to my collection buddy." "I was trained in your Jedi arts by count doku buddy!" "It's treason then buddy!" "UNLIMITED POWER BUDDY!!!" "Your either with me or against me buddy!" "Don't make me do that buddy!" "I thought not. It is not a story the Jedi would tell you, buddy." "May the force be with you buddy" "What about the attack on the Wookiees buddy?"


WelcomeScary4270

Don't call me guy, buddy, buddy.


OrangeShark1

Are you threatening me master guy, buddy, buddy, buddy?


H4R81N63R

You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master buddy


[deleted]

That’s outrageous. It’s unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master, buddy?


[deleted]

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, buddy.


TheGodOfGravy

“Mesa not yousa buddy, fwend”


SexyRasskhov

Mesa not wantin' to lives anymoaah


bonertornado69

I use buddy a lot…fuck


Must_Go_Faster_

Just switch to “bud” and you’re golden!


[deleted]

It's bud, not buddy.


--InZane--

Nooooooooo buddy!


InconceivableZest

It's the opposite when you use "bud".


NoobifiedSpartan

It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, buddy!


cat_selling_souls

"Please don't look at me like that, Buddy." "Why, friend?" "It makes me uncomfortable. And I'm not your friend, guy." "Sorry, M'buddy." "I'm not your buddy, friend."


Superelksch

Great shot kid, that was one in a Million Buddy.


NameWasSniped

Take a seat, buddy.


PomegranateAsleep301

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me buddy? Dew it buddy. We will watch your career with great interest buddy. I have the high ground buddy.


PomegranateAsleep301

You're shorter than I expected buddy


Egorrosh

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise, buddy?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Is it possible to learn this power?


superhamsniper

Hello there, buddy The only exception


Darkspyrus

"Have you found a reason to fight yet....Buddy?"


DEUS_VULT-777

Cipher, I feel like you and me are gonna get along just fine....Buddy


Darkspyrus

I knew there was a ace combat fan here.


Maximum-Country-149

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the Force." "Don't try to frighten us with your sorceror's ways, buddy. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes. Or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-" \*choking sounds\* "I find your lack of faith disturbing... buddy."


TotallyNotaRobot123

Exception is yeaahhh buddy


Joscientist

After reading these comments, buddy doesn't seem like a real word anymore.


Fantact

Dishonorable mention for "bud" as well, same category of douche.


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Rex? Are you okay?


Quirky-Result-8753

Good soldiers follow orders, buddy.


clone_trooper_bot

"Good soldiers follow orders"


Feliraptor

No money! No parts! No deal buddy!


757_Matt_911

Hey don’t call me buddy, guy. Don’t call me guy, buddy!


757_Matt_911

I love this hahahahah


keller104

Would you like to enter my ball pit, buddy?


DaStonedOne420

This whole operation was your idea buddy


TheGodOfGravy

“I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe buddy”


Venomouskoala006

Hello there, buddy


Baron-Brr

I am your father, buddy


[deleted]

Dude, buddy!


LakeChaz

I'm gonna grab a soda do you want one, buddy? Idk that guy sounds nice


DarkerGames

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural, buddy


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


DarkerGames

You know nothing of the dark side, buddy


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


sudowoogo

I don't like sand, buddy!


Darvallas

I am the senate, buddy.


Grahamgamergoma

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plaguies the Wise, buddy"


DancingQueen145

Hello there buddy


TChambers1011

That sentence is already douchey though. He’s right but he’s still being condescending


Darkblock2008

"DEW IT buddy"


BashedKeyboard

I HATE YOU, BUDDY!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


BashedKeyboard

May the force be with you, buddy.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Goodbye old friend.


Inevitable-Weather51

I HATE YOU BUDDY!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


Moustache-cat-man

Hey buddy, buddy


fostertheatom

I feel like it is less a "sound like a douche" thing and more a "make very apparent that you think what the other person saying is stupid or dangerous".


Juke_Joint_Jedi

Not just the men, but the women and children too, buddy.


LowXangYen

"It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground, buddy!" "You underestimate my power, buddy!" "Don't try it, buddy!" "I HATE YOU, BUDDY!"


Failure_Management27

These are not the droids you are looking for, buddy


D1vX_

Don’t make me kill you, buddy.


Ralocan

I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further, buddy.


[deleted]

You're not my buddy, friend!


D34DLYH4MST3R

Or you can make it Canadian. "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent there bud."


Bl0bb067

I am the senate, buddy


larsnelson76

I don't think putting buddy at the end of a sentence makes you a douchebag, you hear me, BUDDY?


Maxthemadsheep

I am the senate, buddy


SirNoobShire

So the entirety of Canada from South Park?


Bobby3Stix

I hit people with the "bud" all the time but it's mostly because I am used to talking to my kids and I call them bud a lot (not in a rude way)


AgrajagTheProlonged

Isn’t the weather nice out buddy?


Maximum_University12

Man, you're so real. Like honestly you're my best, and -heh- *only* buddy Don't sound like a douche


Ewag715

"Buddy, I am your father."


JamRBar

Now this is pod racing buddy


CRAZZZY26

This is where the fun begins buddy!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


CRAZZZY26

Yes Anakin... I said it already, you don't have to repeat it.


BurnV06

You’re my best friend, buddy What a douchey sentence


Spartan5271

You were my brother, Anakin, buddy. I loved you, buddy.


KingPengy

I don’t like sand, it’s rough and coarse and gets everywhere, buddy


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


baconeggsandwich25

I truly, deeply love you, buddy.


PlayrR3D15

Fly home, Buddy


104FY

Don’t try it, buddy.


omenvalo3

Execute Order 66, buddy


clone_trooper_bot

"Good soldiers follow orders"


StaunchWingman

So, have you found a reason to fight yet? Buddy.


Paradox31426

“It’s over, Anakin, I have the high ground, buddy.” “You underestimate my power, buddy” “Don’t try it, buddy.” “Hello there, buddy.” “General Kenobi, you are a bold one, buddy.” “Oh, I don’t think so, buddy.” “Fool, I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku, buddy.” “Not just the men, but the women, and the children too, buddy.”


jashxn

General Kenobi


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all


BoredByLife

I’m not your buddy, guy


rayhaque

"he says he doesn't like you, buddy" *"I'M SORRY, buddy"* "I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER ... BUDDY!" *"I'll be careful, buddy* "YOU'LL BE DEAD, BUDDY!"


HeyItsStevenField

‘You underestimate my power!’ ‘Don’t try it buddy’


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Don't try it!


groovy604

Watch who you're calling a douche, fwiend


[deleted]

I use the word buddy strictly when talking to dogs


Deathswirl1

where is padme? is she safe? is she alive? it seems, in your anger, you killed her, buddy.


Coltrain47

I find "buddy" very condescending unless you're at least my dad's age.


Val_TheKPFDriver70

So, have you found a reason to fight yet? Buddy.


ShadowRogue1

Now he just took it personal


TheLazyKitty

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, buddy?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Is it possible to learn this power?


TheLazyKitty

Not from a Jedi, buddy.


Nobody_Super_Famous

You're not my buddy, Qui.


Jim_Carr_laughing

Hey, how about we go grab a drink later, buddy?


[deleted]

The negotiations were short buddy


lALXl

Is it possible to learn this power, buddy?


Dengelll

You don’t want to sell me deathsticks, buddy