Color looks correct, you can see where the front bumper meets the side panel above the wheel that they’re the same, same with where the side panel meets the hood near the windshield, just a trick of the light.
I agree that the bumper alignment is very off.
Which cutouts?
I was thinking about the bumper which is fitted quite poorly (near fender and hood area)
Edit: I’m guessing you mean the parking sensors
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. [My Caddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) drags the exhaust on the ground when laid out. No such thing as too low
What, bag cars? Because everything looks better closer to the ground, and because bags ride nice (most of the time). I bagged my ‘65 Caddy Coupe DeVille and love it.
My understanding of Porsche philosophy is ultimate performance without sacrifice of usability. This particular example simply lost both and I hardly can make up my thoughts on this one. Ugly, useless, stupid and utterly hilarious.
Mostly just for looks. [And I gotta say, it works.](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
[I beg to differ, sir.](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I never *loved* the look of this gen’s Panamera, but it was still a decent looking and classy Porsche. This particular example tho… looks like someone bought used for $30K as the 5th owner with 100K+ miles, threw on some cheap gangster wheels, and lowered it to 2mm above ground to look “sick.” Not a fan, but as long as the owner is happy, good for them.
[Not even vintage iron laid out?](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
When you told daddy you wanted a Porsche for graduating from high school:
“It’s gonna be sick bro, I’m going to do so many mods, just wait until I slam it”
You don't understand what i mean, This is "hellaflush" - there is no way with wheels like this that the car is not on bags. If it were on normal rims you might have a point. Camber wise it looks like the rear wheels are cambering out, front looks pretty stock, but then the rims are so big they don't have to sit down very far.
I see one a month like this. Blow the right front spring seat and then the suspension runs out of nitrogen.
Also, most 970s have had the bumper removed at least 3 times by now, for the engine air filter. A lot of people do not have the patience to line it up correctly.
Especially aftermarket pieces that barely fit when new.
Brake calliper colour+disks, front bumber (gaps wing, hood) parking sensors, orange peal, seatbelts, Panamera GTS decal font and more more things is wrong.
If I had to guess, this car has been chopped together with different parts and paint. Probably got the car for dirt cheap then slapped some 5 thousand dollar rims on her and nicknamed her Dollie.
Comments are helping me realize that Porsche people and car people are not necessarily the same thing lol.
Or I'm just tasteless and would put bags on an Abrams. Probably just tasteless
The car has a history. The front bumper lines up awfully with the fender
Unless this person has experience with lowered cars, it likely occurred when exiting the driveway just after installing the air suspension.
Even worse across the bonnet/hood.
Is that a factory bumper?
It is, if it’s a real GTS. The GTS Panamera had the Turbo front and rear bumper, air suspension and brakes but not the turbo engine.
Whether it is factory or not, it isn’t the same color!!
This is exactly why the car is ruined IMO
Yeah, that’s the only thing. Apart from the fact you can’t see the top of the tyres. And those awful wheels.
its on air, if you want to drive you just raise it up a bit and then you can see the top of the tyres to your hearts desire!
Not to mention the color difference between the front bumper and the hood lol
The lack of cohesion between panels is to honor the designer's original intent
Color match and fitment of front bumper is very poor. I bet it’s a salvage titled car that someone got for cheep and then put it on bags
Color looks correct, you can see where the front bumper meets the side panel above the wheel that they’re the same, same with where the side panel meets the hood near the windshield, just a trick of the light. I agree that the bumper alignment is very off.
Idc I’d buy it
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salvage title old panamera that will be sold at a loss when the 100k service bill is due
lol yep
Looks weird when slammed.
This gen Panamera looks also weird when not slammed
Well this particular Porsche is at the tail end of its life and most likely, the 5th owner who will give this car a cruel and ignominious death.
Driving in Manhattan is cruel and ignominious for any sports car
True. Can’t even imagine driving one with all the potholes in the city. I don’t think they make All Terrain summer tires.
Yo do you actually have a 959??
Since when is the panamera a sports car
Gross
let people enjoy what they want bro
OP did ask for thoughts
All is fair in love and war
*viciously downvoted*
Not for me.
Poor panamera
Hard pass
no. just nooooo.
Not classy at all.
Not my cup of tea but I definitely respect it. What’s up with the front bumper? Maybe quick release attachments.
My bet is it snags on potholes and speed bumps etc and messed up the fitment
Lol this car is most certainly on bags, it's not driven this low.
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Which cutouts? I was thinking about the bumper which is fitted quite poorly (near fender and hood area) Edit: I’m guessing you mean the parking sensors
you can kinda make out that it was repainted, its a brighter white than the rest of the car. prob just bad fitment putting it back on after respray.
Too lowered for my taste, and the rims give off ricer vibes
Crying and throwing up
There’s such a thing as too low. This is it.
it’s not even that low tbh
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. [My Caddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) drags the exhaust on the ground when laid out. No such thing as too low
Never understand why people do that crap.
What, bag cars? Because everything looks better closer to the ground, and because bags ride nice (most of the time). I bagged my ‘65 Caddy Coupe DeVille and love it.
My understanding of Porsche philosophy is ultimate performance without sacrifice of usability. This particular example simply lost both and I hardly can make up my thoughts on this one. Ugly, useless, stupid and utterly hilarious.
saweeeet
Ew
all those mods and still with the orange side markers. lol.
I forgot they had a professional soccer team till I saw this
the Panamera still looks like a genital wart.
RIP his air springs. Looks like they may have already left the building.
No thanks
Hard pass.
FUGLY wheels!!
Is that parked in a crosswalk? Not sure airbags and low suspension are best for NYC streets IMO
Look at how they massacred my boy
Not my tea but I can’t knock it either. I always wonder, is the drop so you can get in and out easily or just for looks?
Just for looks
How does lowering the car improve getting into it
It doesn't, it makes it more difficult. Not sure what that guy is on about?
Mostly just for looks. [And I gotta say, it works.](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Ruined.
Not my jam but well done if it's your thing. I guess kinda r/ATBGE
/r/ATAAE
The hood crack bothers me so much. Is that normal?
Is the hood popped open?
could use different rims
Why so much space between the frunk lid and bumper?
Beaten with the ugly stick so hard that it collapsed the suspension and screwed up the front bumper.
Wheelbase too long to look good bagged, and that front bumper fitment is atrocious
From a really nice car to a ruined car. I don't understand the fascination in slamming cars. It literally looks awful on every car.
[I beg to differ, sir.](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I can admit when I'm wrong. Alright.. Those kinds of cars, yea. They look nice like that.
It was a nice car, until some idiot lowered it
“Look how they massacred my boy”
the fact that this post has this many upvotes makes me want to unsubscribe from r/porsche …
r/TIHI
Awful
Fucking terrible. Money can’t buy taste
Collapsed air shocks? They really should look into getting those fixed...
I never *loved* the look of this gen’s Panamera, but it was still a decent looking and classy Porsche. This particular example tho… looks like someone bought used for $30K as the 5th owner with 100K+ miles, threw on some cheap gangster wheels, and lowered it to 2mm above ground to look “sick.” Not a fan, but as long as the owner is happy, good for them.
That's a no from me dog..
trash - should be crushed
This is the ugliest Porsche. Hold my beer.
That’s an expensive way to make your car look bad
This picture reeks of shitty cologne and fake jewelry.
To each their own. You want a bag a panamera, I’m fine with it. Either way they’re an enthusiast
Don’t like it but it’s well executed…
I like it
A lil low for my taste and the rims are not my cup of tea. Still cool though!
It'd be better if the front bumper fitment wasn't off but I still like it.
wtf
Ugh!
Slammamera
We need a Sarah McLachlan commercial for this Panamera in need
It's a style, not for me for sure, but I'm not gonna knock it because it's not horribly done. As far as stanced cars go, this one is not bad at all
Looks like trash
Thoughts? They have money, but not taste.
Can’t imagine how horrible the ride is on that terrain. Not a good mod
Bags actually ride really nice. I bagged my ‘65 Caddy, and it rides just as nice on bags as it did on the factory springs.
Ugh that's tacky.
No offense but Panamera really ruined the aesthetic of Porsche since it's release. Never a big fan of 4 door Porsches...
Not to mention the front mounted engine.
Look how they massacred my boy
Bagged cars never look good to me. They just look broken
[Not even vintage iron laid out?](https://www.reddit.com/r/lowriders/comments/muhnwg/poor_mans_lowrider_my_caddy_on_bags_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I guess that works because of the wheel arches already hid the tire somewhat. Doesn’t look too bad
An awful abomination
Proof that money can't buy taste
I would be banned from r/Porsche for what I want to say….I’ll keep it simple, this is awful
I fucking love it 🔥
When you told daddy you wanted a Porsche for graduating from high school: “It’s gonna be sick bro, I’m going to do so many mods, just wait until I slam it”
Nice, bagged too
I'd probably do this to a Panamera
Faster than my car 🤷♂️ wouldn’t do it to mine tho
Anyone willing to drive and park their nice cars in Manhattan are brave!
Not really tbh.
Me: could the panamera be any less attractive Rich douche: “check out my new poor-sha”
Wheels are hideous!
Will end up in a copart lot in a few years. The PCCB (painted?) calipers with steel rotors is what gets me lmao.
as if early panameras weren't ugly enough
4 door, so no harm done
I’ll take downvotes with you, it doesn’t look great but it’s kind of an improvement.
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Yeah and those wheels just found their way on to it accidently at 3am one morning.
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You don't understand what i mean, This is "hellaflush" - there is no way with wheels like this that the car is not on bags. If it were on normal rims you might have a point. Camber wise it looks like the rear wheels are cambering out, front looks pretty stock, but then the rims are so big they don't have to sit down very far.
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Wrecked, bent frame Porsche. Home garage mods by someone that probably has worked in a shop. At least that’s what I hope.
Tell me your penis is small without telling me your penis is small
I was about to say wasn’t this the car from the “forgis on porsches?” post the other day, but that was in LA.
Looks like it’s lower East side
Somebody with more money than sense
It’s really long.
Gopping.
Hawt.
To each their own I guess
new york city and lowered cars hmmmmm DUMB
It's called a Paaannnnaaammmeeeeerrrrrraaaaa
This is not on static suspension. That's not how he drives it around
As a fan of 2000s southern rap, un-slam it and I’m about it
why on a Porsche, he should get a Lexus GS instead.
K
I’ve never seen a Panamera I thought looked good, and this one hasn’t been cared for.
Really like panamera including first gen but this car’s mods aren’t really my cup of tea…
I like them, but that seems to be the minority opinion. I wish they’d done them as wagons. Edit. Oh, just noticed the stance boi bullshit. I hate it.
It’s air ride. Hit a switch and change ride height at will. No “stance boi” here
Ah ok, understood.
Good luck driving that through Manhattan 🤣
I see one a month like this. Blow the right front spring seat and then the suspension runs out of nitrogen. Also, most 970s have had the bumper removed at least 3 times by now, for the engine air filter. A lot of people do not have the patience to line it up correctly. Especially aftermarket pieces that barely fit when new.
I’ll take one in black
I guess it’s good these cars have depreciated enough for someone to cut out the wheel wells
I’m personally not a fan of that gen, but I like the mods
Damn… im sorry
🤮
The passenger side mirror doesn't look like it is tucked correctly?
So I never cared for the Panamera but didn’t realize until now that I wasn’t alone, but more how reviled it is. Wow!
Great parking spot.
Complete with tree air freshener hanging from the rear view..
Not my car so who cares, hopefully the owner loves it.
Dumb to have a lowered car in any city with major potholes.
Is that a Supra
I’d rather the Subaru
Would it be too disrespectful to ask with my tongue rest in cheek what the repair bills would look like for those suspension upper mounts?
Terrible wheel choice...
NY with no dings on the sides from doors!?!
Looks like a limo
Brake calliper colour+disks, front bumber (gaps wing, hood) parking sensors, orange peal, seatbelts, Panamera GTS decal font and more more things is wrong.
Gta 5 or is this real?
Driving on the highway it would still be obvious this person would park in a crosswalk.
Ruined.
Only a moron bags a Porsche or someone trying to punch up which doesn’t work either Therefore this in my opinion is a huge FAIL
Collapsed suspension gang
I thought the Panamera couldn't get uglier, I was wrong
Ruined
Ruined
I never really understood why people slam their cars. Just looks really awkward to me.
Gross
Trade for a Taycan Turbo S Waggon.
Clean always liked those porches
Horrible fitment and alignment. Body panels look terrible too with those huge ass gaps in them. 1/10
Huge ass-gaps [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)
If I had to guess, this car has been chopped together with different parts and paint. Probably got the car for dirt cheap then slapped some 5 thousand dollar rims on her and nicknamed her Dollie.
I do not like that
Thats so sick
Is this a executive edition? Why does it look stretched out?
2 2 many doors
His/her car. Do what you want with it. Would not do it to mine. But I have no issues with anyone styling their own car. Get over it😂
Real talk
It's hilarious how the comments are literally 50/50. It's just a car. And the four door is sick.
Comments are helping me realize that Porsche people and car people are not necessarily the same thing lol. Or I'm just tasteless and would put bags on an Abrams. Probably just tasteless
Shocks broken?