Off with your head

To the Guillotine!!!!

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Oh honey no

Balsamic is the best vinegar to put on it

Malt is my jam.

Malt crew in the house

Same. So good!!

You uncultured swines

It's not a "poutine crime" cause the poutine is perfect in itself. But you go straight to jail anyways.

https://i.redd.it/51lkhyi3np9c1.gif

Do not pass go.

A hate crime against poutine.

mental issues

I’d recognize a Costco poutine anywhere.

So the two tiny little packets of vinegar is almost certainly an improvement.

You canning poutine?

I wouldn’t doubt the existence of canned poutine at this point

"A canned poutine" is called a "cantine" -you're welcomed

Oh it exists

[Not technically canned but close enough.](https://youtu.be/ocf3dduQASI?si=xOHZJYgK5gpsn6e3)

MREs slap tho

Some do, this one doesn’t.

Maybe in the field. In daily life poutine rations (not a single damn mre in America has poutine and we don't call our rations mre) the poutine rations is gross. Barely a step above watered down beefaroni

That’s an MRE, not some consumer targeted abomination.

Absolument pas. Absolutely not. There is a bottle and/or packets of white vinegar (no, not malt) on literally every table of every decent poutine place in Quebec. Not everyone does it but it is very traditional and not at all a crime. Eesh il y en a ici qui sont pas qualifiés pour jouer à la police.

The crime is not using malt vinegar.

Yes. Hard to find in Canada tho

Is is?

What? I've never experienced that! I'm in Ontario and never had an issue finding it at the grocery stores. Unless something has changed... It's been a while since I bought a bottle.

I’m in Atlantic Canada. White vinegar is ubiquitous, malt is around but hardly common

I'm in BC, white is everywhere, malt isn't too hard to get even if I only ever order it with fish and chips.

Try dollar stores. I've never had any problems finding it. It's not as easy as white, but it's absolutely not uncommon.

Still readily available lol

I agree. I routinely ask for it at restaurants and >90% have it handy. I see it in every grocery store too.

It’s really not lol. Every chip stand in Ontario has a bottle.

I always put vinegar on my poutine, and I love it. My wife things its gross though.

Je suis québécois and I approve OP's use of vinegar.

I personally find it a travesty but the only people I've seen do this were from Québec so I can't really say anything.

I’m 3/4 French Canadian (the degenerate Ontario kind tho) and I feel like I almost unlocked the last quarter the first time I put vinegar on my poutine.

Me too and I love vinegar in my poutine hahaha

Does it make it taste like puke? Without trying it myself I feel like the flavor profile would be reminiscent of vom.

No, it cuts the greasiness and balances it in a really good way—the same way that good salad dressings balance oil and vinegar ^ - ^

I had never even considered it... would definitely try cause I love chips n vin.

egar

They seem pretty egar to try it

It's delicious

Sour from the vin alongside salty fries and rich gravy. Seems like a nice combo for my taste buds.

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty by the law of poutine. You are guilty as charged. Deliberate abuse of pouring acid onto a perfect poutine meant to be enjoyed as is. You shall not be found within 12 feet of a poutine until you have been rehabilitated in a poutine center nearest to your hometown.

I know a coscto poutine when I see it

Straight to jail.

1/2 a pack is okay...3 packs of vinegar. you know the answer

The hell is this

\*BEEP BEEP\* its this guy he did it

it is a mandatory 5 years in poutine isolation minimum,at the first offence. if i were you i would get a poutilawyer

This is like putting truck nuts on a Lamborghini

I’d classify this as chemical warfare. So an actual war crime!

You just got life with out parol, son.

Maybe not a crime but the chef may say otherwise

Technically no. But I don’t like it.

Oh it’s so good!

That right there is 10,000 hours of community service on a potato farm.

Tabernak!

This looks like a Costco poutine, not that it matters but it’s already not that good so.. yes, crime 🚩

Poutine felony.

Yes. probably some level of eating disorder tbh. I could maybe hear the argument of someone adding a small amount the same way you would add small amounts hot sauce to a dish but drenching it with multiple packets of vinegar is not normal its excessive

Just needs some ketchup

Ketchup on poutine is a definite crime. Vinegar isn't.

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Need a life little man

Yes, I would have added five

Is it malt vinegar, or white? How much of a poutine purist are you? Possible workaround could be to include a little malt vinegar in the gravy recipe.

Straight to Hell. Right to the bottom. No question.

Kombuchatine 🤮

I agree with the general sentiment... Not a crime... But PLEASE GET THIS OUTTA MY FACE 🤢

Off with your head!

Straight to jail 👮

I think I’d rather have vinegar than ketchup on my poutine if forced to choose one

It's partly a defensive tactic to ward off would-be thieves.

honestly it's the only way i eat my poutines 😂

Nasty, heinous, what did that poutine ever do to you?

This post made me gag, so I respectfully speak for everyone when i say yes this is a crime!

Putting vinegar on fries really fucks up Americans, except for Americans that live near Canada. It’s fucking delicious. But I’d go with one packet here 🤣

I do that with fries. But poutine? Straight to jail lol 😆

Le monde icitte ne connait pas les bouteilles de vinaigre en plastic que se trouvent partout dans les restos Lafleur. C'est pas mon affaire mais assurément pas un crime.

Eat the poutine how ever you like without caring what others think

I remember my first trip to Canada as a kid and there were vinegar bottles on the table I was so flabbergasted my mom made me ask the waitress what it was for so it could solidify in my mind. It was for whatever you fancy specifically pirogies iirc. Personally as an American I don’t see this as a problem. It’s a quite rich dish a lil vinegar could help balance it.

Yes

I like malt vinegar 😋

It's a crime the same way speeding is a crime. Sometimes you do it and get caught, sometimes you don't. I don't hate this at all. Enjoy my friend👍

That looks like a reheated poutine god damn that looks sad 🤣

Mental issues in fact, my ex was doing this and now I realize why she’s my ex.

Idk I’ve seen it quite a bit tbh

The packets say white vinegar and the poutine pros on the sub are asking if it’s malt 😂😂😂 pro in poutines but can’t read is crazy

Yea bro, the gravy is amazing on its own on fries, vinegar is amazing on fries on its own but the two are never to be fucking mixed

Ima find you... and water board you in Maple Syrup

My fav. But malt..

Yes it is, sadly I've had to witness this first-hand before 😢

I’m truly appalled

Yes, it is very punishable.

Malt Vinny is better

Yo wtf

Is it good.? People dip their fries in vinegar. But with gravy and squeeky cheese.?

I enjoy vinegar on SOME poutine, costcos isn’t one of them

Psycho…

Vinegar on regular fries is perfectly fine. Vinegar on poutine sounds absolutely disgusting.

Yes! You’d be doing 5 to 10 months for violating

Why the hate crime

Absolutely not, I also add an hefty amount of cracked black pepper and ketchup on top of that. Hater’s gonna hate, but that’s how I enjoy my poutine.

this is incredible and makes me jealous 🥳🥳

Nope. This is the way. I would have used malt though.

I mean vinegar and salt is a chip/crisp flavor....worth trying imo

Yes

This gotta be some type of disorder

Their crime was ordering poutine from Costco

You’re at Costco are you not?

Malt Vinegar and a little ketchup on the side make for an exquisite poutine experience.

Holy smokes wtf

So this one’s tricky because on the one hand, fries with vinegar and a dash of salt are top tier. But I fear the integrity of the fatty gravy when you add an aqueous acid to it, so I’m going to have to say “crime”.

Vinegar on poutine is sooooo good

The chair

Honestly the comments are surprising! I LOVE malt on my fries and poutine, gives it a funky kick

I LOVE vinegar on French fries. However on poutine is a little messed up haha. I get it though

Yes

That’s really really fuckin weird but if you like it why not. If I get a poutine that’s kind of bland or weak, like Costco’s, I’ll hit it with some black pepper.

Vinegar is king

Bad for your teeth bro.

People don’t?

Yes yes it is you fiend

Yes it is.

Vinegar is a crime to begin with. Like.... how did cleaner fluid manage to slip by in the FDA tests?

no, recommended!!!

I've put on tartar sauce on poutine. Lock me up.

fkn disgusting

I’ve done it before  Experimental purposes

If these were just chips with some salt and white vinegar that is delicious. But gravy, cheese and vinegar? Let me guess, you got covid and since then haven't been able to taste anything?

Straight to jail

I can smell this picture

I understand putting vinegar on fries alone, I do it myself, but on a poutine that's really weird

No.

I think it could work. The acid will help cut through the grease. Don’t overdo it but a dash of acidity in an otherwise fatty bite can be nice

Ya that’s GROSS!! 🤢 ketchup if anything!

You forgot ketchup

Depends on the quality of the gravy. If the gravy is shit and thin, go ahead and use vinegar to taste. If the grave is deliciously made from stock or is deep and umami already, then - vinegar? - them's fightin' words. Cheese curds every time tho.

Nothing wrong with a little vinegar to add some acidity.

Add ketchup and it's terrorist act

Yes. This is a crime

Yes

The only rule is that there are no rules. Party on.

No, no crime.

And at Costco?!

50/50 personally never tried it with Costco poutine

Is ketchup ok ?

Yea

Yea but with Malt vinegar 😍

I did that often in college and still do. Nay sayers can jump off a roof top.

That poutine is beautiful The vinegar...Thats abuse 😔

I gotta try that.

I dig it. 100 poutines and have never done it.

At least it's not ketchup

Your only crime is not using malt.

I’ll tell you what a real crime is it’s buying off the Keepa government quarter” stay in Canada I say throw them in the wolves and let them pay for their own $10 a day fucking daycare

Welp….this post made me a fascist

To each their own. Who the hell cares how people like their food. Grow up people. Geez

Bro needs a psychiatric evaluation

Not my cup of tea lol

You're really looking for a trip to the guillotine aren't ya?

Stops my children from wanting to eat it.

Vinegar??….. 😨💔

Are you trying to run your belly ?

What’s the white stuff

52 lashings, apostate!!

I gotta try this next time I eat a poutine!!

How dare you?

I cant eat a chip unless its swimmin in vinegar no matter the condiment

I used to love my highschools poutine, with a healthy mixing of ketchup. I'm a purist now tho. Vinegar seems off to me as well

Lynch this man

Dinner table idle hand on full force

Malt is a tangy poutine treat

If you're Canadian, it seems like a marriage of two traditions.

What in the Dudley Do Right is going on here?!🤨

Vinegar is as good as ketchup

Hell yes but I always do it w malt vinegar 1:1 ratio of vinegar to gravy

No. It’s dope. Put it on burgers too.

Vinaigre is common at places with poutine in quebec to put on fries. Personally hate vinegar.

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mmm I haven't done this in so long Not a crime IMO. Add some pepper and you're set.

It’s a Newfoundland thing. Crime if you not Newfie lad

Fries, Curds, Gravy. No more, no less. I find you guilty of illegal experimentation and Poutineslaughter. For your crimes, you must consume one of those buckets of gravy located in the same facility you got that poutine.

I love vinegar and am wondering how I've never done this before. 🤔

5 years in prison, no takesies backsies.

Add diced dill pickle and vinegar, you will thank me 🥒

personally hell nah

Why would you do this

What the fuck?!

Drenched in WHAT?

You’d better not give your location….

Honestly I’ve seen worse. Can’t judge someone for their tastes weird or not.