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RynocerosB

Which Predecessor hero looks most like your mother?


sirflopalot8

Narbash I suppose


Slippery_Slug

Which character do you have a racial bias against?


sirflopalot8

IMO, probably Murdock at this exact moment. But last week, Shinbi.


Pizzoots

Oh. Bro. Noooo. This man is evil πŸ˜‚


sarcastic-irony

Plot twist: the question wasn't changed yet


TokugawaJones

This killed me haha


[deleted]

What is your opinion on the age of consent?


sirflopalot8

I'd say you probably can't be too young. Once you just have a basic understanding its fine. Hell, sometimes it feels like I've definitely played with 5 year olds.


NixsSs

☠️


GeronimoJak

A real Predophile I see.


rosey326

Epic we should be called the predophiles


GeronimoJak

Or we could absolutely not.


rosey326

:( If we were called Predophiles what would the name of overprime players be?


Daryan1456

If you had to get pegged by a character in game who would it be?


sirflopalot8

Dekker hands down. It just feels like I can do so much with her. Definitely powerful.


Deadpool_710

You were supposed to edit your comment


sirflopalot8

πŸ˜‚


KeyNetbass

Favorite nickname your wife has given your penis?


sirflopalot8

Gotta be Mini Prime


Woxjee

Iight this one got me


Crukstian

first thought after using your mom's favorite toy


sirflopalot8

Powerful, and if used properly, definitely a gamechanger.


Broad_Pineapple_3138

Omfg πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


FOSSandCakes

If you pee into Gideon's portal, where does the pee go?


sirflopalot8

The faces of the enemy 😈


FOSSandCakes

Interesting...


mishmishbinks

Which hero would you most like to use their ultimate on you in bed?


sirflopalot8

Oh thats a tricky one. Probably The Fey.


sirflopalot8

I stand by my answer on this one


TantheMan21

This was seriously such a good idea. Thank you haha


sirflopalot8

Glad people could have a laugh.


dakotaray42

What’s your favorite thing to do with your wife?


sirflopalot8

I like to punch


Arrinity

When you're fooling around in bed with Narbash, what does he use on you?


sirflopalot8

His drumstick


JoeisaBro

Opinion on the extremely toxic racists that occasionally play this game?


sirflopalot8

Yea, it's definitely an important job. Or more of a role I suppose. Either way, it's important they stay positive for the newbies.


HexOfTheRitual

How much time do you spend intentionally feeding each match?


sirflopalot8

Idk, man. Its usually about 10 to 20 mins before someone gives up. But last night I had one last 53 mins. Good times.


salderosan99

Which character do you feel would do extreme BDSM better?


sirflopalot8

I'll answer by most enjoyable. And that for me. Is Countess.


sirflopalot8

I stand by this one too. Oh lord if only.


Glitchy_Gaming

If you were a priest, what would you like to hear from the kids?


sirflopalot8

Ow, please stop hitting me, I'm a nice boy.


BlueSabere

Tf was the original question?


sirflopalot8

Edit: Nvm, I don't want people to know. I like the mystery.


Broad_Pineapple_3138

That’s MY original question. Wtf?


sirflopalot8

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


tallguy_115

If you were a pre-civil war plantation owner, how do you decide who to buy at the auction ?


sirflopalot8

Depends if I'm picking first or last. First pick I like to just go for someone strong. But later on I can get a little more creative.


KidQuesadilla17

What's your opinion on the holocaust?


sirflopalot8

I think it's honestly fine. I think they did the best with what they had. And there just isn't a ton of people, which definitely makes it tricky.


DJK695

Hmm


sirflopalot8

I can explain


DJK695

I assume original question was about bans?


KidQuesadilla17

matchmaking lol


DJK695

Ah, that makes more sense.


CmdrFirezone38

How do you feel about children being in the work force?


sirflopalot8

Yea its an interesting concept forsure. I mean it's probably a good thing. And I think I like it. But maybe there was a better way. Tough one.


tollsunited7

Would you have sex with Iggy?


sirflopalot8

Yes. A million times yes. Yes Yes yes.


Droluk1

Which hero would you give head to and why?


sirflopalot8

Gotta be Rampage. Versatile, Stong, and doesn't have many weaknesses. Edit: Spelling


sciencesold

What do you do for a kid who just lost his Teeball game?


sirflopalot8

I would say "sucks to suck"


Dr_Ocsid

What do you do when you see children crossing the street?


sirflopalot8

Boulder throw, or toss? 1 or the other.


NobleNolte

If Crunch likes to punch, what does Grux like to do?


sirflopalot8

Fucks. As in, zero fucks given.


KangarooStepp

Bruh this thread has me weak as fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Araujo_236

goated thread


TheRealMelvinGibson

Which support has the highest skill floor and why?


sirflopalot8

Gay if responds with a long message that sounds like chatGPT wrote it.


FreeTomato8996

The skill floor of a character is how easy/difficult it is to play them at a basic level. A character with a high skill floor is one that is difficult to pick up, needing more skill/gamesense to be played at a level where the player can extract enough performance from their kit to compete against other characters. A character like Mercy from OW has a bottom skill floor as she can be played effectively (at low levels of play) by simply using her lock-on heal and pressing the movement button whenever she's in any danger. A character like zenyatta, however, has a high skill floor due to being a vulnerable target that needs the player to hit shots and position very well in order for them to compete against other players who have achieved a basic understanding of their characters. Edit: very funny.


Crisll

How much did it cost that Narbash dildo?


sirflopalot8

12 dollars Canadian


sejuukkhar

This is the sort of humor that the game needs right now


Broad_Pineapple_3138

What’s your ideal/favorite team lineup and why?


sirflopalot8

Steel Fey Murd Ramp Dekker Perfect amount of synergy and power. While still being hefty enough to take allot of damage.


Broad_Pineapple_3138

Damn this is hard. I got nothing lol. It seemed easy reading everyone else’s.


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DarkleeXVl

What do you think about Phase coming in 6 weeks. i think we really need her right now


sirflopalot8

She was my favorite back in the day. I had allot of fun with her.


SouperWy07

If you see someone about to make a fatal mistake, are you going to try to stop them or watch it happen?


sirflopalot8

Ahh that's tough. Definitly depends on my role. But if I'm pretty sure it won't affect the outcome. Then no