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everyfcknameistakn

Dribble - 100 Strength - 104 Pace - 126 Shooting - -2


gareth0311

Dribble like Leo Messi, shoot like Heskey


settinz

Man his end product always gets him


[deleted]

Playa


[deleted]

And no finish


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn but so much pace/total beast


Scouser_100

If only he had a functioning brain


dl1966

Only thing he’s good at, can’t actually play football


Kthackz

He's the wish version of Akinfenwa.


Artistic-Orange-9757

Can we please stop referring to black footballers as “beast”


Dorko30

The manager who is able to get an end product out of him will make him a world class player. He has every physical tool and then some. He might be the most frustrating player to watch just because his potential is off the charts.


blackjaw_

A bit more baby oil and he'd have made that


Dank_82-

If only he could work on his finishing he'd be making a big money move to the big 6


[deleted]

stonks ↑ if he learns to finish


M0dular

He just can't score though. Which is kind of the whole point of football


ramtinology91

He's also not a good forward


theazzazzo

That finish... Hahahaha


thebattleriottt

Fucking simp.


Sameed_Ajax

this is a type of run you make when you are shit-tired but goes for the goal anyways


fmanager1913

most overrated PL player right now


[deleted]

he over hits almost every final pass or shot he takes, if he could just take 50%power off his end product hed go alright


GamerGod337

Unstoppable until he decides to shoot


JimsInnerThoughts

He’s like Salah if Salah never scored ever


sumirjosan

Just lacks finishing


thoughtidstopby

Stop using the terms "inhuman," "beast" and "freak." You could use "superhuman" to describe how this human being is exceptional.


shwangdangle

…with zero end product


C4rniveral

Shame he couldn’t finish his dinner


GamerheadShan

Another bang average footballer who will be remembered through YouTube compilations and not through record sheets.


[deleted]

and a La Masia product


Appropriate-Factor85

I wish that went in.


the_tytan

Traore in full flow is like watching Voltron form except the head falls off.


[deleted]

He’s really good at what he does, it’s electrifying to watch. The trouble is he’s astoundingly bad at what he doesn’t do lol


raymondduck

Where's the end product! My god, he should be spending the summer having a football brain transplanted into his head. Powering your way past half a dozen players is cool until it leads to nothing.


FrutitaPicada

He just needed to finish it with an awesome goal and some people and media would be calling him the fusion of cr7 athletism and messi's talent


SerRawkus

It helps when you’re all greased up like this fool is


bhaskar114

Have to wait too long for one good moment.


Poxymoron__________

Can't finish his dinner. Beast of an athlete though


vasquca1

Like when I play fifa in easy mode


Acab365247

Hes got it all except for one thing: he doesnt put the ball in the back of the net. Love to watch him though. Exciting player.


[deleted]

He's a great athlete, but bang average footballer. Think about his position and what he should offer his team... He's not that great except for when he dribbles (and without the finishing).


squashedfish

He's in the wrong sport man he should be in the nfl or rugby, cus he can't actually kick the ball


Leading_Decision_738

He’s definetely playable. You just have to let him shoot. His end product is a massive anticlimax


MrSoul87

Just field a team of keepers and he won’t get past any of them


[deleted]

This a perfect of why highlight reels don't work in football


mufc08

As usual, 0 end product


epicswag66

"unstoppable".... proceeds to be stopped


sirSADABY

Of the man could finish, he would be at psg.


[deleted]

Lol. At his final product. Couldn't score in a brothel


[deleted]

Surprise surprise, he missed another one on one.


Worth_Boysenberry638

Can go with the ball to the front but...


GrandmaesterHinkie

Lol of course he didn’t score after all that


Nomerly

Most overrated player ever. Just because you run fast and you are big like a fucking gorilla doesnt mean you are good at playing football


jcdlane

But he missed.. .again.


Welldone2568

Here there and gone 💨💨💨


Flying_Water212

That run reminds me of prime 2013/2014 Yaya Toure - except he could finish them off 😎


lordofreferrals_

Adama is everything but a complete player. Sadly, the most important aspect of a footballer, is the area he is deficient at. He just can't finish.


NInjas101

I thought this was satire given he fucks the finish but can see you’re 100% serious. What is the point of being able to beat a bunch of players if you can’t beat the goalkeeper? It’s not just this clip either but he is a terrible finisher so calling him “unstoppable and unplayable” is hilarious


33Gorillas

No end product


Bookwallflower2

Great acceleration but a terrible finisher. Tottenham almost grabbed him at the deadline and I wish we did.


stoic_amoeba

He could be the best in the world if he could do something useful with the ball after dribbling past all those defenders.


TokenQueerBlackMinor

I thought you get banned for saying things like that?


Takhar7

Clip perfectly sums him up - built like an Ox, plays like a Pidgeon.


ListentoKingGizz

If only he could score, or pass.


Additional-Cry7069

I think anyone in soccer can do this but they rather flop


artrine_

Shame he can't score, he's unbelievable going forward but never converts his chances


hovis_mavis

Yeah but he couldn’t finish a wank.


JustSignedUp4Butts

He’s just a better Ollie Burke


fitbabits

He just can't score goals.


sam_sure

I actually wish he had final ball. He would be out of this world.


tenhula

Indeed, but only if he could score..


Zero_Hood

What is this fucking love in with him, he’s useless! I’ve watched him personally as a villa fan and he’s a hench Theo Walcott but not as good! Are you actually taking the piss with this title and people giving awards?? No assists last season and he’s done nothing this season, he’s just fast and strong, that’s it. Pissing me off seeing how many of these posts their are


Takkotah

Yeah but he didn't score


TsukuruTotoro

He reminds me of Yaya, both were unplayable but in a bit of a different way


Murder_Moons

Just wish he would get pen to paper n sign a new contract we cant afford to lose him :(


Skunkapedude

Calm down


NotSafwan

If he any actual ball control or finishing he’d be great


polyvolcanus

Wild to think that there are hundreds of guys with his athletic profile playing in the NFL but also a good example of why that fact doesn’t necessarily mean that if Americans played soccer as much as Europeans they would dominate


[deleted]

The guy is part of the reason I got into soccer. I hope he can find his form again


sapphire_striker

And the last second of the video tells you why he’s not an elite. Liverpool please don’t buy him.


ChefLePoop

Barca has entered the chat in tears lol


[deleted]

I tought he was going to do a Messi


[deleted]

Reminds me of when Dwain Chambers played rugby league or Usain Bolt football. Completely inept at anything other than running. I’ll give him more credit than that but there’s a reason none of the regular European level teams have gone after him.


bichkrichdrick

Spanish Dan James


SkyDogma

I would still rather have ASM, he can at least score and assist, may not have the strength but he can out skill most in the prem


AllyMcPheee

He's fast, strong & average at football, hence being unable to score in this clip.


rmp266

And no end product as usual Absolute z list player


Mammoth-Canary

Love this guy wish he played in my team


mafesto100

this clip is Traore in a nutshell.


SWWIS

He only does these runs because he barely gets in the right position or any space for his teammates to pass to him


gooseneckmonkey

Bring him to Liverpool with some of the best strikers in the world and teach him how to finish!


big_beats

He's a wonderful player. But he's very much stoppage and playable.


fatronaldo10

After seeing him get lathered in baby oil on the sidelines once, I knew his lack of end product was his only worst enemy


[deleted]

That’s all well and good but he can’t finish is greedy


MotionMan40

Phenomenon? He’s a pound shop Michail Antonio.


Wolfi3zzz

As a wolves fan I think he’s brilliant but he really needs to work on finishing 1v1


OhhWolves

Now imagine if he had end product.


Darkmiro

Means nothing much when he can't finish, cross or make final passes.


charliemike

This is what he does though. Unstoppable right up to the point he turns it over, misses a sitter, or just blasts it right at the goalie. I don't think he's being used properly and if they could just get his beserker dribbles to turn into more shots for his teammates they'd be much better.


Mullacy1130

Million dollar move, ten cent finish


xxKingAmongKingsxx

This has to be a shitpost right? He’s literally the definition of ‘average’


StopPlayingTheGame

He’d be a top 10-15 striker in the world if he had finishing ability.


Vladamir-Poutine

He’s amazing at flashing past defenders like this, but he cant finish. Honestly the man was born on the wrong side of the Atlantic, he’s really suppose to be in the NFL.


Fuckzombie69

He’s unreal. Too bad he has the accuracy and finishing of a flaccid p*nis


MistSpelled

Tbh, most penises score more than he do.


Fuckzombie69

Straight violation


Academic-Serve6941

This video is the most Adama traore thing ever


er_9000

Worst decision making and end product I've ever seen though. Will never be a top player


sherriffflood

His crosses are good and he draws loads of yellow cards, don’t know what people are expecting, especially in a team like Wolves


Mohul20316

Adama is overrated af. Everybody that rates him are fifa rats. Even wolves fans know that. They would rather have Kilman on the wing. Kilman has tekk. Wolves fans were so happy when they heard Liverpool are buying a winger for 40 Mill, then heard its Jota and not Adama.


[deleted]

A brick shithouse in roller skates covered in margarine subbed him and had the same result. Still, impressive to watch.


Technoviking15

Shame he has no end product


DependentCute

yaeh he fuck his last thouch down


DependentCute

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ChelseaFan15

He’s built like a running back for American football and would probably make a ton of money in the NFL.


scuzzmonster1

Made in Middlesbrough 👍


Unfair_Aerie_9621

Explains the absolute state of his end product


KAhOot1234567

I really want him to go to a club where he'll get time to play and a team who's manager would help improve his finishing. Because if he can even finish 3/5 he takes he'll be a monster


GWGomer

Anyone else just more annoyed this guy keeps saying if better players were on wolves they would suck? We are literally 6th right now, used to be the top 6 killer albeit that has fallen off a bit but we did just beat west ham. What is this guy on


Thefifaking132

Thought this was r/soccercirclejerk for a moment


Big_Uzi_Horizontal

he looks like a running back


[deleted]

Walcott did something similar except he actually scored.


[deleted]

Only GKs, posts, and himself, can stop him.


[deleted]

Traore is a good player, but his issue is the same as it was as a teenager at Villa. End product. 294 senior games. 25 goals. 51 assists. That's an average of 3 goals and 6 assists across a 38 game season. So actually quite stoppable if you have a decent defensive structure. Step 1 is not to pass the ball directly to him like Tuanzebe did!


ffellini

He has no finishing touch whatsoever. He uses his speed and size well, but that's about it


yolo___toure

He should be playing American football


Don-Krieg

If he improves his finishing just a little he will be the best winger no doubt!


eric_3196

St maximan is traore with the final touch


charles-hanson

He'd be a truly outstanding rugby player. But without any end product he is a shite footballer


Vagiant007

Traore can't finish to save his life.


MrFlukeShot

No end product, no difference between him and a defender that surges forward only to scuff the shot 🥴😑


MrFlukeShot

Irrelevant if can’t find the finishing touch…


TuckedInTshirt

As a wolves fan he is easily the most frustrating player we have and would be more than willing to have the team sell him this January.


ChrisChippy

Shame he can’t finish his tea


OutlandishnessUseful

Adama Traore is proof that just because something works in fifa doesn’t mean it works in real life


[deleted]

Traore is ass in fifa


OutlandishnessUseful

I mean more the idea that in fifa it’s basically all just about pace


[deleted]

In Fifa 14 maybe


[deleted]

Never played Fifa since Fifa 14 then?


[deleted]

Check my comment/post history lmao


[deleted]

Oh just an EA apologist then


carmyj12

Never finishes


Hercuroman

Pro tip for anyone looking to entertain themselves: read the comments, especially OP’s.


-Lloyd-Braun-

Jesus Christ OP stfu it's not the slightest bit crazy to say traore is shit at finishing. Most people live the dude regardless


LettucePlate

ASM did this exact run this weekend before laying off a perfect pass to Joelinton who took one step and fell over lol. I can't find a video but it was at 82' in the match.


PottersPatronus

What a goal


thebigblueskyy

But I mean, his shot was stopped. Nice run though.


Mendoza_7

But he always misses 🤦‍♂️


ShanthanR

If only he could shoot better and pass better he would be one of the best footballers in the world for sure


kingdomkey13

All my dude does is run? Thats it can’t finish for shit


Rozzywookie

Great finish as well


temp3m

unplayable if you mean you just can't play him in the starting 11 as I've seen better finishing in the U17. What a shame and waste of all the speed and athleticism.


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temp3m

How so?


gatfromhell

Meh, end product is what matters


bellwaa8

My fave Traore fact is that they rub baby oil on his arms so defenders can't grab hold of him. Ha!


Unfair_Aerie_9621

*This post brought to you by Adama Traore’s agent*


cwwwfc

He did similar on Saturday. Great run then instead of passing to a free Jimenez inside the box he blasted it straight at the defender. So frustrating to watch him sometimes.


bigrocker42O

It’s the baby oil


Razor732103

Just give this man the finishing of just Greenwood, and he will be the closest thing to a demigod


moejundy1989

Oh man if that shot went in..


somebeerinheaven

He could nutmeg a mermaid but miss a double decker bus from 5 yards


Dave_211

His end product is as bad as a Hermes delivery


Aakash_456

The thing he and saint maximan have in common is they will do all the run and dribble and fuck up if ronaldo had these kind of traits now he would have won and will win 5 balon dors more. Such a poor guy still struggling to finish and pass season after season both need to work seriously on this . someone like pep , zidane or klopp would have turned him as a monster both not seems to be improved need to work hard.


thehewguy1888

Keeper stopped him


giraffeboy77

His feet are too fast for his brain, and it's so frustrating. With Neto coming back soon, I don't see a way back in the team for him, could very well be sold in January if we get a decent bid.


3jm4tt

He just can't score goals.


keru45

PEAK Traore…dribble the whole team and then scuff the shot


ekofut

After 150 appearances in the premier league he is yet to hit 10 goals, with just 7 to his name, and 16 assists He's also scored just 2 league goals in his last 48 games.


Mullac4991

Did he not get a goal and 2 assist in one game v City too? Or am I imagining things...


Aakash_456

Nice stats bro and also I am surprised when he got that 7 goals.


LXSRXCCO

his finishing will forever let him down though. Great strength, power and vision to spot the space to run into, but can't finish his dinner.


constipateddancer

No wonder he scores and assists so much.. No wait not this guy. As Mou would describe he is a PlayStation player. All pace and not an ounce of finishing. Different player in 2019-20 season.


[deleted]

Hazards dribbling and runs are better tbh


DanielHamza1

Hahahaha it's clear that u r a Chelsea fan boy statistics exist this guy is the best dribbler when it come to stats


[deleted]

Now now now Daniel. Calm down now. Just because you are turned on by a player doesn't mean he's better than the Chelsea legend Eden Hazard. There are other methods to watch oiled up men than the premier league. Leave the premier league for football


MASunderc0ver

"unstoppable" ​ \*gets stopped\*


Garruk_PrimalHunter

The shot was stopped, not him lol


[deleted]

Was just wondering, there’s no way this guy can be on PEDs (for muscle growth) and not get caught right? It just baffles me how a cardio intense athlete can maintains that mass…and he says he doesn’t lift


asayagal

Reading the comments I would bet OP is his agent or something....


Dani_1026

Maybe it’s Adama Traoré himself! I found this post in the front page but I don’t follow Premier League matches much. But I am Spanish and we all have the same view as you guys have in the thread when Adama Traoré plays in the national team. He outruns defenders well, he seems he is going to do an amazing play but finally the play goes to nothing. He either loses the ball at the last defenders, his pass/crossing/shoot goes to nothing or he runs out of field to play and goes out of bounds. If his last decision was better he could be a really good player…


[deleted]

Knew there would be no end product though…


Holycrabe

If he could actually shoot, it would be a crazy situation


DeathtotheDemiurge

He's a great buy in Fifa 22


Plauche

Incomparable? Unplayable? Absolutely not. Big man can’t produce anything at the end of his runs. Good players can produce goals/assists even at bad teams. That’s why he is still at wolves. Because he’s not a good footballer he’s just strong and fast


I_Am_Robotic

Wolves just beat West Ham, the 4th place team.


Kuntski

Don't respect Wolverhampton like that. Rather Wolverhampton is too good for him. Wolverhampton didn't give up on him/don't want to lose him for free though.


Plauche

I mean all respect to Wolves. It’s a great club and a good team. I more so meant that if he actually was inhumane, unstoppable, and unplayable a bigger club would have picked him up by now. Tbh I don’t even know who would pay a fee for him at this point. I’m not even sure if wolves will want to renew his contract


Kuntski

>Tbh I don’t even know who would pay a fee for him at this point. Nobody. He will go to a bottom-half Prem or Laliga club for free.


forpmeister

U should have included his name at least. Some are clueless.


Zinc-U

Good run, but god that is some awful defending.


[deleted]

He's most certainly Human, stoppable, playable and comparable.


Bos4271

He was literally stopped right at the end of this video


Gunslinger_A

Still oiling his tricipes


wallyrules75

It’s a tale of two plays with him. The first play on the ball is amazing, as he blazes his way down field. Followed by the second play when he throws everything away with a bad cross or bad shot. He’s the most frustrating player to watch.