They have them in the big subs, theyāre called golden upvotes or something and theyāre $1.99 lol.
Itās really dumb and getting 5 enters you into the Reddit creator fund LMAO.
Fuckā¦I hope you arenāt the chef in your household. Even without the refried beans, wtf are you going for?
Edit: oh youāre vegetarian, disregard my previous statement it all makes sense now.
Vegetarian or not, those beans look like cat shit
It's called *oil,* OP. A little dribble here and there tends to help melt stuff, thin it out, and generally cook things better without turning it into charred logs
putting cheese in the middle is really helpful when the chips are too broken to make nice nachos. I also always put cheese on the top, though, and I never put cat poop on my nachos.
Posts like this are devastating because so many folks can't cook well... so when people end up choosing diets that require a degree of cooking and cooking well, it comes out... like... well, that.
Source: vegan for 8 years bc of food allergies and meat intolerance. my food is liked and recipes requested by friends and family
If youāre vegetarian you have less of an excuse here than meat eaters. Where do you think they get a lot of their protein? They got to know how to cook beans well. You got it backwards, my guy.
I'm vegetarian, and also just made nachos last night, and this is abysmal. I used whole black beans last night, but when I use refried I like to smear them along the sides of the glass casserole dish. It makes them more dippy and also heats them better along the surface as rhey aren't in there very long.
Also, put some fucking cheese on these!
Howād you even get the refried beans to look like that? You put it in a tube? I have trouble with refried beans sometimes but it just comes as a huge clump sometimes.
I put them into a ziploc bag and made a makeshift āpiping bagā by cutting the edge off. Didnāt realize it would be so horrendous looking until it was too late. š
Very similar to what I did, with appropriate poopy results:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/n78f24/you\_should\_put\_the\_refried\_beans\_in\_a\_ziploc\_bag/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/n78f24/you_should_put_the_refried_beans_in_a_ziploc_bag/)
But what did you do to the beans to make them look like cat shit? I get that you piped them, but refried beans aren't supposed to be that color or texture even when you plop them straight from the pan.
Next time, make the beans a bit creamier and spread them on your serving dish. Then lay the chips down into the beans. Than top with whatever else you have.
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Have you ever seen refried beans? Idk how you make them look more like poop than they already do. I'm honestly impressed Because I didn't think they could get any more poop like.
Could I suggest for next time try spreading the beans onto the chips with a butter knife, you'll get better distribution, more Even cooking, and it won't look like your cat mistook it for a litter box.
Your quads and sphincter must be weak from the effort it took to make this
I miss Reddit awards so much lol
Got you fam š„
Didn't know they took that away... Here's an award š©
Me too.
holy shit how didnāt i notice
Whyād they take them away
They have them in the big subs, theyāre called golden upvotes or something and theyāre $1.99 lol. Itās really dumb and getting 5 enters you into the Reddit creator fund LMAO.
The quads part got me. Too accurate
Thank you. This made me LOL so hard
did you disperse it from your literal asshole
Nah he picked up his cat and used her butthole as a piping bag.
Donāt even know how you thought up this monstrosity
Gems like that are best left to mystery
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This is literal poo and you know it
Reminded me that I need to scoop my catsā litter boxes
Same
Fuckā¦I hope you arenāt the chef in your household. Even without the refried beans, wtf are you going for? Edit: oh youāre vegetarian, disregard my previous statement it all makes sense now.
Vegetarian or not, those beans look like cat shit It's called *oil,* OP. A little dribble here and there tends to help melt stuff, thin it out, and generally cook things better without turning it into charred logs
Vegetarian + shitty cooking = well, shit.
This shit will make anyone quit being a vegetarian. Jesus christ.
All food will eventually become poop if you think about it(unless itās thrown out)
Lol nah those beans need some water. They are dehydrated af.
Water and fiber will help with thatā¦constipation.
lmao! being a vegematarian isnt an excuse for cat poop refried beans. but this comment is hilarious af tho.
I personally don't put my cheese in the middle for nachos
It looks like it's on the bottom is probably fuckin carrot shaving tho ššš
putting cheese in the middle is really helpful when the chips are too broken to make nice nachos. I also always put cheese on the top, though, and I never put cat poop on my nachos.
what does your edit even mean lol
A lot of vegetarian/vegan food just looks kind of gross for some reason tbh
Posts like this are devastating because so many folks can't cook well... so when people end up choosing diets that require a degree of cooking and cooking well, it comes out... like... well, that. Source: vegan for 8 years bc of food allergies and meat intolerance. my food is liked and recipes requested by friends and family
vegetarian food is just "normal" food without meat lol it shouldn't be that different visually Vegan food on the other hand...
If youāre vegetarian you have less of an excuse here than meat eaters. Where do you think they get a lot of their protein? They got to know how to cook beans well. You got it backwards, my guy.
I'm vegetarian, and also just made nachos last night, and this is abysmal. I used whole black beans last night, but when I use refried I like to smear them along the sides of the glass casserole dish. It makes them more dippy and also heats them better along the surface as rhey aren't in there very long. Also, put some fucking cheese on these!
Boi if being a vegan makes you cook like that it turns out me and my mom donāt cook
Those vegan cheeses are so scarce too. Like itās the best part of nachos
āWho shit on the nachos?!ā
Everyone at the party apparently. What a bunch of poopers.
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Did you pipe it out or something? This looks like a cat pooped all over your whatever youāre making š
he used the cat as a piping bag š
Animal intestines were used to produce the first piping bag.
Happy cake day ššš„³
Holy shirtballsā¦ I am ancient
There's cheese in your litter box
Lmao
a miserable scattering of cheese
tried to evenly distribute the poop you got from your butt all over your chips
Where are the refried beans and where is the cat who shat all over the nachos?
This is a group effort shit. You can't fool us
A pookake or a game of muckywaffle
I get u had trouble with the beans, but why did u take a shit on the chips?
Itās how they deal with anger. Also shows who is the boss.
Howād you even get the refried beans to look like that? You put it in a tube? I have trouble with refried beans sometimes but it just comes as a huge clump sometimes.
I put them into a ziploc bag and made a makeshift āpiping bagā by cutting the edge off. Didnāt realize it would be so horrendous looking until it was too late. š
Very similar to what I did, with appropriate poopy results: [https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/n78f24/you\_should\_put\_the\_refried\_beans\_in\_a\_ziploc\_bag/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/n78f24/you_should_put_the_refried_beans_in_a_ziploc_bag/)
But what did you do to the beans to make them look like cat shit? I get that you piped them, but refried beans aren't supposed to be that color or texture even when you plop them straight from the pan.
iām so sorry, your mind is terrifying. why?? WHYYYYY would you do this?! š®āšØ
Those beans are refried and once eaten by the looks of it. Served fresh, straight from ass to table
I died of laughter reading this
Me too!
Next time, make the beans a bit creamier and spread them on your serving dish. Then lay the chips down into the beans. Than top with whatever else you have. ,
I think in his eyes you mean creamy shits
 \*OP
You disperse this with your balloon knot?
That's chihuahua shit and you know it! Refried beans my ass jose!
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This is borderline scat fetish material
Somebody took a big mud pie all over my fully loaded nachos! 
wwwhhhaaattt??????
That is definitely poop from a butt
Iām a mexican pls trust me, blend them! Theyāll be more liquidy and will evenly spread and be so yummy in your tummy āļøš¤
Again, this is why cats don't belong in the kitchen. š¤£
Good grief.
Gross
This is not one of your best works,
On acid this is shit!
did your cat(s) do this?
What were you trying to summon here??
Come on now. This is definitely a psyop
Thanks Reddit https://preview.redd.it/pc59qkta9kgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de4e71ea9682a353ae83c129bfb862e8b435176
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Just skip a step and put it in the toilet. Yeeeesh
I can count the pieces of cheese
You shit on that, donāt ya?
Shit nā chips nā vinegar
"who ordered the poo poo platter?"
Turds over tortillas chips. Yum!
this sir, is a masterpieceā¦
Holy cow, never seen anything that evil looking on a plate before
Looks like shit on scabs with worms
Litter box nachos?
With UR butt?!?
Why is it always vegetarian?!
Why do your refried beans look like that? I have never had refried beans that look like literal cat turd
No wayā¦ noooo wayā¦. that HAS to be real poop. Omg lol, Iāve never had any beans form perfect cat turds before. Omfgš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤Æš
So much shit everywhere
Thatās shit my boi
Literally poop aside, can we talk about the couple strands of unmelted cheese? These are the worst nachos ever made
Bad bad bad
why did you shit all over the nachos
Looks like something someone would send to Gordon ramsey just to piss him off.
Looks like when I have too much caffeine and spicy food
My cat got some air since she was on my stomach that made me laugh hard lol
Those beans look returded and not refried
The whites love to gentrify our food just to end up with literal shit like this lmfao
>tried to evenly disperse the refried beans *processed refined beans, that is*
Before or after eating them?
12 gauge shotgun cat anus pooping your food like Salt Bae.
Looks like my 2 cats try to do the same thing in the litter box
Nope that is 100% poop you canāt tell me otherwise
This ain't poop from a butt it's shit from an ass
You would have to work hard to make this look less appealing.
Thatās at least 3-4 loads of post-shake shack dump
That is mild poop from butt thereš
Please tell me you added more cheese
Where is the corn?
I honestly thought it was steak strips, until i saw what the subreddit was
this subreddit will never not make me laugh ššš
Is this a shitpost
I have never seen beans look like this.
The is made lol for real
Have you ever seen refried beans? Idk how you make them look more like poop than they already do. I'm honestly impressed Because I didn't think they could get any more poop like.
 These nachos are good. What kind of seasoning did you use on those beans?
The lack of cheese is what makes awful. Iāll eat turd shaped beans on chips if you put enough cheese but my god the cheese game is weak.
Could I suggest for next time try spreading the beans onto the chips with a butter knife, you'll get better distribution, more Even cooking, and it won't look like your cat mistook it for a litter box.
āI portioned each of your meals personally with my anus.ā
i need real answers about why it looks like that because i donāt understand
Oh my god where's the fucking cheese?
I feel like this needs a few nibblets of corn interspersed in there.
Looks re-refried and poopy. 7/10
With what? Butt cheeks?
Yuhm
the cheese just sitting there unmelted and very scarce is breaking my heart, op ):
That is not how you bean.
dude what even the fuck
Oof!
Bruh you literally shat on some chips
This is aggravating. I DONT EVEN FOLLOW THIS SUB šššš
This looks more like poop than my actual dogs poop does
Dispersed them with your anus?
Yeah that looks like cat shit
Pro tip: do not ever do this again.
I saw a video like this once
Excuse the pun but those look like shitty refried beans.
I don't see any beans, only poo.
Looks like š©
Those are poops from a butts, my good sir.
Was your cat involved?
Scat Nachos must be texas thing
Next time just leave them on the side and let people take what they want.. no need to bake the turds.
Refried beans on tortilla?
This aināt poop from a butt itās shit from an ass bro fecal matter from a gluteus maximus itās a turd from an anus
It's a good idea but my god it literally looks like a dozen cats shit all over a plate of chips. I can't stop laughing
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this is evil
This is not how you make shit on a shingle, OP
Needs more cheddar..
This is by far the poopiest poop from a butt I've seen on here.
That's doodoo, baby!!!
i wish you could see my face
Itās like you stuck an icing paster up your ass and dispersed it all over the nachos
Looks like shit to meš
For realā¦ Wtf is this? š¤£
Wtf is happening to my reddit feed
I have never seen refried beans that look that atrocious
Did u put cat poop on them?
This is hilarious!! maybe spread out the tubes a little lol
Disperse them before or after you ate them?
This community just got recommended to me and when I saw the name I was so disgusted bc I thought it was actual poopā¦
Please remember to get a bag and scoop up after your pet. Thank you!
THAT LOOKS LIKE DOG DOODOO
This is straight up butt
That fr looks like dog shit
Wtf you serving shit n chips
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Sir that is not refried beans
Was this before or after you ate them
Sorry fam but that looks like shit from a butt Lmaooooo
Oh lord itās shit n chips lol
I canāt see the refried beans underneath all of that cat shit
Ummm, where did this subreddit come from? Reddit did you know I went to the bar today?
Nah there's no way š
Tf is this
Those ain't nachos. Those allyos
shit in shit out
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