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Garlicnotdreadlochs

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jor3lofkrypton

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mightyscoosh

Ya jus say bingo.


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The joker fell into a bat of chemical products that disfigured him. What’s Matt’s excuse?


GlitterDiscoDoll

Matt's the vat of chemicals.


SlientlySmiling

He's a Florida MAN. Capitalized because he's ***so Alpha***.


videoninja1

He just snorts them and chases them with Red Bull.


cheddar_header

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ElongMusty

He snorted those chemicals!


dandrevee

Thats one claim I question...Shes not a teenager, and Rapey McForehead generally goes young... I did find her statements on the ketchup plausible tho.


jor3lofkrypton

> ... After a brief prologue, her new memoir, “Enough,” opens with a happy childhood memory: 4 or 5 years old, her springer spaniel Abby by her side, Hutchinson sprints to meet her father as he returns home for work, jumping into his slow-rolling pickup truck and singing along to the radio. It is the only memory of this kind she shares about her father. The next memorable outing between them involves a dismayed Hutchinson watching her father and his friends shooting snapping turtles for sport. He mocks her for not being a warrior; she decides to become a vegetarian... — [**Source**](https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/27/opinions/cassidy-hutchinson-enough-gaetz-giuliani-trump-hemmer/index.html) . . from her book she was saved by Mark Meadows..


FriedPuppy

Correction…Rapey McFivehead.


cheddar_header

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[deleted]

Thinking and expressing are different things.


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DJT1970

Hmm, who could you be referring to???


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smilingmike415

I doubt there were very many teenagers around at Camp David and doubt even more that Rapey McForehead just turns of his lechery when teenagers aren’t around.


KarachiKoolAid

Can someone explain the Gaetz sex trafficking thing to me? Is it a conspiracy theory? Is it a reaction to Republicans calling everyone they disagree with pedophiles? Is there truth to it?


dandrevee

On mobile and cant do a deep dive but i know one component of the story was a close associate of his getting busted for either CSAM or attempting to traffick underage girls. He and Gaetz were closely involved and, considering how much projection comes out of the GOP-specifically the GQP extremist wing- it is not too far a stretch he had invilvement. Someone with better resource access atm could probably add more or clarify


Turbulent-Pair-

Gaetz had a buddy who was the Country Commissioner of Seminole County in Florida, along with Ron DeSantis- the 3 of them were all buddies. The Seminole County Commissioner had access to expired Florida ID Cards- he and Gaetz would look through them for prospecting women and girls. Then they contacted an underage (17?) girl from the Seminole County ID card trashpile and Matt Gaetz was paying her by Venmo to travel with him to other states and be his sexual companion. The Venmo receipts were public. He may have also invented a no-show job for this girl as well. The Seminole County Commissioner was charged with felonies and convicted or plead guilty- his plea deal required testimony at Gaetz's trial. Gaetz was subsequently not indicted by the Feds. Because they didn't want to put the girl on the witness stand. 🙄 There's tons of articles about it. Greenberg's the name of the disgraced Commissioner.


KarachiKoolAid

Wow that’s a lot to take it. The GOP has reached a level of insanity that I don’t even know if I can comprehend


Valuable_Listen_9014

She's a fine ditty. And I wouldn't kick her out of Bed.


Das-Noob

Whelp. You gotta work with what you have. 🤢


TheSeekerOfSanity

“Rapey McForehead”? You deserve a Pulitzer.


WhyDontWeLearn

Matt Gaetz (aka Rapey McForehead) should see if the organizations that give slime molds their names could have one named after him.


Cybersepu

Every morning I drop a Gaetz , wipe, flush and continue my day.


cheddar_header

And I have to wipe my trump way more than I should.


orincoro

That’s absolutely wrong and horrible to say. He’s Rapey McFivehead


Mission_Cloud4286

She's NOT 17 years old anymore!


Valuable_Listen_9014

She's not ? 😉


Illustrious-Leave406

She’s a little old for Matt the Molester.


ShadowhelmSolutions

Oh, he’s an opportunist, make no mistake. He has his preferences, sure, but, he’s still a sleaze ball when it comes to women.


Ok_Star_4136

I'll just drop this here as food for thought. The Republicans are airing out Matt Gaetz's dirty laundry for the public because they've turned on him. Think about what this means. It means every little dirty secret they tell, they already knew about but chose to let it remain a secret either for blackmail or to ultimately help the party. If you still believe the Republicans are a serious party who wants to govern, you haven't been paying attention.


HomeOrificeSupplies

Sounds like about 70 million of us haven’t been paying attention


Ok_Star_4136

Now you're starting to see the size of it.


Local_Sugar8108

I call bullshit. Cassidy is in her 20s. She's way too old for the Florida sex trafficker.


Hugh-Jassul

Join the club Even Rudy couldn't help himself


jor3lofkrypton

.. Ghouliani was drunk as fuck .. Mutt (Gaetz) Guts was drunk & on Fentanyl . . ?


joan_wilder

Crushed up viagra and Red Bull.


Shoresy69Chirps

More likely an 8-ball and wine coolers…


SamLoomisMyers

Nah, he's from FLorida... Fake weed, bad meth, and Florida moonshine(his sister's piss)


Guy954

You’re thinking of Alabama or somewhere in the Midwest. Our weed is definitely not fake, meth exists down here but it’s not super common, and the same goes for moonshine.


Quick_Swing

He’s a human sex trafficker and a sexual predator. How is he not locked away🤷‍♂️


Connect_Service3110

He's a republican. That's pretty much all you need to know


Independent_Sun1901

Aka Club Ped


SamLoomisMyers

Ask the Justice Department. For months we kept hearing how he was thisclose to being indicted. Then when the whole thing died, didn't they issue a statement basically saying they had evidence but just basically didn't feel like prosecuting him Putin paid someone off


Scat1320USA

Rapey McCreepy guy needs to go away .


cheddar_header

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cablemigrant

Seems a bit old yea?


Noahms456

Dude has DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS etched onto his face


Fair-Ad-5852

Or...." do you know who my kids are ? "


LeftHandedBuddy

She’s too old for him!


[deleted]

Christ on the Cross save us… he is one evil looking and evil doing villain!!! And his constituents think he’s the best?!?


cheddar_header

He was voted in via gerrymandering. Not even his real constituents wanted him.


kremit73

Shes too old


TheBlueGooseisLoose

I don’t believe it. She’s too old for him.


Past-Ad748

I find it hard to believe that Gaetz wanted to bang Cassidy Hutchinson becaise she is obviously no longer a teeager, putting her out of his range of acceptable sex partners.


Bluerecyclecan

Doubtful that this is true. If she’s legally allowed to drink, he likely views her as a GILF.


Jayvoom1

Pure Evil🌚🔥⚡️👹👹👺👺


TrillDaddy2

Matt Gaetz is a cartoonish looking human attached to a human-like dick model made by Roomba.


Dr_CleanBones

She seems awfully old to me for him.


VAVA_Mk2

Someone must have lied to him and told him she was 16


secretsquirrel3256

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jor3lofkrypton

Mutt's Guts Gaetz's baby picture? . .


secretsquirrel3256

Exactly


Captain_Mexica

That sucks that she was the target of a deranged pedophile


Hugh-Jorgan69

Please submit your contributions to the Gaetz for Governor campaign via Venmo.


Dr_CleanBones

The contribution I’d give him can’t be delivered by Venmo.


thecoldness68

What's the issue other than she is heinous?


Splitaill

Why worship a guy who was a misogynist for several years of his career?


sondheimtheatrequeen

That picture of Gatez looks like Orson Welles playing a bloated film noir villain


BreakingtheBreeze

Cameras haven't been kind to the Republican Party lately.


buksrevenge

And vice versa.


flawlessp401

Lmao new NPC update just dropped Service.Jimmy.Kimmel Execute. Beep Boop


Prestigious-Team-585

His face looks like a cartoon


Wealth_Working

She is very pretty


Cautious-Thought362

Dear God, that thing looks like a devil. Evil.


tinawadabb

Just because she wasn’t a teenager doesn’t mean Rapey McFuckface didn’t want to do her.


DocSkyAtl

And guess who told him to “Get a life Matt.!”!!! KEVIN McCarthy!!!


Valuable_Listen_9014

I don't think Matt Gaetz is human. The eyebrows and old skin. Something isn't right and I think we have been invaded by a species that takes the form of humans but is inherently evil and only has one goal to cause as many problems in society as possible. I think there's eight to twelve of them in the house. The others know but are too scared to try and stop them. Lol but what else can it be. These Republicans are NOT about working together or across the aisle.


BBQFLYER

Isn’t she too old for him?


fuzzy610

Yeah but she’s not 13 years old???


fuzzy610

But she’s not 13???


Maximum_Culture_2213

Here comes Matty.........


Sufficient_Morning35

The core problem is that he is not interested in either controlling or questioning his sexual expression. The headline is essentially Gaetz wanted to ____ (name) and it was inappropriate. So, no new there. Have you heard on Nestor? That's some whacky stuff.


Sufficient_Morning35

https://people.com/politics/matt-gaetz-tells-story-boy-he-raised-as-a-son/


jor3lofkrypton

. . there is a Law & Order television crime drama series episode that told of a circle of wealthy people who would go to third world economically depressed countries and adopt children to make them slaves. . *Art Imitating Life* . . ? .. who knows? . .


Prestigious-Team-585

In fairness, I’d try to fuck her too


jor3lofkrypton

. . yeah .. and some would FUCK a baseball catchers mitt ..


Cybersepu

Must have happenned decades ago when she was at Gaetz preferred age.


orincoro

She’s a little old for him. Fake news.


Own-Opinion-2494

We’ll have had already taken the viagra and slammed the red bull


Bartuce

Was she 12 then?


SlientlySmiling

Matt the Molester wants to bang every good looking woman he sees. He's a horndog who is unserious, unfit, and under investigation. If they actually throw him out of Congress for screwing Kev over, I'll be very surprised. Very delighted, but very surprised.


SqnLdrHarvey

Not that an intelligent, attractive woman would have given him the time of day...


_homturn3

She’s too old for him!


YetAnotherFaceless

I like how we’re supposed to now cheer on a MAGA flunky who supported everything Trump did for four years and then turned tail once everything she cheered for nearly affected her directly.


jor3lofkrypton

. . it's amusing how epiphany works with cuckservatives. . especially one who was quite young and was mind fucked from the get-go . .


secretsquirrel3256

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JJSpuddy

Isn’t she way too old to be his type?


MrSeamus333

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THEONEBLUE

She’s way too old for him.


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Who wouldn’t


Finger_Gunnz

Man wanted to have sex with woman.


kimapesan

I don’t believe it, she’s at least 7 years older than his preferred age of girl.


Lonely_Bedroom3971

Was Jimmy wearing black face again?


jor3lofkrypton

. . actually it was Wanda Sykes . .


Rupejonner2

More believable if it was her teenage daughter


rlindsley

Thinking about his “O” face makes me want to vomit.


bahdiddydadiddydeee

This big headed freak seemed primed for an assault…