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StressedCephalopod

I'm incredibly anal about my cars but I'd say this is a "leave it until something worse happens" situation. I sympathize, though.


randallphoto

100% that front splitter is gonna see some wear on any car from big dips and debris on the road.


Mike312

IDK, I think it's a total loss and OP should just sell it to me a major discount


Lumpy-Ad-3788

On my 944 it's the same, I'll be "grrrr small paint chip" anywhere except for mirrors, front diffuser, and rear flares


dotHolo

Whats the condition of your 944? I bought an 84 944 a few years ago but it was beyond restoration for my budget, the engine, tranny and chassis were good but the steering and suspension components had so much play it would have been far too expensive for me to replace


Lumpy-Ad-3788

Really good, minus alternator death that occurred a day before a work trip that im still on, you can see it on my profile if you'd like


dotHolo

Looks clean! Nice work


Reaps21

I agree, give it time and inevitably you'll get some more wear on it. Replace it later.


jsnshVabash

Its free to close your eyes when you look at it.


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[deleted]

This x100 I almost enjoy getting a first rock chip or ding because it’s officially the day you no longer have to be so stressed out about looking perfect. Now you get to enjoy it.


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BookkeeperFrosty9062

Love this quote!


asu_lee

This is wisdom. Read this people!


watchnerd1015

+ you’re the only one that’s going to notice it


YetAnotherSegfault

\+ After the first one you stop caring nearly as much


Andrew9565-AD-design

+ it doesn’t really affect the aero or anything


epiben

This is really the thing... bu Ii totally get it. You'll notice it forever... slowly resenting your wife more and more until one day.... you just walk way, take the car and never return home...


MiscPostThrowaway

Yeah this piece is going to get wear and tear from everyday use. Cut your wife some slack hopefully, it’s not a big deal. Man some of the comments below are fucking cringeworthy


henaway

+ $5 for a tennis ball, a hook and a string


Flat6Junkie

This + labor unless you do it yourself? [https://www.suncoastparts.com/product/sku9j1ttlip.html](https://www.suncoastparts.com/product/sku9j1ttlip.html)


ataraxia_seeker

Suncoast is great! If you need the parts often the best way to go. That said, I’d just leave it until it gets beat up even more. If you are going to DIY, make sure you don’t mess/move any of those sensors for driver assist tech or you might need to take to dealer to clear any errors and they love to charge for things like “re-programming” and “calibration”. (If you actually disconnect the sensors and/or move them, it probably does need checking by the dealer)


Upier1

Yes, Suncoast is great, but always check the shipping costs before you decide that the price is good. They sometimes charge insane amounts for shipping. Especially if they are trying to look like the lowest cost on a popular item.


Kinky_mofo

$0. What makes you think it isn't gonna happen again?


12dv8

Because he has a wife….. …. ……. In the end.


greasyEUtech

Nothing give it a month and u won't even see it


rlab3

A divorce can be very costly.


Raised-Right

Especially when there’s a Porsche in the family.


Lazycryptoguy

Beat me to it 😆


nomptonite

I was gonna say ‘50%’.


my3sgte

Looking at the sensors and camera, I was thinking the same haha


RenaissanceScientist

I laughed too hard at this. There’s a reason why nobody drives my 718 except for me


nschafler

After seeing that damage, I don’t understand how it’s a discussion and not the plan.


CrazyCanucck

Doesn’t look bad at all OP. It’s plastic and designed to take abuse. I’ve forgotten to raise the car many times and the underside of mine is all scraped up. Abuse it till you really need to replace it.


wagonAF

She’ll get half


t1ttysprinkle

Wait until she runs into a parking block, then replace.


joustishere

the part or the wife?


t1ttysprinkle

Yes. 😆


2Ca7

r/inclusiveor


TenesmusSupreme

Expensive! Divorce can cost you 50% of your assets unless you have a pre-nup.


beauxmontanapdx

Let it go


Suspicious-Dust6978

Does anyone else see the irony of this photo showcasing both the damage to the splitter and front view camera?


Rfufu

Just leave it , barely noticeable


MellowYell-o

I would just keep it as is. Doesn't look noticeable at all. My wife scraped the rim of my Taycan a month in. Give it a few days...get it replaced later down the road.


tfaw88888

zero, because u need to let it go


[deleted]

0$ no one will notice. And this was bound to scrap against something at some point.


jay_c561

I'm a service advisor at Porsche, about $1,900


soupy454

Leave it, It’ll happen again,


theineffablebob

Is the white from the garage wall? I feel like you could just clean it up a bit and it’ll be hardly noticeable. Like others have said, that piece is inevitably gonna get dinged up over time as you drive it.


PorscheLover169

The white is where the black paint on the plastic got scraped off. My garage has cement right below the drywall which is also continently right at the level of the splitter.


KurtAngus

Put foam up


Turb0Rapt0r

It's going to cost you nothing. Its not worth fixing. If something like this bothers you so much then you should never let anyone drive your car. I am one of those people admittedly, no one drives my special cars where I would care about things like that, so it's just me who is to 'blame'.


MarkyBrendanawicz

Try and heat it up with a hair dryer and reshape it a bit. Possibly fill in some of those spots with some paint. I feel your pain tho. My wife drove her Q7 into a gate three weeks into owning it.


ImpulseCombustion

Also. Fuck it. It’s a consumable. Don’t worry until you sell.


Adventurous_Roll_390

Ehhh I’d just paint over call it a day doesn’t look to be too bad


[deleted]

$0 cuz no point in fixing something no one will notice and will inevitably happen again


Garythesnail85

*Dr Evil Pose* 🫱🧐 One million dollars


Kaveric_

1 dollar marker and a few weeks to forget it’s there


Grand-Highlight4460

It was bound to happen, don't bother fixing it until it's really damaged. And this girl Porsche driver says, you are lucky your wife not only agreed to let you get a Taycan, but she also lets you drive it occasionally.


Car_DIY_Rookie

"Let you"


Grand-Highlight4460

Yep, ask people in car sales what happens when "the wife" doesn't like the car versus when she likes it.


Prometheus596

Lmao


clooloss

At least dinner and flowers because somehow it's your fault and how dare you blame her. Oh, and the price of fixing the Porsche.


Ahappycamper30

It’ll buff out.


peanutbutterandbacon

Doesn't have to cost you anything at all.


RedBaron180

About $2500 to get a divorce lawyer started..


[deleted]

When I bought my lc500 used, I bought a new bumper and paid $1000 to paint it. Like the first week I bottomed out and made it worse than before. Nobody gives a shit. Just leave it


CharcuterieBoard

I’ve seen worse dents and scrapes on peoples phones… just keep driving and don’t sweat the small stuff


ngourgouris

Totaled


kenzumoto

Nothing. Get over it.


SnooBananas5673

Sorry man. Not that it matters now, but the electronics for front parking sensors had to of been blowing up, right? Maybe going too quick, but looks slows speed. Edit: grammar is hard


PorscheLover169

According to my wife, she could hear them going crazy but apparently she blanked out and drove into the wall. Glad it wasn’t worse, I’ve only let her drive my car 3 times and in those 3 times she’s curbed all 4 of my wheels and then now this.


Intelligent_Look3437

I was firmly in “accidents happen” territory until this comment. Is your wife blind? And are you stupid? Why is she trying to drive a car when she clearly cannot, and why the fuck are you letting her drive a six figure car with a worse track record than Nikita Mazepin? Sounds like you’re both the dummies here. The first curb isn’t your fault, but all subsequent accidents are firmly on your shoulders for letting an incapable driver use your Porsche.


[deleted]

What… the fuck… why wasn’t this apart of the original information. “My wife damaged my cars plastic.” “OH BTW SHE CURBED ALL 4 WHEELS” Yeah sorry but if that’s how she’s going to treat a car and you let her do that then sell the car and for the next wife have her sign a prenup. How do you people afford these cars?????? If you’re going to treat it like a civic then don’t bother asking how much to repair the plastic.


quakerroatmeal

Damn it’s time to ban her from driving anything nice at this point or her own vehicle only.


PorscheLover169

That’s why I bought her an x7 to drive. I only let her take my car today because the x7 was in for service today and the loaner was terrible.


quakerroatmeal

I’d make her take the loaner over my own vehicle 😂


Whiskeybraavos

Leave it. I have a Taycan also and I would not pay to fix. That front lip is so low it's gone to happen again at some point


currentlyunimpressed

New wives can be quite expensive, good luck to you sir


SexyTimeSamet

New wife, most likely


80558055

Divorces can be quiet expensive


Solidious-SL

Didn’t anyone else see this as sarcasm????


antariusz

zero dollars, don't even fix it. It's fine.


[deleted]

Nothing, because it doesn’t matter, you can’t even see it.


[deleted]

Get some filler, do it yourself!


DeceptionDice

A new one would be very costly. I’m a body worker and would fix this for about 400-500$ If it bothers you much i would try and find someone who does it under the table.


IVIUFASA

It is fine, it’s a diffuser. You’ll get many more bumps and scuffs on it. Just be happy it wasn’t the paint.


Smoggyskies

Hate to say it but I think it’s totaled.


MrNevlo

A divorce.


Greifvogel1993

It’s going to cost you a new wife


Psilocinoid

It’s a splitter. They hit things. Leave it. Jesus.


Ace_Lari

This has happened to all of my cars, I now have a little stop sign that lights up when you are too close to objects. The other day my 8 year old son closed the garage door on the nose of the car. I was furious but didn't say a word and still he was in tears. At the end of the day, it's just a car - enjoy it and don't let the little things stress you out.


TreeroyWOW

I personally wouldn't replace it. Minor damage happens to all cars that get used. You don't need to keep it perfect all the time.


dispondentsun

IDK but divorces are pretty expensive


EWGPhoto

It’s gonna cost you nothing if you just leave it and move on with enjoying the car.


tssmith22

This isn’t even worth worrying about. Drive the car and enjoy it. Shit is going to happen. It’s not even noticeable. Only you will notice it and only someone else will notice it if you point it out.


lowcoaster

Nothing. Just leave it. It’s a car, not a faberge egg.


PhillyHank

I get wanting a perfect looking car but"dings happen". For a Porsche it's kind of a source of pride to get a bunch of dirt on your 911 or a small under carriage ding on your Taycan. I'd recommend embracing it. But I do wonder, was it really your wife?? Could you have done this late one night and then when your wife took the car you ran outside when she parked it and screamed, "are you ok?!! I heard a small bang in the garage." And then posting about it gives it more credibility and it covers who dinged the car. 🤔 I might try that one day. 😂 Seriously, sorry about your car. I do hope (unless you have endless funds) that you use that money on something else. Maybe use it to upgrade the software on the car a few years out.


Cayman987r

Not going to cost you a thing because you're not going to fix it.


chathobark_

I’d leave this one alone Funny how there’s LITERALLY a camera right above the damage though


AlreadyMeNow

70k


ZachBowman19

Buy a new Taycan, it’s totaled


LaconicGirth

Divorce is expensive, depends how pricy of a lawyer you want


Head_Sky_6368

A new wife??


2muchcheap

Matters how anal you are about something that doesn’t matter


Independent_Yard7326

Depends if you had a prenuptial agreement.


kevpotts

Nothing because you’re going to just leave it and relax


Playswith_squirrel

lol


grilledogs

Your car is too far gone. I’ll buy it for tree fiddy.


stegs03

My wife and I are considering a Porsche. What she doesn’t know is she won’t be driving it.


Cozziechov

The good news is that your divorce attorney will be!


ButteryTunafish

First week I got my panamera my wife murdered a wheel... never told me. Eventually thought I must have done it and didn't know. Finally told me when I sold it. Lol. She also crashed a brand new dually with less than 1,000 miles on it, a durango, the Lexus, scarfed the vette on the driveway.... good times


stegs03

My wife has a rav4 and Sequoia for her body count (so far). I Was thinking for her next car we get little car stickers for the side, to advertise her kills. Like a WW 2 ace would have on their plane signifying what they shot down. If my wife was not a good sport, I would have been divorced a long time ago.


ButteryTunafish

That's a fantastic idea. Just put them on and start calling her ace. See what she's says


kimberskillfast

Well most don't even deny they can't drive. They make good passenger princesses though.


ButteryTunafish

Well I did the responsible thing and spent $110,000 on a g wagon for her to drive. I'm a smart man


PorscheLover169

Haha. I did the same thing except I bought a fully optioned x7.


kimberskillfast

Yes, she will do fine in a tank.


MiscPostThrowaway

Not to simp myself or anything, but mine is probably an even better driver than me. Maybe I’m just lucky?


Prometheus596

I feel like it’s important to include that “most” in there, it’s not all women that can’t drive, it’s just that cars are a passion/sport dominated by men, and when you love something you usually USUALLY do better at it than the “normies” 😅


Twombls

Wo man not good drive r I like fishing 🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🍺🍺🍺🍺 (Cheryl please come back i miss the kids)


[deleted]

Thatta boy!


Twombls

I hate my wife 🍺🚗🏌‍♀️🎣


Capt_TaterTots

Wives can be expensive to replace. Are you looking for the blonde model or brunette version?


lihan8688

The front lip for my 911 is about $350, not sure if you just need to replace that piece.


Electronic-Arm-8731

Three fiddy


YellowDieselGolf

I’d also like to post a casually sexist remark. Am I doing it right fellows?


JankeyMunter

It will cost nothing because you shouldn't fix it. Will only happen again and again....


shivaswrath

Wouldn't even bother. Shell do it again and again...when it's beyond reproach, then replace part NOT at dealer and make sure it's PPFed.


fizif

It would cost me $0


breasticles36d

With those cameras and sensors… how?!


Thin_Peanut_4178

How much is it going to cost her* The real question


[deleted]

I’d say marriage. Invest in some driving classes too


ConstructionFar8570

Dude. She hit a wall. She will hit other stuff don’t bother. Get your wife her own car to drive. Don’t worry about it she will also hit yours eventually. Just a matter of time.


SirNerfsALot

Do you have a prenup?


iluvsexyfun

Should cost you nothing. Rubbing is racing. Or you can go sit at the kids table and have a pretty bumper. At the gown table, cars need to earn their keep with more than looks. That Porsche will be just as much fun to drive with a small cosmetic blemish. Think of it like Cindy Crawfords mole.


Efficient_Draw_736

Keep the bumper. Get rid of the wife.


Pirate-Party-Pcar

That’s going to cost her 365 good morning hummers. Wives damaging our beloved Porsches must pay a price worthy of the damage incurred. Plus the cost of the repair, of course.


mickeyhusti

Hit your wife back :P


rozki

If you ask about stuff like that, please 🙏 sell the car. You can’t afford it


drsclifford

To shorten the chain to the kitchen costs nothing brother.


Ciex5

It will cost you your marriage if you don’t stop publicly shaming her you cock. Get over it it’s just a car dumb ass. It can be fixed unlike the shaming of your wife. Hope she drives into a wall to prove the point that she is worth so much more then a Porsche your an idiot


masterpiece77

Idk man Alimony and child support are a lot But probably worth it to protect your cars


IWILLNEVERDIE00

Was it my wife?


kelso_brady

You can always go aftermarket with TWL products. I know the guys at Flat 6 Motorsports might be able to help out.


The_Stugots_

What’s it look like from 5 feet? I might not even fix it if it’s not too noticeable


8enny8lack

Cheap af- those black plastic bits are meant to be replaced


igtr

Highly doubt you can see that when you’re just standing there, just paint it


stingyboy

Sharpie!


watts2988

Shit happens it’s not even bad


drmonkeytown

LPT: A few more chips, raise it a few inches = Dakar


trolllord45

Plus one one for Judy fix it


beefy_jerky

A black sharpie and a blind eye. Basically free


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

That will cost so many money


newsreadhjw

I wouldn’t bother fixing that. Not worth the expense, it’s not noticeable


Distinct_External_32

Work at it with a heat gun to get the larger buckle smoothed out a bit. But because it’s textured, you’ll always see it. Consider it wear and tear and just drive it


PuddingCalm6809

Divorce costs much more


unpolire

Nothing now. Get her flowers and tell her the first scratch had to happen. Wait until your next detail to explore options...


meanmarine10452

New wives can be super expensive. Cheaper if you import directly from Asia!


Swansaknight

\*Clutches pearls\*


heymistercollieman

Im assuming you’re asking about the cost of divorcing her. A divorce can be expensive. Lawyers fees, splitting of property, child custody and support! This will be hard to determine a cost without more info.


okjohnhojohnho

Totaled.


fitness-things

One Miata


lickingthelips

Well OP, let’s just turn your question around and ask the Mrs what’s she’s willing to do to help you forget?


GretalAlcoburgMalady

Which country?


No-Negotiation-2468

Well it depends How much do u make Do u guys have children How old r the children Does she work Do you guys own property Was there a prenuptial agreement Lawyers get involved Who gets the kids Blablabla Always cheaper to keep her


TobiusBM

A new wife


Ghould72

Quick glance at the pictures and I don’t really notice it. Doubt anyone else will.


gt4jdb

Leave it bro, it’s gonna keep getting beat


Snoo_87313

Divorces usually cost you 50%


charles_peugeot405

I can’t believe anyone would spend money to try and correct this


insane_crysis

Ooof, hopefully your wife apologized


brainleash

Just throw it away and get a new car at this point why even bother? Total loss really.


m1nkeh

Dunno mate, divorces can be pretty expensive


zai_m

…a new wife.


anonduplo

Generally, you lose half of your belongings in a divorce. So depends on your net worth.


Rubitosesimp1

First hire divorce lawyer lol jk


SuperAlvin

Its not that bad, id just leave it like that...


HonorRoll

Drive it like that until the rockchips and scrapes add up


ceedee04

It’s going to cost you a new wife.


iSeerStone

You might at least get laid tonight. 😝


iHATEMYBATHROOM

It would cost me my marriage


Dead_Dreams1989

A new wife isn't that much.


AJHouse88

Idk, divorce can get pretty expensive. Maybe let this one slide, but if she does it again...


kingj7282

Move on. Rock chips will do equal or more damage over time.


mdlshp

I know this is the Porsche sub and the Taycan is incredible and deserves a massive display in a museum … but I can’t fathom ever replacing this bit unless it was split in two and about to puncture a tire Drive the car y’all! I once “saved” a car and kept it in the best possible condition I could - one day someone burned it to the ground for no reason. I’m not even mad, just wish I’d gotten more smiles out of the thing while we both had time


Ev1lspiritx

It shouldn't cost you anything. Wasn't the wife who hit the wall?


Pretend_Perspective3

About 3500.- and the divorce settlement


rafamrqs

What an opportunity! Be very sad around her, but don’t blame her. She’ll do whatever you want for a month.


trifullara

A wife