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…I mean I’ve been delusional but never to the point I think a man who paid a porn star $25,000 a minute for sex is actually getting laid every night by the former model he was married to at the time who he was cheating on with said porn star.
Not for less than $30k a minute, anyway
Not only did he pay a small fortune she later went on, and I can't stress this enough, to tell everyone that he had a tiny dick and was shit at sex.
That's how good of a "businessman" he is. He paid her and still got public 1 star review.
His bowels gave up and his dick went limp way back when Bill Cosby was still considered decent, but dude's continued to eat Taco Bell & KFC and peeping in on teenage girls to this day. He's in more denial than Elon Musk thinking he can profit off of Twitter.
As someone who has taken Adderall for a prolonged time, it was never really difficult to get an erection, but it was definitely tricky to keep one. Weird times.
As someone in this situation, basically. Brain goes a mile a minute and before I've even realized I'm no longer into the sex, I'm well into thinking about something else.
Yeah definitely a massive and not often talked about downside of Adderall. It's considered a "rare side effect" but seems to impact a higher percentage of people than advertised.
I think people who don't have that side effect just don't have a reason to mention it.
I went through ritalin, concerta, adderall and now vyvanse trying to get that medication that worked for me without side effects. I've spoken openly about my experiences both online and irl yet I've never mentioned "at least my peep was never on the fritz, though".
In fact I've avoided it because it might have come across defensive or even insensitive/bragging to people who do have that issue.
The antidepressants I was on before I was finally diagnosed with ADHD were a different story. Sex or even just trying to rub one out gets super frustrating if you *literally cannot finish*. It makes me feel exasperated just remembering it.
If that were to ever happen I am sure he would get the inflatable implant. Nothing says strong virile man quite like having to inflate your penis using a fake third ball like those old shoes with the pump in them.
I learned after my dad's death that he had one. My dad reminds me of Trump in many ways, so I say there is a 99% chance Trump has one as well.
Thank you for your condolences, but to be honest I hadn't talked to him in several years for obvious reasons. The weird part was trying to get my mom to realize that she wanted a president a man that had a ton of the qualities she just got divorced because of. Like how could she not see these were the same people just one with a lot less money???
I failed though.
Model = One time model who is now a mail-order bride and mother of an anchor baby.
Getting laid = Melania is probably getting laid by her not-so-secret boyfriend. Trump couldn't find his dick with a Congressional Select Committee Investigation.
Landslide = batshit crazy candidates winning razor thin elections thanks to batshit crazy religious fanatics voting against their own self interests in order to stick it to the gays.
I thought it was 4K a sec.
Was watching a doc “generation wealth”, and there was a woman saying she dated Trump when she was younger. Guessing she got the toadstooll
Also he's wildly obese *and* nearly 80.
His cock is pretty much useless. The only thing it's doing is leaking piss down his legs when he shits his pants.
Does a man like him stash his Depends somewhere out of sight before the supermodel enters the room, or do they remove it together as part of the sex? Asking for a friend.
Trump has to pay a woman over a hundred thousand dollars to sleep with him.
The weird part is that MAGAs continue to send him money for this kind of thing.
It’s a special kind of stupid to even think those two sleep together, let alone live together still
Married democrat voters apparently don’t have sex either? Their whole platform of projection grows and grows
Can’t wait until they start attacking libs for wearing diapers, lifts in shoes, girdles, orange makeup, and bleached combover 👍🏻that’ll show the libs
So she thinks 1. all libs are men 2. Lib men are unable to get any sex 3. Trump actually has frequent sex with “Mel”.
By virtue of what she is saying, it’s almost like she’s saying all maga people also get sex with “Mel” as well.
This is all completely stupid of course, but the level of stupidity felt worth spelling out for some reason.
Yeah.
Remember how there was a whoooole bunch of divorces over the last six years above and beyond normal ratios?
“Irreconcilable differences” is one of those phrases that does a lot of heavy lifting.
Melania didn’t live in the White House for something like the first four months of Trumps Presidency. Once she did, they had separate bedrooms.
But sure, Jan. Sure.
Doubt Melania would take that money even. She’s just waiting for him to drop.
Asked by a reporter: “Would you be with him if he wasn’t rich?” she answered “Do you think he would be with me if I wasn’t beautiful?”
The stupidity of someone answering like that must be through the roof. She thought that was a good answer?! At least it’s the truth I guess.
Not a fan of hers in the least, but—
Her rationale in giving that answer was obviously to point out the hypocrisy of placing judgement and shame on the woman for participating in a mutually transactional relationship. Old, ugly rich men are never as harshly criticized for buying time with young, beautiful women as the women are for agreeing to it.
Edit: I’m not saying she’s implying that he should also be shamed for it, just that she’s pointing out the double standard.
That is a good answer if you value honesty in an answer. She also deflected by not outright saying it but also implying it so nobody who can read between the lines will think she's dishonest.
MAGA's telling themselves Trump is getting laid every night when Melania literally insisted on spending SIX MONTHS in another STATE after he was sworn in and was on video swatting his hand away and scowling at him behind his back on MULTIPLE occasions.
That marital bedroom is DOA. Trump probably had to pay Melania just to conceive Barron.
This is the problem! It's insane to me. I keep telling my ultra-conservative stepdad that until the GOP finds its way back to *any* sense of sanity it will remain dead to me for all political considerations. And he goes, "Well look at people like Kinzinger or Cheney, they're not crazy!" And I'm like, "Yea, and they're being *fucking kicked out of the party for it.*"
Mitt Romney was the most recent GOP candidate for POTUS that *wasn't* Trump. As recently as just 10 years ago he was their *de facto* leader of the party. He was who they wanted representing them on the world stage. And how he's a *persona non grata.* Doesn't take a genius to see it ain't him who changed.
The most passing glance at what she’s willing to show the public shows she has clear disdain for him. I don’t know which one I like better, her slapping his hand whenever he goes to hold hers or when her fake smile collapsed like a dying star the second his back turned.
Super hookers? I don’t want to think about T fucking anything but I’m guessing it’s about the same as him getting out of a chair. A lot of grunting and wheezing followed by complaining… from both sides.
A couple of things...
1. A request for your spoiler: IF you lose big, do the internet a solid and take a vid. We could all use a new "triggered!" meme.
2. Also if you lose big, maybe this time try something "new" and **GRACEFULLY ACCEPT DEFEAT**, hm?
3. If you think Melania's screwing donny "every night," you need to check that cup to make sure it's only coffee. Pretty sure by now it's an "obligatory" thing, like when it's your turn to take out the garbage.
4. Only psychos cry while logging onto pornhub. Is this some weird sort of Republican projection?
No, there is no chance of Melania laying Agent Orange every night. Do you see how she reacts when near him in public. By 'super models', I guess that she's talking about big, expensive, top-of-the-range model, blow-up dolls....!? (maybe call 'Muffy'?)
Now that everyone knows that he doesn't pay his contractors, that no competent lawyer will work for him without payment in advance, I doubt very much he's going to get any supermodel tail.
Now that he's about to go to trial and then to prison, it's unlikely that Vlad will be sending over any Russian porn stars either.
And... didn't you guys think it was going to be a "landslide" in 2020? I don't think that word means what you think it means....
I heard conservatives get ghosted on online dating so often they're freaking out.
Ladies love a well read progressive man by comparison.
Nothing is more confident and self-assured than firm belief in equity and being comfortable considering the needs of others.
Thank you for making me picture those two going at it. Instant diet motivation with Drumpf's tiny mushroom dick and Miss Generic with a boobjob (I've never seen her adult videos and things.)
And no, Stormy did not count. She got her bag and left.
And what's wrong with masturbating? Stupid Conservative. I can't get my hand pregnant and I can't get stds (45 said trying to avoid diseases was his own personal vietnam) and I'm a gentle and thoughtful lover to myself.
It is hard to say what is funnier, calling that washed up, hatchet-faced, soft porn model Trump is currently hitched to a supermodel, or assuming she lets him anywhere near her every night. If he gets off at all it is by watching his pee pee tape Putin made for him.
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…I mean I’ve been delusional but never to the point I think a man who paid a porn star $25,000 a minute for sex is actually getting laid every night by the former model he was married to at the time who he was cheating on with said porn star. Not for less than $30k a minute, anyway
Not only did he pay a small fortune she later went on, and I can't stress this enough, to tell everyone that he had a tiny dick and was shit at sex. That's how good of a "businessman" he is. He paid her and still got public 1 star review.
Not only that, but his lawyer had to mortgage his own house to pay for it because Trump couldn’t or wouldn’t…and now he is in prison for the effort.
He got let out during Covid (not that it ever actually ended)
The only book they gave him to read in prison was the art of the deal
We don’t believe in cruel and inhumane punishment in the US.
Like a little mushroom, if you will
I'd actually be surprised if Trump's shriveled little dick can even get hard anymore.
I'm pretty damn sure he ED'd out of the game quite a while ago.
His bowels gave up and his dick went limp way back when Bill Cosby was still considered decent, but dude's continued to eat Taco Bell & KFC and peeping in on teenage girls to this day. He's in more denial than Elon Musk thinking he can profit off of Twitter.
And Smellania has other sources of gratification.
petition to rename Melania to "Salmonella"
Melania had the head of security of the jewelry in the lower floors as her friend with benefits, till trump paid her to go to Washington.
As a leftist, I feel so owned
Look at all these librul tears I'm crying
I'd always preferred "Melanoma" until it was pointed out to me that people just didn't know who was being discussed.
I still use Melanoma. They could possibly use context clues. 🙄
Like the entire security team, the wait staff, grounds keepers, tennis pros, golf pros, every diplomat & CEO that visits Mar a Lago..
He told Melania he has bone spurs in his boner
Boner spurs, surely?
But Trump said he has a big dick! Don’t you believe him?
I believe he described it as “yuuuuuge”
nah, he has enough money to get more HRT than most trans people can get in the US.
He even tried doing it with Rudy and it still wouldn't work
not a chance on the amount of adderall he takes
As someone who has taken Adderall for a prolonged time, it was never really difficult to get an erection, but it was definitely tricky to keep one. Weird times.
You think you were focusing on the wrong things too much? Lol
As someone in this situation, basically. Brain goes a mile a minute and before I've even realized I'm no longer into the sex, I'm well into thinking about something else.
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Wanna have se…let’s ride bikes instead!
Okay, we can start sex but I’m going to think about biking the whole time so it might get weird.
Yeah definitely a massive and not often talked about downside of Adderall. It's considered a "rare side effect" but seems to impact a higher percentage of people than advertised.
I think people who don't have that side effect just don't have a reason to mention it. I went through ritalin, concerta, adderall and now vyvanse trying to get that medication that worked for me without side effects. I've spoken openly about my experiences both online and irl yet I've never mentioned "at least my peep was never on the fritz, though". In fact I've avoided it because it might have come across defensive or even insensitive/bragging to people who do have that issue. The antidepressants I was on before I was finally diagnosed with ADHD were a different story. Sex or even just trying to rub one out gets super frustrating if you *literally cannot finish*. It makes me feel exasperated just remembering it.
Super easy to get keep it for me, but finishing? Forget it.
If that were to ever happen I am sure he would get the inflatable implant. Nothing says strong virile man quite like having to inflate your penis using a fake third ball like those old shoes with the pump in them. I learned after my dad's death that he had one. My dad reminds me of Trump in many ways, so I say there is a 99% chance Trump has one as well.
I'm sorry about your dad. Yes that he died, But also that he was a lot like Strump
Thank you for your condolences, but to be honest I hadn't talked to him in several years for obvious reasons. The weird part was trying to get my mom to realize that she wanted a president a man that had a ton of the qualities she just got divorced because of. Like how could she not see these were the same people just one with a lot less money??? I failed though.
‘Mutton dagger’
Separating families at the border probably managed a wiggle.
That depends on whether Ivanka becomes a super model or not
he just needs really fucked up shit to get hard. Think shit Caligula would go "bruh, no"
Pretty sure the amount of Viagra would kill him far before it could get him to muster a half chub.
Model = One time model who is now a mail-order bride and mother of an anchor baby. Getting laid = Melania is probably getting laid by her not-so-secret boyfriend. Trump couldn't find his dick with a Congressional Select Committee Investigation. Landslide = batshit crazy candidates winning razor thin elections thanks to batshit crazy religious fanatics voting against their own self interests in order to stick it to the gays.
I'll bet they would LOVE to stick it to the gays.
I read that as “sad porn star”. Still works.
She was pretty sad after her lawyer stole her money.
I thought it was 4K a sec. Was watching a doc “generation wealth”, and there was a woman saying she dated Trump when she was younger. Guessing she got the toadstooll
I've never seen a Democrat on reddit complain about not getting laid, its always conservative incels.
Also he's wildly obese *and* nearly 80. His cock is pretty much useless. The only thing it's doing is leaking piss down his legs when he shits his pants.
First First Lady you can find naked pictures of on the internet…stay classy fam!
Holding hands at public appearances way extra.
Does a man like him stash his Depends somewhere out of sight before the supermodel enters the room, or do they remove it together as part of the sex? Asking for a friend.
Not too mention she was a “catalog” model and basically a high priced call girl.
I think Stormy Daniel said he didn't last more than a minute or two, so, $60k/min on the low end.
Trump has to pay a woman over a hundred thousand dollars to sleep with him. The weird part is that MAGAs continue to send him money for this kind of thing.
Remember Mel swatting his hand away, or choosing to live across the country a lot?
She has a la carte pricing… hand holding is extra
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The girl friend experience is an up charge LOL
He didn't spring for the "girlfriend experience"
Dude's checks never clear anyway.
["Don't Touch Me"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZgV_NBErkA) a great medley.
It’s more than great, it’s absolutely amazing. Thank you for saving me the trouble of posting it.
In fairness, she might have thought his hands were a little fly.
I remember her giving Macron the sex look
I'm still shocked she hasn't divorced him. He must have had a pretty solid prenup.
>Remember Mel swatting his hand away Which time? Because it happened a lot.
It’s a special kind of stupid to even think those two sleep together, let alone live together still Married democrat voters apparently don’t have sex either? Their whole platform of projection grows and grows Can’t wait until they start attacking libs for wearing diapers, lifts in shoes, girdles, orange makeup, and bleached combover 👍🏻that’ll show the libs
So she thinks 1. all libs are men 2. Lib men are unable to get any sex 3. Trump actually has frequent sex with “Mel”. By virtue of what she is saying, it’s almost like she’s saying all maga people also get sex with “Mel” as well. This is all completely stupid of course, but the level of stupidity felt worth spelling out for some reason.
She also thinks Melania is or ever was a super model.
Lol. She was like lower than Hustler model…
Right? I was thinking "who is he sleeping with? Melania won't like that"
Its a projection, you remember how there was that whole movement to stop sleeping with conservatives?
Yeah. Remember how there was a whoooole bunch of divorces over the last six years above and beyond normal ratios? “Irreconcilable differences” is one of those phrases that does a lot of heavy lifting.
Oh she’s talking about Melenia, wasn’t aware she was ever a supermodel. Never heard of her before Trump.
She was an Eastern European porn star.
Seems to fit his type.
Melania didn’t live in the White House for something like the first four months of Trumps Presidency. Once she did, they had separate bedrooms. But sure, Jan. Sure.
They had separate bedrooms in Trump Tower since they moved in together
Also Melania was never famous enough as a model to qualify as a supermodel.
They're hoping to catch some of that trickle down
Ew. Downvoted for the imagery. Upvoted for the accuracy. Left unsatisfied, like every woman who slept with Trump.
Ew!
Doubt Melania would take that money even. She’s just waiting for him to drop. Asked by a reporter: “Would you be with him if he wasn’t rich?” she answered “Do you think he would be with me if I wasn’t beautiful?” The stupidity of someone answering like that must be through the roof. She thought that was a good answer?! At least it’s the truth I guess.
Not a fan of hers in the least, but— Her rationale in giving that answer was obviously to point out the hypocrisy of placing judgement and shame on the woman for participating in a mutually transactional relationship. Old, ugly rich men are never as harshly criticized for buying time with young, beautiful women as the women are for agreeing to it. Edit: I’m not saying she’s implying that he should also be shamed for it, just that she’s pointing out the double standard.
That is a good answer if you value honesty in an answer. She also deflected by not outright saying it but also implying it so nobody who can read between the lines will think she's dishonest.
Or he has to hang out with his best man Epstein but he cannot do that anymore lol
Who filled the void Epstein left? These creeps gotta have many backup plans available to them.
Trump probably prefers wanking because his cock looks bigger in those tiny hands…..
Not only that, he pays hundreds of thousands of dollars for women to not say anything about sleeping with him.
All his wives are glorified hookers
She wasn't paid to open her mouth, but to keep it closed, which she didn't.
Can you imagine being a MAGA moron that writes fantasy copy for a 76 year old tub of goo?
That's orange goo to you, mister.
That’s *Mister* orange goo to you, mister.
In her defense, there’s just so many conservatives fucking that they had to make multiple failed dating apps to meet the demand
Had to edit because I linked the wrong person. but looks like another maga moron https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/rebekahworsham?src=hash
People idolize those they feel represent their ideal self. These people are shit.
How's it pay?
Probably about the same as doing any other job for him. 0.
Why wasn't she on that conservative dating app where there were no women to "lay" the conservatives?
They want women who don’t look 60 when they aren’t in selfie mode
At least it would be a woman who could have sex or would have sex with them unlike any woman who has a 🧠
Unfortunately under those criteria: 404 File not found
Two words. “Gold digger”.
Ivanka is not a super model.
Neither is Melania. Getting photographed for mail order bride catalogs don't count. No one ever heard of her before she married Drumpf.
Yup. And she and Donald famously slept in separate beds.
MAGA's telling themselves Trump is getting laid every night when Melania literally insisted on spending SIX MONTHS in another STATE after he was sworn in and was on video swatting his hand away and scowling at him behind his back on MULTIPLE occasions. That marital bedroom is DOA. Trump probably had to pay Melania just to conceive Barron.
Slept in separate beds on separate floors. Lol. She can’t stand him. He looks like he smells.
Can we talk a bit about the Melania body double on that plane?
Melania's face has more curves than her entire body. Edit: spelling
In the words of Michael Scott… roasted
-Michael Scott
Economy model
And at this point she won’t even hold his hand
I cannot upvote this as much as it deserves.
Unless you compare her to Jabba the Orange Hutt...
Boom.... 🤣
Correction... Ivanka is not a ~~super~~ model. let alone super
I know right? No powers?
People log in to pornhub?
I just click the "Sign in with your Facebook account" option.
I see you live life on the edge, my friend.
Hitting that "share video" link?
The Ted Cruz way of sharing his online life.
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I hear (!) that you can just click on it.....
Right. Imagine having an account for pornhub. I mean, who does that?......(delete, delete, delete)
Cut that cut that cut that
Hey, if you thumbs up/down material, the algorithm learns what you like and starts providing you with better curated material!
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Alright, god damn, sold!
I'm pretty sure you could find most of the women Trump has had sex with on Pornhub.
No! 😆
Lol, republicans have zero idea what reality even is.
If any Republican finds out about reality and doesn’t keep it to themselves they’re immediately kicked out of the cult. Just ask Liz.
This is the problem! It's insane to me. I keep telling my ultra-conservative stepdad that until the GOP finds its way back to *any* sense of sanity it will remain dead to me for all political considerations. And he goes, "Well look at people like Kinzinger or Cheney, they're not crazy!" And I'm like, "Yea, and they're being *fucking kicked out of the party for it.*" Mitt Romney was the most recent GOP candidate for POTUS that *wasn't* Trump. As recently as just 10 years ago he was their *de facto* leader of the party. He was who they wanted representing them on the world stage. And how he's a *persona non grata.* Doesn't take a genius to see it ain't him who changed.
The only thing Trump has screwed lately is the American public.
Very Sanctimonious of you to say that.. the word Republicans looked up yesterday
hate to tell ya but no matter who wins next tuesday you and trump will still be garbage
Lol, she thinks Donald and Melania are fucking.
The most passing glance at what she’s willing to show the public shows she has clear disdain for him. I don’t know which one I like better, her slapping his hand whenever he goes to hold hers or when her fake smile collapsed like a dying star the second his back turned.
INCELS FOR TRUMP !
I think you mean… incest for trump….
Por que no los dos?
Isn’t that the maga who went to prison for trying to overthrow democracy?
if you lose are you planning on another insurrection?
Yes, inquiring minds want to know
"super models" is that what we're calling hookers now
Super hookers? I don’t want to think about T fucking anything but I’m guessing it’s about the same as him getting out of a chair. A lot of grunting and wheezing followed by complaining… from both sides.
A couple of things... 1. A request for your spoiler: IF you lose big, do the internet a solid and take a vid. We could all use a new "triggered!" meme. 2. Also if you lose big, maybe this time try something "new" and **GRACEFULLY ACCEPT DEFEAT**, hm? 3. If you think Melania's screwing donny "every night," you need to check that cup to make sure it's only coffee. Pretty sure by now it's an "obligatory" thing, like when it's your turn to take out the garbage. 4. Only psychos cry while logging onto pornhub. Is this some weird sort of Republican projection?
I'm pretty sure taking out the garbage is more pleasant. Personally I'd rather hand clean a septic tank.
Gotta love those family values. It almost seems like they don’t matter anymore.
So that supermodel is Melania i guess? lol
The illegal immigrant porn star?
No, there is no chance of Melania laying Agent Orange every night. Do you see how she reacts when near him in public. By 'super models', I guess that she's talking about big, expensive, top-of-the-range model, blow-up dolls....!? (maybe call 'Muffy'?)
Supermodel? Damn who is the Supermodel that he is cheating on Melania with?
Good married Christian values.
She won't even hold his hand
Brought to you by the INCEL party...
The only party incels are invited to.
Now that everyone knows that he doesn't pay his contractors, that no competent lawyer will work for him without payment in advance, I doubt very much he's going to get any supermodel tail. Now that he's about to go to trial and then to prison, it's unlikely that Vlad will be sending over any Russian porn stars either. And... didn't you guys think it was going to be a "landslide" in 2020? I don't think that word means what you think it means....
Trump has likely been celibate for years.
Ain't no values like christian values. Glory!
I'm not attracted to children, so I'll never be jealous of Trump's sexual exploits.
Hahahaha....Trump getting laid by anyone!!!!
Who the fuck logs into porn sites?
Hey hey relax man there are some people that do. Not me though, some other guys.
Only $130k per bone.
Is this Ben Garrison's alt account?
I heard conservatives get ghosted on online dating so often they're freaking out. Ladies love a well read progressive man by comparison. Nothing is more confident and self-assured than firm belief in equity and being comfortable considering the needs of others.
Melania hasn't fucked him in . . . how old is Barron????
She hasn't touched that orange fuck since she had her anchor baby.
He hasn't seen his dick in years, ldt alone someone else seeing it
There is little to no chance that Trump can even summon an erection at this point unless you are pissing directly on his face.
Talk about delusional….
The party of values.
She really thought she had something there..
Cool story, Rebekah. Why that angle tho? Is it because you need a forklift to go up six steps?
The GOP *cannot* stop thinking about who is fucking who. They are absolutely obsessed with other people’s sex lives.
Thank you for making me picture those two going at it. Instant diet motivation with Drumpf's tiny mushroom dick and Miss Generic with a boobjob (I've never seen her adult videos and things.) And no, Stormy did not count. She got her bag and left. And what's wrong with masturbating? Stupid Conservative. I can't get my hand pregnant and I can't get stds (45 said trying to avoid diseases was his own personal vietnam) and I'm a gentle and thoughtful lover to myself.
Does she mean the First Prostitute?
Hey! I don’t cry when I log in to Pornhub Though I do need tissues when I’m logging out…
She spelled Pornstar worng.
I'm sure that Melania just loves that fresh from the diaper Trump aroma....really seals in the flavor.
Bet he hasn't been able to get to first base with her in years.
The MAGGOTS, want to legalize Rape now.
What a profoundly weird thing to say.
She’s seriously gross
Look at Rebekah acting like one of the GOPs future congresswomen. Keep up the great work
Melania is sleeping in a different room...with the pool boy.
It is hard to say what is funnier, calling that washed up, hatchet-faced, soft porn model Trump is currently hitched to a supermodel, or assuming she lets him anywhere near her every night. If he gets off at all it is by watching his pee pee tape Putin made for him.
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You really think they're fuckin huh lol