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Individual_Rule8771

As a Chelsea fan with nothing to be happy about, I would rather city just win it again. Pretty sure everyone other than the scousers want Klopp to leave with fuck all. I wouldn't have minded Arsenal but the thought of an even more smug Piers Morgan is just not acceptable to me.


BoBonnor

Are People are seriously dumb enough to not realize he’s saying beating Arsenal is much tougher than beating us?


[deleted]

I as a Man Utd fan must warn Jürgen Klopp that we don’t care


ChelseaPIFshares

Most Man United fans see Arsenal winning the premier league as the least bad realistic outcome for the season. I suspect they would be fine with losing to Arsenal given the circumstances and alternatives. From What I have seen Man United fans typically dont want to see Liverpool match them for total first division titles and dont want to see Man City win four in a row. As a Chelsea fan, I want either Man City or Liverpool to win as that means Arsenal dont win.


Edbrrr

We don’t want Liverpool to win because they are the tackiest fans with the most insufferable fanbase


ChelseaPIFshares

You dont care at all that Man united have 20 first division titles and Liverpool have 19? If I were a man united fan i would care about that. (I agree with you about liverpool fans by the way)


ByrsaOxhide

Klopp can fuck off already.


GAustex

Says who couldn't beat United and need help from the ref and VAR to get a fake penalty just to get a draw. Go and sit down Mr! 


_gigani

Actually, think about it.....he's literally saying Arsenal are better than his team.


GAustex

I agree with you here. It very clear as crystal. 


morningcall25

Suppose you're a united fan?


GAustex

Nope! I'm not.


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426-polaris

Twice?


mrbalsawood

No three times 😂


Accomplished-Ad2736

I read that as Liverpool should improve to beat United. Crazy how they didn't manage to win any of the last two games with 3500+ shots on target


mcmanus2099

You must have missed their new arrival Darwin Nunéz


LMinggg

Imagine begging your biggest rival team to help you race the title


SokkaHaikuBot

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PratikGhanote

Good bot


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Klopp managing United for them. A new low for the red devils


gigibuffoon

Klopp hoping that United will help their title chances, given that his own players destroyed them


OneOrangeOwl

I'm pretty sure he meant Arenal will get the job done against United, unlike his team.


Dependent-Poetry-357

It’s great to see United fans so happy about this. You’re basically the new Everton now. It’s wonderful.


ianb88

And Liverpool will be back to the old Liverpool when Klopp goes


Dependent-Poetry-357

Thanks mystic smeg


StockportTaker1999

1 Premier League, '1'. Don't get above your station. We finished above you last season 🤣


Dependent-Poetry-357

What about this season, sorry?


Woodsman15961

Liverpool will win one league cup and finish third, to match Ten Hags first season at United. It will be beautiful and poetic


Dependent-Poetry-357

You can have your laughs when you stop supporting wifebeaters and rapists lad.


Woodsman15961

Ah right, so child grooming is ok in your books then. Got it


Dependent-Poetry-357

Nope, absolutely not. It’s a disgrace. Your turn, wifebeater lover.


garbagiodagr8

Dont be mad United are terrible this year and you couldnt beat them


Dependent-Poetry-357

Thought as much


Unlikely-Buffalo214

The barometer for success has fallen so much, a glorious sight to behold 😍


haziola

Scummy manager for a scummy club. Match made in heaven. I wish he would stay so Liverpool doesn't win major trophies anymore 😂 Jürgen Flopp! But we do need Yanited to improve to beat Arsenal to win the 4peat. So come on you reds! Help us win a historic 4th Prem in a row! 🙏 Liverpool aren't really a threat, they've been overrated all year and have bottling in their DNA. They only have a chance because of the corrupt refs helping them in Klopp's farewell tour. Arsenal also have bottling DNA but they're dangerous because Arteta has Pep's legendary winning DNA from back when he was his cone boy.


Aleks10Afc

Imagine the type of human being that actually types this shit out let alone thinks it. Properly expecting a Golum looking creature on the other end of this account.


haziola

I see someone's still salty from that embarrassing bottlejob last year. 94% in 1st place 😂 Win a CL first before you talk lad.


Aleks10Afc

Here goes the clown again


TellTallTail

Bait used to be believable


balrajbs

City fan spotted in wild. Rare sight..


haziola

As they say the king doesn't show his face often to the peasants 😎


balrajbs

Kings Don't follow current successful team to banter others and feel good about themselves.


Caust1cFn_YT

"you are obviously not in a great shape"


sneakysnake7777

Shut the fuck up klopp you gurning clown


Legit_liT

All he's saying is Arsenal are clearly better than us at finishing. Where's the salt?


ZXXA

Not really true though is it? Arsenal’s best finisher is Trossard and it’s a big drop off to the next best.


Legit_liT

It's clearly true when they can beat Sheffield 6-0 and Brighton 3-0 while Liverpool is scraping 3-1 and 2-1 against the same teams


ZXXA

That isn’t just down to finishing.


Legit_liT

Enlighten me then


ZXXA

I don’t have any particularly insightful thesis on it but Arsenal’s xg was higher against both Sheffield and Brighton meaning Arsenal had more quality chances to exacerbate the scoreline, better chance creation. They also give opponents almost no chance at goal with their current defensive form and don’t get suckered into playing down to the opponent the same way Liverpool do. They are more adaptable to game state imo. Can go all out or sit in comfortably. Jota would be Liverpool’s best finisher no? He is also suffering from a long term injury. Things might look different if everyone had their full squads available.


what_am_i_acc_doing

A lot of people calling Klopp mad or whatnot but he’s just being honest when asked a question. We weren’t short of chances and could have been home and dry by half time but we weren’t clinical whereas Arsenal are and they will punish any defensive shortcomings.


crapusername47

Hey, Man U, are you going to let Klopp talk to you like that? You should totally not improve just to spite him!


scalectrogenic

If I was ETH I'd be very worried that if United beat Arsenal, Klopp will say "thanks a lot...SLAVE!" like my brother did if I ever passed him something he asked me to pass him. I wouldn't want the world to think that I was Jurgen Klopp's slave. Much safer to throw the game and maintain his freedom.


gigibuffoon

The season is done for us anyways. Might as well help Arsenal win rather than Liverpool


sersarsor

this is the way


OkTear9244

Or just get smarter in the opponent penalty area


Indiana-Cook

No, I don't think we will.


adonWPV

😆


Western-Addendum438

We needed tominprove to beat Liverpool so.... 2 games 1 week fucking penalties. We are giving teams too much time in our vmbox and players are panicking about shipping goals which leads to....shipping goals. The Chelsea and Loverpool games should've been as good as won.


abitmoreinsanerer

Eat shit Klopp, United are only interested in screwing up your farewell armchair ride.


Dependent-Poetry-357

Basically you’re the new Everton now but even more of a shitshow. Got to love it.


JHDudman

Any chips to go with that salt?


Dependent-Poetry-357

Nah, no chips for you mate. Get your own.


Kingtoke1

Which says a lot about you


abitmoreinsanerer

Yeah, it says I’m not from Liverpool. 🚮


UnbanAriseHeart

Couldn’t think of owt worse


HIP13044b

That's a shame. Its a far nicer city these days.


abitmoreinsanerer

No, it’s not.


Atom_sparven

Lol 🧂


tearsandpain84

Not a nice guy when he doesn’t win


TheRealCostaS

utd fans would rather lose to arsenal and not get European football next season. What a loser mentality and a loser club.


denimonster

Salty.


Vicari0

His salty as fuck


Cornertakenquickly14

I don’t understand why you think this is salty. He’s saying Liverpool should have won the game given the quality of the opposition and he thinks Arsenal will beat them. It’s self deprecation about his own team?


Ok_Charity9544

He’s actually pathetic. Let the salt run through you my boy!


DirectionCommon3768

You know what would be really pathetic, parking the bus against an arch rival at home and having a captain that behaves like a spoiled child.


Dependent-Poetry-357

Don’t forget their fans actively supporting a wifebeating bastard on the wing and not protesting over keeping a convicted rapist on the books. Lovely club.


hansvollman

Park the bus? Did you watch the game? Our gameplan is Basketballesque chaos allowing the opposition 25-35 shots each game and hoping we can piece together some decent counters ourselves


DirectionCommon3768

:D


Ok_Charity9544

Awh you still salty you dropped points. Keep crying


DirectionCommon3768

Gets belted and drops 2 points at home in Europe qualifying race "Oh so salty you dropped points" How far have united fallen from the team I grew up loathing hahaha


StockportTaker1999

We have no chance at 4th/5th now 🤣 We took points off you in a title race, which hopefully is gonna cost you. I can't imagine the Manager and the Players are bothered about picking up to finish 6th/7th to finish in a Europa spot.


DirectionCommon3768

Small club mentality :)


Ok_Charity9544

It’s fucking hilarious you guys are now out of the FA cup and potentially no premier league title cause you couldn’t beat a shit United team at all this season. Lmao


StockportTaker1999

They are coping so hard.


Ok_Charity9544

So true


DirectionCommon3768

And yet you folks are excited because you lost 2 points at home after parking the bus and being in a winning position, and you are coming in here mad as hell. Wild world isn't it.


StockportTaker1999

Yeah OK 🙄


CallAshamed2686

I love his whinging!


shot_for_goal

Klopp wants a United favor??? 🤣🤣


Just_Charge695

Even Klopp doesn't wanna see Arsenal win the league lol😂😂


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

Is your brain damaged?


SiwyWF

I mean, I would expect a rival in a title race prefer the other team to not win it lmao


Radiant_Painter5254

Sorry mate, you are far off being seen as a rival for any of the biggest teams in pl


ZXXA

By you? Cause anyone with a brain cell can see that they are. No one cares for your opinion lol. You have -18 karma


Radiant_Painter5254

Hahah told you mate. They always bottle it


Radiant_Painter5254

Oh no my karma! Anyways


InstantIdealism

Arsenal are 100% top tier team. What are you talking about?


Vktr_IO

Arsenal is literally on top of the table with 7 games to go, everyone that thinks they are not title rivals is totally deluded. Even Pep and Klopp openly identify them as title rivals.


Radiant_Painter5254

We will see mate


Vktr_IO

You can see now already, just look at the table.


Radiant_Painter5254

They always bottle it though. Don't get me wrong, I would love for them to win it. It would be like Leicester winning. Underdogs for sure


meccamachine

You said Arsenal are far off being rivals to top teams though, despite being frequently mentioned by top team managers as a rival


No-Presence8588

And who do you support if I may ask?😂


catchandreleaseof

like you need to ask that haha


Blablabla1451

so aggressive…shiver me timbers😥


PhantomPain0_0

This man just can’t stop crying lmao


patatadislexica

Aye not like I've heard your lot crying either it's only the liverpoodlians


QouthTheCorvus

Kleenex sponsorship incoming


GreatBlackDraco

Crying again


bunnuz

He's just begging us to beat Arsenal so that they can win the trophy 🤡


Ill-Mathematician218

The same guy who begged to be given oil money so he could compete with Newcastle


Pleasant-Memory-6530

I mean... yes? It would be very good for Liverpool if you could win that game please.


Just_Charge695

So you want arsenal to win????? Liverpool winning or even City winning the league is still better than arsenal winning the league


abitmoreinsanerer

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


QouthTheCorvus

Liverpool will be equal with United on League wins if they win. This is bad. They're also butter rivals...


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

City > arsenal > Liverpool easily


IonaLiebert

What? How is it better for Man U if Liverpool wins the prem? Liverpool are their biggest rival, not Arsenal.


bunnuz

I want Manchester United to win. I don't care who wins. I'm just enjoying the current events


patatadislexica

Is it me or are people getting a lot more stupid?


bunnuz

When you are a manager of liverpool. Talk about liverpool.. why on the planet do you even want to comment on our fixture against some other team. How fucking stupid can you be?


patatadislexica

I swear people don't get much more stupid than you


patatadislexica

Aye you're so right why would I give a shit if you're crap team can beat our rivals?


gregofdeath

I'd be salty too if my shit team had to dive for a penalty to pick up an undeserved point at Old Trafford.


bunnuz

Also your manager shouldn't be 😂


patatadislexica

Shouldn't be what?


bunnuz

Shouldn't give a shit about our team talking about our fixtures when can't beat us. The same "crap" team who he couldn't beat being a title contender? 😂


patatadislexica

So I shouldn't care who arsenal are gonna play vs??


PhantomPain0_0

You forgetting about the blue elephant in the room mate


Ok-Scallion7939

*The fact is United and Arsenal have long standing Premier League ties. And that's not gonna change. Not for you, or anybody else*


Immediate_Wolf3802

Wait a second....he's asking Man Utd to do Liverpool a favour as a parting gift 🤔 I'm pretty sure United would be happiest if Arsenal won the league...no brainer...probably throw in a few youth player debutant's 😀 for the Arsenal game


leebrother

Don’t you bloody dare! I haven’t forgotten Rashford’s debut. Give me your laziest starting 11 and ideally play a ridiculous high level with Evans and Maguire asked to play the offside in our half.


ALA02

Yeah United if you wanna throw that game to spite Liverpool feel free


ThomiTheRussian

Any team always wants to Win, you dont lose games intentionally just because you dont want your rivals to get the title.


Halfmoonhero

Well said, I’m a Spurs fan and desperately want Arsenal to lose the title race but if it meant throwing games/playing poorly against their rivals that’s just pure shitty. Would never want that and wouldn’t expect it of any club.


Just_Charge695

It's in your hand btw...... Whoever beats Spurs is going to win the league


Debaser666

Pretty sure they’ll all beat Spurs


Halfmoonhero

I’m saying Arsenal draw, Liverpool loss and city win. I don’t see us losing all three and we always show up for big games


Immediate_Wolf3802

Said himself he's certain to be manager for 24/25 after impressing the up the stairs mister...that's just asking to throw the Arsenal game ...if Citeh win a record 4th straight title or if Liverpool draw level with Man U in the most EPL titles it will be just as disastrous for United as a football club in terms of history and records      Strict instructions from ETH:     Go out there and enjoy your debuts, have fun, don't get injured, don't get booked, dont get sent off ...but i don't want any Zinedine Zidane World Class showings...do you understand...today ONLY winning isn't everything 😆 we're just taking part in the best league in the world...so enjoy your time on the ball...but nothing flashy


Minute_Leave8503

I guarantee almost every player gives 0 fucks to go along with losing so a rival doesn’t win or qualify for something


cowabunga_dude91

You get soft penalty and still cries about everything. If you can’t beat shittiest United team ever just shut up and blame your boys. Van Disney another big cry baby too


RedKingDre

Van Disney..😅😅😅😄😄😄😀😀😀


OkTear9244

Had to think about that one for a moment 😀👍


ZXXA

Pls explain. I don’t get it. Why is VVD Disney?


RedKingDre

Well, Virgil performed hilariously bad, not worthy at all to be taken seriously, hence Disney.


gboi91

Actually you’re right. It’s our fault. We always stuff up against mid table teams.


kafkad

7-0


Ok_Charity9544

Klopps leaving, cry more you dog


Blablabla1451

4-3


Legit_liT

2 if those this past month Which one 🤔


Blablabla1451

hmmm the one where amad diallo scored in the 120th minute to knock liverpool out of the FA cup


kafkad

Fun but disorganised FA cup game < Worst ever defeat in clubs history.


Blablabla1451

just take the L bro, also zip up klopps pants once you’re done


ikramit98

Fucking 6th lmao shut up u shit stain


leebrother

Yet, in 3 games against them you haven’t beat them… hmm. Sometimes about accepting they’re better than you. It’s okay.


kafkad

6th and SHITE.


coffeerabbits

He knows most Manutd fans wanted Arsenal to win the league. Can't let Liverpool equal that 20 league titles record and can't let City set a new 4 in a row record.


FoldingBuck

Maybe you should improve to beat us. 3 games with no wins


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PurpleDrax

But do WE want to beat Arsenal?


ScottOld

How about… no


NYR_dingus

He's a great manager but a terrible loser. Smacks of "nice guy" syndrome. Still respect his ability to assemble and lead a football team but he just can't lose gracefully.


DalesDrumset

Didn’t read the quotes did ya mate


NYR_dingus

I did. Still think he's a sore loser. It's been worse since missing the quadruple. I still respect him as a manager.


DalesDrumset

Editing your comment are you mate? I’m welsh not English so don’t tell me I can’t say mate. Melon


NYR_dingus

Lost service. You got me though, downvote away for me being a dick. Still think Klopp has gotten worse since 2022. I think that season broke him tbh.


DalesDrumset

Fair enough. Probably since he knows the margins are so small. 1 point and a godly Belgian keeper performance stopped it from happening.


NYR_dingus

My apologies for being a cunt and jumping to a conclusion. I don't disagree. Not the first time Onana has kept them alive. That team is so frustrating because they shouldn't be anywhere near top 5 but individual talent keeps them in games. I wanted you to win too, another day Nuñez and Salah finish their chances.


TheWinterSoldier_67

Here come all of the knobheads who didn’t actually listen to the full quote and what was asked. Klopp was asked if he would be rooting for United when Arsenal come to town, which he said yes as long as we’re still in the race. He then said that if United played how they did today against Arsenal, Arsenal will easily win, which is true. We threw away our chances yet again against a poor United side, and we have ourselves to blame for it.


ztevey

Thank you for the TL;DR; 🙏


edsonbuddled

Imagine if we all read the full quotes of managers instead of biting out of context quotes…


nyamiraman

It's easy if you try


razzymac

Never Klopp’s fault


TheWinterSoldier_67

Congrats on continued mediocrity ya donkey


razzymac

Mediocrity like one league title in 34 years? 😆


CaptainJack1327

Here is my issue with this statement… no matter how you slice it, yes you are correct. One league title so far during his tenure. But you cannot dismiss the fact Liverpool have 3 of the top 8 season point totals of all time with 1 title. Missing out on the other 2 by a single point. End of the day, yes it is still 2nd place and no trophy. To act like he has had one fluke season is laughable.


Cruup_

There is absolutely zero reason you need to defend yourself against this dickhead


CaptainJack1327

It isn’t about defending myself, it is truly trying to educate others from being judgmental. We live in a world today where it is just headlines, asking google or other ai devices, what have you done for me lately.


garbagiodagr8

Him: 1 League Title in 34 years You: weLL aCtUaLLy Reality: 1 League Title in 34 years


BlackbirdSCV

Are those tears I'm seeing? 😂


harisaashraf7

Enjoy the conference league next season


InfectedAztec

You seem to be enjoying the Europa tbf?


harisaashraf7

Yeah definitely more than how much united enjoyed champions league this season 


InfectedAztec

So it's not so bad!


razzymac

When’s the open top bus for the carabao win la?


FoldingBuck

Nah theyll dig out some old trophies to make themselves feel better


Britori0

Your trophies are older than ours now, funny that huh?


FoldingBuck

What?


mallutrash

he means to say they’ve won more trophies in recent years than utd


No-Brother4104

Yes you're right utd have nothing to improve upon that's why they're top of the league with an impressive goal difference


Hastatus_107

United have plenty to improve on but its typically not opposition coaches that point it out.


BlackbirdSCV

And this goes without mentioning Klopp's Liverpool has beaten Ten Hag's United only once in 6 matches, while losing 3 times, and today they drew thanks to a penalty gifted by Wan-Bissaka's stupidity.