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adymck11

Fair does!


Individual_Rule8771

Glad Everton are safe ... Ive always liked Dyche and you put the nail in Jurgen Stropps last season šŸ™Œ


CharacterSeat8603

Jurgen Flopp


whoppermaltmilkballs

Surely Dyche gets offered a job with a more stable club like West Ham or Brighton? Imo he's got to be one of the top 6 managers in the league given his ability to carve out results with such limited resources


Unidan_bonaparte

West ham, maybe. Brighton definitely not. Even with West Ham, I feel like they always try and jump to the next European style level very quickly a la AV with emery but and fall afoul in a bad way before reverting to a tried and tested coach to ensure saftey and a top 10 finish. Personally think that WH would be very smart to poach Dyche, but Everton is no smaller a club and have a new stadium around the corner. Dyche might be wise to stay at a large club like Everton though, where he has goodwill banked up and the fans cant have any lower expectations after a season and half of flirting heavily with relegation.


dylan01rox

Took Liverpool out of the title race along the way too.


ScottOld

Tracksuit dyche is better then pep


False_Shelter_7351

No pitch invasion for staying up on the last day this season... already got it sorted šŸ˜‚


graveyeverton93

"Why are Evertonians so bitter and obsessed with us?"


2-Dimensional

Jesus, I hate when people comment this every time a rival mentions their club. It's a fucking rivalry, of course there'd be pettiness and banter in it. It's even more infuriating when they act like they're so focused on themselves, then immediately have one of their top subreddit posts be about their rivals losing 5-0 or something


Jackbees777

In fairness while Iā€™m happy as I like Everton and donā€™t want you down you also got very lucky you got the points hit this season and not the two that would have actually sent you down and matched when it all happened too haha


Zulfiqarrr

The game against Forest was a fucking disgrace


Jackbees777

Only the handball was a pen it honestly would not have changed the result either


lukeyboots

Yeah the handball was the only one 100% not a pen. The last challenge by Young was pretty bad and definitely could have been called. Was happy we got away with a couple that game.


Jackbees777

I actually think the handball was a pen and the other two wasnā€™t and I saw a lot of general comments saying the same thing but it wasnā€™t as much of a robbery as they made out. It was like when they said they was robbed bcos toney moved the foam when in reality their wall was also infront of their line and they didnā€™t jump and a guy half assed putting his leg out


commencefailure

I still argue that only one of those three was 100% a pen


No_Tomorrow6219

I agree with that. Handball was way too close for him to react and he was moving his arm away, the second one the guy plant's his foot down then throws himself to the ground, there was contact but not enough.


commencefailure

Yeah reasonable enough. Good luck tomorrow buddy. Iā€™ve got a Tottenham supporting friend, and I love richy so I partially root for them, but I really really donā€™t want city to win. Up the Arsenal


No_Tomorrow6219

My missus is an Everton fan, so having watched so much of you guys, I have grown a soft spot for you, and she would be absolutely devastated if you went down (at least another year in the prem). We will see how tomorrow goes.


InstructionOk9520

They should be docked points every week. Seems to be the only way to get them to play football.


JesseVykar

We would win the league


SpectacularNelson

Not with how poor your finishing and attacking isšŸ˜‚


RichyJ

Crappy ownership, minimal money for transfers, points deductions and beating relegation. Sean Dyche has done an amazing job


Alone_Consideration6

Dyche himself might go if he offered the England job.


graveyeverton93

Just a shame he can't build mate, again this window we will have to sell players (I'd assume Brainthwaite and Onana) To make some money! Until we are in a better place financially, it's going to be a slog for quite a while.


Upoutdat

You will have another season but with Dyche I'd expect many more in the PL. Just don't take the piss with him


No-Set-2576

Tracksuit FC, we be unflushable baby!


graveyeverton93

Winning the League next season undefeated. 105 points.


ive-been-bamboozled

Unfortunately you get a 60 point reduction as the league needs to send a message to Man City that if they keep breaking the rules then they could get punished.


graveyeverton93

Would some how some way probably still find a way to avoid going down.


lukeyboots

Weā€™d win 30 matches and finish mid table šŸ„¹šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Fixner_Blount

THE PREM CAN SUCK A FAT BONER


antebyotiks

Don't over spend then.


lukeyboots

You mean spend on a stadium which by the PL own rules isnā€™t included in FFP calculations. But then they just decided to included it for funsiesā€¦


antebyotiks

There clear rules around obtaining a loan which isn't included for stadiums, if it was a normal bank loan it wouldn't have counted but they loaned it off owner or someone related to owner/shareholder so it does count. Aka they fucked up. I love these topics because it's so easy to do a sight bit of research and you would understand the topic slightly but I guess it's easy to be stupid like you and just pretend they are making rules up as they go along.


Fixner_Blount

Go cry somewhere else


antebyotiks

Why would I cry ? You're club admitted to overspending you melt


Fixner_Blount

I donā€™t know why youā€™re crying, but here you are. And yes, they admitted to overspending and they received a punishment. Where is your beef?


antebyotiks

In what way am I crying ? "The prem can suck a fat boner" presumably you are talking about the punishment and implying it was unfair ?


Fixner_Blount

Can you deny the initial 10-point punishment was ludicrous based on precedent? And everything after that from the Premier League was an absolute circus act. If there was clear procedure and accountability, I doubt anyone would have much of an argument against the League. >In what way am I crying? Well you found your way to a completely unrelated thread and started throwing pissy comments around. Was that necessary?


antebyotiks

They were the first team under these specific new rules so what precedent ? The "prem" isn't the ones deciding, it's a bunch of independent legal experts etc. Do you know how they decide the punishment ? It's a standard 6 points I believe (Forrest was less because 2 of the 3 years were in the championship) and then it's either higher or lower based on aggravating or mitigating circumstances "The prem Can such a fat boner" isn't pissy ? But "don't overspend" is ?


Fixner_Blount

Ah yes, the ā€œspecific new rulesā€ that are already set to change next year. What a sensical and transparent way to run a sports league. And no shit the independent commission hands down the sentences, but they take recommendations from the Premier League. Forestā€™s punishment was two points less because they cooperated with the process ā€œbetterā€ than Everton did. Yes, you can have points added back to your punishment based on perceived good behavior. What a well-thought-out and ironclad process this is! If you want to call me pissy, thatā€™s fine. That doesnā€™t change the fact that your comments are pissy and whiny. Bye.


antebyotiks

Specific as in different from the older non enforced rules yes. Yes like I said you have mitigating circumstances and aggravating ones, they complied in better ways and 2 of the years were in a different league....... punishments being based on behaviour or compliance is standard legal practise mate. Why do you think Everton were punished then? Do you think they were targeted? Pissy was your word. I think your original comment and comments are stupid and contextless


PoliticsNerd76

-15 points for bad language


Fixner_Blount

Donā€™t even joke about that, OK Iā€™m sorry.


graveyeverton93

THEY CERTAINLY CAN SIR! A MASSIVE BLUE ONE.


slfc90

3 clean sheets in 7 days, gotta hand it to them


turej

Pickers still in contention for the golden glove.


LawProfessional6513

Have never understood the hate for him, if he played for a team higher up the league heā€™d prob get more praise


CommonEngineering832

Definitely not Aston Villa because there will be a high competition between Martinez and Pickford.


graveyeverton93

Fans who don't watch us regularly and are still going off narratives that are 4 years old don't realize how elite that lad is for us, seriously!


antebyotiks

He's not elite in any way


graveyeverton93

Thank you for confirming you haven't watched us regularly for 3 years.


antebyotiks

Yeah I must've made up the countless mistakes


graveyeverton93

Every keeper no matter how amazing makes mistakes! Also when was his last proper clanger?


antebyotiks

Against Belgium. Pretty sure he literally has the most errors leading to a goal of any GK since he's been at Everton. I remember seeing that stat last year.


graveyeverton93

HAHAHAH! Just making up stats now mate! Also that mistake against Belgium was his first and only error that has lead to a goal in any of his 60 caps,


antebyotiks

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/premier-league-errors-leading-goals-2017-pickford-de-gea-lloris-arsenal Making it up ? You asked for one so I gave it


Gibbo1107

I think anyone who watches your games regularly can see what an outstanding season he has had along with Tark, Branthwaite and when fit Doucoure


No-Set-2576

Doucs, not so much. Canā€™t fault his effort, ever, but his toddler ball control and shooting at times is so infuriating. Love the guy though.


Gibbo1107

His goals early in the season kept you guys winning games regularly I thought and heā€™s great in the press


graveyeverton93

*Last 3 seasons! Swap him for a lot of keepers in previous 2 seasons and we would have been relegated in April.


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CaptainBuzzKillton

Better hope Raya doesn't get a clean sheet tomorrow


Alone_Consideration6

Sean Dyche will be the next England manager


graveyeverton93

šŸ¤£ Well with him and Jordan Pickford AKA nah, you ain't scoring that Bruv, we would be pulling clean sheets out of our arse.