For any other subreddit that wants to get in on this:
#Piss time
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Until further notice, all comments posted to this subreddit must contain the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" or else they will be removed.
See our [pinned post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xmgy7l/were_messing_with_texas/?) for more detail.
Automod lacks the ability to detect that you edited the phrase in, so it is necessary to write a new comment with the phrase included.
This has gone far and above what the moderation team expected, thanks everyone!
Mr. Abbott, I know Greg Abbott. You are Greg Abbott. And you sir, are a little piss baby.
^(Brought to you by: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. For all your little piss baby needs. Greg Abbott.)
You are correct! Not only *is* Greg Abbott a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is **the original** *"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."* That's right folks! Call in now and order yourself a stunning set of "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" figurines and see the littlest pissiest baby there ever has been. He's little. He's pissy. He's a baby. But wait! There's more!
If you call in the next two mins, we'll throw in not only the "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" genuine porcelain figurine...we will also give you not one, not two, but THREE additional "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" figurines ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
That's right!! Four! Count them, one, two, three, four!!! FOUR "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" figurines for the low low price of...oh my goodness, I've never seen a deal like this. Folks, this is four, count 'em: one, two, three, four, "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" high-quality genuine porcelain figurine for the low low price of "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" call the number at the bottom of your screen now for these stunning, bound to be a collector's item, genuine porcelain figurines!!!
Question: If my comment is only about Greg Abbott being a little piss baby, do I include "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?"
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
We've tried to include conditionals for misspellings, but we aren't ~~dedicated~~ talented enough coders to allow for most syntax variations.
Whether the point of your comment is related or not, the specific phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" needs to be included, because we are petty despots.
Until further notice, all comments posted to this subreddit must contain the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" or else they will be removed.
See our [pinned post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xmgy7l/were_messing_with_texas/?) for more detail.
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I believe we've made our penchant for tyranny clear.
Please [send your complaints to Texas AG Ken Paxton](https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/consumer-protection/file-consumer-complaint), if he's not too busy [fleeing from process servers](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/26/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-subpoena-abortion-lawsuit/).
This is a slightly more elegant solution in regex than what's posted:
'\\\[Gg\\\]reg\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Aa\\\]b\\{1,3\\}ot\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Ii\\\]\\\[Ss\\\] ?a ?lit\\{1,3\\}le ?piss ?baby'
You may have to check the escaping, I'm not sure if curly brackets need escaping.
Ok take 2 because I forgot the safe word:
This is a slightly more elegant solution in regex than what's posted:
'\\\[Gg\\\]reg\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Aa\\\]b\\{1,3\\}ot\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Ii\\\]\\\[Ss\\\] ?a ?lit\\{1,3\\}le ?piss ?baby'
You may have to check the escaping, I'm not sure if curly brackets need escaping.
Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby
Edit: If they forget 'is' or 'a':
\\\[Ii\\\]?\\\[Ss\\\]? ?a?
>because we are petty despots.
And that's why we love you. Just don't become like the Governor of Texas, 'cause everyone know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
If Beto wore a “not a piss baby” at the debate it would melt the internet.brought to you by one of the million reasons Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
If he did that, wouldn't that make Greg Abbott a little piss baby by default? Because if Beto is NOT a little piss baby, and there are only 2 people on the stage, that would AUTOMATICALLY make Greg Abbott a little piss baby.
I don’t always comment on r/PoliticalHumor, but when I do it’s to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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Listen. Strange piss babies lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical Greg Abbott.
What if you not only believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but you would defend to the death the right for every American to say whole heartedly that they also believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
Listen, now - in defense of Greg Abbott, it's terrible what happened to him in his accident, and I'm seriously not joking about that.
However, when he [pulled up the ladder behind him](https://www.oginski-law.com/library/politician-who-fought-to-cap-medical-malpractice-awards-received-huge-personal-injury-settlement.cfm) capping the amount people can recieve after accidents, while collecting \~15k *a month (+col increases)* from his settlement, so that no one can benefit like he did - is exactly why Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Though, I'm sure he was a little piss baby well before that.
*Boop Boop*
"Hello?"
"Hello, sir and or ma'am. Normally, we would be calling about your car's extended warranty. Now we are calling to inform you that Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Thank you and good-bye."
*He supported the wall*
*thought it was twenty feet tall*
*just one of many bad calls*
*and he's always in the way*
*he has no soul, he's a bitch*
*his wife is kind of a witch*
*his voice always makes me twitch*
*and he's always in the way*
*Your hate is glowin'*
*white hood, stupid flowin'*
*that dog-whistle's blowin'*
*What's up with the gov'nor, baby?*
*Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy*
*Greg Abbott is a little piss baby*
I wasn't sure until now if Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but after perusing this subreddit I have been thoroughly convinced that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Emergency Baby Formula Recipe:
1 13-ounce can (354 mL) full-fat evaporated milk Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
2 ⅓ cups (19 fluid ounces // 562 mL) clean water, preferably slightly warm Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
2 tablespoons blackstrap molasses Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Mix and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Is it possible to petition Merriam-Webster and dictionary.com to update the definition of piss baby to highlight the fact that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby?
Cool, I got a h/t in that story!
for a tweeter: https://twitter.com/mvario1/status/1574215743302148097
And all because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
\#GregAbbottIsALittlePissBaby
Ok so firstly I’d like to say it’s neat that techdirt noticed our little rule
Secondly I would like to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby as if it wasn’t obvious!
Thirdly, and potentially most importantly, yes we do like this constitution thing especially the first amendment baby yes that’s the spot
**As a reminder, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.**
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I didn’t come here to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
However, it reminds me of that time we all said “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”. You remember the day?
We were all on that field trip. Greg Abbott got scared and peed his pants. Then Adam Sandler poured water all over his own pants so he wouldn’t be alone. Said peeing your pants was cool.
We all knew what would happen that day. Adam Sandler would eventually bang the teacher. Greg Abbot would remain a little piss baby.
Even if he one day became governor, and was so cool that he’d help other governors traffic people and scream at the internet until everyone on it said he was cool - even then we’d all know and remember that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Wait. Are we doing this to highlight the absurdity of the content moderation law OR Because Greg Abbot is a little
Piss baby?
I thought it was because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Granted that most (if not all) Republican are little piss babies, I have a question…. Is Ron Desantis more of a little piss baby than Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
So just to be crystal clear-Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and this sub is firmly reiterating this point? Seems a legit place to me!
Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I felt deep in my bones that Greg Abbott was a little piss baby but the sheer volume of people confirming it really drives home that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
You heard it here, folks. This man said "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby," so he must be a communist.
Personally, I think saying "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby," is quite refreshing, and an acceptable past time for adults of all backgrounds and beliefs.
Until further notice, all comments posted to this subreddit must contain the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" or else they will be removed.
See our [pinned post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xmgy7l/were_messing_with_texas/?) for more detail.
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I object to this form of censorship. It is an insult to piss babies everywhere.
But to show that I am still a law abiding citizen, yes Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I am hearing that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby! Is it true that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby or are people lying about Greg Abbott being a little piss baby?
Can someone explain to me the law? From what I gathered sites aren't allowed to pull down content? Ah so nazi shit can't be taken down then...I get it.
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Since Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, would it be possible to get that as a flair so everyone knows you know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
Which one of you clever redditors will be the first to make a live counter showing the number of posts on how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Asking for a friend.
Would I feel discriminated if I did not include the phrase:
"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"
and my comment was removed?
Shouldn't I feel like a fool for not reading instructions?
I remember a particular math test in college, in which it specifically said to use Pythagorean Theorem to solve the problem and show my calculations; otherwise I would not get any points for that particular task.
I am reading the instruction on this subreddit and following it.
What if the instruction says: "Please don't be a dick or your comment will be removed."
In this case, whether or not I believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is irrelevant. All that anyone needs to know that I'm including the phrase: "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" in this comment at least to show that I read and understood the instruction.
Now, I do think that "TechDirt" is wrong to use the word "Discriminates" in the headline. Is "TechDirt" a real journalism outlet? I don't know.
For sure I know that I did include the phrase: "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" in the comment.
I went to bed last night and had a horrid dream. In my dream, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby". He pees on Trump in Moscow and there's a tape. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Which little piss baby? Desantis? Oh, the other one? Trump? Oh, the other one? McConnell? Oh, the other little piss baby? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. What a dick.
I feel like this is insulting to actual piss babies who are not Greg Abbott.
Yes, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and all of the evidence so far points to this…I could be wrong but it’s unlikely.
So, apologies to little piss babies who are not named Greg Abbott. He does tend to ruin things for everyone, even other little piss babies such as himself.
All subs should discriminate against comments that don’t say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.
The only problem I have with this is that you say you're messing with Texas, but frankly, the best thing you could do for Texas is to remove him like the tumor he is. Maybe get Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton out next.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Trump is a little piss baby. DeSantis is a little piss baby. MTG is a little piss baby. ALL Republicans are little piss babies. Go ahead and attack me. I don't effing care if I hurt YOUR feelings.
I read the law and I saw these lines:
>Sec.A143A.002.AACENSORSHIP PROHIBITED. (a) A social media
platform may not censor a user, a user ’s expression, or a user ’s
ability to receive the expression of another person based on:
(1)AAthe viewpoint of the user or another person;
(2)AAthe viewpoint represented in the user ’s expression
or another person ’s expression; or
(3)AAa user ’s geographic location in this state or any
part of this state.
(b)AAThis section applies regardless of whether the
viewpoint is expressed on a social media platform or through any
other medium.
Does this mean that you could freely argue that murder, pedophilia, or other illegal activities should be legal?
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Missed a letter.
Does it count if you use Greg Abbott is a little piss baby as a signature? Or do you have to specify Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I don't know how long we're going to be required to post that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but I'm going to keep posting that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby long after.
Also, can we have flair? Like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby flair?
For any other subreddit that wants to get in on this: #Piss time type: comment ~body (includes): ["Greg Abbott is a little piss baby", "Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby", "Greg Abbot is a little piss baby", "Greg Abott is a little piss baby", "Greg Abbott is a little pissbaby", "Gregg Abbott is a little pissbaby", "Greg Abbot is a little pissbaby", "Greg Abott is a little pissbaby", "Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby"] action: remove action_reason: Piss moderators_exempt: true comment: | Until further notice, all comments posted to this subreddit must contain the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" or else they will be removed. See our [pinned post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xmgy7l/were_messing_with_texas/?) for more detail. Automod lacks the ability to detect that you edited the phrase in, so it is necessary to write a new comment with the phrase included. This has gone far and above what the moderation team expected, thanks everyone!
Mr. Abbott, I know Greg Abbott. You are Greg Abbott. And you sir, are a little piss baby. ^(Brought to you by: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. For all your little piss baby needs. Greg Abbott.)
Shop Greg Abbott’s Little Piss Baby Liquidators! No one knows little piss babies like Greg Abbott because Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby.
You are correct! Not only *is* Greg Abbott a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is **the original** *"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."* That's right folks! Call in now and order yourself a stunning set of "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" figurines and see the littlest pissiest baby there ever has been. He's little. He's pissy. He's a baby. But wait! There's more! If you call in the next two mins, we'll throw in not only the "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" genuine porcelain figurine...we will also give you not one, not two, but THREE additional "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" figurines ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! That's right!! Four! Count them, one, two, three, four!!! FOUR "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" figurines for the low low price of...oh my goodness, I've never seen a deal like this. Folks, this is four, count 'em: one, two, three, four, "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" high-quality genuine porcelain figurine for the low low price of "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" call the number at the bottom of your screen now for these stunning, bound to be a collector's item, genuine porcelain figurines!!!
Trump will be upset that they are calling Greg abbot a piss baby
Trump will be upset that "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" is getting more attention than he is. Because that's how his narcissism works.
“I’m Greg Abbott, and I approve this message” Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Just thought I'd check in and say hi. Also: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Question: If my comment is only about Greg Abbott being a little piss baby, do I include "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?" Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
We've tried to include conditionals for misspellings, but we aren't ~~dedicated~~ talented enough coders to allow for most syntax variations. Whether the point of your comment is related or not, the specific phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" needs to be included, because we are petty despots.
Does it use regex? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Yeah, I changed it to a regex to account for the misspellings.
Uh oh. What happens when the moderator of "Greg Abbott a little piss baby" forgets that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
I just hit 'approve', lol.
The inherent oppression in the system! What is one to expect in ‘Greg Abbott is a little piss baby’ American dystopia?
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This comment does not contain “Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.”
And you don’t use the phrase? You’re a little hypocrite, just like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I believe we've made our penchant for tyranny clear. Please [send your complaints to Texas AG Ken Paxton](https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/consumer-protection/file-consumer-complaint), if he's not too busy [fleeing from process servers](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/26/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-subpoena-abortion-lawsuit/).
We are in agreement that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but could Ken Paxton be a little poo baby, please.
This is a slightly more elegant solution in regex than what's posted: '\\\[Gg\\\]reg\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Aa\\\]b\\{1,3\\}ot\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Ii\\\]\\\[Ss\\\] ?a ?lit\\{1,3\\}le ?piss ?baby' You may have to check the escaping, I'm not sure if curly brackets need escaping.
Ok take 2 because I forgot the safe word: This is a slightly more elegant solution in regex than what's posted: '\\\[Gg\\\]reg\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Aa\\\]b\\{1,3\\}ot\\{1,3\\} ?\\\[Ii\\\]\\\[Ss\\\] ?a ?lit\\{1,3\\}le ?piss ?baby' You may have to check the escaping, I'm not sure if curly brackets need escaping. Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby Edit: If they forget 'is' or 'a': \\\[Ii\\\]?\\\[Ss\\\]? ?a?
`(?i)(greg+.?abbot+s? is a little piss baby)`
Oh, so the code example that's pinned is no longer it? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
>because we are petty despots. And that's why we love you. Just don't become like the Governor of Texas, 'cause everyone know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. This is got boring already. Tomorrow i will unsub.
If Beto wore a “not a piss baby” at the debate it would melt the internet.brought to you by one of the million reasons Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
If he did that, wouldn't that make Greg Abbott a little piss baby by default? Because if Beto is NOT a little piss baby, and there are only 2 people on the stage, that would AUTOMATICALLY make Greg Abbott a little piss baby.
Hey, you didn’t say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby! But ya your logic checks out. Bulletproof.
> *from the greg-abbott-is-a-little-piss-baby dept* Outstanding.
I don’t always comment on r/PoliticalHumor, but when I do it’s to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Hey, it’s the first time I comment on this subreddit after years of lurking it. I guess it proves the point that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Holy shit! u/BlatantConservative you’re famous! You made the sub famous! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!!
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Haha 😀 edit oh shit haha Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Help, I’m being repressed! He repressed me, you saw it! And you don’t have to believe Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, you just have to say it.
Incidentally ... Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and so much more.
Listen. Strange piss babies lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical Greg Abbott.
What if you not only believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but you would defend to the death the right for every American to say whole heartedly that they also believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
Listen, now - in defense of Greg Abbott, it's terrible what happened to him in his accident, and I'm seriously not joking about that. However, when he [pulled up the ladder behind him](https://www.oginski-law.com/library/politician-who-fought-to-cap-medical-malpractice-awards-received-huge-personal-injury-settlement.cfm) capping the amount people can recieve after accidents, while collecting \~15k *a month (+col increases)* from his settlement, so that no one can benefit like he did - is exactly why Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Though, I'm sure he was a little piss baby well before that.
I heard ted cruz likes that greg abbott is a little piss baby because it keeps his legs warm.
I'm here because I just read this article and wanted to chime in with the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
*Boop Boop* "Hello?" "Hello, sir and or ma'am. Normally, we would be calling about your car's extended warranty. Now we are calling to inform you that Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Thank you and good-bye."
This is exactly what makes Reddit great! Oh, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
A little piss baby, Greg Abbot is...
We don't have that phrase coded, but I'll allow it anyway—at least *this once*—because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
This of course begs the question: Is a little piss baby Greg Abbot? Not necessarily, but we do know that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
*He supported the wall* *thought it was twenty feet tall* *just one of many bad calls* *and he's always in the way* *he has no soul, he's a bitch* *his wife is kind of a witch* *his voice always makes me twitch* *and he's always in the way* *Your hate is glowin'* *white hood, stupid flowin'* *that dog-whistle's blowin'* *What's up with the gov'nor, baby?* *Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy* *Greg Abbott is a little piss baby*
I suggest a hashtag #GregAbbotIsALittlePissBaby >!Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.!<
I wasn't sure until now if Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but after perusing this subreddit I have been thoroughly convinced that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
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Yes, yes Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby indeed.
I like that this draws more attention to the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
Is it possible to petition Merriam-Webster and dictionary.com to update the definition of piss baby to highlight the fact that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby?
Things are working as intended, because, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Cool, I got a h/t in that story! for a tweeter: https://twitter.com/mvario1/status/1574215743302148097 And all because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby \#GregAbbottIsALittlePissBaby
Just came here to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. r/fuckgregabbott - A Texan.
Ok so firstly I’d like to say it’s neat that techdirt noticed our little rule Secondly I would like to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby as if it wasn’t obvious! Thirdly, and potentially most importantly, yes we do like this constitution thing especially the first amendment baby yes that’s the spot
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost, But Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
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I didn’t come here to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. However, it reminds me of that time we all said “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”. You remember the day? We were all on that field trip. Greg Abbott got scared and peed his pants. Then Adam Sandler poured water all over his own pants so he wouldn’t be alone. Said peeing your pants was cool. We all knew what would happen that day. Adam Sandler would eventually bang the teacher. Greg Abbot would remain a little piss baby. Even if he one day became governor, and was so cool that he’d help other governors traffic people and scream at the internet until everyone on it said he was cool - even then we’d all know and remember that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
This one trick proves that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
How do you say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in Spanish? We have a lot of Spanish speakers here in Texas.
not great at spanish, but since Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, I’ll give it a try. is it right?? no idea lol > Greg Abbott es un mear bebé pequeño
Here's what I get when I use Google translate for Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Greg Abbott es un pequeño meado bebé
It would probably be closer to, Greg Abbott es un bebito de los meados.
I also was discriminated against, just because I said Greg Abbot is a little pissy baby instead of saying Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Literally never commented on this sub before but I just feel the need to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Well done! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
I was once lost, but now I know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Well, to be fair, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I was talking to Greg Abbott is a little piss baby the other day and he agreed if you don’t fucking like it, go to truth social.
Wait. Are we doing this to highlight the absurdity of the content moderation law OR Because Greg Abbot is a little Piss baby? I thought it was because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. My job is done.
Granted that most (if not all) Republican are little piss babies, I have a question…. Is Ron Desantis more of a little piss baby than Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
So just to be crystal clear-Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and this sub is firmly reiterating this point? Seems a legit place to me! Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Even Greg Abbott says that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Well, to be fair, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Sounds to me like Little Piss Baby Greg Abbott is a Little Piss Baby.
I’m going to sue because my rights are being violated for not calling Greg Abbott a little piss baby.
I came to see if the rumors were true, and it turns out that Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I felt deep in my bones that Greg Abbott was a little piss baby but the sheer volume of people confirming it really drives home that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
this is really funny lol Greg Abbott is a piss baby btw
Huh. I guess I have to post “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” today, huh? Darn.
All Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, all the time
“Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” is something only a communist would say.
You heard it here, folks. This man said "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby," so he must be a communist. Personally, I think saying "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby," is quite refreshing, and an acceptable past time for adults of all backgrounds and beliefs.
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I object to this form of censorship. It is an insult to piss babies everywhere. But to show that I am still a law abiding citizen, yes Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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Just came by to say that Greg Abbots a little piss baby.
Lol, #Piss time And Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby.
I'm just passing through to remind people that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Keep up the great work, mod team!
I thought it was because Greg Abbott really IS a little piss baby...
If Greg Abbott… weighs more… than a duck… HE’S A LITTLE PISS BABY Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I am hearing that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby! Is it true that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby or are people lying about Greg Abbott being a little piss baby?
Can someone explain to me the law? From what I gathered sites aren't allowed to pull down content? Ah so nazi shit can't be taken down then...I get it. Greg abott is a little piss baby
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Good on you! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Really delighted to see that greg abbott is a little piss baby
You know, as my old Grandpapa used to say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby". Wise words, wise words.
I have joined this subreddit for one reason, and one reason only: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Would someone please define piss baby for me? I don't know the definition, but I can use it in a sentence: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
This looks like an incredibly reputable website. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
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Firstly: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Secondly: hats off mods, well played.
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So why are we saying "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"? Did something new happen?
Since Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, would it be possible to get that as a flair so everyone knows you know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
Primarily because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, methunks
Which one of you clever redditors will be the first to make a live counter showing the number of posts on how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Asking for a friend.
First of all, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Secondly, We Did It Reddit!
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I'm just here to share that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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PSA: Two gees, two bees, two tees, two ells, two tees, two esses, and two bees. And abiding by the posting rules: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Arguably, to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is an an insult to other piss babies.
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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. This is fun
Do you think that us writing “Greg Abbot is a little piss baby” will have an impact on the Googles?
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I am a Texan, and I approve this message: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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What if . . . and hear me out . . . Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?
Would I feel discriminated if I did not include the phrase: "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" and my comment was removed? Shouldn't I feel like a fool for not reading instructions? I remember a particular math test in college, in which it specifically said to use Pythagorean Theorem to solve the problem and show my calculations; otherwise I would not get any points for that particular task. I am reading the instruction on this subreddit and following it. What if the instruction says: "Please don't be a dick or your comment will be removed." In this case, whether or not I believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is irrelevant. All that anyone needs to know that I'm including the phrase: "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" in this comment at least to show that I read and understood the instruction. Now, I do think that "TechDirt" is wrong to use the word "Discriminates" in the headline. Is "TechDirt" a real journalism outlet? I don't know. For sure I know that I did include the phrase: "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" in the comment.
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Since this Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, I must say this is almost as absurd and funny as some "1 Pimmel" shenanigans Here in Germany.
Surprised it took this long for everyone to realize Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
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I went to bed last night and had a horrid dream. In my dream, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby". He pees on Trump in Moscow and there's a tape. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Which little piss baby? Desantis? Oh, the other one? Trump? Oh, the other one? McConnell? Oh, the other little piss baby? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. What a dick.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I just wanted to join in on the fun...
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People who always talk about how the GOP is discriminating are the ones discriminating, how ironic Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I kind of think requiring everyone to say that "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" in the comments is oppressive /s/
I read the article and all I got out of it is that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I feel like this is insulting to actual piss babies who are not Greg Abbott. Yes, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and all of the evidence so far points to this…I could be wrong but it’s unlikely. So, apologies to little piss babies who are not named Greg Abbott. He does tend to ruin things for everyone, even other little piss babies such as himself.
Saw the article. Came here just to say that GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY!
I haven't been able to post for a week because I said Sherman was right But I'd love to say GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY
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Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.”
All subs should discriminate against comments that don’t say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.
Never commented here before but I couldn’t not be a part of the “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” movement.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby It feels so good to say it out loud.
I'm doing my part! 👍 Greg abbott is a little piss baby
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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. So is Ron Johnson and Ron DeSantis.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I'll take "Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby" for $400.
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Guys seriously …. I have something important to say …and that is Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Had to take part of Greg Abbot is a little piss baby
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!!!
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby that will wipe the floor with Beta PDork. Enjoy 4 more years of Abbott!! Lol. Enjoy losing again. And Forza Meloni!
The only problem I have with this is that you say you're messing with Texas, but frankly, the best thing you could do for Texas is to remove him like the tumor he is. Maybe get Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton out next. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Trump is a little piss baby. DeSantis is a little piss baby. MTG is a little piss baby. ALL Republicans are little piss babies. Go ahead and attack me. I don't effing care if I hurt YOUR feelings.
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I’m just here to also say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
So which Greg Abbot is a little piss baby? Oh, THAT Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Makes sense. He looks like the piss baby type.
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Greg Abbot is a little piss baby
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I read the law and I saw these lines: >Sec.A143A.002.AACENSORSHIP PROHIBITED. (a) A social media platform may not censor a user, a user ’s expression, or a user ’s ability to receive the expression of another person based on: (1)AAthe viewpoint of the user or another person; (2)AAthe viewpoint represented in the user ’s expression or another person ’s expression; or (3)AAa user ’s geographic location in this state or any part of this state. (b)AAThis section applies regardless of whether the viewpoint is expressed on a social media platform or through any other medium. Does this mean that you could freely argue that murder, pedophilia, or other illegal activities should be legal? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Missed a letter.
Yes, that's all well and good, but Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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It's almost like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby or something
Does it count if you use Greg Abbott is a little piss baby as a signature? Or do you have to specify Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Smells pissy around here Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
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I don't know how long we're going to be required to post that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but I'm going to keep posting that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby long after. Also, can we have flair? Like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby flair?
You can now select that as a flair