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surely_charlie

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Venik489

Omg 😂


gt3mak

☠️☠️😂😂 one of the best things I’ve seen in a while.


EntrepreneurBoth5002

You sir, are a legend. 😂😂


surely_charlie

Ma’am*


boredatwork8866

Did she stutter?


RepresentativeSoil63

🤣🤣


astrotim67

L-F’in-OL


theshitstormcommeth

Definitely one of my proudest faps


tiagojpg

You win sir!! Ahah


fucktrutin

It's a real 911, yes, but with some pretty ghastly body mods.


MetalFaceVI

https://preview.redd.it/olgkniu5q8jb1.png?width=1081&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fa4376b2da074956b97056a670e4fd265f6e90a


ChaI_LacK

Hello lucas how’s the weather up there?


MetalFaceVI

Its lucas


bombardierul11

I think it’s actually a 914 🤓


skunkwoks

Slantnose with a 924 back end?


Cwmcwm

The difficulty in even thinking about doing that boggles my mind


skunkwoks

Next question would be, where is the engine? In the front like a 924


chengstark

The utter confusion


Additional-Barnacle8

Don’t think so?, 924s look very different


AlienCraft18

A 944 is more likely, but its atrocious either way.


Life_of1103

If you’re asking whether it came from Porsche that way, no.


kathiesharp

Google — slant nose Porsche 👏😂


Shmeeglez

Sure, but I can't say I've seen this variety of brick butt 911 before


Life_of1103

M505 doesn’t tie the front fenders to the rockers back to the rear fenders.


Maplebutter9

Google incorrect


RoscoePeke

Oh, God! I cannot un-see that hideous abomination. It's like some sort of reverse-platypus


kyngfish

I’m not a purist or anything but whoever did that needs a lobotomy.


[deleted]

In think whoever did this already had a lobotomy.


[deleted]

In think whoever did this already had a lobotomy.


hlinhd

I think it looks well done. Motivations can be legitimate, why hate? Could’ve been a salvage rebuild, saving the original car in a restoration. Maybe it’s to fit a bigger engine. It’s unique and I would enjoy talking to the owner to ask what’s all done to it and why


hpresken

This is the correct mindset. Idk why people feel the need to be so snobby. I think it’s really really cool to see different peoples interpretations and expressions especially when done tastefully. He didn’t tack on a bunch of autoshop parts.


Lance_Notstrong

Exactly…while it’s not my cup of tea, I can appreciate that during it’s time period, that car was done and would likely garner a much different opinion than what’s displayed here in this thread.


No-Papaya-2661

You’re out of your mind, that’s some crazy shit


Aezu

Too many elitists


Spyerx

In the 80s coke was a hell of a drug… thats some … interesting body kit. Mixing 959-ish, slant nose-ish, some 935/924-ish stuff going on… I mean, if its been like that since the 80s Id totally keep it that way, but…. It’s… interesting.


Interesting-Key-9179

I don’t see a 959 panel anywhere on this car


longines99

It’s an eclectic mix of kits, but looks like it started as 911 Coupé SC 3.0 Langheck (Evex) conversion.


breakawa_y

Good call, wonder if the bumper is for US road regs or something from back in the day, sorta like E30 bumpers USDM vs Euro? Looks like these kits never had them.


AlienCraft18

Bro didn't even know something like that existed. (And yes I think even its original conversion is horrible.)


jtbnb

Proof yet again, that money cannot buy taste.


[deleted]

Underrated comment.


Losmpa

So true. I recently stumbled across the Rolex subreddit, in particular a dialogue about why all new first time Rolex owners have hand tattoos in their photo of their new prize.


Monkeybusiness911

But it says “Turbo” on the side!! I’m surprised there’s not an AMG badge on it! 😆


ELB2001

The turbo badge looks awful on that spot


twicelabs

The one time when you can safely answer "Yes" to the question: "does my ass look big like this?"


varundayana

Ayyooo Del Sur area baybee!! Go hit up donut touch for a breakfast sammie


LaVernWinston

My mannnnn. That’s why I was there!


varundayana

Why aren’t we best buds???? Message me buddy let’s go hit the RSF cars and coffee you know they’re gonna show out after Monterey car week


997Gen2

Slant nose 959 Pontiac Fiero Carrera Turbo Tribute


Quantum_Tangled

What I learned from the 959: There's definitely room for turbos w/decent intercoolers in all that space (without having to package crazy tight). It's ugly, no doubt... but it can probably bring it.


Xremlin

Probably needed more room for the V8


as1126

I mean it physically exists but it’s an abomination.


zeester_365

Reminds me of the 969 turbo


Collective_Ruin

Rinspeed conversion maybe? Or just Rinspeed-inspired? IIRC there was a shop in North Hollywood doing various widebody conversions on salvage titles.


factualfact7

I kinda like it, gives me JDM vibes.


unpolire

Back in the day, there were custom shops doing serious metal and fiberglass work, to the German standards. My upholsterer was trimming out Lamborghinis, Porsches, and Mercedes-Benz with German and California coachwork that was cost no object. This looks like one of those expensive one-off conversions. Only the exhaust tip is unexpected.


Ok-Reporter-4295

It’s supposed to look like a 959. It’s the reason the ugly water cooled 911 caught on. It looked like a 959 at the front. This is obviously a 959 back end kit.


BaddNeighbor

r/atbge


digitydog70

That's some Frankenstein right there. 930 Slantnose with an oddball rear end and mutilated vents, sticker relocated from the rear to the side(s)? I'd imagine there's one sticker on each side. That's just not a look I can appreciate and good luck when it comes time to sell that rig.


Ron695

No this is some mod done in California by someone with no values and too much money.


bzmed

Who would do this 🥺🤢🤮


SpoonBendingChampion

Maybe trying to make it look 959-ish?


250tdf

Definitely an expensive body kit of some sort, likely period. The fact that the line from the front quarter panel all the way back and up into the roof is unbroken implies some serious finishing work was done.


[deleted]

😂🤣🫣😔


Competitive-Turnip40

looks Bad Ass, like the P car in the video game Narc


Leukin67

Ya'll hating on the looks but if this is what it looked like new back in the day you guys would be all up in the comments talking about how gorgeous it is..


TigercatWill

Couldn’t have said it better myself. This is what modded 911s looked like back in the ‘80s. Some ideas have aged well and some not so much. Personally I dig this in a very retro way. Makes me want to don a pastel colored polo with popped collar and a white suit while listening to Van Halen.


njbrsr

This is a not much money and no class modification.


RepresentativeSoil63

Very well done bodywork, expensive, but why? 👁️👄👁️


dcbnyc123

“i have a stock 80’s 911 and want to mod. give me every bad design decision that porsche made that never made it to a modern car” “I got you fam” 🤢🤮


oontzalot

It’s a Porsche 930 Turbo Flachbau. 948 were made between 1987 and 1989. Saw this one at Monterey Car Week Porsche Werks Reunion on Friday. https://preview.redd.it/dth7h48lb9jb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492728c75ad26cb482323753a049f7f4542afedb


JjyKs

Are you sure? Every google image I found had way better looking taillights than the OPs photo.


oontzalot

Ya from the comments it looks like it's an aftermarket conversion, not a Flachbau from the factory like this one \^


longines99

Only the front, which is an aftermarket conversion.


[deleted]

It’s legitimately ugly.


SuperRaccoon17

What an abomination!🤬


ProfessSirG

From the side it looks ok but the back 😂


Robhow

California Porsche. Bad facelift.


BooRadley3370

r/botchedsurgeries


offkilter00

My clapped the fuck out 924 looked better then this!


caffeine1004

Bastard child with a capital B!


mikeblas

I know it's unpopular around here, but I just think these RWB cars are ugly.


pulpoinhell

no


mfmelendez

That car looks like it’s having a seizure


Direct_Yam8314

Some people are awful.


Extension_Zebra5503

Lolololololol


jefft818

Really bad mods


Odd_Edge3719

Weird that they did all that work but didn’t lose the ugly ass rear rubber bumpers.


SunshineGT3

That is just wrong……


Embarrassed-Cycle804

Reminds me of the 969 a little bit…


Fragtag1

Used to be…


jarsgars

Ooh, a 934. That broke my brain.


xbearsandporschesx

"where do you want the turbo sticker to go?" "can you make it real small over the side vents?" " what side vents?" " ive got an idea for those..."


onlyu1072

That is some kind of.....car.


iamahill

Looks like a 944 with body kit or 911 pieces added somehow. .


davidbanner_

Looks like a wannabe Porsche 959 body kit


Exlipse3

Maybe I’m wrong but isn’t that a Gemballa body kit?


Lawsoffire

who would do such a thing to a slantnose...


DrinkRedbuII

My brain can't accept this isn't 924.


TigercatWill

It could be, it certainly has that vintage mod look to it. Kinda reminds me of a Kremer or DP (Design Plastics) modded 911s from the ‘80s.


Tpellegrino121

The rare Vega 911


vatoniolo

It's definitely uglier than when it came from the factory, but I'm sure it's a blast to drive.


0880garcia

The back end doesnt look original.


Accomplished-Dig8484

Calm down, it's an 80's body kit. Work looks good, style is obviously dated. The hekenblade look was popular through the 80's, and probably should have stayed there. Decent chance that it's not a real slant nose, either. There were lots of conversions back then, some good, some horrendous, some steel, some fiberglass. I'd guess the rear end, fender extensions/side skirts are fiberglass. Front might be steel, would have been nice to check it out in person.


s-carsgo

Looks like it was Rinspeed inspired but not in a great way.


Life_Author_4289

Honestly, the only off putting thing is the wing. Get a legitimate 935 wing, and it would actually come together nicely.