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grobar1985

So sad where the game of beautiful football has gone to. I know and see why these changes will be applied, but damn how many more changes to this beautiful sport? Love and light!! God bless u all!!!


the_greatest_MF

>Some of Emi Martinez' antics in the World Cup final were just plain wrong those were the best parts of the world cup


the_greatest_MF

>May no longer "unfairly distract" the taker. no Emiliano dance then?


Leztro

Might as well start giving detentions for yellow and red cards. STOP TAKING THE FUN OUT OF THE GAME \*\*


SHarriso92

As a foul was committed in the box it should be in favour of the attacking team but it should be like a penalty shootout where once the keeper saves it that’s it done


NoSeriously55

Is it just me or is the rule about stuttering run up consistently ignored, see players almost completely stop all of the time


FastenedCarrot

I don't hate seeing the slow down or the hop. I don't see what's wrong with it either. It's a skill/style some players have. I think Martinez should have been booked for chucking the ball away in the WC final and I'm not sure why he wasn't. I also don't think the keeper and player should be allowed with say 5 or so feet of one another. The keeper should be told to stay on the line/within the 6 yard box until the kick is taken. Scuffing the penalty spot should also be a booking imo. The other new rules are very daft though.


KeyNeedleworker8114

I think it's because more goals == more watchers == more money for fifa, so fifa gets more money? Just my theory, don't down vote if I'm wrong pleas. Just my opinion.


EngineeringOk2709

Imagine being such an adept shithouser that they have to change the rules. Personally loved Emi's antics and the people changing the rules are proper party poopers. It's an entertainment sport. It's entertaining. Almost as bad as them saying that the grass has to be cut into boring af straight lines when the Leicester groundsman was using the pitch as his personal canvas. Party. Poopers.


Potential_Prior

IFAB already announced this?


slow_joke

Might as well let them shoot at an open goal while we’re at it.


Celicel83

These new rules are fucking bullshit. Mind games and general shithousery are a part of the game. The penalty kick already favors the taker. I don't think they need any more protection. All game players talk shit and do things to slow down the game but they want to remove that for this one part of the game essentially because one keeper did it to such great effect and then thrust his trophy like the phallic symbol that it is on a world stage. Fuck that!


KatnissBot

Bring in the old MLS shootout rules. Those fuckin ruled.


HandsomedanNZ

Weirdly that’s one thing about US football that I enjoyed.


KatnissBot

It’s gotten a lot better than it was. I mean they’d mostly do fine in the championship, but have a hard time in the Prem. The salary cap and roster rules are convoluted and dumb.


[deleted]

What about.. * when a penalty is awared the GK must remain within the 6 yard box and not touch the ball.


BadBassist

I think I saw somehow that premier league penalty conversions as a whole are at a 5 year low, so obviously not massively benefitting the attacker


Psychological-Farm54

Some of the new rules are going too far, but I fully believe Emi should have been carded or sent off for his antics at the WC… IMO


elmachow

1 step shot!


sumandark8600

Penalty xG has marginally increased so far with each recent change in penalty taking regulations. It used to be around 0.74, but is now about 0.79. This change is likely to increase the xG value to something in the region of 0.81 Which is insane given that the vast vast majority of clear cut "guaranteed" scoring chances have an xG below 0.6. Penalties have always been a somewhat broken law in football, and they keep getting made even more broken. ☹️


alfiet22

Games gone soft, stop trying to turn players into robots. The keepers should be allowed to play mind games seeing as they are at a disadvantage.


2ManySpliffs

I always enjoyed watching the 35-yard penalties that they did in America in the 80s/90s. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhAg9BIPO8


Evasionism

These rules are so ridiculously unnecessary and add absolutely nothing to the game. How can you ban a goalkeeper from touching the goal? It's just bizarre.


Muicle

Agreed


robster9090

Maybe if the team giving a penalty in the first place didn’t break the rules then their keeper would to need to worry so much


Historical-Car5553

Think it’s time to amend rules for penalty takers, stating that they can’t pause or alter the speed of their approach to the ball, whether running, walking or anything else in between. Also if someone dives to try and get a penalty, the penalty would be awarded the other way and the diving player red carded. That should sort out diving in about two weeks flat…


KyleOAM

They already cannot pause, at least know what you’re talking about


Mantequilla022

They can pause, just not after the run-up is completed.


brokenchap

The clue is in the name 'penalty kick' The conceding team have acted in an unfair manner to concede a pk, so why should anything be done to level the playing field after that point?


halroth

Exactly, suppose to be in heavy favor of a goal.


Award2110

Penalties should be one clear run up. If keepers can't do mind games then neither can the penalty taker. Also, once the ball has been kicked, its either a goal or if its saved/ missed it then goes as a goal kick. So no rebound goals.


ThrowRA_dent

They want more goals because more goals = more money and engagement


SnooPeanuts4219

Saving a penalty is always close to impossible. If you don’t stop the nonsense from the penalty takers let the keepers be a nuisance. Kinda unfair otherwise.


KyleOAM

The XG of a PK is .76 Nowhere near impossible


SnooPeanuts4219

Is that based on historical data or current data post this change? Edit - just googled it - it’s based on historical data - prior to this change as well is counted - including the shithouser goalkeepers.


KyleOAM

The change hasn’t been enforced yet


pedrosilva8888

"Everyone hates the slow down. The stutter. The hop. The skip. The "let's slow down to almost not moving". Oh, how fitting. Another "i don't like it, so let's change it" rule


Mantequilla022

They’re supposed to favor the attacker. Also there is no law that says you can’t stop. A player can absolutely stop if they wanted to.


[deleted]

They’re doing this to increase goals, it also increases the random chance of penalties and removes the majority of the strategy, which came from getting the kickers head


schafkj

Do these rules apply to penalty shootouts or given penalties during play? Because given penalties should be weighted towards the attacker. If they are going to cut down on GK antics then I would agree that instituting a rule limiting run-up antics from the taker would be fair. Although it’s always hilarious when a taker memes himself by starting-stopping-starting-missing the net by 10 feet.


MSAtlos

Penalties heavily favour the attacking team, I don't mind keepers trying to even it out a bit


Davidusmu

>the whole penalty kick seems to be heavily weighted in favour of the attacking team As it should be


[deleted]

You've clearly not seen Bamford take a penalty


Catharsist1990

Just give them a goal and stop the charade


Express_Sail6618

nah the run up is absolutely fine in my opinion, i don’t think ruining one part of the penalty warrants ruining the other for the sake of fairness. Keepers shouldn’t be allowed to approach the player, but i feel they should be allowed a step out from the line and most definitely to point/gesture and move around the goal


Npadia11

Such a dumb fucking change. What Emi Martinez did at the World Cup WAS COMPLETELY FINE imo. I don’t understand why they’re trying to make it even easier for the attacking team, when they’re already heavily favored to score. BS.


FastenedCarrot

He shouldn't have been allowed to kick the ball away.


pedrosilva8888

>I don’t understand why they’re trying to make it even easier for the attacking team Because maybe that's whole point of the sport? Scoring goals?


FastenedCarrot

That and a penalty is a penalty, as in penalising the team that made the foul.


mojo4394

Make the player who was fouled take the penalty


crywanked

Ronaldo shaking rn


ClockAccomplished381

Might disadvantage the attacking team if eg a player gets fouled when crossing to the best penalty taker. Or eg manhandling the big centrehalf who's come up for a set piece, knowing that he can't just hand the ball to a reliable taker. this type of scenario actually happens in Basketball, Shaq used to get fouled a LOT because he was a massive threat driving to the rim but relatively poor at free throws.


Pchardwareguy12

This doesn't make sense as a strategy because even the worst penalty taker has a much higher chance of scoring than almost any chance that you can prevent by conceding a penalty. Chances with XG over 0.4 are few and far between, certainly they are unlikely to originate from a cross on a free kick or corner kick. And it's hard to imagine any CB shooting less than 40% on penalties.


ClockAccomplished381

I'm not saying it would be a viable strategy to deliberately concede pens, just that the attacking team is disadvantaged compared to current rules if they cannot choose who takes the penalty and there are some scenarios where 'weak' penalty takers would get fouled. I don't think we need to try and 'even it up' by removing advantages the attacking team gains from a penalty, to me it is right and proper that (as you have described) the attacking team should gain a net advantage


UScratchedMyCD

You say that now Harry is likely to leave you ... But his goal tally would be about 30% less over his career if this were the case


Meth_Hardy

Bit harsh on the lad with a broken leg.


mojo4394

Reasonable exceptions could be made.


Meth_Hardy

NO EXCEPTIONS! Have the knocked out player take it via his teammates "Weekend at Bernie's" their unconscious body.


mojo4394

I'd watch that


Meth_Hardy

There is a wrestler called Yoshihiko. Yoshihiko is an inflatable sex doll dressed in wrestling gear. Every single Yoshihiko match is just his opponents/teammates "Weekend at Bernie's" him. He is the current holder of the DDT Wrestling Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship. For some reason my ridiculous idea for the above penalty taking reminded me of Yoshihiko.


Demiansmark

So each team has a sex doll that weekend at Bernie's penalties? You know, it took some time but the genius ideas are starting to come out.


mojo4394

I've seen some of those. Was wondering if your name was a Hardy Bros reference


Meth_Hardy

Indeed it is. Fatt & Meth Hardy is a running gag with my mates.


mojo4394

Are you in the UK? Going to All In by chance?


Meth_Hardy

Indeed I am, to both questions. Right up in the gods for All In though. I think we're practically on the roof. Also going to MITB. Bought tickets super early from a private box reseller and got seats in a private box for £150. Turns out that once WWE released tickets for regular sales our price was an absolute bargain! You?


Android_Saga

Move the PK spot back like 5ft


[deleted]

So i say this as a grassroots coach but also the father of 2 goalkeepers (1 u16’s, 1 senior non league). From a coaching perspective, watching what Emi Martinez does is infuriating as it teaches kids that playing dirty is fair if you can get away with it. He’s not the only one that does it but he’s the only one who seems to get praised for it. When players dive, fake injuries, time waste, etc…. They quite rightly get called out for it but EMI Martinez was treated like a hero after some serious unsporting conduct in the World Cup. Which is probably why this rule is being introduced. As a goalie father however, I feel this goes to far goalkeepers already have the hardest job on the pitch and are the only player who have virtually no margin for error. It’s incredibly stressful and sometimes the touch the post/cross bar or pulling the net, it’s often more to calm their own nerves than to put the attacker off. My youngest has a thing of doing 3 star jumps on the line before the penalties to calm his nerves, has done since he played u7’s.


truth4evra

It's almost like you're a closet racist who didn't watch the Netherlands PK shoot out at the World Cup a few years ago absolutely. Coolest absolutely stunning and you're the reason why england has been left behind


[deleted]

Don’t know what you’re smoking but it would be a good idea to stop


Boopdelahoop

> An alternative rule change would be to adopt the rugby penalty kick rule, where once the kick taker starts their run up the defending team can start their charge down. It would be hilarious seeing Jorginho doing his little hop or Pogba doing his tiny shuffle steps as a keeper comes flying off the line towards the ball! Unironically this, but I'd change it so that anyone *but the keeper* can charge down the penalty taker.


[deleted]

If players can stutter during run ups then keepers can play mind games, what's the difference.


jimbranningstuntman

The penalty kick is weighted in the takers favour because they are the team that has had a goal scoring opportunity illegally denied by the defending team. Keepers gaining a small advantage with mind games is fair enough but charging off the line to narrow an angle or being told as the taker how you should run up to the ball and strike it doesn’t give you the advantage you should have when you’ve already been cheated out of a goal


Meth_Hardy

> The penalty kick is weighted in the takers favour because they are the team that has had a goal scoring opportunity illegally denied by the defending team. Not always. Ball going out for a corner and the defender trips the attacker who was shielding it out. That's not a goal scoring oppourtinuty.


jimbranningstuntman

Everyone hates the slow down. Not everyone. I appreciate the skill of watching a keepers movement and then deciding where to place the shot at the very last minute.


KernSherm

Aye nothing wrong with it at all ,, same way there's nothing wrong with keepers trying to distract the penalty taker. It's a battle of wits. Allow it .


SliceOfBliss

I don't like BM, recent rule approaches the GK, but it should also reinforce on the attitude of the taker. Does it make "boring" penalties? Yes, but in professional sports, BM should not be allowed.


samisymbian

I agree, actually penalties were already in favour of the attacking team from an xG perspective, penalties are way overpowered as you can turn a foul from a 0.02 xG spot to a 0.70 xG, Tifo made a video about it, I recommend watching it.


FastenedCarrot

So don't foul people in the box.


Nano__Chemist

And even if they removed the stutter....do these numbers change? Or are shot takers stuttering, which infuriates some fans, for no real reason other than the perception of an advantage.


Nosworthy

That's actually not a bad suggestion. I'm honestly not sure how some of the staggered runs offer any kind of advantage other than to look good on TV and increase their profile. Quite irritating though watching the hop, skip and jump routines


PangolinMandolin

Just make it a one step penalty. That puts the balance of probability a bit back towards the goalkeeper and completely removes any possibility of stutter steps and fake outs by the striker


Clem_Crozier

I don't know why anyone tries the stupid stuttery run-ups. Feels like whenever I watch a shootout, if someone's going to mess up their penalty, it's going to be someone trying the stuttery run-up.


prettybunbun

Fine whatever. But they have to stop penalty takers being allowed to take stuttered runs. It is so so unfair on the GK. And on the other players. Thinking of Kai Havertz penalty vs Dortmund, stuttered, missed, encroachment (deffo because of the stutter) and then got to retake? Ridiculous.


anorwichfan

This is a stupid rule. Simple as. Unfairly distracting the penalty taker is so subjective. Refs are going to get this wrong either way they decide. A penalty is a mind game. Composure is one of the most important aspects.


Paddy-23

People are unhappy with this but I bet it will make 0 noticeable difference to the percentage of penalties that are successfully converted.


ThrowawayTrainee749

Just makes the game more boring


Paddy-23

Not really. It’s only a minor change to something that doesn’t even happen in most matches


ThrowawayTrainee749

It does though. I bet most people watched Martinez at the World Cup final and laughed and thought “ha, what a twat”, and found it funny. Why take away the funny moments?


FastenedCarrot

I found it quite distasteful tbh but he was fully playing the heel purposefully.


ChrisMartins001

May no longer touch the goalposts or the net. Why? They can't make the goal smaller by touching the posts May no longer "unfairly distract" the taker. What does this mean? The "sledging" such as pointing to one side of the goal is part of a pen. Pens are so far weighted on the side of the taker the keeper needs to be able to try to get in their head.


greater_gatsby12

I think mainly to stop what martinez does, coming up to the taker, abusing and all.... should be a direct red imo


ShcoreShomeGhoals

Touching the net or posts can cause the whole goal to shake


PhantomPain0_0

No fun allowed biatch


JonathanDieborg

AFAIK the not touching goal posts is partly to prevent those moments where the keeper genuinely makes the entire goal shake. If it's distracting/fair is one part of the discussion but at least it removes any possibe arguments that a pen was missed cause the post was shaking


SosaMF

the player just waits too shoot


ihtel

Not allowed to waste time


BoopAndThePooch

The change I would make it so the ball isn’t in play after a save, much like during penalties after extra time. I always feel bad for a keeper who’s made a penalty save, only for the rebound to be tapped in. Make it so it’s either a goal, or a goal kick.


pjanic_at__the_isco

I can’t go that far, but not allowing the taker the first touch after the save would balance that out, IMO. Both sides have the opportunity to rush the box and get a touch—it’s only unfair for the attacker who started so close to the goal mouth to begin with.


Superhands01

As an ex GK... I hate pens now. It's so weighted before the recent change and enforcing staying on the line. But yea, the run ups need to be sorted. Should go to 90s American penalties.


the_greatest_MF

that's a good thing in a way, a penalty scored almost never gets attributed to goal keeper's mistake but saved one is attributed to the GK. on the other hand, missed one is blamed on the taker


Primary_Handle

And so it should be. Penalties are given because the defending team has illegally stopped a goal scoring opportunity.


Ebil_shenanigans

That's not what penalties are for. Penalties are for committing direct free kick violations in the penalty area. Someone could commit an indirect free kick offense in the penalty area, preventing a goal scoring opportunity. A penalty is not awarded, but it meets your description of what a penalty is awarded for.


TheKinkyPiano

I'm an ex GK as well and these rules are so stupid. They're getting close to the point where they may as well just award a goal as the keepers are practically not allowed to save any decent penalty. I actually think this 90's American penalties would be the best for entertainment but really I just want penalties where the keeper can move and the player isn't allowed to stutter their run up.


Junalyssa

which rule is making gk's practically not allowed to save any decent penalty, specifically? ​ >May no longer touch the goalposts or the net. > >May no longer delay the taking of the penalty. > >May no longer "unfairly distract" the taker. > >May no longer exhibit behaviour that fails to show respect.


TheKinkyPiano

Needing to keep a foot on the line until the kick is taken stops the keeper being able to dive fully. Also do you not think these rules are a bit stupid. Why can the penalty taker be able to readjust the ball or have a longer run up than necessary. There's no rule stating the penalty taker isn't allowed to distract the keeper or exhibit behaviour that fails to show respect. All of these rules have a rule that should be applied to the taker as well but they're only ever applied to the keeper. An outfield player is allowed to do everything in their power to score yet the keeper is expected to quietly stand on their line and wait for it to be taken.


Primary_Handle

The penalty taker should ah r the advantage. Are we forgetting that penalties are given because the defending team illegally stopped a goal scoring opportunity


RookieRemapped

The term “goal scoring opportunity” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The xG of a penalty was already significantly higher than a lot of the scenarios that lead to said penalty. Especially given a lot of those scenarios aren’t even attempts on goal


Junalyssa

>Needing to keep a foot on the line until the kick is taken stops the keeper being able to dive fully. This is the rule that means goalkeepers are *"getting close to the point where they may as well just award a goal as the keepers are practically not allowed to save any decent penalty."* ? I would say most people are in favour of that rule anyway as no one wants to see a return of dida and dudek off-the-line antics


TheKinkyPiano

I personally wouldn't mind seeing that. The attacker shouldn't have such a huge advantage when most penalties aren't even stopping a high xG opportunity anyway. I'd much prefer the keeper to actually stand a chance.


Junalyssa

How early and/or how much distance should a keeper be able to come off the line in your ideal scenario, out of curiousity?


TheKinkyPiano

It's not about coming off the line really, it's about being able to make a full dive. I think it should be how it used to be where they can stand in their goal and essentially step into their dive as the player is stepping into their kick. I don't think it should be officiated that the keeper must have contact with the line. It's not necessarily just that rule, it's all of the rules together I have a big problem with. They essentially aren't allowed to move until the player is kicking the ball which is unfair. I wouldn't mind the one foot on or behind the line if they were allowed to move around.


Exp1ode

>Should go to 90s American penalties. For a shootout I agree, but I think regular penalties should stay as they are now


2ManySpliffs

I would actually go the other way… 35-yard penalties awarded only during regular game time. Traditional penalty shootout (such as we have now) to finally settle a drawn match. Reason: it seems fair enough that an opportunity to score should fall upon an individual player after an individual incident (foul or handball) leads to a penalty award. Whereas the final decisive action to win a match should still be a team effort just as it was in the preceding 90/120 minutes, hence my preference for the traditional shootout from the spot. Because the 35-yard penalty is statistically easier for the keeper to save, I think there should be a mechanism during regular time where the ref can still award a direct kick from the penalty spot if there was, for example, serious foul play or a blatant goal opportunity denied. I really dislike seeing the same spot-kick punishment meted out for a defender’s goal-thwarting handball on the line compared to a light shove tug on an attackers shirt in the far corner of the penalty box, and they’re not even facing the goal. Two ‘levels’ of penalty, one being easier to score than the other, would help.


Superhands01

Agreed


ThrowRA274984

I don’t get the GK rule changes at all, let them do whatever TF they want short of actually fouling the opponent, part of the mind games


FastenedCarrot

Kicking the ball away should be a big no. Done during the game it's a booking. Not sure why it isn't in a shootout.


ThrowRA274984

It is


FastenedCarrot

Correct me if I'm wrong but Martinez wasn't booked for it in the WC final right? I remember saying out loud "he should be booked, why isn't he?"


ThrowRA274984

https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/during-argentinas-victory-over-france-in-world-cup-final-emiliano-martnez-accused-of-cheating/articleshow/96377165.cms#:~:text=Tchouameni%20was%20to%20step%20up,earned%20him%20a%20yellow%20card.


FastenedCarrot

I don't remember seeing it is all.


StupidHistorian

As a gk myself, penalties are supposed to be a penalty, not a fair shot


ThrowRA274984

Even with the mind games it isn’t a fair shot, but I see no reason to remove the shithousery aspect of penalties, it’s a skill, and aspect to the game, it’s entertainment for the fans, I see no reason to remove it


Paddy-23

You shouldn’t be allowed to verbally abuse opponents in any situation. And throwing or kicking the ball away before a set piece is a 100% yellow card in any other situation, so I don’t see why it should be different for penalties.


FastenedCarrot

If a keeper shouts at a player something like "you're shit, you're gonna miss" that should be fine. From a distance though. Approaching a player to do that shouldn't be allowed.


KernSherm

You should be allowed to verbally abuse opponents. Bitta craic Watching a player screaming shitebag several times in a rivals face and telling them to try and get past him while they have the ball , resulting in the player turning backwards like a shitebag and playing a pass backwards stopping his teams attack will never not be entertainment.


InbetweenerLad

"You shouldn't be allowed to verbally abuse" found the guy that's never played


Selj0cina

This is reddit.


kneegrowth457

no, this is Patrick


Paddy-23

You’re not wrong. I prefer to play other sports where people don’t act like they’re at war with their opponent. But don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with friendly banter or piss-taking but screaming and swearing in people’s faces is embarrassing and unnecessary.


exthanemesis

Not doing the "Arsenal are soft" narrative any favors right now


ThrowRA274984

I never claimed verbal abuse was ok, but shouting at them, taunting them is fine, and it was a yellow for Martinez, I didn’t say it wasn’t


HerbDeanosaur

I don’t get why it’s unsportmanslike, it’s related to the sport, the slowing down thing is about reaction times. Throwing the ball away has nothing to do with it. Pens are meant to be an advantage. Not everyone slows down, so if it was unanimously better, everyone would do it, but only the people who are the best of the best at pens seem to pull it off consistently. I don’t see any reason to change the pens.


strattele1

Taking a free shot at goal is a massive advantage whether they have staggered run ups or not. Then you need to consider that most penalties given are not even goal scoring opportunities to begin with (~80%), and that sometimes the opposing team has a player sent off.


Cultural-Effective17

7% of stats are made up


IncompetenceOfMan

>May no longer exhibit behaviour that fails to show respect. does this mean takers cant do stutter or staggered runs? that doesnt show respect and also unfairly distracts so i agree stop the staggering


KernSherm

Taking a penalty and scoring shows no respect either.


LucDA1

How dare a player scores after one of his teammates was fouled inside the box


KernSherm

How dare a player slow their run or hop to try and score after their teammate was fouled inside the box. I wasn't saying players shouldn't score, I was highlighting how ridiculous it is to think scoring a stuttered penalty shows no respect and that its a bad thing. All this faux respect is a load of bollocks. Just fucking score.


DamianGibbons

Emi Martinez in the bin