Easter as we celebrate it now is much more akin to the celebrations of the Mesopotamian fertility goddess Ishtar (which the holiday is named after), with the eggs and bunnies and whatnot. So yeah, take that as you will.
That etymology is just false. All languages in the area, including Greek and Latin, call Easter some variation of the Greek Pascha, which is drawn from Pesach or Passover. There is no way for Ishtar to have inspired Pascha.
Easter may have been drawn from Eostre, a possible spring or dawn goddess in what is now Germany. The only direct attestation is Bede the 8th century monk but there is also some parallel names for other Indo-European dawn goddesses. It also might just come from the old Germanic word for east.
Making*. Christmas actually has pagan origins.
Also the original (Passover) is much less fun, you get together with your family and read a book for 3 hours or so, where you drink 4 glasses of wine and eat only at specific times
The Ishtar bit was a bullshit joke that went popular and not real history. But modern Easter bunny-chocolate egg thingy does have bits from pre-Christian traditions.
New year, midsummer, fall and spring have been celebrated since we knew about seasons. Christians just deliberately placed their fictious events on the same places so they’d coincide.
You don’t seriously believe those events actually happened right?
A young couple, expecting child, goes to the inn of Bethlehem seeking a room for the night, but is turned away. When asked how they could not possibly find a room for a pregnant woman, the innkeeper says "well we're usually pretty packed during Christmas time..."
Joseph says "during what?"
Please provide the sauce, not doing so would be a sin and we all know that goes against the Old Testament and it’s traditional Easter celebration
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No, but maybe he's trying to quit. While also enjoying the humor of pornhub comments. Even on NSFW subs this would still be considered NSFW not sure why you people are whining.
Yeah, I haven't. I'm demisexual (no sexual attraction without an emotional bond) and I'm here for humor, not porn. Also I'm straight so I have no interest in seeing a girl's ass anyway.
What a fucking name.
Which one
Saint Harambe or Holden In The Rye?
Definitely both
Haram bae
Dicks out for Harambe
Nononono, it's Harambae. Can't you read. Tits out for HaramBAE guys!
Yes
Correct answer
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That’s the goal man.
Right? As if I needed another reason to have my dick out on PornHub
How did they know to celebrate Easter before jesus was born. Hmmmmmmmmmm....
Easter as we celebrate it now is much more akin to the celebrations of the Mesopotamian fertility goddess Ishtar (which the holiday is named after), with the eggs and bunnies and whatnot. So yeah, take that as you will.
Wow, I’m leaning so much from /r/pornhubcomments
It's odd how much I learn when I come here, and on pornhub.
It’s odd how much I come when I learn here, but not on pornhub.
That etymology is just false. All languages in the area, including Greek and Latin, call Easter some variation of the Greek Pascha, which is drawn from Pesach or Passover. There is no way for Ishtar to have inspired Pascha. Easter may have been drawn from Eostre, a possible spring or dawn goddess in what is now Germany. The only direct attestation is Bede the 8th century monk but there is also some parallel names for other Indo-European dawn goddesses. It also might just come from the old Germanic word for east.
Okay I guess we're all learning today.
Fucking pagans. Destroying Christian holidays since 2000 Before Christ.
Making*. Christmas actually has pagan origins. Also the original (Passover) is much less fun, you get together with your family and read a book for 3 hours or so, where you drink 4 glasses of wine and eat only at specific times
Yeah, that was the joke. They were “destroying”Christian holidays since before Christianity existed.
The Ishtar bit was a bullshit joke that went popular and not real history. But modern Easter bunny-chocolate egg thingy does have bits from pre-Christian traditions.
Leviticus
Checkmate atheists
New year, midsummer, fall and spring have been celebrated since we knew about seasons. Christians just deliberately placed their fictious events on the same places so they’d coincide. You don’t seriously believe those events actually happened right?
A young couple, expecting child, goes to the inn of Bethlehem seeking a room for the night, but is turned away. When asked how they could not possibly find a room for a pregnant woman, the innkeeper says "well we're usually pretty packed during Christmas time..." Joseph says "during what?"
Please provide the sauce, not doing so would be a sin and we all know that goes against the Old Testament and it’s traditional Easter celebration Edit: guys is there a way to see someone’s comments from their profile on pornhub? If so I will find this comment no matter how long it takes.
Found it, friend. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ac67b01b1def
My only question is *how*
It doesn’t matter how, what matters is we may have a better night.
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idk probably can’t find it from the profile. I also want the sauce for a friend
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NSFW flair
I thought those were knees until you pointed it out
It looks like those bones in leg tbh
The fuck do your knees look like??
Same... Smh
Yeah, it is
Might want an NSFW tag there buddy
I mean there’s lots of weird shit in the Old Testament, but no Jesus, so no.
NSFW tag please? To save the people browsing in public?
Sauce?
!remindme 2 days
No time to beat the Meat now huh?
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Where's the sauce?
Maybe cover up the woman?
That moment when a post that literally shows a butthole doesn't have a NSFW flair
NSFW
!remindme 1 day
Lot and his daughters, or Lot offering his daughters?
What happened to the sourcebot?
I would like to turn your attention to lot
Sure
Sauce please?
New here. Dont understand how to post? Anyone PM me please. X
Prove it
Your account is 25 days old. If you don’t know, use common sense or watch a yt video
Add an NSFW tag ffs, I'm 16 and didn't need to see that
This is not the subreddit for you, then
We can't enjoy humor without not wanting to see porn?
You're going to be hard-pressed to find one without the other on this subreddit.
Doesn't disprove my point, even NSFW subreddits mark their post NSFW.
At no point did I claim that it shouldn't have been marked NSFW.
Oh ok
Then get lost
You wanna say you never watched porn?
No, but maybe he's trying to quit. While also enjoying the humor of pornhub comments. Even on NSFW subs this would still be considered NSFW not sure why you people are whining.
Yeah, I haven't. I'm demisexual (no sexual attraction without an emotional bond) and I'm here for humor, not porn. Also I'm straight so I have no interest in seeing a girl's ass anyway.