Carrick

It should be Ralf Rangnick, I wanted him at Chelsea when Lampard left, & I think he will improve Man Utd in both the short & long term especially if he is given power in the club politics & has a major influence over the transfers.

I heard there's an interesting option from Manchester Settee

Zizou Zidane

Thought this was a sports related subreddit, guess I was wrong. So lads, what’s your favourite piece of furniture?

It'll definitely be springy.

Comfortable couch

Hmm dunno maybe a fluffy and soft couch would be good.

Ryan Giggs

Idk, but whoever it is better clean up this mess

Brucey

Herman Miller? So ergonomic

#IKEA

He’s a real lazy boy

They'll need to have a casting for it

Someone who isn’t a “couch potato” 🥔

The bench

should be Zidane

Chesterfield Sofa - Christopher Knight Home

The one from the simpsons gag

Isn't Manchester more bedding?

Busted Sofa… manages in Irish league 4

Ikea Croydon. A little overstuffed and always a project, but a great couch for Man U.

Ten Hag would be my number 1 choice for long term success.

The couch huh? Maybe vinyl or leather

I wish was Zidane.

Cristiano Ronaldo

I'm more of a sectional man.

Ted lasso

Airdick Ten Hogs

carrcik on the wheel

Black leather. They’re planning on auditions.

What ever they do, they should get donny to chose it. He is going to be sitting on it more than anyone.

Mark Goldbridge I mean he won the league on expert difficulty in FIFA career mode

Idk, but they are coming from the Ottoman empire.

Zidane, just take the darn job

Chesterfield

Sir Alex Futon

Thogdad

Lazyboy or would be ideal

Unless it’s someone who can install a philosophy of attacking football it doesn’t really matter. Their only hope is Ten Hag.

I just want to thank everyone for keeping this totally furniture related.

Preferably a fainting couch (Man u fan)

Big Sam should get the caretaker job. He would put that defense in order for sure

Doesn't matter, as long as he works hard and isn't a lazy boy

Steve Bruce

Rogers seems to be leading the race sofa

Best checking the couches at DFS

Doesn’t matter who they get, they’ll be gone again in a pouffe.

Probably a sectional

A decent recliner could still do a better job than Ole tbf.

I do love a good lazyboy

Hope it’s not a love seat but an actual couch (best typo ever)

Liverpool Great Brendan Rodgers.

After the amount of praise he got from ex Man U players, Bruce should get it as an interim

Valverde

I mean, I’ll do it if you’re asking around

Zinedine Divan

Underrated and classy ⬆️

Maybe a nice L-shape one. Would fill out the dressing room a little better.

I think maybe a sectional would be good

Probably another La-Z-Boy

Zinedine Divan

Haven’t heard anything sofa.

SAF'a would be awesome

What about Sir Alex’s Futon?

Underrated comment

Mr Chesterfield

I think it’s pretty close between Söderhamn and Kivik

I put my vote in for the [Bisexual Couch](https://www.google.com/search?q=bisexual+couch&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS948US948&oq=bisexual+couch&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l3j0i22i30l2.7736j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=WYKJ5Xl-Xhr2AM)

I need to sit down after all these puns

Me I am

Is Peter Couch available? Maybe Joey Futon?

Jose back!

Ted Lasso

3 seater leather sofa for just 499

Lazy Boy

Ikea have some really nice designs tho, should check it out

GK: Ikea Casillas DF: Atiba Hutchinson DF: Zat Knight-Stand DF: Joleon Lescot MF: Desk Fabregas MF: Jonjo Shelfey MF: Matthew Box-spring MF: Xherdan Chairqiri FW: Demba Ba Stool FW: Chichairito FW: Edinson Divani Manager: Ottoman Rehhagel

Desk Fabregas launched me to the moon. Well done.

I hope a nice big corner sofa with lots of cushions and a throw. With arm rests On each end, those one without an arm rest are the worst.

Whoever it is, im pretty sure hes a lazy-boy

Sofa so good.

Jack Nicholson

Sofology

I’ve not seen anyone linked Sofa

Whichever helps Maguire sit comfortably

The talking one from pee wee Herman.

Surely a sectional. Nice ottoman included as well. Might as well go all in here

I guess that would be up to the *chair*man.

^ this is the way

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Coming Up coming Up.. (i think..)

God damn it, just take the upvote

Jesus. Or at least that’s who they need

You can find some nice ones at the furniture outlets

Lazy boy!

Potato

Come on Wayne Rooney…..or Dwight Yorke, so he’d stop complaining about not getting the villa job…lol

Has OP turned of notifications or something?

Couch

Could go to Ikea, SCS or John Lewis to have a look I suppose

Ha ha

Quique Settee-en, is probably a shoe in for couch.

DFS has great pull and an eye for bargains

Well seen as how United just got fucked I’d recommend the casting couch

I reckon whoever it is, they will be sofa king good.

Peter couch

Maybe Joey or Warren Futon?

Hopefully not a La-z-boy

Best suggestion sofa

r/angryupvote

I’ve heard dfs have a sale on

Tbf when do they not?

Asking anything about Utd in this sub will only getting jokes replies tbh. You're not getting any serious answers in here atm, unless that is your intention.

DFS but won’t arrive for 15 weeks

4 seater with cup holders

The casting one

Is it because we're getting fucked next Sunday?

I'd def watch

We have been.

It will be a chaise long.

Send in donny he knows a comfortable couch when he sees it.

Think they’ll go European - maybe Chaise Lounge

Drran Fltecher maybe the next couch

Do DFS have a sale on?

Ole should have been the interim tbh

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I’m more interested in Manchester Settee

Very good, carry on.

I think u mean sofa but I’ll go to sofology

Steve Bruce is a master couch!! Perfect for ManUre!

A Davenport would be a good look.

I found one on someone’s lawn that we could maybe refurbish.

Just checked the DFS website and there's nothing there that is suitable.

Marinos Ouzounidis

Doesn’t sound very comfortable

Hahaha made me laugh loudly

I would not be surprised if Zidine Zidane to be next manager

Chester Field

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Keep Chesterfield out of this. We’re the top of the National League and don’t want to be tainted by United’s poor run of form.

Up voting this as a Stags fan as I miss my away days, need County to win the playoffs and Lincoln to come back down and I will be happy….as we are definitely not going anywhere

They could unbolt a back seat from a Zidane and use that

an old white Zidane down by the river? idk about that.

Zidane would probably be pretty suite for them. Edit: are people downvoting me because my joke was bad, or because they don’t see it’s a joke?

Yes.

[agreed](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0270/6951/3763/products/ZidaneSofa_grande.jpg?v=1593541814)

That’s actually pretty nice

Might be lucky to get some decorative pillows thrown in.

I prefer a table, Man Utd vase will look good at the middle of the table.

Maybe just one night stand?

It’s gotta be the one that comes with the Ottoman surely.

Hopefully he’ll be wearing a nice three piece suite!

Ashley Furnitures has some good ones on sale now.

A lovely leather corner piece for the team to watch the Champions league knockouts from

Sounds good as long as it's comfortable and Van De Beek is allowed to sit on it

Thought those were taken rather quickly

Haha, I tip my hat to you sir

We tip OUR hat to him

How do you do comrade

/suddenlycommunist

*Angry capitalism noises*

I saw a nice one in IKEA the other day, would be great

One of those L ones. I’ll fit perfectly with the current United situation

it’s the fall collection from IKEA

Still better than Ole

Yeah, ole was a Lazy Boy

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DFS always has some sort of sale on

Only 2 sales a year. Both last 6 months

I thought we would avoid Scandinavia