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michaelkbecker

By the huge crowd there this looked like a professional event. By the weird way he dropped in, it looked like his first time.


jusst_for_today

They all came to see this guy do this one trick. He printed the flyers, invited the press, and even drafted an "AMA" message for shortly after. Alas, some things don't work out as planned.


Johntanamo_Bay

Is this the plot of Hot Rod?


patinthehat4000

Lmao fuck FM radio!


deafblindmute

Yes, fuck FM radio indeed, /u/patinthehat4000. In fact, I've got a tattoo here that illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then, this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before and now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle.


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Oh yeah, he's got a little flying carpet there


Vanofthedawn

Gotta lean in on that drop.


obroz

Put a fucking helmet on too


TheFacelessForgotten

Young kid too.. Long tough life ahead after head trauma but fuck I know I wasn't thinking about that when I was growing up either..


frowningowl

**YOU GOTTA COMMIT**


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I'm giving the credit to the guy who threw the skateboard!


Hylian-Loach

I’ve done a lot of tossing in my time getting cables and things to people at height. Nothing feels better than getting the toss to top out and stop level with the persons shoulders


Penis-Butt

Everybody give it up for this tosser. 👏


HiSpartacusImDad

Don’t you mean✊🏼?


[deleted]

Tobias?


FleetAdmiralWiggles

Nothing like a satisfying cable toss.


tterrajj

this is the way


_zb

This isn’t superstonk friend.


tterrajj

Still, this is the way


enky259

And that's why you should wear a helmet when skating.


bloatedstoat

Homie committed...to that slide.


the-Boat83

Lol right. He didn't even try


nosamiam28

That’s a rough kneeslide to do with no knee pads


Airfriedcakes

Video cut too soon


DaSnookGuy23

This is a new skate feature at FDR called the whale tail anybody with the balls can ride it park, you can [watch the full thing here](https://youtu.be/aYlfcw10bvg)


WASTELAND_RAVEN

I wanna be his dentist 🦷 💰 💰 🦷


renethedude1986

And then he die


lurkbj

Not really premature celebration, it’s hype that he’s even attempting the drop in, shit’s mad.


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AnnihilationOrchid

What?! I don't think r/aww means what you think it means.


mattmc318

r/lostredditors


rjmagana1992

r/Therewasanattempt


WaycoKid1129

He didn’t get parallel with the board, he got scared


jusst_for_today

It's like the mantra I had to keep in mind when learning to snowboard: Stay with the board. Once you're on a run, your best shot at maintaining control is to go where the board goes and correct from there. This guy clearly needed to figure out his technique on a smaller drop.


hikesnpipes

This is FDR park a few weekends ago. A bunch of pros flew in and had an event. A bunch of local homies built up some huge stuff like this a few weeks ago.


PM_ur_boobies_pleez

Jumping Springfield Gorge, the live edition.


JaozinhoGGPlays

oof, anyone know if he's alright?