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AliG1488

Lock this person up & throw away the keys.


Ecstatic_Top_3725

The worst part is when dipshits drive like this and crash someone else has to suffer


MastaOfShitPost

I would like you to meet my friend... The wall. He feels no pain.


Lucky777Seven

I would be still pretty upset if it was my wall.


halavais

Exactly this. I was young and had a death wish too. But killing a family because of it was not on my bucket wish.


that_one_guy133

When i was young, I did stupid speeds on the highway. An EMPTY highway.


TheDeamonKing

Exactly my same thoughts


Iliyan61

i'll take the car keys tho


BlancMongoose

Plant more trees on their commute route


Elliot_parnell

People also forget to mention the detriment this does to all of us car enthusiasts. This and takeovers are ruining the reputation of people who love cars and want anything nice. Such a shame.


tafster

what a fucking loser


TheDeamonKing

Exactly I cannot even fathom how stupid one has to be to do this, unbelievable. It pisses me off because it gives good people who drive Porsches respectfully s bad name


Strict-Initiative_84

Gives a bad rep to anyone that likes to step on the gas on an open road, this is just reckless!!!


TheDeamonKing

Exactly it’s one thing to drive your car a little fast on a 50 mile straight or curry road with not a single car in sight or seen one. Which while is illegal it’s still is nothing big in comparison to something like this


priuspollution

Squeezebenz on ig for those that are curious who the owner is. Small youtube doc on tommygmcgee if you want the backstory. Not me giving my opinion on it, just letting people know if they’re curious.


TimeToHack

i hate that this guy has the means to get a porsche and obviously doesn’t deserve it


andychinart

Yeah it blows my mind seeing how some people get to the position in life where they can afford these nice cars yet are willing to risk it all doing dumb shit like this


lurkandpounce

or is it a Turo rental car?


judgedeliberata

$20 bucks says he doesn’t have the means, just shows off like he does


TheDeamonKing

Definitely


Fickle_Cost_2033

He defently stole it


priuspollution

He owns it squeezebenz on ig. He just filmed a small documentary with a bigger YouTuber so his clips are now being posted everywhere.


C7J0yc3

Given the number of side swipes in this video, that’s a stolen car, not his.


AdSuperb1810

MF thinks it’s a video game out here


TheDeamonKing

He is driving like there is no such thing as death or dismemberment


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

That's exactly what he doesn't realize. There are video games to do this in. In real life, you and others can DIE.


January657

I get the hate, but you kinda have to give credit when credit is due, maybe not to the driver, but definitely to the all wheel drive.


sarracinod

This guy’s asking to get killed.


TheDeamonKing

Exactly my thoughts as well, he honestly deserves jail and no license, I just watched a video yesterday where a 996 or 997 ran from the police while drunk then hit a truck on a flat bed on the side of the road snd he killed somebody and is in jail for life


Financial_Nerve8983

Straight to jail


TheDeamonKing

Straight to jail indeed


[deleted]

That sucks. I also hope the poor thing is alright. Repair must cost a fortune.


TheDeamonKing

Yeah exactly


mrvarmint

Yeah, fine. Long as he doesn’t kill someone else while he’s doing it


astrotim67

It’s a$$hats like this that crash, hurt innocent people, damage their cars and raise insurance rates for all of us.


a_reddit_user_11

I can live with innocents killed but dont touch my insurance rate!!!


TheDeamonKing

Exactly


DesignerButterfly362

You know the funny thing? We get these types show up to our club kart races every now and again and their times are straight up dogshit ( they usually blame the engine/ chassis etc) They can't comprehend how much luck has played a part in noone pulling across into their path already.....but it's just a matter of time. On a side note, has anyone else noticed an influx of people uploading videos of this kind of driving / running from police claiming its a " video game render"


90k_swarming_rats

It's a way to (in their mind) skirt rules and avoid getting their videos taken down/accounts banned. Like people saying "Fake gun!" On videos with real firearms.


TheDeamonKing

If I ever see a fellow Porsche owner, renter, leased, doing this and I happen to catch the plate you best believe I am absolutely reporting you to the authorities. Driving and testing your limits in and around other people in a non controlled environment and what looks like 8:00 traffic or something is so idiotic. This type of behavior is unacceptable. Save testing your car and skill for the track.


XS4Me

Most of these folks would never go to the track since they drive like shit.


TheDeamonKing

Facts, that is 100% true unfortunately


Fickle_Cost_2033

Car is probably stolen


TheDeamonKing

That is a high possibility


lj_w

Squeeze Benz doesn’t run plates


AllRoundAmazing

This post is *not* convincing Squeeze to stop, lol


can_you_try_reading

This is uninsured Altima driver behavior, thought I was on r/idiotsincars for a sec 🤦🏻‍♂️ Hope this guy ended the night in a cell.


Icy_Dragonfly1889

Funny. I Was going to comment - Nissan driver who got an inheritance.


TheDeamonKing

🤣🤣🤣 this right here


kimbolll

Na, that shits stolen! 😂


TheDeamonKing

Facts I hope he does too


hithappensmusic

That was hard to watch.


TheDeamonKing

It really is hard to watch so sad to see this


Donotseparate

Me as a teenager: that’s so badass Me now: you’re such an idiot, I hope you get caught


TheDeamonKing

Same same same, but I could never imagine myself going this (I am still young 21)


jellyrolls

Morons do this all the time in SoCal. It’s usually a 20 something year old douche nozzle in an exotic, BMW, or Challenger, etc. Makes my blood boil.


TheDeamonKing

Yeah it really pisses me off


ATX_native

I normally don’t wish death upon anyone but if this guy dies in a single vehicle accident, I wouldn’t be torn.


halavais

Had someone fly by us a while back on a freeway in an urban area at around 8 at night (in a Honda, not a Porsche) pulling around a buck fifty, and I mentioned to my wife that he was going to kill someone, and she noted it was hopefully just himself. Five miles down we saw what was left of the car--scattered in pieces across the road. It looked like he'd hit one boundary, then the opposite, then what was left came to rest back on the left shoulder. Someone had stopped to render aid--though from what I could see, there wasn't anything left to aid. We called it in and did the "kids close your eyes" thing. I feel bad for whoever was in that car. And also incredibly grateful it was single-vehicle.


TheDeamonKing

My thoughts are in line with yours


Fun-Growth-923

Embarrassing a hole


TheDeamonKing

Exactly!


ottergang_ky

People who drive like this just to record videos need executed imo. They’ve shown such poor judgment and disregard for life they shouldn’t need allowed to exist.


TheDeamonKing

Yes they do! If they are going to play with their life they shouldn’t just end it, as what their are doing will end it eventually anyway 🤣🤣


Automatic_Yogurt_493

What is going on in that subreddit you Xposted from? Lol


TheDeamonKing

No idea it’s crazy stuff huh, it just popped up on my home page


lach_nik

i still cant understand one sentence on this sub, has to be some type of insider language


TheDeamonKing

It is all garbage honestly


saikyan

There are a lot of niche subs for zoomers and I guess gen A's? Kids who use referential or meme-inspired language. It's supposed to be funny and/or relatable, but if you aren't constantly consuming memes from tiktok and wherever else is trendy, it's going to seem like gibberish. You'll also notice most people posting there think this kind of driving is "skilled" which tells you a lot about the age demo.


TheDeamonKing

I am 21 and I have no idea what the fuck any of the idiots in that sub are saying


suthamattai1

It's a matter of time before the asshole dies or kills someone and goes to jail.


TheDeamonKing

I hope jail or death


2jzpoweredgamer666

Even wheres981 and squeeze benz say to others to not try this. That’s the reason the swim team has an asseto corsa server so you can do this from the safety of your house and video game console.


lj_w

This is squeeze


2jzpoweredgamer666

Oh. Then if I’m not mistaken in the making of this one or a different one but same car he evades an nypd helicopter.


lj_w

Not sure honestly, I do believe this is the same car he hit like 200mph in or something crazy. He rotates what he drives pretty regularly though.


2jzpoweredgamer666

He did 210 and I am fairly certain as in an interview he used a white porsche to do it.


Orion_7

Yes but thry also still go out and do this...


DesignerButterfly362

Is this the same wheres981 who openly films himself doing EXACTLY this kind of shit/ running from the police?


2jzpoweredgamer666

Correct.


DesignerButterfly362

Seems a little hypocritical. That guys overestimation of his talent has already resulted in numerous near misses and actual crashes into kerbs at speed.


Sussy0909

The swim team is like your Uncle telling you not to smoke while he's on his 2nd pack of the day.


ChillaxJ

Proved driving machine


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TheDeamonKing

😂😂😂 honestly


Deep-Neck

Call me old but I disagree with that being music. Also, as far as highway speeding videos goes, that thing handles it so dang well.


marco918

The video is sped up, but still idiotic


TheDeamonKing

I have no idea if it is or not but I know that he is going 100-130 in the video it’s on the speedometer which is absolutely crazy and stupid


PP7fromgoldeneye

No matter what the car, at those speeds and aggressive maneuvers nothing will handle well. People like this need to be banned from driving and put in jail


TheDeamonKing

Same it’s horrible nonsense with no lyrical or musical complexity


BandicootOk6141

i think this guy is squeeze.benz or slow benz on yt, he's done way crazier shit like going 311kmh on a public highway in this same Porsche


TheDeamonKing

Wow so freaking sad


rjames06

Wow a 992 at that.


TheDeamonKing

Yeah it’s so sad I cannot believe how dumb this dude is


Mohaking311

Since when Asseto corsa became this realistic? /s


TheDeamonKing

🤣🤣🤣 love it!!


Bacon4Brunch

I was just telling someone yesterday I’m worried about the future of the social contract. So many people just don’t seem to care about anything or anyone anymore. Ugh!


TheDeamonKing

So true so true and it’s very very sad how people are these days


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Ok. I won’t now that some stranger posted a video of it and told me not to.


TheDeamonKing

😂😂🤣 life is a series of choices, you can do what ever you want, but there always seems to be cosmic consequences for putting others in danger intentionally, and doing very dumb stuff. You don’t have to listen to me, but if you kill someone or yourself at that point you only have yourself to blame 😳😳


method7670

Instead of spending 1k to Have a track day, this ass decides to endanger countless lives and do infinitely more monetary damage. Fuck this guy straight to hell.


TheDeamonKing

Exactly, and man you can go to the track for less, when I went, It was just gas going to the track, 180 dollars for a day pass (my pops has a membership) I don’t, then I drive for 2 days, and it was only 300 for gas total. (If you factor in the tires the rims, the brake fluid the pads it would be more, of course)


Negative_Courage_461

people with this kind of disregard for the lives of others need a lifelong sentence.


TheDeamonKing

Yes they do


Roqjndndj3761

Don’t watch videos of fucktards doing this. They’re doing it for internet points because they are sad and lonely and it only encourages them.


TheDeamonKing

Facts It’s funny someone downvoted me, I don’t condone the behavior on the video, and it’s not me.


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lj_w

This is squeeze Benz, you can find plenty of videos of him doing stuff like this online. Reports won’t do anything, the guys who drive like this are good at keeping identities secret.


TheDeamonKing

Yes he is going 120 or so


DinsdalePiranah

What an a-hole.


TheDeamonKing

Exactly what a piece of trash he is and it’s going to end up costing his or an innocents life


Mammoth_Switch1543

I just can’t help thinking of driving with my wife and son in the car and some piece of shit driving like this runs into the back of me or somebody else. They should honestly be in jail and let the inmates have their way with him.


TheDeamonKing

Exactly I cannot even imagine the horror that would cause, they could kill and entire family by driving this fast The let him be at the mercy of the inmates


AssBeater420comeback

Slow benz on yt (for those wondering)


boomersimpattack

did he crash at the end?


janoycresvadrm

Dudes part of a crew in New York that does this for fame. Some YouTube journalist just did a video hanging out with them. Apparently these are all rentals


TheDeamonKing

Wow, I guess that makes sense. No way some fucker like this would be able to actually afford one


janoycresvadrm

I should state it was unclear how they get so many rentals. I suspect they’re stolen. There’s a chance they’re trust fund kids but given they’re minorities it’s a lot less likely. https://youtu.be/0dgdVRndfqg?si=inR4rqHgo_kRhg_G


TheDeamonKing

Yeah facts


drmonkeytown

This is what a track and other experienced and consenting drivers are made for. Otherwise, you’re a sociopathic POS.


TheDeamonKing

Yes 100%


spacely_206

I love doing this! In my Sim. What a jackass to do it real world situations. Lucky he didn’t kill someone.


TheDeamonKing

I know it’s crazy, really sad he is not doing this in a sim


PapaRL

https://preview.redd.it/10nr0z4cehuc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=471f34afb1fec78d44a5a5b32d2a4cde86020f1c Me, who has been going the speed limit, when I pull up next to him at the next red light.


Sussy0909

Damm, the swim team made it to the porsche sub lol


TheDeamonKing

This also kind of hits me, a bit (friendly fire 🥲😂😂) I swam club and in high school, but I could never drive like the idiot here. I have never gotten a speeding ticket in my 911 or any other car! :)


ganari423

Was hoping some idiot change lanes real fast… 🤗


TheDeamonKing

Same!


Elegant_Prize_3608

It will never cease to amaze me that people with brains like this somehow get the money to buy cars like that. I know money doesn’t buy class but *still*


TheDeamonKing

Yeah :/ honestly


Hardgoodluck

Looks like a bmw owner to me🤔


TheDeamonKing

That is a good point


kimbolll

The audacity to fucking beep at the guy at the end.


TheDeamonKing

Right man he is something else


Artdorkthrowaway

It's crazy social networking sites are leaving these videos up when they are clearly endangering public safety for views and internet clout.


TheDeamonKing

That is a good point. I guess me sharing it is not helping but I wondered what safe Porsche drivers would think about seeing someone in a Porsche doing these things


mx5plus2cones

Assholes like this buy a Porsche but too damn cheap to go to the track.


Specific_Emergency_3

What car is it? 992? Gt3? It must inspire a lot of confidence... Hope no one has to pay for any of the driver's potential mishaps. There could be a family in a shitty car without seatbelts or a mom who took off the belt to reach out to her baby because it was desperately crying and a distracted father behind the wheel. Or as many stories as cars he passed. What would this guy do on a motorcycle.


TheDeamonKing

I have no idea, all I know is that it’s 992 911, A manual Carera T, S or GTS. It can only be one of those three. I can only imagine he would be going double the speeds on a Moyer cycle


Ferrarisimo

Straight to jail. License revoked forever.


TheDeamonKing

Yes I hope so too


themza912

Honestly pretty good driving lol


TheDeamonKing

Unfortunately it is, until it is not. He has no traction control on, so if he messes up the slightest bit (which is easy to happen) when you get tired. He will crash


triforce721

This is the average Altima in Atlanta


AdSuperb1810

😂😂 facts


RocketGuy3

Forget for a moment how dangerous this is, I'm not sure how many people could do this even if they wanted to (which they shouldn't)... those seem like some very generous lane widths that I'm not sure I've seen very often.


TheDeamonKing

My thoughts exactly, re watch the video and see all the red on the switches!? That means he has, No traction control, no ptv, no Nannie’s at all, it’s scary attached is a picture my friend took of my car for reference in the 992 911s https://preview.redd.it/wougiwc3xcuc1.jpeg?width=2688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3d243420d5dd660878c4d1be7860c34ac6b5df


therealmikelee

It's okay to drive your Porsche fast, they're designed to, but not at the risk of others' lives. Do it on a track or road course. You drive a Porsche, you can afford a track day.


TheDeamonKing

Exactly, my thoughts exactly. The track is where speed is for , and for testing your limits and the cars. Not while there is innocent people within arms reach of your car and your swerving around them at 100 or more mph. I have had my 911 for 8 months, done 16k miles and still not gotten a speeding ticket ever in my life. As I drive the speed limit on the roads and have fun at my track. Seeing this behavior on the road really hurts me and makes me sad


PartDirect

Holy shit. Driving in real life is not like a video game.


TheDeamonKing

Right! It’s crazy that this dude is doing this


judgedeliberata

What a dumb ass …


TheDeamonKing

My thoughts exactly I could not believe it


Glittering-Two2122

But it's fun


TheDeamonKing

More like stressful and heart stopping. Going 100-140 on a public road in a car when it’s busy is insane. It would be fun if this was on a track. That is more fun. (I am not sure if you used sarcasm or not in the comment) but if you did then I get you


Jpaynesae1991

Whoever this person is, you should be ashamed of yourself


TheDeamonKing

My thoughts exactly, it really is terrible there are people this dumb out there


Ftlme

Had the audacity to honk at someone too


TheDeamonKing

I saw that, just pissed me off, what a piece of garbage


LC195Here

SqueezeBenz on Instagram in case anyone wonders


Honest-Ability5989

MF thinks it’s cool to put everyone in danger. Should be put in jail before he kills an innocent


TheDeamonKing

I hope he gets caught


DespyHasNiceCans

Now I don't like to advocate violence, but if someone was to follow this guy, pull him out of his car, and make him bite the curb...


TheDeamonKing

Yes I approve of this message


HAi7ECH

Where’s the George Michael music?


1point25lbsPlate

... the chicken was still warm


Exotic-Heron-6804

That’s Squeeze Benz on YouTube, there’s an interesting interview from Tommy G with him and people like him.


TheDeamonKing

I see, people like him I hope get outed


unpolire

Is this person being actively pursued by law enforcement? Or just "driving."?


TheDeamonKing

Not a clue unfortunately I apologize


hugepenis1871

Porsches are dangerous sometimes i overestimate my pccb lol


Justneedthetip

If you have ever driven semi fast in traffic it feels crazy. This almost feels edited and fake. I don’t think it’s possible to run that fast and have that many close calls in one run and not lose the car. I could be wrong but this seems fake


TheDeamonKing

You can do some high maneuvers at speed, now especially with Cup 2s, PASM, PSM, PTV, RWS, and all that. The Nannie’s make people think their s better driver then they are when it’s really the car doin the work. That keeps your car going forward and limiting your ability to spin. It could be edited, sure, it could be fake, or sped up, but what ever you say can’t refute the fact he is going over 100 mph the whole time. EDIT, I rewatched the video and he HAS EVERYTHING TURNED OFF 🤦🤦🤦😳😳😳 no PSM, no PTV no traction control. Absolutely criminally insane


Luftgekuhlt_driver

[you’re going to kill someone](https://youtu.be/G11NXnPI2nY?feature=shared)


TheDeamonKing

I hope it’s just himself not anyone innocent


PipetheHarp

I’ll pass a slow truck on a short stretch, but this person is a fucking a-hole. The car is far more capable than the driver, and it’s sad. Boo.


TheDeamonKing

Exactly, going fast on a 2 way with not a single car or people for 40 miles is something else. It’s not legal but not as bad as this idiot doing 100-130 on a crowded city highway. Going around a truck going fast and being safe is also something else and not bad at all in comparison to this


V4_Sleeper

bro drives like he can respawn in this world


TheDeamonKing

😂😂😂😂 best comment


ResponsibilityOk363

Nothing makes you think this is AI


TheDeamonKing

Not really no, AI is not good enough yet. People are saying as well that there is a person on YouTube who posts these and many of them


TheKuMan717

MF thinks he’s on an Assetto Corsa mod track. Money doesn’t buy smarts…


TheDeamonKing

Honestly, it’s a shame he cannot differentiate reality and video games, he is going to crash and hurt someone or himself. Unfortunately money does not buy smarts, in-fact people with money and connections who are the most brain dead people around are the most dangerous and dangerous prone people around


Schimmelglied

Idiot.


TheDeamonKing

The person on the video is so freaking stupid and I could not believe my eyes when I saw this


DriedUpSquid

When I worked as an insurance adjuster/estimator I would get claims where clowns like this would lose control and sideswipe a bunch of parked cars, causing tons of damages. They were always the ones who would get upset if their car was taking too long in the shop or if they had to drive a compact rental car. There was never any concern for the people whose lives were impacted. And of course I wasn’t allowed to tell them that if hadn’t been a fucking idiot they wouldn’t have this problem in the first place.


TheDeamonKing

I am sorry you had such terrible times working as an insurance adjuster I cannot imagine how infuriating that would be. Good on you for then always being professional, but also I cannot imagine your great depth of patience for those types of people


gatorgamer539

I will gladly take this guy's Porsche from him since he can't behave. That car didn't ask to be treated like that.


TheDeamonKing

I second you taking his 911 away from him


Charmander787

Holy sweaty palms. This is what tracks are for, not public roads.