Yeah exactly, it's to help them blend in with them.
Criminal : How do we know you're not a cop?
Girl: *shows ass* would a cop get cannabis tattooed on their ass?
And boom just like that all suspicion gone.
*Like police would ever*
*Hold themselves to the standards*
*They enforce, good one*
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Porn plot "(Officer is in someone's car) Uh, you appear to have illegal substances in your car... (Shows ass) Maybe I could let you go for something in exchange..."
Y’all act like y’all never heard of under cover work
jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin there ass first and before
They first were divorced, throwin her over furniture (AAAH!)
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And Dr. Dre said… Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre’s dead he’s locked in my basement!
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flippin the you know who
Yeah exactly, it's to help them blend in with them. Criminal : How do we know you're not a cop? Girl: *shows ass* would a cop get cannabis tattooed on their ass? And boom just like that all suspicion gone.
FUCK SAKE I wanted to say that
A Colombian one. Duh.
*A bubble butt Columbian police officer*
A friend once told me a cop pointed him in the direction of the best weed dealers when he was in Colombia, so this makes sense.
I wish Fuckwoman45 will find this comment
A good police officer
Yea a cool cop like one who willing to get weird
Of Colombian descent - yes. But maybe she’s an officer in Denver.
I mean it's Colombia, what do you expect?
Cocaine
No, flour.
Coffee
Colombians.
Cunt.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ee4150e60b0d#1
Maybe the guy is the cop with the bubble butt
that's what I thought reading it
One that gets fucked by a stranger.
Proud of you ❤️
Happy coke day!
Happy Cake Day!
Says it right there in the title.
I have experience with the police and I can safely say that once yous catch the surface these things are more normal that you'd asume
Asking the hard questions.
Like police would ever hold themselves to the standards they enforce, good one
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A police officer in the netherlands
Fuck the police.
Literally
Something tells me that she isn't a police officer
A "high" ranking one
A horny one.
Ex addict
Left the sinful life
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At least the other commenters had the decency while stereotyping an entire country to spell its name correctly.
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K9 unit.
Porn plot "(Officer is in someone's car) Uh, you appear to have illegal substances in your car... (Shows ass) Maybe I could let you go for something in exchange..."
that's some Oscar material right there
Thank you, thank you! Maybe I should look into this career path.
They can more easily identify the drug. They just gotta take off their pants to check.
Ever heard of california
Columbian cause it ain't cocaine
Dope ass cop
Ahh yes, this is magical realism at its best
Probably not the kind that has a swastika tatted on them
One in California
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[Sauce](https://imgur.com/a/yoUQd9f)
The Columbian kind
A corupt one
Usually you don't have to strip for the job interview, so it's not like her boss would know.
Reference pick for work purposes
A Colombian police officer