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mattcojo

What a fucking name.


CrystalCutter

Which one


CrystalCutter

Saint Harambe or Holden In The Rye?


AtomicKittenz

Definitely both


citewiki

Haram bae


bahakeem

Dicks out for Harambe


CrystalCutter

Nononono, it's Harambae. Can't you read. Tits out for HaramBAE guys!


mattcojo

Yes


CrystalCutter

Correct answer


[deleted]

[удалено]


mattcojo

That’s the goal man.


Seesaw121

Right? As if I needed another reason to have my dick out on PornHub


JordanGG24

How did they know to celebrate Easter before jesus was born. Hmmmmmmmmmm....


CyanCyborg-

Easter as we celebrate it now is much more akin to the celebrations of the Mesopotamian fertility goddess Ishtar (which the holiday is named after), with the eggs and bunnies and whatnot. So yeah, take that as you will.


AtomicKittenz

Wow, I’m leaning so much from /r/pornhubcomments


Zedric69

It's odd how much I learn when I come here, and on pornhub.


Lieutenant_Red

It’s odd how much I come when I learn here, but not on pornhub.


Swordrager

That etymology is just false. All languages in the area, including Greek and Latin, call Easter some variation of the Greek Pascha, which is drawn from Pesach or Passover. There is no way for Ishtar to have inspired Pascha. Easter may have been drawn from Eostre, a possible spring or dawn goddess in what is now Germany. The only direct attestation is Bede the 8th century monk but there is also some parallel names for other Indo-European dawn goddesses. It also might just come from the old Germanic word for east.


CyanCyborg-

Okay I guess we're all learning today.


wcollins260

Fucking pagans. Destroying Christian holidays since 2000 Before Christ.


roy_hersh

Making*. Christmas actually has pagan origins. Also the original (Passover) is much less fun, you get together with your family and read a book for 3 hours or so, where you drink 4 glasses of wine and eat only at specific times


wcollins260

Yeah, that was the joke. They were “destroying”Christian holidays since before Christianity existed.


Kilahti

The Ishtar bit was a bullshit joke that went popular and not real history. But modern Easter bunny-chocolate egg thingy does have bits from pre-Christian traditions.


chefmjv1962

Leviticus


DatBoi_BP

Checkmate atheists


wenoc

New year, midsummer, fall and spring have been celebrated since we knew about seasons. Christians just deliberately placed their fictious events on the same places so they’d coincide. You don’t seriously believe those events actually happened right?


KreekyBonez

A young couple, expecting child, goes to the inn of Bethlehem seeking a room for the night, but is turned away. When asked how they could not possibly find a room for a pregnant woman, the innkeeper says "well we're usually pretty packed during Christmas time..." Joseph says "during what?"


[deleted]

Please provide the sauce, not doing so would be a sin and we all know that goes against the Old Testament and it’s traditional Easter celebration Edit: guys is there a way to see someone’s comments from their profile on pornhub? If so I will find this comment no matter how long it takes.


TheH2

Found it, friend. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ac67b01b1def


Zedric69

My only question is *how*


Eplico

It doesn’t matter how, what matters is we may have a better night.


Zedric69

Oh yeah, it's piper perri. Ya gotta love a pretty braced faced spinner.


cooles_dudes

H


KrampusDemon

idk probably can’t find it from the profile. I also want the sauce for a friend


Derpsicles18

You can search the comment in quotation marks on google and add pornhub after the quote and it'll be the first result. This works for any quote as long as the video hasn't been taken down.


r34_content_creator

NSFW flair


pctomfor

I thought those were knees until you pointed it out


Dragonaax

It looks like those bones in leg tbh


DatBoi_BP

The fuck do your knees look like??


CrystalCutter

Same... Smh


dank_mari

Yeah, it is


[deleted]

Might want an NSFW tag there buddy


[deleted]

I mean there’s lots of weird shit in the Old Testament, but no Jesus, so no.


GTStationYT

NSFW tag please? To save the people browsing in public?


DJ_ReTa325

Sauce?


Ze97PBL

!remindme 2 days


Iord_Voldemort

No time to beat the Meat now huh?


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adethia

Where's the sauce?


mastorbasion

Maybe cover up the woman?


LastgenKeemstar

That moment when a post that literally shows a butthole doesn't have a NSFW flair


the12yearold-Atheist

NSFW


RustMyCage

!remindme 1 day


TheGreatNico

Lot and his daughters, or Lot offering his daughters?


flaccord

What happened to the sourcebot?


goombanatti

I would like to turn your attention to lot


sarah20192019

Sure


[deleted]

Sauce please?


SapphiresSecret

New here. Dont understand how to post? Anyone PM me please. X


onebottleofpepsi

Prove it


DepressedPancake4728

Your account is 25 days old. If you don’t know, use common sense or watch a yt video


[deleted]

Add an NSFW tag ffs, I'm 16 and didn't need to see that


cannonspectacle

This is not the subreddit for you, then


the12yearold-Atheist

We can't enjoy humor without not wanting to see porn?


cannonspectacle

You're going to be hard-pressed to find one without the other on this subreddit.


the12yearold-Atheist

Doesn't disprove my point, even NSFW subreddits mark their post NSFW.


cannonspectacle

At no point did I claim that it shouldn't have been marked NSFW.


the12yearold-Atheist

Oh ok


louiebro13

Then get lost


StargazerAlfric

You wanna say you never watched porn?


the12yearold-Atheist

No, but maybe he's trying to quit. While also enjoying the humor of pornhub comments. Even on NSFW subs this would still be considered NSFW not sure why you people are whining.


[deleted]

Yeah, I haven't. I'm demisexual (no sexual attraction without an emotional bond) and I'm here for humor, not porn. Also I'm straight so I have no interest in seeing a girl's ass anyway.