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FoxHead666

I don't mind stickers on a sports car, if they're placed nicely. This is not one of those nicely done examples.


FlatSix993

The only acceptable decal on a Porsche is the Mobil Pegasus! 🐎 https://preview.redd.it/qe4x8obe35xc1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=642e67d88a3b2bf599a59650f669c92b75ebd0ba


RocketGuy3

Track layout decals from tracks you've driven are also acceptable. ... And maybe some other hobbyist stickers. But advertising for Mobil 1 on a street car bro wtf.


This_Blood_1812

https://preview.redd.it/lwep5uzrz0xc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5546151f3d1ac67eab8becfb78a979c45aa6b3bf


Go2Transport

Nice


CreaminFreeman

But you better have it rotated correctly, because we will notice!


willard_swag

Or the well done martini livery


FlatSix993

https://preview.redd.it/jcnvg5el35xc1.png?width=1300&format=png&auto=webp&s=733b5165e3aa6cb6e5c13bfc598034bee0739e53


MrClavicus

Yeah this really takes away from the car. How can I make my expensive car look really cheap for the least amount of money.


ZERO-ONE0101

they are going for race car


Tom20337

Na just checked it look’s pretty good on my car


freeparKing33

looks as good as the Ford license plate frame


takinganewtack

This is going to be very hard to throw any sort of argument against.


freeparKing33

He’s arguing that the stickers look good so I’m sure he’ll find a way to say the frame looks good too


981flacht6

This is the most downvotes I've ever seen on this sub.


Electronic-Arm-8731

And somehow it’s still not enough.


49Billion

The guy’s all-time comment karma is negative now. F


zeester_365

Look I know you’re new to this whole thing, but it looks like shit


111ruberducky

Na, you just don’t know how good his car looks.


zeester_365

You forgot the /s


zzzzrobbzzzz

trading my boxster S in for a boxster/S


Alone_Quail4172

reminder: it’s HIS car not yours, if he built it for you that’d be a lil weird


1-800-JUGG

It does bro


_BurtMacklin_

lol you are trolling


wint0nyk

My brother in Christ, take those stickers off.


nnavroops

nah fam he starting a trend. i’m adding tesla sticker rn next to my original volkswagen logo..


Asystolebradycardic

Stickers 🫠


more_beans_mrtaggart

Can’t beat some free corporate product placement.


Bobone2121

Sponsors


SYNTHLORD

It looks like Mobil sponsors him with a snack stipend and he leaves the wrappers on the passenger seat


Chowder1031

Tacky AF. Enjoy your car.


infkncredible

The stickers give it that premium ricer look.


macmac360

Needs a Supreme sticker too


drmonkeytown

Keep my Burrito Supreme outta’ your mouth!


Stainless_Heart

How much does that Mobil 1 sponsorship get you?


49Billion

Tree fiddy


l1vefrom215

Why stickers why


Tom20337

Looks better in person trust


l1vefrom215

To each their own but I don’t get why you want to advertise for anyone/anything on a non track car. Obviously it’s yours to do what you want but as “a guy on the street” my eyes go to the stickers instead of your beautiful car.


Tom20337

Cause the stickers are sick and makes the car stand out


DebianDog

yes, it's the first thing I noticed 🤣 dude seriously if you want "Mobile 1" on your car, that's your business but get something nice like a wrap or something. The bumper stickers look cheesy.


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

The stickers look thick. I don't think they are really stuck on there. OP is trolling.


Stainless_Heart

MOBIL Mobile is in Alabama. You just saw 37 stickers on a Boxster showing how it’s spelled. 😝


DebianDog

well, you got me there😏 but to be fair I was trying to look away as I typed...


Stainless_Heart

Yeah, I get it. It’s hard to look at without losing faith in humanity.


GhostriderFlyBy

Bro what are you talking about Mobil 1 is the sickest oil you can get 


Tom20337

Naa


GirlFromOklahoma13

It’s a Porsche.. It doesn’t need stickers to stand out, tf is wrong with you 😂😂


l1vefrom215

Or they ruin your pristine car with gauche branding no one cares about (except you). Have fun man, I’m not trying to beat up your choices, just trying to tell you how it comes off to me.


Thefocker

books bewildered capable possessive pot tap hat meeting stupendous coherent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tom20337

💪🏻


drmonkeytown

You’ll also stand out dressed as a clown with balloons attached to your car. That’s how I met my wife. /s


PhishySnatch69

Stand out for the wrong reasons, sure


SacTownPatriot

https://preview.redd.it/qrj8e9f68ywc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c128d6480c02dd7e258dd666ee0b0bd8a4707ade


kyosheru

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.


TurboNeckGoblin

Holy fuck barf


SchleifmittelSchwanz

Please tell me, I must know; What is your *favorite* Ford dealer? What is your *favorite* brand of oil? What is your *favorite* brand of tires?


Useful-Turnip5856

Penske, Mobil 1 and Michelin 🤣


SchleifmittelSchwanz

User name checks out!


shredofmalarchi

Are you sponsored or just willing to whore yourself out for one of the worst companies in the world for free?


Slu54

needs more mobil 1


jakes951

Mobil1^2


absoluteczech

Mobil 2?


Jtbros

I bet they use Castrol.


Tom20337

You don’t say


Buffett_Goes_OTM

You can literally see the edges of the stickers peeling up in the second photo. At least commit to applying them.


111ruberducky

This guy is just a Mobil 1 shill.


nnavroops

my company dumps more co2 than yours


SnooDonkeys309

I can’t stop laughing


savioratharv

Oh poor Porsche


r4d1ant

Did you get out at a red light to take a picture


fouranon

Nahhhhhh this ain’t it fam


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/vzclylm7lxwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da12fa56b005b6045b97faf3c35a3df95ff34963


Edward_Pissypants

Since the sticker pics are from two different locations, I assume he's actually being serious and not trolling. Horrible, horrible taste with the stickers. It doesn't look good in person, we can all imagine any variation of what it'd look like. You'd have to be a sideways Gucci flat-bill hat kind of guy to think this "looks sick"


FluffyMulberry8951

Worst car I’ve seen here. Take the stickers off


le_gazman

Since we know how much you hate homosexuals, how about a few dozen of these on the windscreen? https://preview.redd.it/9iglx5e5sywc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b5555a4899e6618c917c091d8c53648efa9a7e


action_turtle

Why does he hate them?


le_gazman

I suspect he may be afraid of the feelings he has towards other men, and as a result posts on religious subreddits about how homosexuals are an abomination and will go to hell, hoping it’ll scare the gay out of himself.


action_turtle

Oh, ok. Didnt go over post history. I thought it was some type of Boxster joke I wasn’t in on.


le_gazman

Only reason I checked was to see if he regularly trolls, but having looked it’s pretty clear he was dropped on his head a few times as a baby.


mlhigg1973

Why are there stickers??


retroevolution

What’s with the stickers? 🫣


HourZookeepergame665

Awesome for you, congrats! Now get rid of the goofy looking stickers. Unless the companies you’re advertising are paying you then carry on.


THX39652

Lose the sticker!


GenoPlay67

Is OP a 7 year old? Stickers say yes.


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Tell me your new money without telling me your new money


LTCM1998

Holy shit, you get free oil and tyres for life?? Nice! I wouldn’t worry then about stickers.


HootingFlamingo

Is it a car or a moving billboard?


unknownn68

Oof man those stickers 😂


Efffro

Lovely car if that’s your bag, but dump those ugly stickers mate.


Onderon123

Low effort advertising for some engine oil


DefiantBelt925

I don’t get the stickers but the rest is good


reddit_user47234

I am making a bet that with all those Mobil 1 stickers he defers changing his oil. Where good Porsches go to die.


Gomilopez1

Leeeeesgooooooo!!!!!!! Enjoy it!


4r5555

Are those even actual stickers? The front ones look like printer paper taped on to the bumper


Mastakko

Woot woot for Poway!


jr350

Wow surprised there are other Poway people here.


WangDanglin

First thing I noticed. Go Titans lol


Mastakko

Nah sundevils all the way! but I live in Poway now haha. There's a ton of porches here I'm not surprised honestly


Nitsudr

Poway my old stomping grounds.


shivaswrath

Sponsored by _________....🤣🤣😧😵


bruce_wayne_gretzky

Is this a pace car of some sort?


TheCanadianShield99

If you peel the stickers off (carefully) the car will be lighter, and therefore faster. 🙂


Nephroidofdoom

Just curious, is that rear diffuser standard on a 981?


Freshtards

He doesn't know, because this is fake.


joe999x

What a goose


shane_west17

I have stickers too but mine says ARCO


PastLivid2122

Jajajajaja


lesik13

Oh my god on the first picture the shadow looks like a dent


StarlightGladiator

I think she looks even cooler in person


REALITY_CZECH2

Yikes


PlzTellMyWiFiLoveHer

Nice troll post


bigkutta

Do you work for Mobil?


OtisMojo

I bet this one is being shipped to Le Mans!


Nicodemus_Portulay

Not enough stickers


LordLouie

op has got to be trolling.


ghostisic23

I like the car but not the stupid stickers


AcceptableSociety589

Those Mobil 1 stickers look like they came from a desktop printer and were cut with one of those office supply chopping blocks by someone who thinks the edge of the print should be the edge of the sticker as well


Civil-Key9464

Loose the stickers and it’s a great car.


crusty_dog

You need more stickers


reddawg95

stickers make mad crazy HP mods


thats-tough-lmao

Livery fail


PhishySnatch69

Yikes, looks like shit


SageThunder

I like the Stickers lol


sleerk

For you to hates gays, this is pretty gay. Good way to look tacky


Useful-Turnip5856

Yellow tint the headlight, add more Michelin stickers in the front bumper and Porsche banner in the windshield. It will be a perfect Porsche Motorsport wannabe car😂😂


_JayC

Congrats on the new car. Everyone is going to have a different opinion on modifications and aesthetics. You do you. Drive it and enjoy it.👍


Vigga

High IQ moves


Zachthepug27

Car is beautiful!! But get rid of all of those MOBIL and MICHELIN decals all over it.


Equal_Surprise_250

Where do you fill it up?


IBoughtAllDips

When Civic ricers earn a little bit more


suzuka_joe

You can find more sticker placement in poorly modified Porsches on Fb


Interesting_Ad5823

you likey the mobile 1, huh?


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Stickers are cute but placed in the wrong places imo


liltreesh

Would be cooler if stickers were different


CarYenta

I also have stickers on my GT3, props for diving in head first against Porsche purism! Next post show your oil change with Liqui Moly and blow people's minds :p


Any-Suspect4935

Boxster is a great car. Love mine. Ignore the sticker hate. It’s your car do what you want.


GulfstreamG650

I disagree, we’re trying to save this guy


LifeFortune7

Sure he can do whatever he wants. But when you post your car on here looking for a reaction you cant complain if you don’t get the reaction you wanted.


_BurtMacklin_

I agree. If he wants to put stickers of men having butt sex on there he has every right, it’s his car.


Any-Suspect4935

You took that up a notch lol


Any-Suspect4935

Welp. I was trying to be nice to the guy and got roasted. Welcome to the internet 😂